@BEGINEVENTS

@IF
SCENARIOLOADED
@THEN
PLAYWAVEFILE
odetojoy.wav
@ENDIF

@IF
TURN
turn=1
@THEN
TEXT
Welcome to hell! It's World War 3 and you're in the middle of it. Ever since the breakdown of the Russian Government in late 1998, the world situation was ever going downhill,
with seven alliances forming, it was clear that war was inevitable. Then Mohammed appeared to destroy anyone not of the Islamic religion.
So, April 1999, seven large world factions started to fuck each other up.
ENDTEXT
JUSTONCE
@ENDIF

@IF
NEGOTIATION
talker=ANYBODY
talkertype=HumanOrComputer
listener=ANYBODY
listenertype=HumanOrComputer
@THEN
@ENDIF

@IF
NOSCHISM
defender=ANYBODY
@THEN
@ENDIF

@IF
CITYTAKEN
city=Washington
attacker=ANYBODY
defender=U.S.A.
@THEN
PLAYWAVEFILE
UNTITLED.WAV
@ENDIF

@IF
RANDOMTURN
denominator=150
@THEN
TEXT
James Bond 007 has risen to Britain's aid! Hell, Fucking Hell
ENDTEXT
CREATEUNIT
unit=James Bond 007
owner=Commonwealth
veteran=yes
homecity=no
locations
86,30
endlocations
@ENDIF

@IF
UNITKILLED
unit=James Bond 007
attacker=ANYBODY
defender=Commonwealth
@THEN
TEXT
James Bond 007 has been killed. Shit, stiff shit.
ENDTEXT
PLAYWAVEFILE
DIEBOND.WAV
@ENDIF

@IF
RECEIVEDTECHNOLOGY
technology=90
receiver=ANYBODY
@THEN
TEXT
Holy Shit!!!!! Evil Tech has been discovered!!! AAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
FUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGG
HHHHHEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ENDTEXT
JUSTONCE
@ENDIF

@ENDEVENTS
