ok, there is my story.

my name is ceazar, i am currently the ruler of earth.

in the dawn of time, my civilization has encountered the greek 
civilization, we foght, and made 
peace for some time. the mongol civilization appeared from east, we made 
peace, the greeks and 
the mongols started fighting, and soon the greeks offered me an 
allience against them.
i agreed and it was a big mistake, the greeks and i had never gotten 
along, and soon i have founded myself
fighting against both of them.
the greek civilization fell in 880 bc, but the mongols never forgave me.
than, i found out that the mongols were a huge empire and i was at war 
with them, err...
marco polo's embassy that was builded by me at that time had helped me 
establish contact
with the other civilizations existed.
the zulu and i signed an allience treaty, they were at africa.
the vikings and aztecs, who had an allience between them, both declaired 
war on me, they were
at the americas.
i started a war with the americans, who sat at north africa, but i 
achived no victory, and had lost 
 some army.
the years passed. i concentrated on building wonders but i was lonely, 
except for so called
allaience with the zulu's. my defence ministry advised me to do the 
inevitable and start the big
war with the mongols. all my cities and resources were harnessed to the 
war with the empire,
it was tough, long, and painfull. during the war i had signed an 
allience with the aztecs, and the zulu's
had cancelled our allaience. my people were jealous, as my civilization 
built only arms the other
civilizations had the luxuries of wonders. i signed a peace treaty with 
the americans, they were weak
after the mongols had showed them their spanking arm. 
it was 1645 when the first cease fire was signed between me and ghingis 
khan, and than he had time to
finish off the americans whom i had allaience with. the zulu's joined 
the mongols and attacked the americans,
i jumped to the americans defence with sending of money, army units and 
knowledge, and above
all, i resumed the war with the mongols so they will leave alone the 
americans, they were saved
with one city.
the evil mongols builded the united nations in 1673. the zulu's, english 
and vikings, had joined
the mongols in war against me. the history will call it the "mongol 
treaty".
the viking forced me to take one of their cities, oh, i forget that my 
allies, the aztecs, declaired war
against the vikings. the english were far but hostile, the zulu's 
passive, and the main fight was with the mongols.
city by city i conquered their land and expanded my territory into asia 
and india.
in 1766 i had to divide my army into four. one section of the army 
continued the conquest of asia.
other part was sent to america to defend the city i took the vikings, 
another section was sent to 
australia where the english ruled, and the fourth was sent to africa to 
fight the zulu's.
i had enough army and vessels to divide my army and still assult the 
ugly mongols.
the shock came when the americans joined the "mongol treaty", that kind 
of betrayal was unforgiven.
after all the army i sent them, it took me one blast of artillery to 
take their only city.
the americans were destroyed at 1789.
the war continued for many more years. since i never stop fighting, all 
my cities, including the conquested cities, had built
me tools-of-war. the aztecs remained faithful and foght the vikings with 
no fear. my forces ceased land in africa and settle in australia near 
the angry english. 
the turning point came with the destraction of the mongol civilization. 
1897 was the pleasant 
year of sweet victory, no more "mongol treaty", only "treaty".
one by one i eliminated my rivals. the zulu's fell in 1905, australia 
was mine in 1914. the aztecs were still
very loyal. then i sent all my forces towards north america to finish 
off my last true enemy  THE VIKINGS!!
the fight was short. i had over 100 peices of army, 1926 was the year of 
 their fall.
then came a tough decision to make. should i or should'nt i let the 
loyal aztecs live?
the counsil and i had decided to fight our allies. city after city which 
i took, i named after montezuma, their king, and after the aztec 
civilization, but as the day of destraction came near my people got more 
and more angry, after a while there were riots on the streets. the 
public wanted our former allies to live next to us. so that was that, 
the aztecs lived in there one and only city and  the roman civilization 
was the first to colonize alpha-centory and there was peace on earth, my 
earth.

Uzi Levin, <dilewin@shani.net.co.il>