;	Diplomacy
;	text strings for the diplomacy screen
;	Created: S.J.

; $AI0 = AI's name
; $CIVNAME1 = AI's Civ
; $CIVADJ2 = AI's people (ADJ)
; $CIVADJ3 = AI's people (NOUN)
#AIFIRSTCONTACT
#civ 1
#power 0
#mood 0
#random 1
"Ah, it's high time we met. I have no doubt that you know who I am. I'm sure you've heard my radio broadcasts, but for the sake of politeness: I am John Henry Eden, President of the Enclave and of the beautiful United States of America."
"Greetings. I, $AI0, greet you."
"I am $AI0, of the wise and benevolent $CIVADJ3."
"$CIVNAME1 the great and its superior people greet you. I, $AI0, desire peace with all my neighbors - even your puny culture."
"Greetings! I am $AI0 and I speak for the clever $CIVADJ2 folk."
"Greetings! I am $AI0 of the $CIVADJ3."
"$AI0 of the glorious $CIVADJ2 civilization greets you. He is vaguely aware of your struggling people and will grant them peace"
"I'm $AI0 of the $CIVADJ3."
"$AI0 greets you magnificent one. The $CIVADJ2 people love peace, but are skilled in the arts of war."
"I, $AI0, of $CIVNAME1 seek friendship."
"I am $AI0, and I greet you. We seek peace with all peoples, but brotherhood with few."
"Behold! I am $AI0 of the $CIVADJ3, mortals tremble before me."
"$AI0 of the $CIVADJ3 has noticed your cute civilization."
"$AI0, of the Great $CIVADJ3, will refrain from scouring the world of your filth."
"I am Great $AI0. The $CIVADJ2 people are honorable. Deal with us fairly and we shall have peace."
"I am $AI0, of the $CIVADJ3."
"Your long journey has led you to me, $AI0, Father of the $CIVNAME1."
"Who are you and what is your business with $AI0, ruler of the $CIVADJ2 people?"
"Hail! It is I, $AI0, son of Odin and King of the North Men who greets you!"
"I, $AI0, of the $CIVNAME1, am pleased to find you in good health. May you and your family remain so until the end of your days."
"Céad Míle Fáilte! A hundred thousand welcomes! Is it a coincidence that I, $AI0, have found you? I think not!"
"Lo! It is I, $AI0, who will act as a faithful messenger unto you. May HE who is mighty and wise, watch over you and your loved ones."
"Hail! I $AI0, the eldest of the Lion's Brood, the joy of Baal, hero of Carthage, and the Scourge of Rome, stand before you!"
"Friends gather from afar and the $CIVADJ2 people rejoice! I, $AI0, greet you!"
"Greetings and salutations! I, $AI0, ruler of powerful $CIVNAME1, have heard precious little about your land and people... but I am ever willing to learn."
"Behold, it is I - $AI0 - from the mighty land of the $CIVADJ3. Deal fair with me and my people and I will spare you the sting of my powerful blade."
"It is with pleasure that we at last meet. I, $AI0 of the $CIVADJ3, hope that our relationship will prosper and grow strong."
"In the name of $AI0, regent of $CIVNAME1, I greet you as friend. Shall our peoples co-exist in peace, or need you first feel the bite of a $CIVADJ2 blade?"
"I am $AI0, head of the House of Orange, leader of the stalwart $CIVADJ3. I have heard of your civilization but - please - tell me more about it."
“I, $AI0, have been chosen to bear the heavy responsibility of protecting the proud $CIVADJ2 people.  Will you stand with us, on the side of the civilized and the strong, or do you run with the numberless barbarians against whom we must always guard?”
"Greetings! I, $AI0, ruler of the powerful $CIVNAME1, have heard precious little about your land and people ... but I am always willing to learn new things."
"Behold the native mightiness of $AI0; I, from the noble lands of the Mayan, greet you with fresh water to quench away the dust, and a jaguar pelt.  Treat fair with me and mine, and I will spare you the pain of my powerful teeth."

; $GIVE0 = AI's trade offer.
; $GET1 = what AI wants from player.
; $PLAYER2 = Player's name.
; $CIVNAME3 = Player's Civilization.
; $AI4 = AI's name
; $CIVNAME5 = AI's Civ
; $CIVADJ6 = AI's people (ADJ)
; $CIVADJ7 = AI's people (NOUN)
#AIFIRSTDEAL
#civ 1
#power 0
#mood 0
#random 1
"Greetings! As you are no doubt aware, I am your President, John Henry Eden. I offer you the chance to make America's next New Deal a reality. In exchange for $GIVE0 I need only some of your $GET1 and a bit of patience."
"Greetings. I am $AI4, of the Ancient and Wise $CIVADJ7. As a sign of friendship between $CIVNAME5 and $CIVNAME3, I offer you $GIVE0 in exchange for $GET1."
"I am $AI4, of the Mighty $CIVADJ7. I see that your primitive civilization lacks much knowledge and wisdom. Agree to this exchange and let us thrive together."
"$CIVNAME5 the Great greets you. I, $AI4, desire peace with all my neighbors - even your puny culture. Accordingly, we desire that you accept this bargain and go forward with us in fellowship."
"Greetings! I am $AI4 and I speak for the clever and industrious $CIVADJ6 folk. Please accept this agreement in the name of world peace." 
"Greetings! I am $AI4, of the $CIVADJ7. We offer you this exchange. In return we give you our hand in friendship."
"$AI4 of Glorious $CIVNAME5 greets you. He is vaguely aware of your struggling people and will grant them aid and peace, if you will cooperate. Will you accept?"
"Greetings, $PLAYER2. I'm $AI4 of the $CIVADJ7. With malice toward none and with charity toward all, I offer you this deal. What do you say?"
"$AI4 greets you, Magnificent Ruler of $CIVNAME3. Please do us the honor of accepting this humble exchange."
"By the blessings of the Almighty, I, $AI4, Ruler of Glorious $CIVNAME5, seek friendship with all. Will you accept this offer in the name of peace?"
"I am $AI4, first among equals of $CIVNAME5, and I greet you. I offer this exchange in the hope that it will be the first of many peaceful transactions. Please accept."
"Behold! I am $AI4 of the $CIVADJ7! All mortals tremble before my greatness! As a sign of our mutual respect and friendship, please accept this deal."
"$AI4 of the $CIVADJ7 has noticed your cute little civilization. I offer you this trade in return for amicable relations between our cultures."
"$AI4, of the Great $CIVADJ7, greets you in peace and honor. Will you trade with us?"
"I am the Great $AI4. The $CIVADJ6 people are honorable. Deal with us fairly and we shall have peace. Accept this exchange as a token of future friendship."
"I am $AI4, of the $CIVADJ7. We give you a choice: peace and friendship - or blood, sweat, toil and tears. Please accept the following exchange as a sign of your friendly intentions toward our people."
"Your people continue to interest me. $AI4, Father of the $CIVNAME5, offers an exchange. Choose your answer carefully."
"Enough of this senseless nattering, $PLAYER2. Let us get down to business."
"Always rise to an early meal to eat your fill before a feast, $PLAYER2. If you attend hungry you will have no time to speak at the table."
"$PLAYER2. I would like to extend to you, the following offer, with hope that it may be the seed for a long-standing relationship between our cultures."
"At the advising of my druidic council I offer you soft words and this exchange, $PLAYER2."
"I am no better than you. If I do well, help me; and if I do wrong, I ask that you set me right. I propose that this first offer be symbolic of our humble customs and benevolent intentions."
"I threaten the hierarchy of power that is already forming, $PLAYER2. A deal with me is to flirt with danger. You're not afraid of a little danger, are you?"
"$PLAYER2, please honor me and the $CIVADJ6 people with a simple exchange so that both of our civilizations may prosper."
"It is with great honor that I, $AI4 of $CIVNAME5, humbly offer you this lucrative deal - one that only a greedy or selfish person could refuse."
"$PLAYER2, consider this honest proposal, as it is blessed by the great storm king Kumarbis, father of the gods. Consider granting us $GET1. In exchange we will trade you $GIVE0."
"$PLAYER2, let us begin a fruitful relationship by exchanging gifts. Please accept this proposal - unless you can come up with a better one."
"As a sign of friendship, $PLAYER2, the beneficent $CIVADJ6 people are willing to exchange $GIVE0 for $GET1. Will you agree to this fair deal?"
"The $CIVADJ7 are fond of bartering, $PLAYER2. I therefore propose that you give us $GET1. In return, I will see to it that you receive $GIVE0. Can we seal this deal with a handshake?"
“I feel we can each grow stronger through exchange of valuable goods.  Will you help your empire grow, or will you take this first step towards decay?”
"It is with great honor that I, $AI4 of the $CIVNAME5, offer you this generous deal – one that only an insignificant person could refuse. Are you that insignificant person?"
"$PLAYER2, consider this righteous offer, as it is blessed by my priests.  Consider granting us $GET1. In exchange we will trade you $GIVE0."

; $PLAYER0 = player's name
; $CIVNAME1 = player's civ
; $CIVADJ2 = player's peoples' adjective
; $GET3 = What the AI wants. 
; $UNIT4 = AI civ's best military units.
; $AI5 = AI's name
; $CIVNAME6 = AI's Civ
; $CIVADJ7 = AI's people (ADJ)
; $CIVADJ8 = AI's people (NOUN)
#AIDEMANDTRIBUTE
#civ 1
#power 0
#mood 0
#random 3
"Hello again, $PLAYER0! The Enclave is experiencing some growing pains, and needs your support. I trust you can spare some $GET3 for the betterment of your country? You are not in a position to refuse."
"$PLAYER0, it's time we discuss something rather important. The issue at hand is your loyalty to the good people of the Enclave. I need you to reassure my constituents with a small gift."
"The citizens of the Enclave know of your transgressions, $PLAYER0. You and I can stop a conflict from arising by coming to an agreement. Think of it as an investment - let's call it a treasury bond."
"Ah, $PLAYER0. I have an excellent deal to offer you: give us what we want, and we will not crush you. Does that not sound fair?"
"The superior $CIVADJ7 civilization is worthy of tribute. Dispense goods to us, and we'll refrain from sending our $UNIT4 to crush you."
"Think well, $PLAYER0: if you give us tribute, our friendship will continue. If not, we will have to seriously re-evaluate our relationship."
"$CIVADJ7 culture is the envy of the world. We hope that you'll make a small contribution to ensure its continued ascendancy..."
"Conventional $CIVADJ7 wisdom suggests that you bequeath certain goods to us or be destroyed."
"$PLAYER0, give us $GET3 or suffer the consequences!"
"$CIVNAME6 demands that you pay tribute. It is for your own good."
"$PLAYER0, would you like to volunteer a small donation to the cause of world peace?"
"$CIVNAME6 requires tribute from inferior cultures such as yours. Comply or be destroyed."
"The $CIVADJ7 Folk have put up with your insults long enough! Pay us the following or suffer the consequences!"
"Do not let foolish pride cause the downfall of your people, $PLAYER0. Pay us what we want - or be destroyed!"
"Mighty $CIVNAME6 demands that you acknowledge her superiority with this small token of respect!"
"Mother $CIVNAME6 requires from you a token of friendship. Or would you prefer that we wipe $CIVNAME1 from the face of the planet?"
"If you wish your pathetic civilization to survive, $PLAYER0, you had better comply with our demands!"
"I wonder if you would consider giving us a small gift, $PLAYER0, in honor of the timeless friendship between Mighty $CIVNAME6 and your weak and defenseless people?"
"As the tree raises its branches to honor the clouds, so must YOU show respect to those above you. Pay us tribute or risk our displeasure."
"It is said that when one meets a hungry tiger, one should give it a meal or risk becoming a meal. $CIVNAME6 awaits your tribute, $PLAYER0."
"A wise man is one who knows who to bully - and who to grovel to. It is time for us to clarify OUR relationship, $PLAYER0. Will you pay us our due?"
"$PLAYER0, don't you think it's time that you repaid the generous $CIVADJ7 people with a small gift?"
"$CIVNAME6 is the sole hope for world peace, $PLAYER0. It is time that you rewarded our efforts."
"Don't think of this as a demand for tribute, $PLAYER0. Think of it as an offer for you to invest in world peace."
"Given the many concessions we have granted you previously, is it not time for you to give us something in return?"
"For the sake of friendship, you might want to consider giving us a small gift."
"Agree to our demands, $PLAYER0, or be destroyed."
"Would you care to take part in our share-the-wealth program, $PLAYER0?"
"The honor of $CIVNAME6 requires that we ask you to give us a small donation."
"$CIVNAME6 demands that you give us the following tribute. Our $UNIT4 await your response."
"Peace and brotherhood requires sacrifice, $PLAYER0. From you."
"Furnish $CIVNAME6 with these gifts and we will tolerate your existence for a little while longer."
"Know that $CIVNAME6 stands by $CIVNAME1's side, as wise friend and strong protector. Now - about our fee..."
"Know that $CIVNAME6 is ever-merciful to those who exhibit the proper amount of respect to her. I recommend a paltry gift of, say, $GET3."
"A small gift - say, $GET3 - to mighty $AI5 will ensure your puny civilization's survival."
"I am offering you a one-time only deal, $PLAYER0. Give us what we want and we will not destroy you."
"Weak one! Give us tribute or suffer our wrath!"
"$PLAYER0, the $CIVADJ7 $UNIT4 thirst for your blood. Give us what we want or perish!"
"Do you choose to cravenly lick our boots and give us what we want, or to stand and fight us in a heroic but doomed last stand?"
"Your pathetic civilization relies on the Mighty $CIVADJ8 for protection. It is time that you paid us for this valuable service!"
"Peace with the $CIVADJ8 comes with a price, $PLAYER0. Will you pay?"
"We are bigger and stronger than you, $PLAYER0. You must give us tribute, or suffer the consequences."
"You only exist because the $CIVADJ8 allow it. In return we demand tribute."
"To be honest, raw greed is the only thing stopping us from destroying your puny civilization. Pay us what we want, or perish."
"You exist because the $CIVADJ8 allow you to exist. Pay us tribute!"
"$PLAYER0, I hope you appreciate our forbearance in not destroying you. Do you not think it sensible for you to give us something in return?"
"$PLAYER0, a small gift - say, $GET3 - will ensure your puny civilization's survival."
"Face the facts, $PLAYER0: $CIVNAME6 is your superior. You would do well to pay us tribute. Give us $GET3."
"It is fair that brothers bestow gifts on one another during significant times. Now is such a time for the $CIVADJ8."
"The journey that I, $AI5, have made to visit you is a great honor to the $CIVNAME2 people. Let us mark the occasion with a gift from you to me."
"Time is short and so will be the memory of the $CIVNAME1 should you deny me this token of respect."
"I must insist that you provide me with $GET3 free of charge. This is strictly business, $PLAYER0, nothing personal."
"$PLAYER0, I require $GET3, with no strings attached! Do not concern yourself with what I might gain from this transaction, but rather, what you stand to lose if you refuse me."
"$PLAYER0, I get what I want, and today I want $GET3. Perhaps, some day, you will be in a position to make demands from the other savages, but until then, be glad that I have decided to be gentle about this."
"Hail ye Givers! A guest has come who has need of your fire! What gifts do you set before him?"
"You could not ask for a better burden than a friend in need, $PLAYER0, and this friend needs, $GET3."
"Let no man stint he who has suffered greatly and is in need of wealth, $PLAYER0. Kindly gift me, $GET3, and we shall remain friends."
"While I can not provide the reasons now, our need for $GET3 is severe. Please gift $GET3 to us so that we may continue to be on civil terms."
"Bestow gifts upon your superiors and you are likely to be rewarded a hundred times over. Ignore the advice of wise-men, and you risk being flogged about the head, neck, face, and shoulders."
"For the sake of our continued friendship, provide the great people of $CIVNAME6 with a tribute."
"We demand, $GET3! Place this demand upon your shoulders and make no mention of its burden, $PLAYER0."
"The children of the antlered God loom over your puny nation, $PLAYER0. Offer us the gift of $GET3, and we will spare you, for now!"
"The earth-mother demands that you serve her children, $PLAYER0! Provide us with $GET3 to appease her!"
"Ensure your position among the righteous by freely offering that which you value most. $GET3 is what the $CIVADJ7 people seek. Indulge this minor request, lest they rise against you."
"Provide $GET3 to the $CIVADJ7 people, and they will praise your sacrifice, deny them this and tempt their wrath."
"I require $GET3, but have nothing suitable to offer in return. Instead, I shall submit prayers of peace unto you. Without $GET3, however, I can guarantee no peace."
"My senators have advised me that you have obtained $GET3! Is this true? Hand it over at once, and I will not take it by force."
"$PLAYER0, I understand that you have $GET3. This would surely be an invaluable asset for the $CIVADJ7 people. We demand that you share $GET3 with $CIVNAME6 at once!"
"I see the fate of the $CIVADJ2 people before me, $PLAYER0. Pay tribute to $CIVNAME6, or be flattened under our heel along the path to glory."
"$PLAYER0! You have not been a dutiful friend, tribute this to me now or suffer!"
"Forsake greed, friend! Provide me with a tribute, or tempt the anger of the $CIVADJ7 people."
"Serve the $CIVADJ7 people with this courtesy, or risk angering them."
"In our land it is customary that the meek honor the brave, and so should it be that you honor me, $AI5 of the $CIVADJ7."
"It is a great honor that we meet again. Perhaps you have something small to offer me, $AI5 of the mighty $CIVADJ7, for my troubles in coming to pay you this visit, no?"
"Now would be an opportune time to pay your respects to the powerful $CIVADJ6 civilization by fulfilling this humble request."
"$PLAYER0, grant me $GET3 and I will pray to Kumarbis, the mighty storm god, that he spare the $CIVADJ2 lands from his wrath."
"$PLAYER0, grant the $CIVADJ6 people $GET3 and I will refrain from loosing my brigands of warriors to smite your pitiful people... at least for now."
"Kumarbis has spoken to me, $AI5, great leader of the $CIVADJ8. The storm god insists that now would be a good time for the $CIVADJ2 people to show their friendship by granting $GET3."
"$PLAYER0, leader of noble $CIVNAME1, hear me. It would please me much if you would honor the $CIVADJ7 people with a gift of $GET3."
"$PLAYER0, powerful $CIVNAME6 is in great need of $GET3. Would you please be so kind as to honor us this request?"
"$PLAYER0, I hope that it is not too amiss to expect that, considering your flair for generosity, you will grant the $CIVADJ8 a small gift, such as $GET3."
"$AI5 the Wise, brave leader of $CIVNAME6, hereby demands $GET3. You have only a short time to arrange the details of the transfer - or face his wrath."
"$PLAYER0, it would be most prudent of you to immediately grant $CIVNAME6 $GET3."
"To further the development of $CIVADJ7 culture, your contribution of $GET3 would be most appreciated. That is, unless of course you would rather deal with the fury of $AI5 (a most unwise choice, I assure you)."
"$PLAYER0, if you would like to remain a friend of the $CIVADJ7 people you should give us $GET3."
"There is much joy in giving, $PLAYER0. So that you can experience such pleasure, please give us $GET3."
"Give us $GET3, $PLAYER0, or our armies will give you heck."
“The flame of civilization and learning needs fuel, $PLAYER0.  Give us $GET3 and we will see it put to good use.”
“It is time you were reminded who is the ruler and who is the ruled, $PLAYER0.  Give us $GET3 or the reminder will be less pleasant.”
“Some peoples are best suited to fight, some to explore, some to create works of art… and some, such as $CIVDJ8, are meant to rule the rest. Accordingly, you will give us $GET3, and we will leave you to your own purpose.”
"In our land it is customary that the meek honor the brave, and so should it be that you honor me, $AI5 of the $CIVADJ7."
"It is an honor to the sun god that we meet again. Perhaps you have something small to offer me, $AI5 of the mighty $CIVADJ7, for my troubles in paying you this small visit?"
"Now would be an opportune time to pay your respects to the powerful $CIVADJ6 civilization by fulfilling this god-humbling request."
"$PLAYER0, grant me $GET3 and I will pray to the great jaguar that he spare the $CIVADJ2 lands from his fangs."
"$PLAYER0, grant the $CIVADJ6 people $GET3 and I will keep my javelin throwers from unleashing their wrath upon you and yours…at least for a while."
"The jaguar has spoken to me, $AI5, great ruler of the $CIVADJ8, and he insists that now would be a good time for the $CIVADJ2 people to show their friendship by granting $GET3. The jaguar is always correct."

; $PLAYER0 = player's name
; $AI1 = AI's name
; $CIVNAME2 = AI's Civ
; $CIVADJ3 = AI's people (ADJ)
; $CIVADJ4 = AI's people (NOUN)
#AIACCEPTTRIBUTE 
#civ 1
#power 0
#mood 0
#random 3
"As the representative of all the American people, I thank you for your investment."
"Haha! John Henry Eden sure knows how to pick 'em doesn't he, $PLAYER0?"
"Thanks to your 'generosity', a disaster of unseen scale has been averted - for now."
"You are wiser than you look. You have saved your civilization much unpleasantness."
"You are not as stupid as you look. Your people are lucky that they have a leader with more brains and fewer guts."
"$CIVNAME2 thanks you. Next time don't make us have to ask..."
"You acknowledge the superiority of the $CIVADJ3 way of life? That is good. Mighty $AI1 will remember you..."
"Keep up the good work, $PLAYER0, and some day we may be equals."
"$CIVNAME2 thanks you for your gift; we will delay your inevitable destruction."
"$CIVNAME2 thanks you for your generous offering. I bid you farewell."
"You have chosen wisely, $PLAYER0. Your people should be grateful - if a bit poorer."
"Excellent. I shall recall our mighty armies immediately!"
"Wise choice: clearly you know how to respond to an ultimatum from your betters."
"You are an excellent boot-licker, $PLAYER0. Keep up the good work!"
"I look forward to many more gifts in the future. May the friendship between our peoples last forever!"
"Well, how nice! $CIVNAME2 thanks you! You may toddle off now. Goodbye!"
"I am SO glad, $PLAYER0. I do so dislike war, don't you?"
"Very well. You have insured your people's survival - for the moment."
"You have chosen wisely, $PLAYER0. You have our gratitude."
"It is good to see wisdom from an untutored barbarian."
"We will remember your generosity, $PLAYER0. You may go now."
"Wise decision. You've maintained the peace and enriched a friend."
"Good move! We must all make sacrifices in the name of peace."
"The $CIVADJ3 people thank you for your entirely voluntary goodwill gift. Until the next time, then."
"Your wisdom exceeds our wildest expectations, Insignificant One!"
"Ah, excellent! You have chosen wisely."
"The People of the Sun acknowledge your puny gift. That is all."
"$CIVNAME2 will remember your generosity!"
"You have chosen wisdom over valor, I see. That is good."
"Your gift is acknowledged. Our generals will be informed immediately."
"Good. Sacrifices are difficult, we know, but necessary if one is to survive."
"$CIVNAME2 and her people graciously accept you donation."
"You have ensured peace and enriched a friend. $CIVNAME2 thanks you for your cooperation."
"We accept your gift. You shall live!" 
"You acknowledge $CIVNAME2's superiority then? That is good."
"Good. Go now and celebrate your people's survival."
"You are caving in to our demands? I'm disappointed in you, $PLAYER0. But I will hold to our agreement. For the moment."
"You have taken the coward's way out, I see. Excellent."
"Discretion is the better part of valor, I'm told. Very well. I'll delay your destruction. For the moment."
"As you have recognized our superiority, we will let your puny civilization survive for the moment."
"We accept your gift, $PLAYER0."
"I am pleased. Go in peace. For now."
"You have saved your weak and helpless people. Now go in peace, until we call on you again."
"The $CIVADJ4 accept your tribute. You have saved your people."
"Your craven actions have ensured the survival of your people. It is well."
"Oh good! We graciously accept your 'gift,' and we look forward to many more such friendly gestures in the future!"
"How nice! I will call back our mighty forces immediately! Until the next time, then..."
"I congratulate you on recognizing your complete inferiority to $CIVNAME2. Wisdom is more important than courage, don't you think?"
"Gestures such as this secure your position of the favorite pony of the $CIVNAME2."
"Wisdom is surely one of your strengths. Wisdom and pragmatism."
"You have passed the test, $PLAYER0. Survival shall be your reward."
"How very wise of you, $PLAYER0."
"Your contribution has been noted."
"That will be all, $PLAYER0. Good day."
"You are wise despite your appearances, $PLAYER0. Thank you."
"Thank you, $PLAYER0. I have found none so noble or free with his goods than he who was gladdened with gifts."
"Most blessed is he who is free and fair, and who never nurses grief."
"I thank you, my family thanks you, and the $CIVADJ3 people thank you."
"Your generosity will be remembered."
"I see that you value peace, friend. I admire your wisdom. We shall cherish your gift."
"Blessed be!"
"You have chosen wisely, $PLAYER0."
"Next time, don't make me ask for it."
"Your shrewdness in this matter has been noted. Peace be with you, $PLAYER0."
"I see that you sincerely desire peace, this pleases the HIM greatly."
"You may have just averted the course of disaster through your generosity and understanding, $PLAYER0."
"Your understanding in this matter has been noted. You will be spared."
"The lion's leash grows slack, $PLAYER0. His hungry eyes are now fixated on your tribute rather than your throat. Rest easy for now."
"Thank you, $PLAYER0. We will overlook your puny cities in our march across all of creation."
"You honor me, and thus, live just a little while longer."
"Thank you. I believe your gift will assuage the temper of the $CIVADJ3 people for now."
"A very wise move, $PLAYER0! You will be spared."
"So very wise - and pragmatic - of you to honor my people with your gracious gifts. It will not soon be forgotten."
"Your tribute is accepted, and your fealty is duly noted."
"Your generous tribute is much appreciated by the powerful $CIVADJ3 people. Unnecessary bloodshed has thus been averted - for now..."
"Because of your generosity the warriors of $CIVNAME2 stay their weapons."
"The arrival of your tribute was a disappointment to some of my warriors who thirsted for a taste of your people's blood."
"It is well that you have honored my just demand, $PLAYER0. It is also well that you don't reside in $CIVNAME2, as cowards enjoy only a short life span here."
"We graciously accept what you have so thoughtfully tendered. We hope you enjoy the Vienna sausages."
"The tribute is accepted. Obviously the tales I had heard of your stubbornness were, at best, untruths."
"Thank you! By honoring the noble $CIVADJ3 race with this just demand for tribute needless bloodshed has been avoided."
"It is a wise decision you have made, $PLAYER0. Let us hope that your wisdom continues."
"The adventurous people of $CIVNAME2 thank you."
"Wisely, $PLAYER0, you have recognized the superiority of $CIVADJ3 arms."
"The people of $CIVNAME2 thank you."
"Thank you, $PLAYER0. Here, please accept this beautiful bouquet of tulips as a small token of our gratitude."
"Let it never be said that the $PLAYER0 is not without a heart - even though you may indeed lack a strong spine."
“$CIVNAME2 accepts your tribute.  Rest assured it will be used to further the cause of civilization.”
“By giving us this tribute, $PLAYER0, you take your place on the side of the awe-inspiring $CIVNAME2, and against the barbarian hordes.”
“You have acted wisely, $PLAYER0.  It is always less painful to kneel than to be knelt.”
"It is very magnanimous of you to honor my people with your gracious gifts. It will not soon be forgotten."
"Your tribute is accepted, and your fealty is duly noted."
"Your generous tribute is much appreciated by the powerful $CIVADJ3 people. Unnecessary bloodshed has thus been averted – for now... but our scouts have their eyes trained to the horizon, so take caution."
"Because of your generosity the warriors of the $CIVNAME2 stay their javelins."
"The arrival of your tribute was a welcome gift, but also a disappointment, for some of my warriors thirsted for a taste of your people’s blood."
"I’m glad that you’ve honored my just demand, $PLAYER0.  It is also well that you don’t reside in the land of the $CIVNAME2. Cowards enjoy a short life span here. Come, let me show you my altar of human sacrifice…"


; $PLAYER0 = player's name
; $CIVNAME1 = player's civ
; $CIVADJ2 = player's people (ADJ) 
; $CIVNOUN3 = Player's people (NOUN)
; $AI4 = AI's name
; $CIVNAME5 = AI's Civ
; $CIVADJ6 = AI's people (ADJ)
; $CIVADJ7 = AI's people (NOUN)
#AIBLUFFISCALLED
#civ 1
#power 0
#mood 0
#random 3
"You may have avoided conflict this time, $PLAYER0, but remember this quote from one of America's finest leaders: 'No evil can result from its inhibition more pernicious than its toleration.'"
"I have to admit, $PLAYER0, that I am rather dissapointed with your decision. I urge you to consider the meagre standing of the $CIVNOUN3 people in future discussions."
"I see. Perhaps I've misjudged your character, $PLAYER0. Whereas I once thought of you as person of rationality and practicality, I now know only of your narrow-mindedness."
"I see. Perhaps I have underestimated you, $PLAYER0. Be assured that it won't happen again. I will not attack you, for the moment."
"You take grave chances, $PLAYER0. I will let it pass this time, but don't press us too far."
"Uh, yeah. Well, normally I would declare war immediately, but my advisors appear to have lost the paperwork. You may not be so lucky next time!"
"Uh, yeah. Well, I WOULD declare war, but your feeble civilization just isn't worth the effort."
"Very courageous. I'm impressed. We will let it pass this time, but don't count on our forbearance in the future..."
"Bah. But what else can you expect from a barbarian state like $CIVNAME1? You are not worth exterminating!"
"Well, legally, we would be within our rights to exterminate you, but, uh, we have bigger fish to fry."
"You press your luck, $PLAYER0. You may have gotten away with it this time, but next time you will not be so fortunate."
"I am tempted to show the $CIVNOUN3 the error of their ways. But we will let it pass, for now."
"Ha! So you DO have some backbone! Well done! I was just kidding anyway..."
"Your refusal to cooperate marks the doom of the $CIVNOUN3. As soon as I get around to it. You just wait..."
"Insolence! You are fortunate that Mighty $CIVNAME5 doesn't wipe you off the face of the planet! We will not be so lenient next time!"
"I am very hurt and disappointed in you, $PLAYER0. I thought we were friends!"
"Oh, all right. In honor of the long friendship between $CIVNAME5 and $CIVNAME1, we won't destroy you this time. You're lucky that I'm an old softie..."
"You insolent dog! You will rue the day that you thwarted Mother $CIVNAME5! Ooo, you just wait..."
"You are foolish, but courageous. I congratulate you. You will survive, for now..."
"I would destroy you for your insolence, but, uh, the $CIVADJ6 people are feeling particularly merciful now. You should kiss our feet in gratitude."
"But of course! We were just kidding! Haha! Funny joke, eh?"
"It appears that I have underestimated you, $PLAYER0. Very well. We will let this lie, for the moment."
"That is right unfriendly, $PLAYER0. I'm disappointed in you. You are fortunate that we are a peace-loving people, or we'd smash you like the loathsome bugs you are."
"Confound you! Our armies will march on your cities - er, just as soon as we get around to it..."
"Ah so. Well, your insolence has been noted. We will remember, next time."
"So! You spurn our very reasonable request? We'll remember that, the next time you want something from us!"
"Barbarians are SO difficult to deal with. Well, we will let your pathetic civilization survive, for the moment, in the hope that with age comes wisdom."
"The $CIVADJ6 people appreciate courage - even suicidal courage - in others. We will refrain from crushing you this time. Go in peace."
"You refuse this very reasonable request from your great friend, $CIVNAME5? How disappointing. You are lucky that we are so merciful."
"It is impossible to deal reasonably with you! Ah - go away before we forget ourselves and do something righteous."
"So you refuse to contribute to the cause of peace, eh? How disappointing. I hope that you do not come to regret your foolish decision."
"I would grind your civilization into dust - er, if I weren't such a peace-loving person."
"After all that we have done for you, you refuse our very reasonable request? We will remember this!"
"WHAT? You refuse our tiny request? Such insolence cannot be tolerated! You just wait, see? Some day you'll get what's coming to you..."
"You've got guts. I like that. So I won't destroy you this time. But next time I may not be so merciful..."
"It is fortunate for you that your pathetic civilization isn't worth destroying!"
"That's it: you're on my list now, buddy. You'll get what's coming to you some day. See if you don't!"
"It's fortunate for you that we have all the sacrifices we need at the moment. Next time you may not be so lucky!"
"The gods instruct me to spare your pathetic civilization for the time being. What a disappointment."
"You are courageous, $PLAYER0. I honor you for it. You may go in peace."
"Your insolence has been noted, $PLAYER0. We will remember you."
"Very well. We will let you survive, for the moment. But we'll be back!"
"The $CIVADJ2 people have a courageous leader. I salute you!"
"This isn't over, $PLAYER0. Not by a long shot. I shall return!"
"Oh well. Can't blame a leader for trying, can you?"
"Oh, why do I even bother? Your puny civilization isn't worth the effort it would take to destroy."
"You spurn even our most reasonable requests! I am very disappointed in you, $PLAYER0! Well, see that it doesn't happen again or I shall be very cross!"
"This is a big, cold world, $PLAYER0. You should do more to keep what few friends you have. $CIVNAME5 will remember your uncooperativeness in the future."
"Very few individuals surprise $AI4. Pray that you don't continue to do so."
"Where has this new found backbone sprung from? When the $CIVNAME6 people find out, don't expect such tolerance as I demonstrate today."
"Wars have been started for less, but in this case your cities shall continue to stand. In this case."
"You savage, ill-mannered, muck-slinger! This is intolerable!"
"You will soon discover the gravity of your decision. Consider yourself warned."
"What?! I have been rebuffed by a primate? You will pay for this."
"Your un-mindfulness will be your ruin, $PLAYER0."
"Let no man glory in the greatness of his own mind, but rather keep watch of his own wit!"
"You are not free of fault, $PLAYER0. It is a miserable and evil man who makes a mockery of all things!"
"I expected more generosity from you, $PLAYER0. We will not forget this."
"You offend the $CIVADJ7 and shame your own people in this matter $PLAYER0! Your insolence has been noted."
"I, $AI4 the Great, am offended by your lack of cooperation in this! Do not expect me to be as civil in our future dealings."
"Hah! The older the buck, the harder the horn!"
"When the drink is in, the sense is out, $PLAYER0! I will return when you are sober."
"We will compose a death chant specifically for you, $PLAYER0, and we will chant it vigorously. You hear me?! VIGOROUSLY!"
"I see that you can not be swayed easily. While I respect your fortitude, your reputation as power-monger remains."
"I am merciful. I am forgiving. For now."
"You are flawed by greed, $PLAYER0. Someday, someone more virtuous than yourself shall introduce you to humility."
"While I am shocked that you would refuse my demands, $PLAYER0, I am impressed that you have called my bluff. Do not expect me to be so impressed next time."
"I see... next time I will not ask so politely, $PLAYER0. I will not be denied what I want so easily again."
"$PLAYER0, I have stricken your name from my list of civilizations that I was going to spare. If I were you, I would watch my back."
"You have smudged the honor of the $CIVADJ6 people, $PLAYER0. They will be furious when they hear of your insolence and greed."
"You have made a very grave mistake indeed, I will not forget this."
"I am appalled at how you treat your superiors! Perhaps you should consult your foreign advisor before making rash decisions in the future!"
"You may soon find that it was a very unwise decision to ignore my humble request, $PLAYER0."
"What?! You spurn my humble request? I, $AI4 of the mighty $CIVADJ6 empire, will not soon forget this rude rebuke."
"$PLAYER0, you are a brave fool to ignore my demand. My war council will soon convene to decide the fate of your pitiful lands and people.
"I am sorely tempted to give you a first hand demonstration of the mighty $CIVADJ6 war machine. But it will have to wait, as I presently have other matters to attend to."
"It is fortunate that the invincible $CIVADJ6 army is hotly engaged elsewhere, or the doom of the $CIVNOUN3 would be at hand."
"Some free advice for you, $PLAYER0, which I suggest you heed: Do not again ignore the demands of $CIVNAME5 or the price will be paid with the lives of many innocent $CIVADJ2 people."
"You are indeed fortunate, $PLAYER0, that $CIVNAME5 does not have a dire need of that tribute."
"Rather insolent of you to refuse that request, $PLAYER0. For the time being, however, I will let this rebuke pass. Count yourself lucky!"
"I, the great $AI4 of $CIVNAME5, am annoyed that you would dare to refuse my just demand. But not annoyed enough to mobilize my troops - yet."
"What?! You REFUSE?? Well..."
"I, $AI4 of $CIVNAME5, take your refusal to meet my demand as a personal affront. It will NOT be forgotten!"
"The insolence of $CIVNAME1 astounds me, but I should not be surprised, as uncouth barbarians and wild pigs are always difficult to deal with."
"Oh, dear me! Such effrontery to deny my polite request, $PLAYER0. And here all along I had thought you were born without a spine.”
"Very well then, we shall just have to do without.”
"That may end up costing you, $PLAYER0. But right now I must finish my painting of the remains of last night’s dinner before the paints harden."
“In time, $PLAYER0, you will come to regret your error.”
“The $CIVADJ2 civilization deserves wiser leadership, in a world as dangerous as this.  We hope you will come to your senses, $PLAYER0.”
“You choose to deny us our modest request, $PLAYER0.  Let us see how you survive the ravages of the world without the support of the $CIVADJ7.”
"You may soon learn that it was a very unwise decision to ignore my request, $PLAYER0. My patience is running thin, and the waters of Lake Titicaca yearn for your blood. Let this be a warning to you."
"What?! You spurn my generosity? I, $AI4 of the mighty $CIVADJ7 empire, will not soon forget this rude rebuke. The spires of the Andes Mountains will soon echo with the death howls of your people."
"$PLAYER0, you are a brave, but foolish, fool to ignore my demand. My war council will soon convene to decide the fate of your pitiful lands and people."
"I’m sorely tempted to give you a jaguar’s view of the mighty $CIVADJ6 war machine.  But it will have to wait, I’m afraid, as I have other matters to attend to at this moment. But please stay and enjoy our celebration of life… the bloodletting is about to begin."
"It is fortunate that the invincible $CIVADJ6 army is hotly engaged elsewhere, or the doom of the $CIVNOUN3 would be at hand."
"Some free advice for you, $PLAYER0: Do not ignore the demands of the jaguar and the $CIVADJ6 people, or the price will be the enslavement of many innocent $CIVADJ2 people."







; $PLAYER0 = player's name
; $CIVNAME1 = player's civ
; $CIVADJ2 = player's people (ADJ)
; $LEADER3 = AI's leader.
; $CIVNAME4 = AI's civ.
#AIRENEGOTIATE
#civ 0
#power 0
#mood 1
#random 6
"Friend $PLAYER0, this pact is about to expire. We believe that its usefulness is over. I hope you are not offended."
"$PLAYER0, this deal is about to end. While we have enjoyed trading with you, I don't think that it would be useful to extend it."
"This pact is about over, $PLAYER0. $CIVNAME4 salutes you for being a fair trading partner. Unfortunately, we do not believe that extending this deal is in our best interests."
"This arrangement between $CIVNAME1 and $CIVNAME4 is about to expire. We thank you for dealing fairly with us, but we do not wish to extend the deal at this time."
"Greetings from $LEADER3. Our trading agreement is about to expire. We hope you will understand if we do not wish to extend it at this time."
"$PLAYER0, I regretfully inform you that this trade agreement is about to expire, and $CIVNAME4 does not wish to extend it."
"Greetings. While we have enjoyed trading with you, we feel that this arrangement is not longer good for our people. It is time for the deal to end."
"This agreement is about to expire, and I regret to inform you that we don't wish to extend it."
"This agreement is about to expire. While we do not wish to extend it, we do thank you for dealing fairly with us."
"This deal is about to expire, $PLAYER0. I believe we should let it do so."
"This arrangement between $CIVNAME4 and $CIVNAME1 is about to expire, and frankly, not a moment too soon! I hope you will not be offended if $CIVNAME4 has no desire to extend it."
"This deal is about to end. I recommend that we give it a decent burial and get on with business."
"This agreement is about to end, $PLAYER0, and not a moment too soon. I have no desire to extend it."
"This agreement is about to end. To be blunt, you might as well forget about extending it."
"This arrangement between $CIVNAME4 and $CIVNAME1 is ending. I see no reason why we would want to extend it."
"This deal is ending, thank heavens. $CIVNAME4 wants no further part of it."
"This deal is over. Don't even think about extending it."
"This arrangement is over, and we aren't going to extend it. Deal with it."

; $PLAYER0 = player's name
; $CIVNAME1 = player's civ
; $CIVADJ2 = player's people (ADJ) 
; $AI3 = AI's name
; $CIVNAME4 = AI's Civ
; $CIVADJ5 = AI's people (ADJ)
; $CIVADJ6 = AI's people (NOUN)
#AIRENEGOTIATEPEACE
#civ 1
#power 1
#mood 0
#random 1
"The people of the Enclave recognize your greatness, $PLAYER0, and humbly request that you extend our peace agreement for the betterment of all."
"To ensure that the future of our great country is secured, the Enclave wishes to extend it's peace agreement with the $CIVADJ2 people."
"Although you are called by some in the Enclave as 'Agitators', I believe part the job of the great is to not trample the weak. Let us extend this peace agreement for a few more months."
"$PLAYER0, our peace treaty is about to expire. Should we not renew it and confound the world with the unshakeable friendship of our two people?"
"$PLAYER0, the treaty between $CIVNAME4 and $CIVNAME1 has been profitable for both of our people. Should we not renew it now?"
"You will be relieved to know, $PLAYER0, that $CIVNAME4 has decided to renew our peace treaty."
"$CIVNAME4 would like to extend our peace treaty, $PLAYER0. Do you agree?"
"The allotted time for our peace treaty is ending. Shall we not extend it?"
"You have an amusing little culture, $PLAYER0, and it pleases me not to wipe it from the face of the planet. Shall we renew our peace treaty?"
"This peace treaty has been profitable for both $CIVNAME4 and $CIVNAME1. Come, friend: let us extend it!"
"I, Mighty $AI3, would like to extend our peace treaty. Will you take my hand in friendship?"
"Let it not be said that Mighty $CIVNAME4 cannot be merciful even to the lowliest of people. Come: let us extend our peace treaty!"
"$CIVNAME4 extends greetings to our friend, $PLAYER0! Our peace treaty is about to expire: shall we not extend it?"
"Let us extend our peace treaty, $PLAYER0, and our friendship will last for a thousand years!"
"The friendly $CIVADJ5 folk would like to continue their partnership with your cute little culture, $PLAYER0. Will $CIVNAME1 renew our peace treaty?"
"What the world needs now, $PLAYER0, is love: sweet love. Will you extend our peace treaty?"
"$PLAYER0, our peace treaty is about to expire. It pleases the $CIVADJ5 people to extend it."
"Mother $CIVNAME4 graciously offers to extend the present peace treaty. Isn't that nice of us?"
"Peace is the first flower of the world, $PLAYER0. Shall we not extend our treaty?"
"Our peace treaty is about to expire. It would benefit both our people if we were to extend it."
"As a great lion can exist in harmony with a lowly jackal, our people too can live in peace. Will you extend our peace treaty?"
"The $CIVADJ5 people wish to extend our peace treaty, $PLAYER0. I hope that the great $CIVADJ2 people will agree."
"All we are saying, is 'give peace a chance.' Let's renew our peace treaty, $PLAYER0: what do you say?"
"Conflict is bad for business, $PLAYER0, don't you think? Let's renew our peace treaty."
"Our peace treaty is about to expire, $PLAYER0. The $CIVADJ5 people would be sorrowful indeed if we did not extend it."
"Peace is better than war. $PLAYER0, let us renew the treaty between $CIVNAME4 and $CIVNAME1!"
"Let it not be said that $CIVNAME4 was the first to break the peace - even when we could destroy you with ease. Shall we extend our treaty?"
"By the grace of God, the peace between us has held. The $CIVADJ5 people would like to extend the treaty with $CIVNAME1. Will you agree?"
"Blessed are the peacemakers, $PLAYER0. Will you not agree to extend our treaty?"
"$CIVNAME4 has enjoyed the peace between us, $PLAYER0. It would be in your best interests to agree to renew it."
"The treaty between $CIVNAME4 and $CIVNAME1 is about to expire. In the interests of world peace, I sincerely hope that you will agree to extend it."
"My people hate war, $PLAYER0. Let us ensure the peace by extending our treaty!"
"$CIVNAME4 wishes to continue our peace treaty, $PLAYER0. For the sake of $CIVNAME1, I sincerely recommend that you agree to extend it."
"$AI3 salutes Mighty $PLAYER0. Our peace treaty is about to expire: let us extend it and continue our most successful partnership!"
"Perhaps an extension of the peace treaty would ease tensions between us."
"Our peace treaty has been most useful to $CIVNAME4, $PLAYER0. You would be wise to agree to extend it."
"$PLAYER0, the $CIVADJ6 have profited greatly from our friendship with your people. Will you not agree to extend the peace treaty?"
"$PLAYER0, Let us extend our peace treaty so as to better ready ourselves for the next inevitable conflict!"
"Unfortunately, the gods insist that I refrain from eradicating your people at this time. So we might as well extend the peace treaty. I guess."
"Our peace with $CIVNAME1 has been both honorable and profitable. Let us extend it!"
"I, Mighty $AI3, extend my hand in friendship to you, $PLAYER0. Will you not renew our peace treaty now?"
"The friendship of the $CIVADJ6 is difficult to come by, $PLAYER0. Do not squander it. I urge you to renew our peace agreement now."
"$PLAYER0. Let us sit down together in amity and smoke the pipe of peace. Will you not agree to extend our treaty?"
"The $CIVADJ5 people graciously offer to extend our peace treaty with $CIVNAME1."
"The $CIVADJ6 are righteous in war and just in peace. We offer your unfortunate civilization the opportunity to extend our treaty."
"$PLAYER0, I, $AI3, Ruler of all $CIVNAME4, do hereby offer to extend our treaty of peace with your fine civilization."
"For the good of the civilized world, we should renew our peace treaty."
"There you are. I suppose you wish to extend our peace treaty, do you? Well, we are feeling PARTICULARLY merciful today, so why the heck not?"
"Life is cheap to the $CIVADJ5 people, especially $CIVADJ2 lives. For your sake I trust you'll embrace our continuing peace."
"This lonely world would only be more so were the $CIVADJ6 to eliminate the $CIVNAME1. Let us ensure we will continue to not hunt you like dogs."
"Continue to play our lap dogs. You truly have no other choice."
"$PLAYER0, our peace treaty is about to expire. It would please me if you were to renew this with us, as both of us have benefited greatly from it."
"We have enjoyed the amicable terms of this treaty so far. However, it is about to expire. Do you wish to renew it?"
"My advisors have warned me that this treaty is about to expire. While you clearly get the better end of the deal in this, we have decided to allow you the option of renewing it."
"Be slow to develop faith in a friend, $PLAYER0. Renew this treaty so that we may both take our time."
"It is time to renegotiate this pact that binds us, $PLAYER0. Have we not dealt with you and your people fairly?"
"Our treaty has nearly expired. Do not find yourself late to the feast, $PLAYER0, or you risk not being served at all."
"This treaty is about to expire. The $CIVADJ5 people have enjoyed amicable relations with $CIVNAME1 thus far, and it is my understanding that they would like to continue to do so. Shall we renew this?"
"We feel that it is in our best interest to renew this sacred pact. Do you agree?"
"Let us extend this treaty, $PLAYER0! May our peace last for a millennia."
"Long life to you, $PLAYER0! The year-wheel indicates that this treaty is about to expire. Do you wish to renew this pact?"
"Swear by this pact once again, $PLAYER0! I have no reason to quarrel with you."
"Renew this treaty and enjoy... What? No, you do not have to sign with your own blood if you do not wish to. Pansy."
"Those who keep their treaty when they make one, and demonstrate patience through tribulation and times of stress, such are they who are sincere, and such are those worthy to have their treaty renewed!"
"Lo! It seems that you have maintained yourself within the bounds of this treaty. Thus, we reward you with the opportunity to renew it."
"I extend my hand in friendship to you yet again. You simply can not afford to dare slapping it away."
"$PLAYER0, our treaty is on the fringe of expiration. Does the thought of accompanying the $CIVADJ5 people in our quest for domination still appeal to you?"
"We would prefer to extend this pact, $PLAYER0, but be warned, we might not pursue this deal again later if you refuse."
"Renew this pact, $PLAYER0. We both know that you have no other choice."
"$PLAYER0. This treaty has almost expired. Renew it so that the $CIVADJ5 people may continue to view you and the $CIVADJ2 people as friends."
"It pains me to think about what might happen to the $CIVADJ2 people if this deal were to expire. Why not renew this deal now?"
"This deal is about to expire, shall we keep the peace by renewing it?"
"Noble $PLAYER0, our mutual treaty of peace is about to expire. It would be beneficial to both of our peoples that we continue to live in peace."
"Surely, in your wisdom, you can see that it will be in the best interest of your people if you choose to renew your treaty of peace with the mighty $CIVADJ5 empire."
"Ignore my strong hand of friendship at the dire peril of your sad empire, $PLAYER0 of $CIVNAME1."
"Our mutual Peace Treaty has served our peoples well. Let us re-up the deal, $PLAYER0, and keep the peace between our two lands."
"The warriors of $CIVNAME4 long for more glory. Shall they look for it in your lands, or shall we renew our treaty?"
"Shall we renew our Peace Treaty, or should I allow my proud warriors some amusement by squashing your pitiful culture under their boots?"
"Relations between $CIVNAME1 and $CIVNAME4 have been peaceful for many years, $PLAYER0. Let us keep it that way by renewing our mutual treaty of peace."
"$PLAYER0, our treaty of peace is due to expire soon. In the name of world peace let us renew this peaceful pledge."
"$PLAYER0, our treaty of peace is about to expire. Here is what I offer. Refuse this only if you wish for $CIVNAME1 to live in constant peril."
"It is good that peace and harmony have existed between our peoples for many years. Come, $PLAYER0, let us renew our peace treaty and keep it that way for many more."
"The glorious civilizations of $CIVADJ5 and $CIVADJ2 live on in comity. I, $AI3, would like to renew our pact of peace. Will you agree?"
"Although the armies of $CIVNAME4 long for more conquests, we have decided to spare small $CIVNAME1 - for now. Or do you refuse to renew this treaty?"
"$PLAYER0, my friend and strong ally. Please, let us renegotiate our treaty of peace. I trust that you will agree to this fair proposal."
"$PLAYER0, my friend. I believe it would be in the best interest of both of our countries to renew this solemn pact of peace."
"Would you rather renew our peace treaty, $PLAYER0, or find out how it feels to be kicked by a wooden shoe?"
“It is a tragedy when mighty civilizations such as the $CIVNAME4 and the $CIVNAME1 exhaust their energies in pointless conflict.  Let us continue to live in peace, $PLAYER0.”
“You stand at a crossroads, $PLAYER0.  Will you choose to continue this time of peace and prosperity, or shall we cross swords once again?”
“A dog that values its own life does not nip at the heels of a giant, $PLAYER0.  Think on this when you consider whether to renew our conflict.”
"Noble $PLAYER0, our mutual treaty of peace is about to expire. It would be beneficial to both of our peoples that we continue to live in peace. Do you not agree?"
"Surely, in your wisdom, you can see that it will be in the best interest of your people if you choose to renew your treaty of peace with the mighty $CIVADJ5 empire. Or, is your wisdom as thin as the air in the Andes Mountains?"
"Ignore my strong hand of friendship at the dire peril of your sad empire, $PLAYER0. I am the Earth Shaker. May the mountains quake beneath my feet when I move against your pitiful lands."
"Our mutual Peace Treaty has served our peoples well.  Let us keep the peace, $PLAYER0, between our two lands."
"The javelin warriors of the $CIVNAME4 long for more slaves.  Shall they look for them in your lands, or shall we renew our treaty?"
"Shall we renew our Peace Treaty, or should I allow my proud javelin warriors the taste of your blood, $PLAYER0?"

; $PLAYER0 = player's name
; $CIVNAME1 = player's civ
; $CIVADJ2 = player's people (ADJ)
; $CITY3 = The AI's city
; $AI4 = AI's name
; $CIVNAME5 = AI's Civ
; $CIVADJ6 = AI's people (ADJ)
; $CIVADJ7 = AI's people (NOUN)
#AIBORDERWARNING
#civ 1
#power 0
#mood 1
#random 1
"$PLAYER0, we have noticed a few of your civilians have wandered into Enclave territory. I am certain this was a minor unintended miscalculation, and we would be willing to offer your men and women a free course in advanced geomapping should you allow?"
"Although the American government is for the people, by the people, Enclave territory has been ruled off-limits for civilians. Kindly instruct your men and women to return home or they may risk detainment."
"Your hooligans are violating Section 256 of the American Reclaimation Act - civilians are not allowed within 800 yards of restricted Enclave facilities. Recall your men or my commanders will have them arrested."
"Greetings, $PLAYER0. It appears that some of your troops have - inadvertently, I'm sure - wandered into our territory, near $CITY3. Kindly remove them."
"$PLAYER0, the troops bumbling about near $CITY3 are stealing chickens and annoying our women. Remove them, please."
"Does $CIVNAME1 seek war with Mighty $CIVNAME5? The $CIVADJ2 troops near $CITY3 appear to think so."
"Ho, $PLAYER0! The $CIVADJ2 troops near $CITY3 are not welcome. Please remove them before something really bad happens to them." 
"Say. Look at all the $CIVADJ2 troops near $CITY3. If I weren't so trusting and innocent, I'd be getting a little angry right about now."
"$PLAYER0, your forces are polluting the air around $CITY3. Please remove them and give them a bath or something."
"There appear to be $CIVADJ2 troops near $CITY3. I would appreciate it if you would make them go away."
"$PLAYER0, why the troop buildup near the $CIVADJ6 city of $CITY3? Should I consider this a threat to $CIVADJ6 sovereignty?"
"You have troops near $CITY3. I request that you remove them. Immediately."
"We welcome the $CIVADJ2 warriors approaching $CITY3. Shall we send out our own armies to greet them properly?"
"Your troops around $CITY3 are in $CIVADJ6 sovereign territory. Remove them immediately."
"Your forces threaten $CITY3. This is a direct threat to $CIVADJ6 vital national interests, and we will react accordingly."
"Ah, $PLAYER0! Are the soldiers near $CITY3 enjoying the fine $CIVADJ6 weather?"
"My generals inform me that $CIVNAME1 has stationed troops near $CITY3. Shall we take this as a threat or an insult?"
"Does $CIVNAME1's arrogance know no bounds? Why do your troops threaten $CITY3?"
"$PLAYER0, It is written that an uninvited guest is like an ant at a picnic. Why do your troops approach $CITY3?"
"We are quite disturbed by the buildup of $CIVADJ2 forces near $CITY3. Does $CIVNAME1 seek to threaten $CIVNAME5?"
"Like a plague of locusts, your forces near $CITY3 despoil everything around them. This is a grave insult to $CIVADJ6 sovereignty and we shall not forget it!"
"$PLAYER0, I'm a plainspoken man. And I must tell you honestly that we are concerned about the troops approaching $CITY3. Why are they there?"
"I see that you have troops near $CITY3, $PLAYER0. Are you looking for a tussle with $CIVNAME5?"
"$PLAYER0, the Monroe Doctrine STRICTLY prohibits the stationing of foreign troops near $CITY3! I must request that you remove them immediately!"
"$PLAYER0, the people of $CITY3 are backwards and provincial, I'm afraid. The appearance of $CIVADJ2 troops in the area has made them quite nervous. May I request that you remove them?"
"Unless your troops near $CITY3 are looking to create an international incident, I suggest that they remove themselves immediately."
"A herd of $CIVADJ2 swine have been spotted rooting among the garbage near $CITY3. Why?"
"While $CIVNAME5 is always happy to welcome visitors, we are somewhat dismayed by the large group currently marching toward $CITY3..."
"I presume that the troops near $CITY3 are there by accident, no?"
"You send troops to $CITY3 at your peril, $PLAYER0."
"$PLAYER0, why do your troops approach $CITY3?"
"Troops from $CIVNAME1 approach $CITY3. You are aware that this is a violation of $CIVADJ6 sovereignty, are you not?"
"$PLAYER0, I am continuously astonished by $CIVNAME1's blatant disregard for international law and customs! Why do you mass your troops near to $CITY3?"
"Your troops near $CITY3 constitute a direct threat to $CIVADJ6 interests. I assume that they are there in error, no?"
"We are not blind, $PLAYER0. We quite clearly see the troops approaching $CITY3. Be assured that we will respond appropriately."
"You have troops near $CITY3. If you persist in violating $CIVADJ6 territory, we will have no choice but to respond forcefully!"
"Ah, $PLAYER0. I assume that the $CIVADJ2 troops near to $CITY3 have come to volunteer as sacrifices for the upcoming harvest festival?"
"If you seek to antagonize the $CIVADJ6 people, $PLAYER1, continue to menace $CITY3. It is working splendidly!"
"A word to the wise, $PLAYER0: If your troops continue to menace $CITY3, we will destroy them!"
"Are you aware that a large group of $CIVADJ2 warriors are approaching $CITY3? If I were you I'd have that general beaten with wooden clubs until he learns how to read a map properly!"
"Unless the $CIVADJ2 forces have come to $CITY3 to defect, they are not welcome."
"$PLAYER0, I am currently deciding which is the most efficient way to destroy the troops which threaten the city of $CITY3. Have you any suggestions?"
"$PLAYER0, we note with unhappiness the increasing number of troops near $CITY3. Why do you treat the $CIVADJ7 with such disrespect?"
"We do not fear the troops you are amassing near $CITY3, $PLAYER0. We WILL defend ourselves, if need be!"
"Does your arrogance know no bounds? Do you expect the $CIVADJ7 to sit idly by while you amass troops near $CITY3?"
"My generals inform me that your cute little soldiers have wandered into $CIVADJ6 territory near $CITY3. I trust that they will clean up after themselves when they leave?"
"$PLAYER0, I shall become very cross indeed unless you immediately withdraw the troops menacing $CITY3."
"Your horrible little soldiers near $CITY3 threaten $CIVADJ6 security, $PLAYER0! We are NOT amused!"
"Perhaps your generals in the field are too generous with the spirits. Remove your forces from $CIVADJ6 territory immediately."
"As much as the $CIVADJ6 people love practicing the art of war against your poorly trained rabble, today you find me in a merciful mood. Pull back your forces from $CIVADJ6 lands."
"Finally you provide us with the needed carelessness to eliminate you from this world. Or do you. Remove your brigands from our lands or die on our hostile plains."
"$PLAYER0, $CIVADJ2 troops have been spotted near $CITY3. I do hope that their friendly little visit will be short. VERY short."
"$PLAYER0, is that a $CIVADJ2 hobo near $CITY3?"
"$PLAYER0, some of your vagrants have been spotted near $CITY3! I have no table-scraps for your emaciated rabble. Remove them at once, or I will put them out of their misery."
"Some of your most able warriors have been seen near $CITY3, $PLAYER0. Friends who tramp about, unannounced, ought to bear gifts, or swiftly remove themselves."
"We have spotted $CIVADJ2 troops near $CITY3. Do not make folly in our lands, $PLAYER0!"
"Your troops dance like fools on the edge of a keen axe, $PLAYER0. Remove them from the $CITY3 area at once!"
"$PLAYER0, $CIVADJ2 troops have been spotted within our borders. While I am not upset by their presence, I am startled by their sheer ugliness. Please recall them at once."
"$CIVADJ2 troops have been spotted near $CITY3, $PLAYER0. Can I assume that this is a result of some misunderstanding, and that they will be removed immediately?"
"$PLAYER0! Your troops tread upon $CIVADJ6 soil! This is intolerable! Call them off or we will be forced to bury them in it!"
"$PLAYER0, please remove your troops from the $CITY3 area, it is for their own good."
"Remove your troops from the $CITY3 area, or I will cease using soft words when speaking with you, $PLAYER0."
"$CIVADJ2 degenerates have been spotted near $CITY3, withdraw them or I will have your head!"
"What tidings do your troops near $CITY3 bring, $PLAYER0?"
"Uninvited guests are seldom interested in pleasantries, $PLAYER0. What is it that your troops near $CITY3 are interested in?"
"$PLAYER0! Immediately remove your troops from the area near $CITY3 or I will strike them down with great wrath."
"$CIVADJ2 troops have been seen near $CITY3. Surely there must have been some sort of training exercise that I was not made aware of, $PLAYER0?"
"I was not aware that $CIVNAME1 employed blind men, drunkards, and children as generals, $PLAYER0. How else would you explain the $CIVADJ2 presence near $CITY3?"
"Do the $CIVADJ2 troops near $CITY3 want to play war with some $CIVADJ6 elite guardsmen, $PLAYER0? Remove them now, before I have them tossed out like the trash they are."
"$PLAYER0, some of your troops have apparently run away from home. Would you care to remove them from $CITY3, or shall I deal with them in my own special way?"
"$PLAYER0, $CIVADJ2 savages have been spotted near $CITY3. Please, remove them now, or I will make an example of them."
"Remove your troops from near $CITY3, before I dispose of them personally."
"My dear $PLAYER0, it seems that some of your troops have strayed a bit too far from their home. It would be wise of you to remove them from the vicinity of $CITY3."
"It is enough that I, the mighty $AI4 of $CIVNAME5, must suffer the folly of my own generals. Now, it seems, unwise $CIVADJ2 troops have strayed too close to $CITY3. Recall them - or else!"
"The foul odor of your loose brigands has begun to permeate the streets of $CITY3. Remove them forthwith or their blood will flow in our gutters."
"$PLAYER0, it has come to my attention that some of your gallant troops approach the $CIVADJ6 city of $CITY3. In the name of peace and friendship I, $AI4, request that you please recall them."
"$PLAYER0, reckless troops dressed in $CIVADJ2 uniforms threaten the $CIVADJ6 city of $CITY3. Many lives will be spared if you ensure me now that they will soon depart."
"Messing with the $CIVADJ7, are you? Recall your wretched rabble from the vicinity of $CITY3 NOW - or the just wrath of Kumarbis will be swift and sure!"
"Very troubling, $PLAYER0, very troubling indeed. Please allow me to call to your attention the fact that some of your $CIVADJ2 forces threaten the peaceful citizens of $CITY3. Surely they will be departing soon?"
"Trespassing upon the holy ground of $CIVNAME5 is a crime of great magnitude, $PLAYER0. Perhaps you were not aware of this? Your troops near $CITY3 must depart immediately - or grave consequences will ensue!"
"Instruct your forces in the vicinity of $CITY3 to depart - or I will be forced to have my troops forcefully remove them!"
"$PLAYER0, the presence of $CIVADJ2 troops near the $CIVADJ6 city of $CITY3 is upsetting its citizenry... and worries me. Please, remove them soon."
"$PLAYER0, in case you were unaware, $CIVADJ2 troops have bumbled onto the sovereign lands of $CIVNAME5 near $CITY3. Will you recall them, or need they be forcibly removed?"
"Must we again resort to using spoiled fish to mask the stench of your $CIVADJ2 'warriors' near $CITY3, or will you have them immediately recalled?"
"$PLAYER0, perhaps you are unaware that $CIVADJ2 troops have crossed into $CIVNAME5 and are rudely trampling the beautiful flower gardens of $CITY3. Please, if you are a friend, recall them."
"Your troops are not exactly tip-toeing through the tulips of $CITY3, $PLAYER0. May I be so bold as to suggest that you recall them at once?"
"The foul odor of $CIVNAME1 grows strong around the beautiful $CIVADJ6 city of $CITY3. Have them removed - or they will all soon be fertilizer for our tulips!"
“$PLAYER0, there appear to be $CIVADJ2 units straying near the city of $CITY3.  I would not like our friendship tested so.”
“For a moment, I thought I saw a ragged band of stinking, drooling barbarians loitering near $CITY3, but then I realized they were merely $CIVADJ2 troops.  Perhaps they need reminding as to who rules them… for the present.”
“Your barbaric encroachments will not be tolerated an instant longer, $PLAYER0.  Retreat from $CIVADJ6 territory immediately or blood will spill.”
"My dear $PLAYER0, it seems that some of your troops have strayed a bit too far from their home. It would be wise of you to remove them from the vicinity of $CITY3, lest they be mistaken for Llamas and culled for meat."
"It is enough that I, Earth Shaker, $AI4 of the $CIVNAME5, must suffer the folly of my own generals. Now, it seems, unwise $CIVADJ2 troops have strayed too close to $CITY3. Recall them – or else they will be pummeled to meal under the mighty feet of our scouts!"
"The foul odor of your loose rogues has begun to filter through the streets of $CITY3. Remove them forthwith or their blood will flow in our gutters."
"$PLAYER0, it has come to my attention that some of your troops approach the $CIVADJ6 city of $CITY3.  In the name of peace and friendship I, the mighty $AI4, request that you recall them post-haste."
"$PLAYER0, reckless troops richly dressed in $CIVADJ2 uniforms threaten the $CIVADJ6 city of $CITY3.  Many lives will be spared if you ensure me now that they will soon depart."
"Tempting the jaguar, are you?  Recall your wretched scourge from the vicinity of $CITY3 AT ONCE - or you will have more on your hands than your small skull can possibly imagine!"

; $PLAYER0 = player's name
; $CIVNAME1 = AI's civ
; $CIVADJ2 = The AI's people (ADJ)
#AIBORDERWAR
#civ 0
#power 0
#mood 1
#random 1
"$PLAYERNAME0, are you aware that your movement of troops into $CIVADJ2 territory constitutes a declaration of war against $CIVNAME1? Send them home IMMEDIATELY and we'll forget the whole unfortunate incident."
"Your recent movement of troops into our territory constitutes a declaration of war against $CIVNAME1. Send them home immediately or know that YOU will be held responsible for the conflict!"
"Warmongering fool! Know that your invasion of our territory constitutes a declaration of war against $CIVNAME1! Send your soldiers home immediately or they will be destroyed - and YOU will be held responsible for the bloodshed!"

; $PLAYER0 = player's name
; $CIVNAME1 = player's civ
; $CIVADJ2 = player's people (ADJ) 
; $CIVNOUN3 = player's people (NOUN)
; $AI4 = AI's name
; $CIVNAME5 = AI's Civ
; $CIVADJ6 = AI's people (ADJ)
; $CIVADJ7 = AI's people (NOUN)
#AIDONTTEST
#civ 1
#power 0
#mood 1
#random 1
"Simply marvelous! Your commanders did very well on our course's geoaptitude final exam. Please encourage them to spread their knowledge to the rest of your settlements."
"Excellent. I knew you would have an appreciation for the patirotic rule of law. Contemplate this saying by our forebears 'The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.'"
"Good. One has to be firm with these kinds of incompetence to prevent major conflicts from arising in the future."
"Thank you for attending to this so quickly, $PLAYER0. $CIVNAME5 appreciates $CIVNAME1's friendship."
"Thank you, $PLAYER0."
"Very well. We shall ignore this violation for now. I recommend against future repetitions, though."
"Excellent. Feel free to send them back real soon. We shall have a special reception prepared!"
"What? Leaving so soon? Ah well. My soldiers will eagerly await your return!"
"You have chosen wisely. Do not pollute $CIVADJ6 soil again!"
"$CIVNAME5 thanks you."
"You are too arrogant, $PLAYER0. Next time we may not be so forgiving!"
"Excellent decision. You have saved the $CIVNOUN3 much suffering."
"That is excellent. $CIVNAME5 thanks you!"
"Do not let this happen again!"
"The $CIVADJ6 people will not be so forgiving in the future!"
"You show much wisdom, $PLAYER0. $CIVNAME5 thanks you!"
"Very well. But our patience wears thin: do not test us so in the future!"
"We accept your feeble apology for the moment. Now go!"
"$CIVNAME5 humbly thanks you, $PLAYER0."
"Very well. We shall ignore this insult - for now!"
"See that you do. Or you shall suffer the consequences!"
"Of course. I understand completely. And thank you for your quick resolution of this incident."
"I recommend against future incursions, $PLAYER0. We can only be pushed so far!"
"That is sensible. $CIVNAME5 will overlook your foolish arrogance this time. I recommend that you do not press your luck again."
"May the friendship between the Mighty $CIVADJ2 citizens and Humble $CIVNAME5 last forever!"
"Very well. But your arrogance will get you in trouble one day, $PLAYER0!"
"I suggest that you do so, immediately. Now go!"
"I understand completely, $PLAYER0! $CIVNAME5 thanks you for your continuing friendship!"
"See that it does not occur again!"
"Do not test $CIVNAME5 again, $PLAYER0. We grow tired of $CIVNAME1's arrogance. You may depart."
"$CIVNAME5 thanks you. Go in peace and friendship!"
"You have made a very good decision. $CIVNAME5 thanks you."
"Peace is better than war, $PLAYER0. Think carefully before perpetrating any further incursions in the future!"
"Thank you. I recommend that you provide your Generals with better maps in the future."
"Your warriors are wise to flee from $CIVNAME5 as quickly as possible. Do not return!"
"You are wise to choose discretion over valor, $PLAYER0. Do not return!"
"Well, perhaps it is for the best. We have plenty of sacrifices already."
"I'm sure we shall meet again."
"Flee then, you coward! You have saved your wretched skin for now!"
"The $CIVADJ7 thank the $CIVADJ2 people!"
"Remove them quickly, then. I have little patience in these matters."
"Wise decision. Do not return unless you wish to face me in battle!"
"$AI4 thanks his good friend, $PLAYER0!"
"Do not return, $PLAYER0."
"Very well. We shall ignore this incursion for now. But you shall pay dearly the next time!"
"I hope that they had a pleasant stay? Give them my best, will you?"
"You have chosen wisely, $PLAYER0. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry."
"And do not return!"
"Ah, perhaps one day you will find the inspiration to stand against the $CIVADJ7. But then again, perhaps not."
"A familiar sight to $CIVADJ6 warriors. The rear ends of scurrying, weeping, $CIVADJ2 rabble."
"Ignorance of $CIVADJ6 borders is yet another clear indication of the $CIVADJ2 peoples questionable breeding habits."
"We will ignore your blunder this time, $PLAYER0. Please make sure that it does not occur again."
"$PLAYER0, if your troops continue to be confused by concepts such as 'borders' and 'territory', I may take it upon myself to set them straight personally."
"...and do not dare return!"
"Please, take care to announce yourself next time. We have little patience for surprises, $PLAYER0."
"Do not test the sovereignty of our lands or my patience again $PLAYER0."
"Pity, I would have enjoyed having a hand in their demise, $PLAYER0."
"We appreciate your quick attention and understanding in this matter."
"Do NOT make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry."
"Yes, see that you do. If you go too far again, I will be here, ready to put you back into your place."
"Thank you, $PLAYER0. You have done the right thing."
"...until we meet again, $PLAYER0."
"Come back when you have found your spine!"
"Tempt not the consequences set forth for evil doers, $PLAYER0. I value your friendship greatly and do not wish to behold any more of these 'misunderstandings'."
"Yes, have them return to their dwellings at once. They will be safe there."
"Good! If I ever see any more $CIVADJ2 swine in or near my territory again, I will descend upon them and deposit their remains upon your own borders in tiny pieces."
"Thank you, $PLAYER0. As always, we appreciate your use of common sense."
"Ahh, yes, much better. I trust that this will not happen again?"
"If you are feeling froggy, $PLAYER0... leap! I dare you."
"Thank you for being such a courteous neighbor. Please make certain that this does not happen again."
"Very well just try to be more aware of such things in the future."
"Do not test my patience again!"
"My people are happy that the troops of $CIVNAME1 will manage to find their own way out of our lands. Do not let them so stray again."
"A wise decision to remove your rabble from our lands before the mighty $CIVADJ6 legions laid them to waste."
"Go, and be gone! The next time that your dogs of war pollute our lands I, the mighty $AI4, will no doubt be less tolerant."
"Very well - depart. Do not again test the friendship of the $CIVNAME6 people in such a manner, $PLAYER0."
"We will let your troops go in peace - this time. It would be wise of you, $PLAYER0, not to test our patience again in such a way, or I may not again be able to stay the keen blades of my proud warriors."
"By agreeing to turn tail quickly, the wrath of Kumarbis, father of the $CIVADJ6 gods, will not be visited upon that pathetic mob that you call troops. Let them not be seen in these parts again or they will pay with their wretched lives!"
"Thank you for ensuring the swift departure of your troops, $PLAYER0. I'm sure that it was all an unfortunate misunderstanding."
"$CIVNAME5 is pleased to hear that your troops will depart. Please do not again trespass upon our lands!"
"Ah, a pity. We were looking so forward to a scuffle. But perhaps it is better this way, as we won't now ruin our weapons upon thick $CIVADJ2 skulls."
"I am relieved to hear of your troops' imminent departure, $PLAYER0. Expect to receive a bill for the damages they caused."
"It is well that your troops will depart my sovereign lands, $PLAYER0. Many $CIVADJ2 lives have been spared."
"A prudent choice, $PLAYER0, to recall your rabble. Unfortunately, their foul stench still lingers."
"Thank you for attending to the matter quickly, $PLAYER0."
"It is well that they depart, $PLAYER0, as we grow quickly bored of ill-mannered and humorless barbarians."
"I am relieved that their stay will be of short duration, $PLAYER0, as my citizens find their odor quite offensive.”
“I appreciate your prompt and disciplined attention to this matter, $PLAYER0.”
“I am sure you understand that the $CIVADJ6 empire cannot tolerate such incursions.  Bar—er, allies – respect only strength.”
“My generals beg me to unleash the mighty $CIVADJ6 armies against the $CIVNOUN3.  If you continue to violate the sovereign territory of the $CIVADJ7, I will find it much more difficult to deny their wish.”
"My people are happy that your $CIVADJ6 troops will find their own way out of our lands. Do not let them stray again, or like an avalanche I, the Earth Shaker, will ‘tumble’ upon them will all my might."
"A wise decision to remove your rabble from our lands before the mighty $CIVADJ6 legions laid them to waste."
"Go, and be gone! The next time that your dogs of war pollute our mountains I, the mighty Earth Shaker $AI4, will no doubt be less tolerant."
"Very well then - depart. Do not again test the friendship of the $CIVNAME6 people in such a manner, $PLAYER0, or out of thin air, the jaguar will rise and smote your ruin in the letting of blood and the tearing of flesh."
"We will let your troops go in peace - this time.  It would be wise of you, $PLAYER0, not to test our patience again in such a way, or my javelin warriors will swell the ranks of our working class with your enslaved sons and daughters."
"By leaving quickly, the wrath of jaguar, the great spirit warrior of the $CIVADJ6 people, will not bar his teeth and tear your flesh from your face. Let your troops never be seen in these parts again or they will become my slaves!"


; $PLAYER0 = player's name
; $CIVNAME1 = AI's civ.
#AIOVERLOOK
#civ 0
#power 0
#mood 1
#random 1
"You have risked much, $PLAYER0. However $CIVNAME1 will ignore this incident for the sake of our friendship."
"Good. $CIVNAME1 shall overlook your blunder for now."
"Your foolish action has almost precipitated a war between our people! Do not let this happen again!"

#AIWILLACCEPT
#civ 0
#power 0
#mood 0
#random 3
"This offer seems fair."
"We would be willing to accept this deal as is."
"If you offer it, we will take it."

; $PLAYER0 = player's name
#AICOUNTERWAR
#civ 0
#power 1
#mood 0
#random 12
"We must have peace. How about this?"
"We must have peace! Will you accept this?"
"This war must end. What do you think of this?"
"This war must end! Will you accept this?"
"How about this deal, $PLAYER0?"
"Peace is at hand - if you will accept this offer, $PLAYER0."
"How about this deal? Let us have peace now!"
"Well, let me put this on the table. What do you think?"
"I think you will find this a fair deal, $PLAYER0. Do accept it - in the name of peace!"
"If you will accept this deal, we can have peace."
"We need peace, $PLAYER0: let's not quibble about petty details. What about this?"
"All right. For the sake of peace, will you agree to this?"
"This seems fair to me. Accept it and we can end this struggle."
"If you want peace, you will accept this deal."
"This futile war can end now - if you'll accept this deal."
"What do you think of this? I urge you to accept it and end this war now."
"Do not haggle over petty details, $PLAYER0. Agree to my terms and let us end this war now!"
"I think that this is a fair price for peace..."
"Under the circumstances, you would be wise to accept this offer, $PLAYER0."
"I want to end this war as much as you do, $PLAYER0! Will you agree to these terms?"
"We will fight on if necessary, $PLAYER0. I urge you to accept these terms now."
"I won't trade my people's future for peace, $PLAYER0. But I will accept these terms, and I urge you to do so as well."
"While we sit here talking, your people are dying. Accept these terms and save them much suffering!"
"If you wish to end this war, accept these terms now. I may not be so generous next time!"
"If you wish to end this war, then accept these terms now! I will not be so generous next time!"
"If you wish to end your people's suffering, $PLAYER0, you must meet my price. Take it or leave it!"
"I could crush you, $PLAYER0: have no doubt about that. If you wish to survive you will accept my terms."
"You are in no position to haggle, $PLAYER0. Accept these terms and end this war before you are destroyed."
"Here are my terms for peace. Take them or leave them."
"I will not negotiate with you, $PLAYER0. Here are my terms for peace."
"If you wish to save your puny civilization, you'll accept these terms."
"I am willing to end this war now, $PLAYER0. Here are my terms."
"If you will meet my terms, we will end this war now. You would be wise to accept."
"This is what peace will cost you, $PLAYER0."
"These are my terms for peace. You had better accept them."
"You are in no position to bargain, $PLAYER0. Here are my terms for peace."

; $PLAYER0 = player's name
#AICOUNTERPEACE
#civ 0
#power 0
#mood 1
#random 12
"How about this?"
"Hmmm. What do you think of this?"
"How about this deal, friend $PLAYER0?"
"How about this deal, friend?"
"Well, let me put this on the table. What do you think?"
"How about this? I'm SURE a skilled negotiator like yourself can recognize a fair deal when you see one..."
"Hmmm. What do you think of this?"
"How about this?"
"I'm quite hopeful that we can come to an agreement - what do you think of this?"
"How about this deal, friend $PLAYER0?"
"Let's not quibble about petty details. What about this?"
"All right. What about this?"
"This seems fair to me..."
"Hmmm. What do you think of this?"
"Let's see... What about this?"
"How about this deal, $PLAYER0?"
"Hmmm. What do you think of this?"
"All right: here's my offer. What do you think?"
"I dislike petty quibbling. What do you think of this?"
"Well, it's cutting me own throat, but I can accept this..."
"How about this deal, friend $PLAYER0?"
"This seems fair to me..."
"I think we can all agree that this would be a fair trade, no?"
"You're known as a tough negotiator, $PLAYER0, but I think you'll agree that you've met your match in me. What do you say to this?"
"How about this deal?"
"Hmmm. What do you think of this?"
"All right. What about this?"
"Then how about this deal, $PLAYER0?"
"I dislike petty quibbling. Here's my offer. Take it or leave it."
"It is unseemly for rulers of our caliber to be quibbling over petty details. Here's my offer. I think you'll agree that it's fair?"
"Dealing with you is like bargaining with the devil. Is this acceptable to the great $PLAYER0?"
"Well, knowing you, I'll probably end up losing my shirt. Okay. How's this?"
"Here's my offer. Take it or leave it."
"I'll lay my cards on the table. Here's the best offer I can make."
"Here's my offer. You would be wise to accept it."
"This is my offer. It's a fair deal. Just take it and get out of my sight."

; $PLAYER0 = player's name
; $CIVNAME1 = player's civ
; $CIVADJ2 = player's people (ADJ) 
; $CIVNAME3 = AI's civ 
; $CIVADJ4 = AI's people (ADJ)
#AINOCOUNTERWAR
#civ 0
#power 1
#mood 0
#random 12
"We will not make peace with you. The war will continue."
"$CIVNAME3 will not treat with you, $PLAYER0. This war will continue."
"$CIVNAME3 will not discuss peace terms with you at this time. Go now!"
"Go away. We will not treat with you at this time."
"Peace? With $CIVNAME1? You must be joking!"
"We are through talking with you. This war will be settled on the field of battle!"
"Go away. We have no desire to discuss peace terms with the likes of you."
"Hah! Forget it. This war will continue!"
"Not a chance, $PLAYER0. $CIVNAME3 will fight on, to victory!"
"Not a chance! First we'll conquer you - then we'll talk!"
"Go away. We have nothing to discuss."
"There is nothing to discuss. Go away."
"$CIVNAME3 will fight on to victory!"
"No deal, $PLAYER0! The war will continue!"
"No! The $CIVADJ4 warriors will fight on to victory!"
"There will be no peace between us until you are thoroughly vanquished. Go now!"
"We do not make peace treaties with bandits. Go!"
"$CIVNAME3 will not discuss peace with you now, $PLAYER0. We can gain what we seek - and more - on the field of battle!"
"We will discuss terms with you once we have crushed your pathetic civilization into dust." 
"Forget it. A peace treaty with $CIVNAME1 would not be worth the paper it is written upon."
"Discuss peace terms? With you? Never!"
"Never! We shall fight on until victory!"
"We have nothing to discuss. This war will continue."
"There is nothing to discuss. This war will be settled upon the field of battle!"
"No terms are possible. We will have peace when $CIVNAME3 has achieved total victory!"
"Peace? With YOU? Don't make me laugh!"
"You can't bargain away your fate, $PLAYER0! The war will continue until $CIVNAME1 is totally defeated!"
"This war will continue until the $CIVADJ2 people are ground into dust under our boot-heels!"
"The $CIVADJ4 people thirst for your blood, $PLAYER0. We shall not discuss peace with you at this time."
"We have no desire to discuss peace with you at this time. Go away."
"Why would we discuss peace terms with you when we can take all of your stuff by force?"
"$CIVNAME3 will not discuss peace terms with you: we shall dictate them once you are totally vanquished."
"The $CIVADJ4 people will not discuss peace terms with you. Go now."
"I will not discuss peace terms until $CIVNAME1 is punished for its many transgressions against my people!"
"We will have peace when $CIVNAME1 is conquered. End of discussion."
"It's more fun to fight you than it is to talk with you. Go away."

; $PLAYER0 = player's name
; $CIVNAME1 = player's civ
; $CIVADJ2 = player's people (ADJ) 
; $CIVNOUN5 = player's people (NOUN)
; $CIVNAME3 = AI's civ
; $CIVADJ4 = AI's people (ADJ)
; $CIVNOUN6 = AI's people (NOUN)
#AINOCOUNTERPEACE
#civ 0
#power 0
#mood 1
#random 12
"Regrettably, we don't see how a deal could be worked out..."
"I'm sorry, $PLAYER0, but I don't think any such trade is possible."
"We regret that we cannot make such a trade with our friend, $CIVNAME1."
"$CIVNAME3 cannot make any such deal at this time."
"Regrettably, we don't see how a deal could be worked out..."
"The $CIVADJ4 people cannot entertain any such trade at this time. I'm sorry."
"I'm sorry, but I don't see how any such trade could be fair to the $CIVADJ4 citizens."
"Unfortunately, I don't see that any such deal is possible."
"I'm afraid that is unfeasible. Regrettably."
"Regrettably, we don't see how a deal could be worked out..."
"I don't think that will work."
"I don't see how that could be done. Please convey my regrets to the $CIVADJ2 people."
"Regrettably, we don't see how a deal could be worked out..."
"$CIVNAME3 cannot make any such deal at this time."
"The $CIVNOUN6 cannot entertain any such trade at this time."
"It can't be done."
"Unfortunately, I don't see that any such deal is possible."
"I am unable to comply with your request. Sorry."
"Regrettably, we don't see how a deal could be worked out..."
"I don't think any such deal is possible."
"It can't be done."
"I don't think that is possible, $PLAYER0."
"$PLAYER0, we don't think any such deal is possible."
"The $CIVNOUN6 have no interest in such a trade."
"Regrettably, we don't see how a deal could be worked out..."
"I'll not do it. Wouldn't be prudent - at this juncture!"
"$CIVNAME3 cannot make any such deal at this time."
"The $CIVNOUN6 have no interest in such a trade."
"Are you kidding? That is just not going to happen!"
"$PLAYER0, $CIVNAME3 has no desire to participate in any such trade."
"Don't make me laugh! It can't be done."
"It can't be done."
"It can't be done."
"Forget it. It's not going to happen."
"No way. Give it up."
"No chance. None at all."

; $PLAYER0 = player's name
; $CIVNAME1 = player's civ
; $CIVADJ2 = player's people (ADJ) 
; $CIVNAME3 = AI's civ
; $CIVADJ4 = AI's people (ADJ)
; $TECH5 = AI's Tech offer
; $GET6 = What AI wants 
#AITECHTRADE
#civ 0
#power 0
#mood 1
#random 6
"Greetings, $PLAYER0. The wise $CIVADJ4 people have been busy. We are prepared to offer you $TECH5 in exchange for $GET6."
"Wise $CIVNAME3 greets $CIVNAME1! Your culture has not yet mastered $TECH5: will you give us $GET6 for this valuable knowledge?"
"Welcome, $PLAYER0! We wish to trade knowledge with you: will you take $TECH5 in exchange for $GET6?"
"Ah, $PLAYER0! We are feeling particularly generous today. We offer you a deal of a lifetime: $TECH5 in exchange for $GET6."
"Greetings, my friend! Will you trade with $CIVNAME3? We have much to teach you!"
"Mighty and wise $CIVNAME3 greets $CIVNAME1. We have knowledge we wish to share with you: will you give us $GET6 in exchange for $TECH5?"
"Greetings, $PLAYER0. The $CIVADJ2 people lack knowledge vital to survival and growth in today's fast-paced world. Will you give us $GET6 in exchange for $TECH5?"
"$PLAYER0, $CIVNAME3 feels great pity for your ignorant and backwards people. We offer you $TECH5 in exchange for $GET6. Will you trade with us?"
"Come, $PLAYER0, let us trade together! Will you give us $GET6 in exchange for $TECH5? You know it's a great bargain..."
"We are interested in strengthening the bond between $CIVNAME3 and $CIVNAME1. We offer you $TECH5 in exchange for $GET6."
"We see that your, um... 'scientists' have not been able to discover the secret of $TECH5. We'll gladly teach you, in exchange for $GET6."
"The $CIVADJ4 people are wise and generous. Will you accept this extremely fair trade of knowledge?"
"Like yourself, your civilization is ignorant and backwards. We will gladly teach you $TECH5 - for a small fee, of course..."
"Mighty $CIVNAME3 is making you an offer you can't refuse: $TECH5 in exchange for $GET6. What do you say?"
"Here's the deal: you give us $GET6; we give you $TECH5; nobody gets hurt. Okay?"
"We can't help noticing that your so-called 'civilization' lacks important knowledge. Shall we trade together?"
"Will you trade with us, $PLAYER0? $CIVNAME3 has much to teach."
"Mighty $CIVNAME3 will share our hard-earned wisdom with $CIVNAME1 - for a reasonable price."

; $PLAYER0 = player's name
; $CIVNAME1 = player's civ
; $CIVADJ2 = player's people (ADJ) 
; $CIVNAME3 = AI's civ
; $CIVADJ4 = AI's people (ADJ)
; $LUXURY5 = AI's Luxury offer.
; $GET6 = What AI wants 
#AILUXURYTRADE
#civ 0
#power 0
#mood 1
#random 6
"$PLAYER0 my friend - our people are enjoying the pleasures of $LUXURY5. We will supply $CIVNAME1 with this luxury in exchange for $GET6."
"Happy people work harder, $PLAYER0! We will supply you with $LUXURY5 if you will meet our price."
"We can help you keep your people content, $PLAYER0, if you are willing to trade with us."
"Keep the $CIVADJ2 people happy, $PLAYER0! We will provide you with $LUXURY5 in exchange for $GET6."
"The $CIVADJ4 citizens will generously share their luxuries with $CIVNAME1, if you are interested."
"We are looking to trade luxuries with our good friend, $CIVNAME1. Interested?"
"We are looking to establish foreign markets for our excellent $LUXURY5. Are you interested?"
"We have luxuries we are willing to trade, $PLAYER0. Are you interested?"
"$CIVNAME3 is looking to trade $LUXURY5, $PLAYER0. Will you give us $GET6 for this valuable luxury?"
"It's important to keep your citizens happy, $PLAYER0. $LUXURY5 will help. Will you trade with us?"
"Here's the deal: $CIVNAME3 has some excess $LUXURY5; we're looking for $GET6 in return. What do you say?"
"Are you interested in trading for some $LUXURY5, $PLAYER0? It'll keep your people happy..."
"Let's talk business, $PLAYER0. You need $LUXURY5; we need $GET6. Can we deal?"
"Your unhappy people cry out for luxuries, $PLAYER0! We are willing to supply you with $LUXURY5, for a price."
"The $CIVADJ4 people possess the most excellent $LUXURY5 in the world, $PLAYER0. If you give us $GET6, we'll supply you with this fine luxury."
"We know that your people envy our $LUXURY5. Will you trade with us?"
"Apparently your poor civilization is not capable of supplying your unhappy people with the luxuries they crave. Would you like to trade for some?"
"We have some luxuries we wish to trade with you. Do you accept this proposal?"

; $PLAYER0 = player's name
; $CIVNAME1 = player's civ
; $CIVADJ2 = player's people (ADJ)
; $AI3 = AI's name
; $CIVNAME4 = AI's Civ
; $CIVADJ5 = AI's people (ADJ)
; $CIVADJ6 = AI's people (NOUN)
#AILOANOFFER
#civ 1
#power 0
#mood 1
#random 1
"What a fine idea you've come across - American entrepreneurism through and through! Here are the terms of this generous loan, what do you think?"
"A way to reap long-term gains through a cash investment? Normally I'd leave these kinds of things to the Federal Reserve, but they haven't been answering my calls for the past couple of centuries. How about this..."
"Based on your credit score I really should not be doing this, but this may be an opportunity to show you true American generosity - just do not expect it to be free!"
"Thrifty $CIVNAME4 is always happy to share its wealth with $CIVNAME1! For a small profit, of course..."
"A friend in need is, well, a pest. But I guess we can afford to loan you some cash. For a fee, of course."
"We are always happy to lend you money, $PLAYER0 - at surprisingly high interest rates, that is."
"$CIVNAME4 doesn't have much, $PLAYER0, but we are happy to share what we do have with our friends the $CIVADJ2 people. Will you accept these terms?"
"All right. Let's discuss terms."
"Perhaps. If you will meet $CIVNAME4's terms."
"I suppose so. You know I wouldn't do this for anyone else, $PLAYER0..."
"$CIVNAME1 needs to get its finances in order! But I do not mind helping you out, particularly since there will be profit in it for $CIVNAME4..."
"Yours is a spendthrift nation, $PLAYER0. We will give you a loan this time, but it will cost you..."
"Certainly, my friend! And, of course, generous $CIVNAME4 will give $CIVNAME1 the most reasonable terms available!"
"All right. But I advise you to pay your debts promptly, $PLAYER0! Here are our terms."
"All right. But you had better pay us back promptly, $PLAYER0, or we'll come and take what you owe us! These are our terms."
"Certainly, my dear $PLAYER0. Whatever are friends for?"
"We are always happy to help out your bankrupt little nation, $PLAYER0! For a small fee, of course."
"Finances make me tired. Ah, very well. Here are our terms..."
"The thrifty $CIVADJ5 workers are thrilled to share of their largess with their brother workers of $CIVNAME1! Are these terms acceptable, $PLAYER0?"
"If you wish, $PLAYER0, but it will cost you."
"I assume that you will be using the money to improve the appalling living conditions of your downtrodden workers, $PLAYER0? Here are $CIVNAME4's terms."
"$CIVNAME4 would be happy to grant $CIVNAME1 a small loan, $PLAYER0. Are these terms agreeable?"
"I would just give you the money if it were up to me, but I am required by law to charge a reasonable interest rate. Will you agree to these terms?"
"You know, if you didn't keep moving your country's money into those secret Swiss bank accounts none of this would be necessary. Anyway, these are our terms."
"The $CIVADJ5 people will happily lend the $CIVADJ2 people some of our wealth!"
"Very well. Here are $CIVNAME4's terms. Do you agree?"
"Hmmm. You're not an especially good credit risk, $PLAYER0. This will cost you plenty..."
"Money is important only insofar as it can help others, $PLAYER0. Generous $CIVNAME4 will happily loan $CIVNAME1 what we can!"
"We are not generally known for our generosity, $PLAYER0, but let's see if we can't work something out."
"I recommend that you behead your financial advisor, $PLAYER0. Then perhaps you'll be able to balance your country's books. Here are $CIVNAME4's terms."
"$CIVNAME4's generosity is known throughout the world, $PLAYER0! Of course we'll grant you a loan!"
"If we must... Here are $CIVNAME4's terms."
"I suppose we must. Here are our terms. Agree to them or not - it is all the same to me."
"Our war chests are ALWAYS open to you, $PLAYER0! Are these terms agreeable?"
"I suppose it's better to loan you the money than it would be to let you go bankrupt and destroy the entire world's economy..."
"I hate lending money, $PLAYER0. So it's going to cost $CIVNAME1 plenty..."
"Mighty $AI3 will gladly share his wealth with the impoverished $CIVADJ2 people! Our terms are quite reasonable, don't you agree?"
"For a small fee, of course..."
"Certainly, but it will cost you an arm and a leg..."
"Mighty $AI3 will grant the request of $CIVNAME1, certainly! Now, let us agree on terms."
"The $CIVADJ6 will loan you the money you require, $PLAYER0, if you will meet our terms."
"You realize what will happen if you don't pay us back promptly, don't you? Here are our terms."
"Here are our terms, friend $PLAYER0. I trust that they are agreeable?"
"As long as you promise not to repay us in glass beads, $PLAYER0! We're onto that trick!"
"We will - as long as you understand how bad it would be if you were to default on the loan. Here are our terms."
"Do not say another word! Our coffers are open to our good friends, the people of $CIVNAME1! For a very, very small fee, of course..."
"Haven't your ignorant people learned the secrets of banking yet, $PLAYER0? Oh very well. Here are $CIVNAME4's terms."
"I don't like you very much, $PLAYER0, so this will cost you. Here are $CIVNAME4's terms."
"Let no man say the $CIVADJ5 people are without mercy. Look into the face of this deal and see it for yourself."
"Perhaps one day the $CIVNAME1 will take responsibility for their own well being. Until that distant time, perhaps this arrangement will allow you to see another sunrise."
"I have no reason to demonstrate such generosity, but you will no doubt accept it nonetheless."
"Our exploits in the new world have provided us with a small surplus of money. We can offer you a loan based on the following terms."
"Yes, we can grant you a loan, on our terms of course."
"A loan? I suppose that it would be a nice gesture on our part to help those who are far less fortunate."
"My horde of gold does me no good if I am unable to aid my friends, $PLAYER0. I will gladly offer this loan to you."
"Certainly. You too may be able to enjoy the fruits of our labor. Do these terms suit you, $PLAYER0?"
"Sometimes it is better to ask for too little, than for too much, $PLAYER0. We can offer you this loan, on our terms."
"$PLAYER0, after taking a refreshing swim in the gold heaps located throughout my treasury, I realized that we currently have a surplus of money! I can indeed offer you a loan at this time if that is what you truly desire."
"We do have some spare coin in our coffers, $PLAYER0. Here is what I propose."
"I know that I will regret it, but I will provide you with a loan based upon the following terms."
"Yes, $PLAYER0, we are able to provide you with a loan on the following terms. Enough business! Sit now, and drink with me!"
"Ok, let us discuss the terms quickly. I have ritual combat to attend directly after this."
"I do in fact have some extra gold, $PLAYER0. Perhaps you would like to wrestle for it? No? Weakling! You must accept it on the following terms then!"
"Lo! A believer requires the assistance of $AI3, and I can not turn them away. Please, accept this loan with my gratitude."
"Accept this offering and bestow its bounty upon your offspring."
"Though you have been scornful of my beliefs and methods in the past, I still have faith that you will someday see the error of your ways. I can provide you with this loan."
"$CIVNAME4 war exploits have been very profitable, $PLAYER0. I can indeed offer you this loan, at this time."
"Yes, shall we discuss the terms of this arrangement?"
"Yes, here is what we are prepared to offer you. Please use this to supplement your meager armies, $PLAYER0. I have my own struggles and will not always be able to bail you out."
"I would gladly help out a dutiful friend in a time of need."
"Yes, of course, here are our terms."
"Perhaps you should manage your money a bit more cautiously. Regardless, here is what we are prepared to offer you."
"My most trusted advisor informs me that meeting your polite request would not be unwise. Here is what you wish, noble $PLAYER0."
"Let it not be uttered that the people of $CIVNAME4 are ungenerous. Take this and be off."
"It disturbs me, the mighty $AI3 of $CIVNAME4, that my council suggests that I honor your greedy demand. It is most unlikely that you will be so fortunate again."
"As always, the $CIVADJ5 kingdom is always willing to help out a friend. Is this acceptable, $PLAYER0?"
"After consulting with the $CIVADJ5 High Council, I - the Great $AI3 - have decided to grant what you request... but it will cost you!"
"We will grant what you desire, but these are our stringent terms. Accept them or don't trouble me again with your pandering."
"It is truly a shame that the $CIVADJ2 economy is in such a shambles. Here is what we are prepared to offer, $PLAYER0."
"You are indeed fortunate that $CIVNAME4 has money to spare. Agree to these fair terms, $PLAYER0, and the money is yours."
"Well, well, well, look who has come begging for money! Yes, $PLAYER0, $CIVNAME4 will help to bail you out this time - but only if you agree to these terms."
"The beneficent $AI3 of $CIVNAME4 will grant you a loan, $PLAYER0. Will you agree to these generous terms?"
"Yes, I believe a loan can be arranged, $PLAYER0, but it comes at a small price. Are these terms acceptable?"
"Against my better judgment I will grant you a loan $PLAYER0. Fault on these terms and the price may be your head. Do you agree?"
"$PLAYER0, perhaps a small loan from $CIVNAME4 will help to ease the financial burdens of $CIVNAME1?"
"Agreed, but first - here are my terms."
"It leaves a bad taste in my mouth, but - just this once - I will grant you a loan. But be advised, $PLAYER0, there are a few strings attached."
“In troubled times it is essential for the forces of order and civilization to assist one another when the barbarians come knocking.  We will help you now.”
“The vast $CIVADJ5 treasury can barely notice the loss of this bagatelle, $PLAYER0.  Nonetheless, do not take our generosity for granted.”
“We hand over this treasure against our better judgment, $PLAYER0.  Ensure the repayment is swift and sufficient, or there will be dire consequences.”
"My most trusted priests inform me that meeting your polite request would be wise. Here is what you desire, noble $PLAYER0. May the sun god have mercy on your soul."
"Let it not be uttered that the people of the $CIVNAME4 are ungenerous. Take this and be off. Go quickly, and do not let the shadows of the Andes fall upon your minions again."
"It disturbs me, Earth Shaker $AI3 of the $CIVNAME4, that my council suggests that I honor your greedy demand. It is most unlikely that you will be so fortunate again."
"As always, the $CIVADJ5 kingdom is always willing to help out a friend.  Is this acceptable, $PLAYER0?"
"After consulting with the $CIVADJ5 priests, I - the ethereal $AI3 - have decided to grant what you request  ... but it will cost you!"
"We will grant what you desire, but our terms are thus.  Accept them or don't trouble me again with your wining."


; AI refuses to grant player a loan.
; $PLAYER0 = player's name
; $CIVNAME1 = player's civ
; $CIVADJ2 = player's people (ADJ) 
; $CIVNOUN3 = player's people (NOUN)
; $AI4 = AI's name
; $CIVNAME5 = AI's Civ
; $CIVADJ6 = AI's people (ADJ)
; $CIVADJ7 = AI's people (NOUN)
#AINOLOANOFFER
#civ 1
#power 0
#mood 1
#random 1
"Although I have lobbied tirelessly to our financial department, they have decided we cannot loan you the money at this time."
"Sorry, $PLAYER0, I cannot spare the caps at the moment - too many power armor suits to maintain, you understand."
"Even I appreciate a good joke, but I'm afraid that was in rather poor taste."
"I regret that $CIVNAME5 cannot comply with your request, $PLAYER0."
"That would not be in $CIVNAME5's best interests, I'm afraid."
"Why would I possibly give you any of $CIVNAME5's hard-earned money?"
"We cannot do that, $PLAYER0. Please tender my apologies to the $CIVADJ2 people."
"I cannot do that at this time."
"Why? So you can buy more weapons to use against me? Not very likely, $PLAYER0."
"We cannot spare any money at this time, $PLAYER0. My apologies."
"$CIVNAME5 can't afford to loan $CIVNAME1 anything at this time."
"Forget it."
"$CIVNAME5 is unable to comply with your request at this time, $PLAYER0."
"Lend YOU money? Ah-hah-hah-hah-ha! That's good! But seriously now: what did you want to talk to me about?"
"Go talk to someone who cares, $PLAYER0. We have financial problems of our own."
"I'm sorry, $PLAYER0, but I'm refinishing all of the bathrooms in the Winter Palace, and $CIVNAME5 has nothing to spare."
"Good heavens! I was just about to come to YOU for a loan! What an amusing coincidence, don't you think?"
"You insolent cur! $CIVNAME5 will not lend you a ruble!" 
"$CIVNAME5 regretfully informs $CIVNAME1 that we cannot accede to your request. Another poor rice harvest, I'm afraid."
"Unfortunately, I recently lost my country's entire budget in a game of fan tan. Oh well."
"Lending money to you is like shoveling sand into the ocean. All you get for your trouble is a bad sunburn and sand in your shorts."
"Can't afford to do it at this time, $PLAYER0. Sorry."
"Convey my regrets to $CIVNAME1, please. We're poorer than a blind drunkard in a crooked poker game."
"Sorry, $PLAYER0, but all of our money is tied up in dot-com stocks."
"Well, my friend, $CIVNAME5 also sorely lacks money. I regret that we cannot help you."
"You are financially strapped as well, eh? I'm sorry, but we're both in the same boat."
"Our coffers are as empty as your head, $PLAYER0."
"I'm afraid that $CIVNAME5 cannot help you, $PLAYER0. Our treasury is empty."
"That would not be in our best interests at this time. My apologies."
"Why would I possibly loan you any of our hard-earned money?"
"Money is the root of all evil, $PLAYER0, so I must decline. Also, we're broke too."
"You might as well try to get blood from a stone, $PLAYER0. $CIVNAME5 cannot help you."
"The $CIVNOUN3 will just have to tighten their belts, I fear. We cannot help you."
"We cannot assist you, $PLAYER0."
"We will not assist you, $PLAYER0."
"Not a chance, $PLAYER0."
"I fear that the we cannot help you, $PLAYER0. We have no money to spare."
"Lend you money? YOU? Exactly what kind of simpleton do you take me for, anyway?"
"I apologize, but the gods have mandated that I lend money only to someone who isn't a gross, disgusting cretin."
"The $CIVADJ7 regret that we cannot afford to lend $CIVNAME1 anything."
"We can't afford it, $PLAYER0."
"Apparently your bankers are as incompetent as your generals. Forget it."
"We're broke too, my friend. You must look elsewhere."
"The $CIVADJ6 people regret that they have no money to spare, $PLAYER0."
"Our people need their money, $PLAYER0. We can't afford to lend it to a high-living wastrel such as yourself."
"We cannot afford to help you, $PLAYER0. My apologies."
"'Neither a borrower nor a lender be,' $PLAYER0. That's my motto."
"Lend money - to a FOREIGNER? Are you joking?"
"Your antics have amused me in the past, but perhaps I can live without them. Our coffers remain closed."
"If I were not engaged in so many glorious activities, we could perhaps grant you your loan. Regardless though, we are too busy now to consider such."
"Had I known the $CIVADJ2 had such a sense of humor, I might have forgone our merciless plans against you. Now be gone before I slit your throat."
"I am sorry we simply can not afford to offer you a loan at this time, despite any desire that we may have to aid you."
"I would prefer to not get involved in any of your current monetary struggles, $PLAYER0."
"Have you squandered all of your money, $PLAYER0? That is too bad."
"I can not afford to offer you a loan at this time, friend. Guests, who seek aid and keep silent with sharpened hearing, eventually find their way."
"Your whims drove you to chance and lose, $PLAYER0. You will need to take heed of this. I can give you no gold."
"There will be no lamb for the lazy wolf, $PLAYER0."
"$PLAYER0, while I would gladly provide you with the money you seek, I can not afford to lend you any at this time."
"Have you not heard? $CIVNAME5 is currently in a recession. We have tightened our purse strings as well as our belts. I suggest that you do the same."
"I have no faith that you would even repay any such loan. Please leave before you embarrass yourself any further."
"Unfortunately I can not afford to offer you a loan at this time, $PLAYER0. Would you like to take this torc and ram's head instead?"
"I am sorry, $PLAYER0, we have plans to use our gold in a far more sacred manner. Bring on the alcohol!"
"We will not extend a loan to you at this time! I am too cranky to discuss such things at the moment!"
"Lo! Though we do try to reward the good for their dedication, we cannot always afford to do so. I am sorry. I can not offer you a loan at this time."
"A man can live with very few luxuries if he is penitent, $PLAYER0. This is a lesson you need to inspire in your own people."
"Evil-doers shall receive no help from the $CIVADJ6 people."
"I can not afford to provide any money at this time, $PLAYER0. Tighten your finances. We must be frugal in times of peace and war if we are to succeed."
"Your place in the new world order remains undefined, $PLAYER0. I can not offer a loan to you until I consult my generals. Goodbye, for now."
"This is certainly something you should have thought of earlier, $PLAYER0. We can not waste any more money in your direction at this time."
"I am sorry $PLAYER0, we can not afford to provide you with a loan at this time."
"I can not lend you any money $PLAYER0. Perhaps if you had restricted your concubine's access to your coffers you might not be in this situation."
"HAH! Grant you a loan?! I would rather watch as you squirm and wither on the vine $PLAYER0."
"It is most unfortunate that, given the current circumstances, I am unable to honor your humble request. I trust you will understand."
"Regretfully I am unable to honor such a request at this time. Perhaps another time."
"My reputation for wisdom would be dishonored were I to foolishly grant such rude request. Go! Humor someone else with your greedy demands."
"It is sad that your spendthrift ways dishonor you and your people, $PLAYER0. It is also sad that I am unable to grant your request at the present. Perhaps another time."
"Sorry, but $CIVNAME5 cannot afford to make any loans at the moment."
"Is this a joke? YOU, asking ME for money? No! Not a chance."
"No, I am sorry $PLAYER0. $CIVNAME5 has troubles of her own and cannot afford to be throwing money around."
"I think not."
"No, not a chance! Go find someone who cares."
"Regretfully, $PLAYER0, recent remodeling of the royal palace in Lisbon has resulted in a lack of available funds."
"$CIVNAME5 cannot at this time afford to grant $CIVNAME1 a loan."
"You humor me, $PLAYER0. Perhaps, when your people rightfully divest you of power, you would like a job as my court jester?"
"No, I’m sorry - we’ve no money to spare. But I will send some colorful tulips."
"No, but I DO have a worn out pair of wooden shoes I don’t need any more.”
"Absolutely not!"
“In these troubled times, $PLAYER0, money is short all around.  I regret that I cannot grant your request.”
“At this time it would not be in the best interests of the $CIVADJ6 people to loan you money.”
“The $CIVADJ6 empire is not in the habit of bankrolling the revelries of barbaric peoples.”
"It is with regret that, given the current circumstances, I am unable to honor your request. I trust you will understand."
"Regretfully I am unable to honor such a request at this time. Perhaps another time, when the sun shines brighter on our mountains."
"My reputation for wisdom would be dishonored were I to foolishly grant such a rude request. Go! Humor someone else with your greedy demands."
"It is sad that your tight-wad ways dishonor you and your people, $PLAYER0.  It is also sad that I’m unable to grant your request at the present.  Perhaps another time."
"Sorry, but the $CIVNAME5 cannot afford to make any loans at the moment.”
"Is this a joke?  YOU, asking ME for coin?  No!  Not even if you were a mighty jaguar."

; $PLAYER0 = player's name
; $CIVNAME1 = player's civ
; $CIVADJ2 = player's people (ADJ)
; $CIVNAME3 = AI's civ
; $CIVADJ4 = AI's people (ADJ))
#AIMAPTRADE
#civ 0
#power 0
#mood 1
#random 6
"The $CIVADJ4 scholars have a longstanding interest in geography. Would you care to share world maps?"
"We are interested in geography, friend $PLAYER0. Will you trade world maps with $CIVNAME3?"
"Shall we share world maps and bring enlightenment to our people?"
"$CIVNAME3 has been around the block a few times, $PLAYER0. Shall we share our knowledge?"
"The $CIVADJ2 explorers have been busy, I understand. Would you care to share your vast knowledge with your good friend, $CIVNAME3?"
"My friend, ignorance is not always bliss. Shall we pool our information?"
 "We see that you have very little knowledge of the world. Would $CIVNAME1 care to see $CIVNAME3's world map?"
"We are always looking to learn more about the world, $PLAYER0. Are you?"
"Would you care to trade world maps, $PLAYER0?"
"Does $CIVNAME1 wish to trade world maps with $CIVNAME3?"
"Knowledge of the world around you is vital to your survival. Do you wish to trade world maps?"
"I'll show you mine if you show me yours..."
"You don't get around much, do you? Care to expand your knowledge of the world?"
"Learned $CIVNAME3 feels sorry for the ignorant $CIVADJ2 people, and we graciously offer to expand your tiny minds."
"Rejoice! The $CIVADJ4 people will graciously share our maps with you, $PLAYER0! Aren't we nice?"
"Does $CIVNAME1 care to trade world maps?"
"Will you share world maps with $CIVNAME3?"
"$PLAYER0, we wish to expand our knowledge of the world. Will you trade maps with us?"

; $PLAYER0 = player's name
; $CIVNAME1 = player's civ
; $CIVADJ2 = player's people (ADJ) 
; $CIVNAME3 = AI's Civ
; $CIVADJ4 = AI's people (ADJ)
#AINOMAPTRADE
#civ 0
#power 0
#mood 1
#random 6
"Unfortunately, we cannot trade maps at this time."
"Thank you for the offer, $PLAYER0, but $CIVNAME3 cannot trade maps at this time."
"We are unable to trade maps with you at this time, $PLAYER0. But please convey my thanks for this fine offer to the friendly $CIVADJ2 people!"
"I regret that $CIVNAME3 cannot trade maps with you at this time, $PLAYER0."
"That is impossible at this time, I regret."
"We are unable to trade maps with $CIVNAME1 at this time, $PLAYER0."
"We cannot trade maps at this time."
"$CIVNAME3 cannot trade maps at this time."
"That is not possible."
"We have nothing to learn from $CIVNAME1's maps. $CIVNAME3 already knows more than you do."
"The wise $CIVADJ4 people have no interest in your maps."
"Your primitive civilization can't possibly have anything to teach us."
"Why would we share our hard-earned knowledge with your ignorant civilization?"
"We have no need of your silly maps."
"Your maps will be of no use to us. Come back when you have learned something."
"We are not interested in your lying maps."
"Why? So you can spy out the best invasion routes into $CIVNAME3? Forget it."
"Impossible. We know it all already!"

; $PLAYER0 = player's name
; $CIVNAME1 = player's civ
; $CIVADJ2 = player's people (ADJ) 
; $CIVNAME3 = AI's Civ
; $CIVADJ4 = AI's people (ADJ)
; $CIVNAME5 = AI's communications offer
; $GET6 = What AI wants
#AICOMMUNICATIONS
#civ 0
#power 0
#mood 1
#random 6
"Greetings $PLAYER0. We have befriended $CIVNAME5 and will be happy to connect you with them. Will you give us $GET6 in exchange?"
"Do you seek to expand your diplomatic relations, friend $PLAYER0? We can connect you with $CIVNAME5 for a small fee..."
"Friend $PLAYER0, I will introduce you to $CIVNAME5 in return for $GET6. What do you say?"
"$CIVNAME3 and $CIVNAME5 have established diplomatic relations. Would you like to be introduced to them?"
"Does $CIVNAME1 wish to be introduced to $CIVNAME5?"
"$CIVNAME3 has established relations with $CIVNAME5. Would you give us $GET6 in return for an introduction?"
"Do the $CIVADJ2 diplomats wish to establish communications with $CIVNAME5? $CIVNAME3 can facilitate that in return for $GET6."
"$CIVNAME3 can introduce you to $CIVNAME5. Are you interested?"
"Let's make a deal, $PLAYER0. We can introduce $CIVNAME1 to $CIVNAME5 if you agree to our terms."
"We have heard from $CIVNAME5. We will connect you to them in exchange for $GET6."
"$PLAYER0, we can provide you with a connection to $CIVNAME5. Are you interested?"
"The $CIVADJ4 people can introduce you to $CIVNAME5, for a price."
"You don't seem to know many of the civilizations around you, $PLAYER0. We can help you, for a fee. Are you interested?"
"We have connections, $PLAYER0. We'll hook you up with $CIVNAME5 in exchange for $GET6."
"Does $CIVNAME1 wish to continue to exist in splendid isolation, or would you like to meet some of the other world leaders?"
"We have met $CIVNAME5. Will you give us $GET6 in exchange for an introduction?"
"We have ongoing relations with $CIVNAME5. We will connect you to them in exchange for $GET6?"
"$CIVNAME3 knows everybody, $PLAYER0. We will connect your isolated civilization with $CIVNAME5 for a reasonable fee."

; $PLAYER0 = player's name
; $CIVNAME1 = player's civ
; $CIVADJ2 = player's people (ADJ)
; $GET3 = What the AI Wants
; $AI4 = AI's name
; $CIVNAME5 = AI's Civ
; $CIVADJ6 = AI's people (ADJ)
; $CIVADJ7 = AI's people (NOUN)
#AIGIVEPEACETREATY
#civ 1
#power 1
#mood 0
#random 1
"Peace is the way. Countless American lives can be spared for the cost of $GET3."
"I think we both can agree that peace and order should be the higest of priorities, do you not agree, $PLAYER0? Peace can be had, we just need $GET3 in return."
"Ah, $PLAYER0. It seems superior Enclave weaponry and training are too much for the 'great' $CIVNAME1? Very well, give us $GET3 and your lives will be spared."
"Our enemies grow strong while we destroy each other. Let us end this now. All we ask is $GET3."
"$PLAYER0, $GET3 is a small price to pay for peace, don't you agree?"
"We will end this conflict as soon as you fork over $GET3."
"You are correct. $CIVNAME5 too is eager for peace. Give us $GET3 and let's call it a day."
"Hmmm. You wish peace, eh? Well, $GET3 would help us to forget our many grievances against your outlaw civilization..."
"If you wish to end this war, you must pay us $GET3. End of discussion."
"Come. Let us end this unfortunate conflict. All we ask in return is $GET3."
"At last you have come to your senses. Give us $GET3 and you'll have peace with $CIVNAME5."
"Mighty $CIVNAME5 will refrain from eradicating $CIVNAME1 for the paltry fee of $GET3."
"We shall forget our grievances against $CIVNAME1 for $GET3. Surely peace is worth that price to you?"
"So. You come begging Mighty $CIVNAME5 for peace, eh? Well, you shall have it - for a fee."
"If you wish to extend your pathetic existence, you'll give us what we want. Now!"
"$CIVNAME5 will agree to peace with Mighty $CIVNAME1. All we ask is a small token of respect and friendship."
"We will end this war, but you must make reparations for your many crimes."
"$CIVNAME5 will forgive your many insults against her people, but only if you'll meet her price."
"Peace? I too long for peace! Will you agree to pay this paltry fee to assuage the feelings of the $CIVADJ6 people?"
"At last you have come to realize that resistance is futile. Will you accept this price?"
"Ah. It was only a matter of time before you realized the superiority of the $CIVADJ6 people. We will give you peace in exchange for $GET3."
"The $CIVADJ6 people are always ready for peace. We will end this conflict in exchange for a small goodwill gift."
"Have you come to your senses at last, then? Excellent. This war has cost my people a lot, $PLAYER0. We demand that you pay reparations."
"If you wish to end this war, $PLAYER0, you'll have to pay for it."
"My people have suffered much at your hands, $PLAYER0. If you want peace, you'll have to help make good their suffering."
"So you finally admit defeat! Peace will cost you $GET3. Pay it or continue suffering."
"Why should we stop fighting? We are destroying you! If you want peace, you must meet our price!"
"Blessed are the peacemakers, $PLAYER0. Give us $GET3, and we will once more resume our long and happy friendship!"
"So you think you can just buy off the righteous anger of the $CIVADJ6 people, eh? Congratulations: you are correct. Here's our price."
"You humble yourself before us, pleading for the survival of your vanquished civilization? We will be merciful - if you'll pay us what we are due."
"We both must be willing to make sacrifices for peace, $PLAYER0. Will you sacrifice, say, $GET3?"
"After all that you have done to us, peace will cost you."
"$GET3 will purchase the survival of your beaten people, $PLAYER0."
"Well, if it were up to me, I'd continue fighting until the bitter end. But, for the sake of both our people, I'll end this war in exchange for a small bribe."
"If you wish peace with $CIVNAME5, you'll have to pay for it. Frankly, I hope you'll refuse."
"This will cost you, $PLAYER0. We've got the upper hand and you know it!"
"The gods demand a sacrifice from you, $PLAYER0, if you wish to make peace with the Mighty $CIVADJ7."
"We $CIVADJ7 live for war! Peace will cost you plenty."
"The Mighty $CIVADJ7 have triumphed over you! Admit it, pay our war reparations, and survive for another day. Refuse and perish."
"This war is an insult to the gods, $PLAYER0. Meet my price and we can have peace!"
"Peace with the $CIVADJ7 will cost you, $PLAYER0. Pay up or die."
"Bootlicking dog! You will meet my price, or your entire civilization will perish at the end of $CIVADJ6 spears!"
"The war between the $CIVADJ7 and $CIVNAME1 will end, if you will pay our very reasonable price."
"We are not quite yet ready for peace, $PLAYER0. You'll have to make it worth my people's while."
"At last the cowardly $CIVADJ2 people come begging for their lives! I am mightily pleased. Here is the price for sparing your pathetic civilization."
"The $CIVADJ7 will happily sign a peace treaty with you, $PLAYER0. Now, about our very reasonable fee..."
"You want peace, eh? Well, here are our demands..."
"We will spare your pathetic civilization in return for the following concessions:"
"Wisdom is not a characteristic the $CIVNAME1 have demonstrated in the past, but things can change. Deliver $GET3 and we shall stay our horde."
"Many battles have demonstrated an almost $CIVADJ6-like ability to wage war. This we respect and offer you a chance to live another day."
"Taking the lives of your $CIVADJ2 warriors have begun to bore us. Can we not end this hostility so that the $CIVADJ7 might find a more worthy foe?"
"You are correct, this war is dull and pointless, $PLAYER0. Shall we kiss and make up? First, I require $GET3."
"Why do we fight so? This war is so unbecoming a person of my stature. Let us end it now with this peace treaty."
"Do you admit defeat, $PLAYER0? Will you accept the following treaty based on these terms?"
"You offer sage advice, $PLAYER0. We could guarantee peace if we were to receive $GET3."
"I agree, it is time to end this strife between us. Are you willing to part with $GET3 to accomplish this?"
"Your actions prove that even fools can make wise decisions, $PLAYER0. Concede $GET3 to us and we will agree to a truce."
"The $CIVADJ6 tire of this war, $PLAYER0. This conflict renders both of us blind to others who might plot against us. Let us cease this petty scuffle and focus on more nefarious enemies."
"Our vaults bleed money, and the families of our troops lament their absence. Let us call a truce and begin the rebuilding process in both of our empires. Join me in this treaty."
"While the $CIVADJ6 people have profited from this war, we feel that it is time for this conflict to end. Peace comes at a price, and that price is: $GET3."
"It is a shame that you wish to end our ritual combat so soon, $PLAYER0. You have been an admirable opponent."
"$PLAYER0, we will forgive your insults, in exchange for $GET3. I look forward to our next bout."
"It offends me how you give up so easily, $PLAYER0! I demand that you provide a more formidable challenge next time! Until then, I require $GET3 to forget about all of this."
"Yes, you are right... I beg for your forgiveness in this matter. We have wronged you and the $CIVADJ2 people. Shall we seal this treaty with $GET3?"
"Your mercy is prized, dear $PLAYER0. We will tell our forces to stand down at once, once we receive $GET3."
"The lamb speaks of peace to the lion? Well then! The lion requires $GET3 to sate his appetite in spite of the lamb's succulent chops."
"You have been a worthy opponent, $PLAYER0. I admire your determination. Perhaps we can reconcile our differences?"
"Let it not be said that I am without mercy, $PLAYER0. This is your one and only chance to end this war. I suggest that you take it."
"$PLAYER0! The lion is upon your throat. You must ask yourself: 'Do I want to live to fight another day, or be crushed in its jaws?'"
"Let us end this foolish war once and for all. Sign this treaty and we will try to put the past behind us."
"I tire of this pointless war... let us agree to disagree; how about a truce?"
"While we do enjoy stomping upon the heads of the misguided $CIVADJ2 people, we tire of their wailing. Accept this treaty and remove yourself from my sight."
"Indeed, perhaps peace WOULD be in the best interest of both of our peoples. As a gesture of good faith I humbly ask that you grant the $CIVADJ6 people $GET3."
"You wish peace? Much $CIVADJ6 blood has been shed. Perhaps $GET3 will help us forget the transgressions of your war dogs."
"So, you have at last seen the futility of waging war against the powerful $CIVADJ6 empire? Immediately dispatch $GET3 and I will mercifully allow your sad civilization to live - for now."
"The people of $CIVNAME5 also grow weary of this war. I have consulted my council, and it is agreed that we will accept peace in exchange for $GET3."
"You make war upon the $CIVADJ6 civilization and then ask for terms? Well, here are my terms. Accept them or the bloodletting will continue!"
"The lions of $CIVNAME5 are at your gates, thirsty for $CIVADJ2 blood, and now you seek peace? I will recall my warriors, $PLAYER0 - IF you agree to these terms."
"$CIVNAME5 will agree to end this conflict - but only if you are willing to grant her $GET3 as a sign of your good intentions."
"I, $AI4, also long for peace. To partially offset the cost of reparations, however, you must be willing to grant $CIVNAME5 $GET3. Then we will have peace."
"Yes, conditionally. Give $CIVNAME5 $GET3 and we can put an end to this conflict."
"You have wrongly waged a cruel war upon the $CIVADJ7, $PLAYER0. It is about time you saw the error of your ways and sought peace. Here are the terms I will agree to."
"Yes, let there again be peace in our lands, $PLAYER0. Here are the terms. I trust you will find them acceptable."
"Even though the tide of war has turned against you, $PLAYR0, I too see the benefits of peace. I have decided to grant your request in exchange for $GET3. Will you accept?"
"It has been a glorious struggle, $PLAYER0, but the $CIVADJ7 also grow tired. Yes, we shall have peace again - if you agree give us $GET3."
"So, $PLAYER0! You now have neither heart nor stomach for this bloody conflict? Very well, give $CIVNAME5 $GET3 and we’ll end it before you also lose your head."
"You grow tired of the pounding, eh, $PLAYER0? I will recall my victorious armies, but only if you agree to hand over $GET3. Do we have a deal?"
“This war has been exhausting for both of our proud empires, $PLAYER0.  Perhaps a small token – say, $GET3 – might speed the healing of our wounds.”
“The danger the $CIVADJ2 empire poses to the civilized peoples of the world cannot be denied, $PLAYER0, but if you give us $GET3 we may be tempted to look the other way… for now.”
“If you give us $GET3, $PLAYER0, $CIVNAME5 will postpone the utter destruction of your barbaric rabble.”
"Indeed, perhaps peace WOULD be in the best interest of both of our peoples. As a gesture of good faith, I humbly ask that you grant the $CIVADJ6 people $GET3. And make haste with your decision, my humble adversary, lest the sun god shines no more upon your doorstep."
"You wish peace? Much $CIVADJ6 blood has been shed. Perhaps $GET3 will help us forget the transgressions of your war dogs."
"So, you have at last seen the futility of waging war against the powerful $CIVADJ6 empire? Immediately proffer $GET3 and I, the Earth Shaker, will mercifully allow your sad civilization to live – for now."
"The people of the $CIVNAME5 also grow weary of this war.  I have consulted my priests, and it is agreed that we will accept peace in exchange for $GET3."
"You make war upon the $CIVADJ6 civilization and then ask for terms?  Well, here are my terms.  Accept them or the bloodletting and the enslavement will continue!"
"The bloodthirsty jaguars of the $CIVNAME5 are at your gates, and now you seek peace?  I will recall my warriors so that they do not crush your miserable civilization, $PLAYER0 – IF you agree to these terms."

; $PLAYER0 = player's name
; $CIVNAME1 = player's civ
; $CIVADJ2 = player's people (ADJ)
; $CIVNOUN3 = player's people (NOUN)
; $AI4 = AI's name
; $CIVNAME5 = AI's Civ
; $CIVADJ6 = AI's people (ADJ)
; $CIVADJ7 = AI's people (NOUN)
#AIPEACETREATYTHREAT
#civ 1
#power 1
#mood 0
#random 1
"You have laid low many of our heroes, $PLAYER0, and I see your multitude of armies on the horizon. In the interest of rebuilding America the beautiful I must make a limited surrender."
"As one of our great presidents once said: 'Peace is not made at the Council table or by treaties, but in the hearts of men.' it seems our hearts are aligned today."
"Sometimes the king must accept the loss of a few pawns and move on. We accept your peace offering."
"I see. Well, we're no fools. $CIVNAME5 accepts your offer of peace."
"This is a bitter pill for us to swallow, $PLAYER0. But it seems we have no choice. $CIVNAME5 accepts your offer of peace."
"We do not fear your soldiers, $PLAYER0... But perhaps we should end this now, before there is more bloodshed. We accept your offer of peace."
"Peace? Why, uh, certainly! This is just what $CIVNAME5 was hoping would happen! Excellent!"
"Ah well, it was a good war while it lasted. We accept your offer of peace."
"Peace cannot be purchased by threat of arms, $PLAYER0. But it CAN be rented for a while. $CIVNAME5 accepts your offer of peace. For now."
"$CIVNAME5 is happy to take the hand of $CIVNAME1 in friendship. Yeah. Happy."
"You have stolen a march on us, $PLAYER0. I salute you. We have no choice but to accept your offer of peace."
"We agree to peace - for now. But this isn't finished, not by a long shot!"
"Haha! Certainly, we agree to peace! It was all a misunderstanding anyway..."
"Apparently I have no choice but to agree to peace with $CIVNAME1. How disappointing."
"$CIVNAME5 will agree to peace with the $CIVNOUN3, for now. But we may not be so accommodating next time..."
"Peace? Why, certainly! $CIVNAME5 is EAGER to resume friendly relations with $CIVNAME1!"
"It appears that you have the upper hand, $PLAYER0. We have no choice but to agree to peace."
"War is SO tiresome, don't you agree? I accept your offer of peace."
"As spring is superior to winter, so too is peace superior to war. I salute you for recognizing this, $PLAYER0. We accept your offer."
"When two tigers have each other by the throat, lowly jackals get all the meat. We agree to peace - may it be a lasting one!"
"$CIVNAME5 accepts your offer of peace. Now I recommend that you remove your troops from our presence before we change our mind!"
"We $CIVADJ7 prefer peace to war. Particularly when it's war we might lose. We accept your terms."
"As long as it's peace with honor, we accept."
"Very well. We will give peace a chance. See to it that you are not the first to break it!"
"War! Huh - good god, y'all! What is it good for? Absolutely nothing! We accept your offer of peace."
"You show sense, $PLAYER0. You have a small advantage at the moment, and yet you still seek peace. That is wisdom indeed. We accept your offer."
"My generals will hate me for it, but I accept your offer."
"It is generous of you to offer an enemy peace even as your forces march on her cities. $CIVNAME5 accepts your offer."
"It is bitter to negotiate with someone who is marching on one's cities, but in the interests of world peace, I must accept your offer."
"$CIVNAME5 accepts $CIVNAME1's offer of peace. I pray that it is a lasting one."
"$CIVNAME5 welcomes the chance to clasp $PLAYER0's hand in friendship! We agree."
"The $CIVADJ6 people also long for peace, $PLAYER0! We gladly accept your offer!"
"We agree. Let us hope, for both our people's sake, that the peace is a lasting one."
"Mighty $AI4 agrees to accept your offer of peace - but only to spare the $CIVADJ2 citizens much agony. You're welcome."
"$CIVNAME5 accepts your offer of peace. Say... Perhaps we should ally together and pick on somebody smaller than us. What do you think?"
"Hmmm. Come to think of it, your tiny civilization has little that we want. So we'll agree to peace. Until you get something worth fighting over."
"Well, I guess I have no choice at the moment, do I? This is really disappointing."
"Oh, all right! Have it your way. We agree to stop the hostilities. For now."
"The $CIVADJ6 people clamor for peace with $CIVNAME1. Personally, I'd rather poke myself in the eye with a pointed stick, but what can you do? The will of the people and all that..."
"Agreed! You are too merciful, for your own good, $PLAYER0. If I were in your shoes I'd wipe me out without a second thought."
"You cravenly seek peace just as the real battle is about to begin? Pah - you are not even worth fighting! We agree. Now get out of our territory."
"Your threats don't bother us a bit, $PLAYER0. However, it just so happens that peace IS in our best interests at this time. Really."
"The $CIVADJ6 people are eager to sit down and smoke the pipe of peace with their friends, the people of $CIVNAME1! We accept your offer!"
"We're no fools. $AI4 accepts your offer of peace."
"It appears that I have no choice but to accept your offer. For the moment."
"You know, I don't even remember what we were fighting over in the first place! Isn't that amusing? Of course we accept your offer of peace!"
"Hmmm. I must admit that you do have the upper hand... Oh all right: you shall have your peace."
"$CIVNAME5 agrees - with great reluctance. Congratulations, $PLAYER0. You have gotten the upper hand, for the moment."
"I shall not forgive this $PLAYER0, nor forget. But until...another time...we are at peace."
"The use of arms has been proven inappropriate in this instance. Watch your back, $PLAYER0, but for now our armies shall stand down."
"Your attempt to dominate the $CIVADJ7 has failed... in some regards. In others it's less incomplete. We shall stay our blades."
"Yes, in the interest of world peace, we will stand down, $PLAYER0."
"It would appear that you have the upper hand, $PLAYER0. We will yield."
"We do not fear your soldiers, $PLAYER0, but we will agree to this proposal of peace."
"Your snarls frighten and bewilder us, $PLAYER0. We will submit."
"Agreed! We will call off our raiders once this treaty is finalized."
"Of course you press us for peace! You would be a fool not to. In either case, we accept."
"Your soldiers show no mercy, $PLAYER0. We would like to wash our hands of this war. We will yield."
"We admire the tenacity of the $CIVADJ2 people, $PLAYER0. We will agree to cease fighting if only to delay the inevitable."
"The $CIVADJ6 people do not fear you or the $CIVADJ2, $PLAYER0; but we do dread wasting any more time in such a fruitless war. We will agree to peace, based on these terms."
"Peace? It seems I have no other choice, for now."
"You are so righteous and persistent, $PLAYER0! We will yield."
"Well, well, well... when did you grow a spine, $PLAYER0? We will accept your terms, but only because you amuse me."
"Yes, the sheer magnitude of your forces gives us reason to pause and reflect upon the error of our ways. We will yield for now."
"Despite your meaningless threats, you are correct, we tire of this conflict. *SIGH* What ever happened to the good-old-days when wars were fought with sticks and stones?"
"Yes. We will stay our hand, if only to allow you more time to contemplate the frail nature of your existence."
"Ah Hah! I see that you are both bold, and daring, $PLAYER0. We will accept your offer of peace."
"When two lions have each other by the throat, the hyenas steal away with the meat. We will agree to this truce, $PLAYER0."
"Groveling seems to suit you better than these half-hearted threats, $PLAYER0. We will accept these terms, if only to allow you some dignity."
"A peace treaty... does this mean I have to scrap my plans for redecorating your palace?"
"Yes, you are right; neither of us has accomplished anything by pursuing this war. Let us put aside our differences and embrace peace."
"Of course we will accept your treaty! We have been more than willing to give peace a chance, but you probably did not hear us crying over the din of your artillery fire."
"I, the humble $AI4, shall be glad to take your hand in peace. Let us vow to not make war again."
"My council has decided to accept your gracious offer of peace, $PLAYER0. It is unfortunate that so much blood had to be shed."
"We accept your offer, but note that your vain attempt to force the people of $CIVNAME5 to carry your yoke has failed. It is wise you decided to choose peace before my brave legions laid waste to your land and people."
"It just so happens that I, the great $AI4, am willing to accept your generous terms."
"Your offer is acceptable; let us have peace once more. The lions of $CIVNAME5 will sheath their sharp fangs."
"Agreed; let us have peace. You are most fortunate, $PLAYER0, that my ministers advised me to accept your terms, for my warriors were having much fun ravaging your pitiful lands."
"Accepting these terms leaves a bitter taste in my mouth, $PLAYER0."
"These terms are acceptable, $PLAYER0."
"With much reluctance your peace offer has been accepted - but only because $AI4 has much more important matters to attend to elsewhere."
"There is a foul odor to this proposal, $PLAYER0. I have seldom smelled worse in the fish market of Lisbon. However, for the sake of the $CIVADJ6 people I have agreed to the terms."
"Yes, $PLAYER0, the terms you offer are acceptable."
"Against all reason, $PLAYER0, I agree to your offer. Lucky for you that there are so many better things for the $CIVADJ7 to do in this wide world than to annihilate your pitiful civilization."
"A marvelous idea, $PLAYER0! I was just thinking the same thing myself."
"Certainly, $PLAYER0 - the $CIVADJ7 are a peace-loving people."
"We accept your offer, but only because the recent heavy rains have caused many of our dikes to overflow and my troops are needed at home. This is not over by a long shot.”
“I accept the $CIVADJ2 terms, $PLAYER0, but do not mistake assent for weakness.”
“$CIVNAME5 accepts your terms.”
“Other threats loom on the horizon, $PLAYER0.  For this reason alone, $CIVNAME5 grants your pitiful empire a stay of execution.”
"I, the humble $AI4, shall be glad to take your hand in peace. Let us vow to not make war again."
"I have decided to accept your gracious offer of peace, $PLAYER0. It is unfortunate that so much blood had to be shed."
"We accept your offer, but your vain attempt to force the people of the $CIVNAME5 to carry your yoke has failed. It is wise you decided to choose peace before my brave legions laid waste to your land and people."
"It just so happens that I, the great $AI4, am willing to accept your generous terms. You caught me on a good day, $PLAYER0. Don’t make a habit of it."
"Your offer is acceptable; let us give peace a chance.  The jaguars of the $CIVNAME5 will lay their javelins down."
"Agreed; let us give peace a change. You are most fortunate, $PLAYER0, that my priests advised me to accept your terms, for my warriors were having much fun ravaging your pitiful lands and enslaving your youth."

; $PLAYER0 = player's name
; $CIVNAME1 = player's civ
; $CIVADJ2 = player's people (ADJ)
; $CIVNOUN3 = player's people (NOUN)
; $AI4 = AI's name
; $CIVNAME5 = AI's Civ
; $CIVADJ6 = AI's people (ADJ)
; $CIVADJ7 = AI's people (NOUN)
#AINOPEACETREATYTHREAT
#civ 1
#power 1
#mood 0
#random 1
"Let them come! Wave upon traitorous wave will crash against the Enclave's walls! The $CIVNOUN3 will fail! All those who oppose the Enclave will fail! NO ONE will take this great nation away from me!"
"Your threats hold no sway over the great Enclave."
"America has seen greater threats than you and survived unscathed. I reject your laughable threats."
"$CIVNAME5 will not be intimidated, $PLAYER0."
"You persist in underestimating us, $PLAYER0! The $CIVNOUN3 will suffer for your foolishness!"
"Bring it on, baby! Bring it on!"
"Mighty $CIVNAME5 has defeated stronger enemies than $CIVNAME1. We ignore your hollow threats."
"Not a chance. Come on and die."
"Your threats are ridiculous. $CIVNAME5 will destroy you!"
"Never! We will fight to the last!"
"Your forces will be destroyed. Bring them on."
"We eagerly await your attack! We will destroy your warriors in detail!"
"$CIVNAME5 does not cave in to terrorism. The outlaw state of $CIVNAME1 will pay for its arrogance."
"Hah! We do not frighten so easily!"
"We do not fear your puny forces!"
"$CIVNAME1 does not frighten us. We'll destroy anything you throw at us."
"We will bury you!"
"Are you kidding? We're MUCH stronger than you! We will wipe your pathetic armies off of the planet!"
"Your arrogance is misplaced, $PLAYER0. We will not surrender!" 
"Your puny warriors will fall before us like grass before a scythe! We will not surrender."
"The lion does not surrender to the sheep. We will destroy you."
"Not a chance, $PLAYER0."
"If your forces attack us, they will be destroyed. End of discussion."
"You are misguided, $PLAYER0: it is YOU who should be surrendering. I propose to move on your works immediately."
"$CIVNAME5 does not surrender to terrorists."
"Excellent. The streets will run red with the blood of your warriors."
"We will discuss peace when you are brought in chains before us!"
"$CIVNAME5 is not intimidated by you, $PLAYER0. Let's get on with it."
"Not a prayer, $PLAYER0."
"Do you seek to talk us to death, $PLAYER0? We will settle this by test of arms. Go now."
"$CIVNAME5 will fight on, $PLAYER0."
"$CIVNAME1 cannot frighten us with mere words. We will not surrender."
"Talk is cheap, $PLAYER0. We ignore your hollow threats."
"We do not fear the coming battles. Do you?"
"Surrender? While our forces are poised to deliver the killing blow? Do not make me laugh!"
"You need better military intelligence, $PLAYER0. It is YOU who should be looking to surrender - not us!"
"The gods will protect us against your evil armies. We do not surrender!"
"What? End this now, when it's about to get good and bloody? You're dreaming!"
"Sorry, no. We're having way too much fun obliterating you."
"Deluded fool! We do not fear you!"
"Are you mad? The $CIVADJ6 people do not collapse at the first threat of danger!"
"Come on then. Your warriors will fall before us like cattle."
"We ignore your empty threats."
"We laugh at your empty threats!"
"You are badly deluded. Go now and prepare to die!"
"The $CIVADJ6 people have more backbone than that, $PLAYER0. We will not surrender."
"Oh please! This war isn't over - not by a long shot. Come back when you have a more credible threat."
"Tell your story walking, $PLAYER0. We're not buying it."
"Were you one of our hounds, growling and nipping, we would teach you a lesson. But as the $CIVNOUN3 are lesser creatures than dogs, I simply cannot be bothered."
"You are like a clown to the $CIVNOUN3, whose words of threat echo as an empty rage against the darkness."
"Some who failed to realize the complete folly of your threats could be alarmed. I realize the complete folly of your threats."
"You can not bully me like one of your hapless flunkies, $PLAYER0."
"You have no leg to stand on, $PLAYER0."
"It is your breath that offends me, $PLAYER0, not your threats!"
"Your threats are inspiring, but we will not heed them, $PLAYER0."
"We do not fear the coming battles, $PLAYER0. Do you?"
"Your snarl not like a wolf, but rather like an ill-tempered sow!"
"We are not afraid of you, $PLAYER0. We will continue to fight."
"Your threats ring hollow, like the space between your ears."
"$PLAYER0! Look at how pleased these $CIVADJ6 people are! They simply love squashing $CIVNAME1 hopes and dreams. I can not deny them in this."
"The $CIVNOUN7 will never surrender, $PLAYER0!  Not before we have removed your head from your shoulders!"
"We will return you to the earth, $PLAYER0! There will be no peace!"
"A threat?! YES! Try again! I enjoy watching you squirm!"
"$CIVNAME5 will not be intimidated, $PLAYER0. Your defeat shall remain as a token on display for all evil-doers."
"Disbeliever! Have you no idea what you have gotten yourself into? This war will not end so easily."
"No, your threats will not blind us to your wrong-doings, $PLAYER0. This war will continue!"
"Hah! We do not scare so easily, $PLAYER0. Do your worst!"
"$PLAYER0. Have you noticed that I did not even bat an eyelash while you deliver your threats? You do not frighten us in the least."
"No! We will not collapse dramatically in a heap at the feet of our enemy, as you so often do, $PLAYER0."
"Simpleton! You cannot be serious! We clearly maintain the upper hand in this war, and we are not about to relent because you have decided to yield."
"No! I refuse to be responsible for allowing you and your aggravating people to trouble anyone else."
"Your cries for help are almost comical, we will not be deceived"
"The proud people of $CIVNAME5 refuse to bow down to the vile threats of $CIVNAME1."
"Completely unacceptable! This dispute is far from settled."
"The warrior code of $CIVNAME5 forbids me to accept the foolish terms you offer. Besides, my stalwart legions are having too much fun slaying your pitiful troops."
"Unfortunately, I cannot now call off my brave lions of war. We are committed to our course, and would rather die proud than live in servitude. Long live $CIVNAME5!"
"The $CIVADJ6 people are not intimidated by your empty threats, nor will they accept your ungenerous terms."
"So very lame of you to think $CIVNAME5 would agree to such an offer. No! Crushing your civilization is good practice my brave troops."
"The people of $CIVNAME5 will not be intimidated by your threats. Let the war continue!"
"No and goodbye!"
"Ha! Seriously, did you think $CIVNAME5 would agree to such rubbish? Your miserable people caused this conflict, $PLAYER0; the reckoning has just begun."
"No, now is not the time for peace. Time will reveal that the pride of $CIVNAME5 is stronger than the arms of $CIVNAME1."
"Regretfully, $PLAYER0, I cannot now recall my armies laying waste to your lands. Let the war rage!"
"No, you shall not have peace - not until the rivers of $CIVNAME1 run red with yet more $CIVADJ2 blood."
"You cannot frighten the $CIVADJ6 people, $PLAYER0. We will not be cowed into surrender and living under the unjust yoke of $CIVNAME1."
"Although the $CIVADJ7 are a peace-loving folk, we feel you have not yet learned the proper lesson. The war shall continue."
"End this now?!? Why no, $PLAYER0, of course not. We’re having much too much fun flattening your hapless troops beneath our wooden heel."
“If I, $AI4, do not stand against your barbarian legions, $PLAYER0, who will?  $CIVNAME5 will fight on.”
“The cracks in your rule are beginning to show, $PLAYER0, for you to make such idle threats.  Let us see if those cracks widen when the $CIVADJ6 armies deliver another solid blow.”
“You wish to renounce your barbaric ways now that the armies of $CIVNAME5 run rampant over your lands?  The die is cast, $PLAYER0.  You will have time enough to reflect on your errors when you sit in a $CIVADJ6 dungeon.”
"The proud people of the $CIVNAME5 refuse to bow down to the vile threats of the $CIVNAME1."
"Your offer is completely unacceptable! This dispute is far from settled, $PLAYER0."
"The warrior code of the $CIVNAME5 forbids me to accept the foolish terms you offer. Besides, my stalwart armies are having too much fun slaying your pitiful troops. My scouts dance upon your head."
"Unfortunately, I cannot call off my brave jaguars.  We are committed to our course, and would rather die proud than live in servitude.  Long live the $CIVNAME5!"
"The $CIVADJ6 people are not intimidated by your empty threats, nor will they accept your ungenerous terms."
"How stupid of you to think that the $CIVNAME5 would agree to such an offer.  No!  Crushing your civilization is good practice for my brave troops."

; $PLAYER0 = player's name
; $CIVNAME1 = player's civ
; $CIVADJ2 = player's people (ADJ) 
; $CIVNOUN3 = player's people (NOUN)
; $AI4 = AI's name
; $CIVNAME5 = AI's Civ
; $CIVADJ6 = AI's people (ADJ)
; $CIVADJ7 = AI's people (NOUN)
#AIPEACETREATY
#civ 1
#power 1
#mood 0
#random 1
"The CIVNOUN3 people are formidible opponents. I recognize your present superiority and offer you this deal for all our sakes."
"Imagine, $PLAYER0, a world at peace. No man fought against another, and settled their differences in a civil manner. Think of all we could accomplish. Will you take this small step to achieve the American Dream?"
"I may get hell from Colonel Autumn for this, but I offer you peace for a small fee."
"The time has come to move forward in the name of peace. Will $CIVNAME1 accept this offer?"
"We must end this pointless war. Will you accept this proposal?"
"$CIVNAME5 offers the $CIVADJ2 people a way to honorably end this war. For a small fee."
"$PLAYER0, $CIVNAME5 seeks to end this war before more innocent people perish. Will $CIVNAME1 accept this fair offer?"
"This war drains both of our people, $PLAYER0. Will you accept these terms?"
"$CIVNAME5 can be merciful even to its enemies. Will you accept these terms?"
"It appears to me that this war has become unprofitable for both $CIVNAME5 and $CIVNAME1. Let us end it now. Will you accept this deal?"
"I am minded to end this war now, $PLAYER0. Accept this offer: it may not come again."
"$CIVNAME1 is outmatched: admit it. We will let your civilization survive in exchange for the following:"
"Come, come! There is no problem that cannot be solved if men of goodwill and reason will only sit down together and talk! Will you accept this deal and end this brutal conflict?"
"$PLAYER0, my people seek peace. Against my better judgment, I will offer you this deal."
"You can end this war now and save your puny civilization, $PLAYER0. Here are $CIVNAME5's terms:"
"$PLAYER0, for the sake of the old friendship between our two peoples, let us end this conflict. Will you accept this offer?"
"I would be willing to end this war, $PLAYER0, if will you accept these terms as a sign of respect to the Mighty $CIVADJ6 people?"
"Despite everything, I still maintain a small degree of affection for your puny civilization. Will you accept these terms?"
"War creates nothing, $PLAYER0: it can only destroy. Let us negotiate an equitable end to this pointless conflict. Will you agree to our terms?"
"If we must, we will continue this war until the $CIVADJ2 people are ground into dust. Or we can end this now - if you will see reason."
"An ancient $CIVADJ6 philosopher once said, 'You gotta know when to hold'em, know when to fold'em.' I urge you to cut your losses and accept our terms for peace."
"$PLAYER0, the $CIVADJ6 people grow weary of this pointless conflict. Can we not come together as men of reason and end this thing? Here is my offer:"
"This war is getting us nowhere. Let us end it now. Here are our terms. What do you say?"
"We are always merciful to a beaten foe, $PLAYER0. I urge you to consider our fair and reasonable peace terms carefully. They are the best you will get."
"Mercy is the true sign of a great leader, $PLAYER0. Be merciful to both of our people and end this conflict now. Will you agree to these terms?"
"We can continue this war until we are both so weak that our enemies destroy us, or we can come together and end this thing now. $PLAYER0, here are my terms."
"The war continues, $PLAYER0. If you wish to end it, you must accept my terms."
"The time has come to end this unfortunate war. Will you accept these terms?"
"My people pray every day for peace, $PLAYER0. Do not the $CIVADJ2 people long for peace as well? Accept our terms and end this war now!"
"If you seek to evade destruction at the hands of the wrathful $CIVADJ6 warriors, I urge you to agree to our very reasonable terms now."
"All I am saying, is, 'Give peace a chance!' Accept these terms and let us end this terrible war!"
"Blessed are the peace-makers, $PLAYER0. Will you accept these terms?"
"End this now, $PLAYER0, or I can no longer be responsible for the consequences. Here are our terms."
"We have fought each other to a standstill, $PLAYER0. It is time for peace. Will you accept our terms?"
"This war has gone on long enough. Accept these terms and you will have peace with Mighty $CIVNAME5!"
"Your puny civilization is no longer any threat to $CIVNAME5. Accept our terms and we will turn our mighty armies against other foes. Refuse our terms and perish!"
"As everybody knows, the $CIVADJ7 are a peace-loving people! If you accept these terms, we will extend our hand to $CIVNAME1 in eternal friendship!"
"I am instructed by the gods to give you a chance to evade your inevitable doom. Will you accept these terms?"
"Your pathetic civilization is no longer a worthy foe for the Mighty $CIVADJ6 Warriors. We will let you survive if you give us the tribute we demand."
"Do you wish to continue this war until one of us is destroyed? It would be in both of our best interests to end this now. Will you agree to our terms?"
"I prefer war to peace, $PLAYER0, but this war has outlived its usefulness. Here are our terms. I hope you will consider them carefully."
"Your civilization is no longer a threat to the strategic interests of the $CIVADJ6 people. Will you accept these terms?"
"Let us sit down together and smoke the pipe of peace! We can end this war now if you will only agree to our very reasonable terms..."
"The $CIVADJ6 people are minded to end this war now, $PLAYER0. If you will agree to our terms."
"End this war and save the $CIVNOUN3 much suffering! Here are our terms:"
"My dear $PLAYER0, this war has gone on long enough, don't you agree? Let us sit down together and discuss terms for peace."
"The $CIVADJ7 will fight as long as it is necessary: make no mistake about that. Or we can have peace now. Please consider our terms carefully."
"It gives me great personal pleasure to crush your odious people, $PLAYER0. But in the interests of world peace, I am minded to offer you a chance for survival. Let us discuss the terms of your surrender."
"The $CIVNOUN3 are a marginally worthy foe. Perhaps we would be more devastating allies."
"It often amuses me to envision a universe in which the $CIVADJ7 are not slaughtering the $CIVNOUN3. Perhaps we can bring this vision to reality."
"Congratulations for dulling our blade on your bones. We can resharpen them, or we can save them for another foe."
"We have only ourselves to blame for this war, $PLAYER0. I am forgiving, are you?"
"This war is going nowhere, $PLAYER0. Let us put the past behind us with this peace treaty."
"Sign this form, live another day, etcetera etcetera..."
"It is a wise man who uses his might in measured doses, $PLAYER0. It is time to end this war. Will you agree to these terms?"
"A well counseled man would realize that this peace proposal is both fair and timely, $PLAYER0."
"I realized now that fools will continue to be fools, despite war and despite peace, $PLAYER0. Do you still desire to play the part of the dead fool?"
"Our nations' children fade away into battle as if being swallowed by some great void. There is seemingly no end to the horrors of this war. If we work together we can put an end to all this bloodshed. Do you agree?"
"The only thing this war will accomplish is mutually assured destruction. I do not wish to waste my energy, or the energy of the $CIVADJ6 people pursuing such a wasteful exploit. Will you agree to a treaty?"
"Despite an uproar from my people to wipe the $CIVNAME1 from this planet, I suggest that we settle our differences another way. Truce?"
"The ink of the scholars outlasts the blood of the martyrs, $PLAYER0."
"Peace is better than decapitation, $PLAYER0."
"Grinning fool! Take this offer now, as I may never be this generous again."
"While we realize that we can never completely undo the damage which we have wrought, we are willing take the first step towards bridging this schism between us with a peace treaty. Will you accept these terms?"
"Both of us have paid dearly by committing to this war, $PLAYER0. The healing process can only begin once we have agreed to a truce. Will you accompany me in this?"
"There is nothing we would like more than to purge you and the $CIVADJ2 people from the earth, $PLAYER0. However, if you accept the terms of this temporary treaty, you will live another day."
"True heroes are those men and women who will admit they were wrong despite popular criticism, $PLAYER0. Will you join me in this treaty?"
"It is time that we end this war, $PLAYER0. Join me in this treaty."
"Often, the bravest man is he who is willing to admit defeat, $PLAYER0. Only a fool would continue to press his luck in this war."
"I no longer wish to be your accomplice in this quest for mutually assured destruction. Join me in this treaty, before it is too late."
"The $CIVADJ6 people no longer have the time or energy to quarrel with you over such petty matters. Here is what I propose."
"Honestly, I don't even know why we were at war with you in the first place. Let us call the entire thing off and put this behind us."
"Let us end this senseless war before yet more innocent lives are lost. $PLAYER0, I hope you are wise enough to accept my generous terms."
"This war has lasted long enough. It would be wise of you to accept these generous terms, $PLAYER0, for the welfare of your people."
"It has been an honor to slay so many of your pitiful troops, $PLAYER0. Accept these terms or even you can surely see that yet more shall perish."
"The people of $CIVNAME5 tire of this senseless conflict. Accept these terms, $PLAYER0, and we can establish a lasting peace."
"Let us leash the lions of war so that our two peoples can again live in peace. Will you accept these terms?"
"The people of $CIVNAME5 offer the people of $CIVNAME1 an honorable way to end this cruel conflict. Accept these generous terms and you shall have peace."
"$PLAYER0, have mercy on poor $CIVNAME5. This war has caused much pain and suffering. Let us be honorable and put an end to the slaughter. Please consider these terms:"
"It is the wish of $CIVNAME5 that this conflict ends. Hopefully it is also the wish of $CIVNAME1."
"The prudent coarse would probably be to annihilate the $CIVADJ2 people. However, in the name of mercy, $CIVNAME5 grants these terms. Be not foolish and discard them, $PLAYER0, or the end of $CIVNAME1 could be at hand."
"$PLAYER0, I see now that this war was a mistake. I beseech you, be merciful and accept these terms."
"This war is destroying our lands and our people, $PLAYER0, while others grow stronger. Let us end this senseless conflict. Will you agree to these terms?"
"This war continues to destroy our people and our lands, while others grow stronger. It would be wise of you, $PLAYER0, to accept these more-than-generous terms I now offer."
"$PLAYER0, $CIVNAME5 is a small nation and in need of peace. Please, $PLAYER0, be merciful and consider these terms."
"Where have all the flowers gone, $PLAYER0? Let us end this senseless conflict and reap the fruits of peace."
"$PLAYER0, face reality: mighty $CIVNAME5 could easily crush $CIVNAME1. But we don’t desire your destruction. Instead we offer these terms. Refuse this at the peril of what remains of your puny civilization."
“Your armies prove better trained than we had thought, $PLAYER0.  Perhaps both $CIVNAME1 and $CIVNAME5 might benefit from finding easier prey.”
“Our soldiers long for home, $PLAYER0, and no doubt the $CIVADJ2 soldiers do too.  Let us end this senseless conflict.”
“There is no reason the people of $CIVNAME1 should suffer unduly for the failings of their leadership.  If you accept our terms, perhaps they can look forward to secure and civilized lives.”
"Let us end this senseless war before more innocent lives are lost. $PLAYER0, I hope you are wise enough to accept my generous terms, or is your wisdom as thin as the air in the Andes?"
"This war has lasted long enough. It would be wise of you to accept these generous terms, $PLAYER0, for the welfare of your people, and for the glory of MY empire."
"It has been an honor to slay so many of your pitiful troops, $PLAYER0. Accept these terms for even you can see that yet more shall perish beneath the feet of the Earth Shaker."
"The people of the $CIVNAME5 tire of this senseless conflict.  Accept these terms, $PLAYER0, and we can establish a lasting peace."
"Let us cage the jaguar of war so that our two peoples can again live in peace.  Will you accept these terms or shall I show you to my slave pit?"
"I offer you way out of death and enslavement, $PLAYER0.  Accept these generous terms and you shall have peace."

; $PLAYER0 = player's name
; $CIVNAME1 = player's civ
; $CIVADJ2 = player's people (ADJ)
; $CIVNOUN3 = player's people (NOUN)
; $AI4 = AI's name
; $CIVNAME5 = AI's Civ
; $CIVADJ6 = AI's people (ADJ)
; $CIVADJ7 = AI's people (NOUN)
#AINOPEACETREATY
#civ 1
#power 0
#mood 0
#random 6
"Do you tire of this war already? The brave men and women of the Enclave have only just begun!"
"Don't be absurd! You hideous mutants shall be wiped from the face of this earth."
"Oh, I would welcome peace, but my Colonel tells me we are winning this war."
"This war shall end when the last $CIVADJ2 city is burned to ashes."
"I do not take pleasure in your eradication, but my soldiers do. They shall continue in their pleasure as long as it takes."
"But we have yet to use our new Plasma weaponry! If you can survive the plasmafication process we will have peace. Not interested? Then the war goes on."
"Not likely! $CIVNAME5 is winning!"
"Not a chance!"
"Certainly not!"
"This war shall continue until Mighty $CIVNAME5 has achieved all of her war aims."
"So you recognize that you are beaten and wish to avert your doom, eh? Too bad. The war continues!"
"We are not quite through punishing you, $PLAYER0. The war will continue."
"Not likely! $CIVNAME5 is winning!"
"Not a chance!"
"Certainly not!"
"Forget it. Go back to you people and die with them!"
"$CIVNAME5 does not forgive so easily, $PLAYER0. This war will not end until we are completely satisfied."
"Why would we possibly want to end this war? We are winning!"
"Not likely! $CIVNAME5 is winning!"
"Not a chance!"
"Certainly not!"
"According to international law, we have the right to continue this war until whenever we bloody feel like ending it. Forget it."
"We refuse your pathetic pleas for mercy. The war will continue!"
"Hah!"
"Not likely! $CIVNAME5 is winning!"
"Not a chance!"
"Certainly not!"
"Bah! I spit on your peace offer!"
"$CIVNAME5 will not rest until your pathetic civilization is ground into dust!"
"Hah! You cannot talk away your doom so easily, $PLAYER0. The war will continue until we're good and ready to stop it!"
"Not likely! $CIVNAME5 is winning!"
"Not a chance!"
"Certainly not!"
"I am afraid that $CIVNAME5 cannot do that, $PLAYER0. My generals are so enjoying themselves!"
"No! The $CIVADJ7 are a vengeful people, and we will not stop until our honor is satisfied."
"This war will continue until your cities are rubble and you are brought before me in chains!"
"Not likely! $CIVNAME5 is winning!"
"Not a chance!"
"Certainly not!"
"No! Your pathetic civilization must suffer for its aggression against the peaceful $CIVADJ6 people."
"Never! We do not make peace with the likes of $CIVNAME1!"
"Your contemptible pleas for mercy fall on deaf ears, $PLAYER0. The $CIVNOUN3 have made their beds: now they must lie in them."
"Not likely! $CIVNAME5 is winning!"
"Not a chance!"
"Certainly not!"
"Never! We will continue this war until $CIVNAME5 has achieved TOTAL victory!"
"I'm afraid that the $CIVADJ6 people don't like you very much, $PLAYER0. Neither do I, for that matter. This war will continue."
"We have not yet begun to fight! Arm the torpedoes - full speed ahead! Fifty-four forty, or fight! In other words, forget it."
"Not likely! $CIVNAME5 is winning!"
"Not a chance!"
"Certainly not!"
"This war will not end until the barbarian $CIVNOUN3 have learned proper respect for their betters. Go now."
"The honor of $CIVNAME5 demands that we continue fighting until we have gotten more of your stuff. Forget about it!"
"You cannot avert your doom so easily, $PLAYER0! This war will continue!"
"Not likely! $CIVNAME5 is winning!"
"Not a chance!"
"Certainly not!"
"No! I am charged by God to chastise your people for their many sins. This war will continue!"
"No! $CIVNAME5 has suffered much at your hands, $PLAYER0! We will continue to fight until we are properly avenged!"
"$CIVNAME5 can show no mercy to evil, godless cowards such as yourself. Go home and prepare for destruction!"
"Not likely! $CIVNAME5 is winning!"
"Not a chance!"
"Certainly not!"
"We will not discuss peace at this time!"
"The $CIVADJ6 people are not to be swayed by your honeyed words, $PLAYER0! This war continues until we have achieved our goals."
"Ah. So you find that $CIVNAME5 is more than a match for you, eh? Well, too bad. It's payback time, $PLAYER0!"
"Not likely! $CIVNAME5 is winning!"
"Not a chance!"
"Certainly not!"
"What? End this war now, when everything is going so splendidly? Don't make me laugh!"
"Not a chance, $PLAYER0. Go die with your hapless armies!"
"PEACE? Are you kidding? We're having a blast!"
"Not likely! We are winning!"
"Not a chance!"
"Certainly not!"
"NO! The gods demand many more sacrifices before we can end this conflict!"
"Ha! Peace is for cowards and weaklings!"
"Godlike $AI4 doesn't make peace with the likes of you! He destroys you and takes all of your stuff! Don't you know ANYTHING?!?"
"Not likely! $CIVNAME5 is winning!"
"Not a chance!"
"Certainly not!"
"No! The $CIVADJ7 will continue to fight until we achieve absolute victory!"
"Never! This war will continue until the rivers run red with the blood of the vanquished $CIVADJ2 warriors!"
"No! The war continues until we have achieved total victory!"
"Not likely! We are winning!"
"Not a chance!"
"Certainly not!"
"Ha! The $CIVADJ7 do not make peace with scheming villains such as you. We kill them!"
"We will have peace - when all of your cities lie in ruins!"
"No! The $CIVADJ6 people still clamor for the blood of $CIVNAME1!"
"Not bloody likely! $CIVNAME5 is winning!"
"Not a chance!"
"Certainly not!"
"Make peace with YOU? How amusing!"
"No! You have done us much wrong, $PLAYER0. It's time to pay the piper."
"You'll not wriggle out of your doom that easily, $PLAYER0!"
"I have always enjoyed your sense of humor. That and your screams. War forever!"
"There will be no peace until the bones of the $CIVNOUN3 provide the foundation for our great nation."
"I will take your weakness as a clear indication of our inevitable triumph. There shall be no peace."
"War is our business and business is good. This conflict continues."
"No taste for war, $PLAYER0? I however am an addict. Prepare for eradication."
"Perhaps when the cries of your scattered people echo through our lands. That day has not yet come."
"No way!"
"Not a chance!"
"Absurd!"
"Hah!"
"Coward!"
"Never!"
"Never! I'll see you in Valhalla, $PLAYER0!"
"You can have my axe, when you pry it from my cold, dead hands."
"Never! I would sooner have the Fenris wolf gnaw on my tender bits than surrender, $PLAYER!"
"I will never yield, $PLAYER0!"
"No! I foam at the mouth, and can only be sated by conquest!"
"You have driven me into a berserker rage, $PLAYER0! It is too late for you!"
"End this war? Why would I do such a thing?"
"Your cries fall on deaf ears. This war will only end upon your demise."
"Certainly not!"
"No! We will finish what we have started."
"We have locked arms in battle, and there can be only one survivor."
"No! $CIVADJ2 blood is the only thing that can quench the thirst of the $CIVADJ7 masses."
"Never! I will have your head!"
"No! There can be only one!"
"Is there no cure for your stupidity, $PLAYER0?"
"It is a shame that your people have such a weak and callow leader, $PLAYER0."
"Peace? Why would I ever consider such a thing?"
"I would sooner gut you with a stag horn, $PLAYER0."
"Fool! Yours will be an awful doom indeed."
"No! You must reap consequences of your actions evil-one!"
"Never! The streets will flow with the blood of the non-believers!"
"We will show no mercy. There will be no peace!"
"I will not tolerate these nonsensical pleas, $PLAYER0. Be gone from my sight!"
"Hah! The scheme of a villain! Your words are laced with poison, $PLAYER0. I refuse to listen to them."
"No! I will never be taken alive!"
"Never! A new world order will rise from the ashes of your corrupt and despicable empire!"
"No mercy!"
"Not a chance!"
"No! You have only received a taste of what I have in store for you and the $CIVADJ2 people, $PLAYER0."
"Hah!"
"NO! Why would I even consider such a thing?"
"NO! You made your bed, now you get to lie in it."
"Absolutely not! You have been a thorn in my side for too long. I will make an example out of you and the $CIVADJ2 people."
"Certainly not! There are important lessons to be learned through your pain and suffering, and I do not think that you have learned any of them."
"We have you on the ropes friend, why stop there?"
"No! This war will continue. Your cries for mercy are like music to my ears."
"It is with relish that I inform you that your terms have been rejected. Prepare the people of $CIVNAME1 for more death!"
"There shall be no peace until all of your dogs of war have been laid to rest and the nations of the earth have forgotten the name of the pitiful $CIVADJ2 people."
"This useless offer of peace is an obvious sign of the weakness of the $CIVNOUN3. You would do well to brace them for more death."
"It shall not be so. The war will continue!"
"Losing your backbone for war, $PLAYER0? The legions of $CIVNAME5 will not rest until the $CIVADJ2 people lay prostrate before them."
"A foolish request from a foolish leader. Instead, I think that we should let this war play itself out a bit more."
"We laugh in your face!"
"Not likely. This war shall continue until WE wish it to end - not you!"
"No! The brave lions of $CIVNAME5 will not rest until the pitiful $CIVADJ2 people grovel beneath their fierce paw!"
"Not a chance. The slaughter shall continue!"
"No $CIVADJ6 leader in his right mind could agree to such a ludicrous request. Our blood is up; the struggle shall continue!"
"No. This bloody struggle shall continue until Kumarbis, the great storm god, wishes it to end."
"There will be no peace until the loyal troops of $CIVNAME5 reign supreme."
"Bosh!"
"Not going to happen, $PLAYER0, at least not when $CIVNAME5 is winning!"
"Your senseless chatter irritates me, $PLAYER0. Shouldn't you be attempting to rally your feckless rabble?"
"No. It has been decided that only a thorough pounding of $CIVNAME1 will have the desired effect. Let the pounding continue!"
"Peace? NO!! Go now, be brave and die with your troops."
"Ha! Seldom have I heard more ridiculous requests."
"Losing your stomach for the war, $PLAYER0? Too bad! Let the grim carnage continue!"
"Ha!"
"Funny, $PLAYER0 - funny! Perhaps you were a standup comic in another life?"
"Offal! After all the vile transgressions that the $CIVNOUN3 have visited upon the lands of $CIVNAME5, did you REALLY expect me to accept?"
"That offer smells worse than putrid offal, $PLAYER0. The killing shall continue."
"No. The $CIVADJ7 live for adventure and danger, and war has full measures of each."
"But that would ruin all the fun!"
"Hmm. It seems that $PLAYER0 is getting a little tired of fighting, eh? What a wimp!"
"$CIVADJ6 honor demands that the war continue!"
"Getting some splinters in your behind, $PLAYER0? Good! Turn around and let me kick you again!"
"Not likely. We’re having too much fun."
“$CIVNAME5 does not compromise with barbarians, $PLAYER0.  Nor do we make peace with them, while they still pose even a small threat to the civilized $CIVADJ6 people.”
“Only when $CIVNAME1 has bent the knee, and submitted entirely to $CIVNAME5, can this war end.”
“The moment of our triumph is at hand, $PLAYER0.  Do you seriously expect us to toss it away?”
“The future is in our hands, $PLAYER0, and it will remain so.  We cannot allow the world’s destiny to be dictated by thugs and slaves.”
“There’s a great chariot race starting in a few minutes, $PLAYER0, so I have even less time than usual to waste with your pathetic entreaties.”
“We would prefer not to have to lay waste to all the $CIVADJ2 cities, $PLAYER0, but doing so creates a warm and fulfilling sensation in me.  All will rest easier when $CIVNAME1 is just a few sentences in a book of history.”
"It is with much joy that I must inform you that your terms have been rejected. Prepare the people of $CIVNAME1 for more death!"
"There shall be no peace until all of your dogs of war have been laid to rest and the nations of the earth have forgotten the name of the pitiful $CIVADJ2 people. I am the Earth Shaker, and you are not as important!"
"This silly little offer of peace is an obvious sign of the weakness of the $CIVNOUN3. You would do well to prepare your subjects for more death, for as certain as the Andes Mountains rise into the clouds, so too will you perish before my thundering."
"It shall not be so. The war will continue and the earth will tremble in my wake!"
"Losing your backbone for war, $PLAYER0? The legions of the $CIVNAME5 will not rest until the $CIVADJ2 people lay prostrate before them. My glorious and imperial roads will flow red with the blood of your dead."
"A foolish request from a foolish leader. Instead, I think that we should let this war play itself out a bit more; I am winning, after all."
"Ha! We laugh in your face!"
"Not likely.  This war shall continue until WE wish it to end – not you!"
"No! The brave jaguars of the $CIVNAME5 will not rest until the pitiful $CIVADJ2 people grovel beneath their fierce paws!"
"Not a chance.  The slaughter and enslavement shall continue!"
"No $CIVADJ6 leader in his right mind could agree to such a silly request.  My blood boils with the rage of the jaguar; the struggle shall continue!"
"No.  This bloody struggle shall continue until I wish it to end.”


; $PLAYER0 = player's name
; $CIVNAME1 = player's civ
; $CIVADJ2 = player's people (ADJ)
; $AI3 = AI's name
; $CIVNAME4 = AI's Civ
; $CIVADJ5 = AI's people (ADJ)
; $CIVADJ6 = AI's people (NOUN)
#AIMUTUALPROTECTION
#civ 1
#power 1
#mood 0
#random 1
"America needs assistance from time to time, and I think you will too. What say you we cover eachothers backs for a while to weather the coming storm?"
"Peace and order can only occur when two peoples work together for a common cause. Would you be willing to protect these collective ideals together?"
"The Enclave could use a small civilization such as yours, $CIVNAME1, to lighten our load a from time to time. Would you be so bold as to enter this pact for mutual protection?"
"It is a dangerous world, $PLAYER0, and we must watch out for each other. Will you sign a mutual protection pact with $CIVNAME4?"
"Alliances bring peace and stability, $PLAYER0. Please consider $CIVNAME4's offer carefully."
"$PLAYER0, I am feeling especially generous today. $CIVNAME4 will extend to your helpless people her protection - if you will sign this agreement."
"Greetings to the Ruler of Mighty $CIVNAME1! Friends should look out for one-another - don't you agree? I hope you will sign this treaty with your good friends, the $CIVADJ6!"
"The best way to ensure peace is to see to it that no one dares attack either of us. I believe that this agreement will do just that. What do you say?"
"I, $AI3, feel some small amount of affection for your funny little culture. Sign this agreement and perhaps you can forestall your doom for some time."
"If our two nations stand together, then we will be invincible! Will you sign this agreement with $CIVNAME4? I drafted it myself..."
"Our two civilizations together represent the only hope for peace on this battered planet. Let us work together."
"I believe that we can work together to bring order and the rule of law to this barbarous world. Will you sign a mutual protection pact with Mighty $CIVNAME4?"
"Ho, friend $PLAYER0! You are surrounded by many nations who would gladly wipe you from the face of the planet! Let us work together and confound all of your foes!"
"Let us admit it, $PLAYER0: we need each other! Sign this and let us move forward in peace and amity!"
"$CIVNAME4 graciously extends our protection to $CIVNAME1. I suggest that you sign this agreement: you need it more than us!"
"Ah, $PLAYER0! My advisors suggest that we engage in some kind of alliance together - I don't remember the details, but I've got the paperwork around here somewhere..."
"Greetings! How are those $CIVADJ2 peasants of yours? Keeping them downtrodden, are you? Excellent! I have a suggestion that will benefit the both of us..."
"If you wish to survive in this brutal world, $PLAYER0, you will accept this very generous offer from Mother $CIVNAME4."
"$CIVNAME4 greets its good friend, $CIVNAME1! Shall we sign a mutual protection pact and confound our enemies?"
"As an ancient $CIVADJ5 wise man once said, 'One is the loneliest number.' Let us work together, $PLAYER0!"
"As a mother bear protects her cub from wolves, Glorious $CIVNAME4 will protect $CIVNAME1 from your enemies."
"They say that a friend is a pearl beyond price, $PLAYER0. Sounds good to me. Will you sign this treaty with us?"
"We $CIVADJ6 don't much like foreign entanglements, $PLAYER0, but sometimes they are necessary. Will $CIVNAME1 agree to a mutual protection pact?"
"$CIVNAME4 has always had a soft spot for the little guy, $PLAYER0 - and they sure don't come much littler than you! Will you sign this pact with us?"
"Let us live together in peace and harmony, $PLAYER0! We humbly offer you this treaty. Please accept!"
"The world seeks to destroy both of us, $PLAYER0. We must band together or perish!"
"We have no desire to see your small nation gobbled up by our stronger enemies, $PLAYER0. Will $CIVNAME1 join $CIVNAME4 in a defensive alliance?"
"We should join together in mutual protection, $PLAYER0! Will you sign this treaty with peaceful $CIVNAME4?"
"Blessed are the peacemakers, $PLAYER0! Let us sign a treaty together and end war on this world forever!"
"You need $CIVNAME4's protection, $PLAYER0. I urge you to accept this offer."
"$CIVNAME1 will not profit if $CIVNAME4 is consumed by a stronger foe. I urge you to sign this defensive alliance now."
"Greetings, $PLAYER0! Let us stand together, side-by-side, in the name of peace!"
"Your nation is vulnerable to attack, $PLAYER0; this does not suit $CIVNAME4's strategic objectives. Will you accept our protection?"
"$CIVNAME4 has no quarrel with $CIVNAME1, $PLAYER0. Let us sign a mutual protection pact to cement the peace between us!"
"If we can be sure that we will not be attacked by each other, then we can concentrate more energy against our REAL foes. Will you ally with $CIVNAME4?"
"Mighty $AI3 offers you this very beneficial treaty, $PLAYER0. I urge you to consider it carefully."
"$CIVNAME1 is a big brother to us, $PLAYER0! Let us show the world that our friendship is strong and eternal!"
"The $CIVADJ6 seek peace with $CIVNAME1. Sign this agreement and we shall send our mighty armies elsewhere."
"Normally, the we would crush your small civilization into dust, but I'm feeling particularly generous today. Sign this treaty and survive."
"Welcome, $PLAYER0! Accept this treaty and you will have the $CIVADJ6 guarding your flank!"
"We have no quarrel with $CIVNAME1, $PLAYER0! I suggest that we celebrate this unusual state of affairs with a mutual protection treaty..."
"The Mighty $AI3 offers you his hand in peace, $PLAYER0. Do not offend by refusing."
"Mighty $CIVNAME1 bestrides the globe like a colossus! Will you offer your hand in friendship to the peace-loving $CIVADJ6?"
"We seek peace and amity with your people, $PLAYER0. Come: let us sign a mutual protection pact and confound our foes!"
"Your weak and helpless civilization is in imminent peril of destruction, $PLAYER0! Will you accept the protection of the Mighty $CIVADJ6?"
"$PLAYER0, $CIVNAME4 feels that it is time for our two countries to ally in the name of peace. I hope that you will agree!"
"Our two nations are destined to rule the world side by side, $PLAYER0. Why not begin now?"
"Ah, $PLAYER0! So GOOD of you to drop by! Mighty $CIVNAME4 is making you an offer you can't refuse. So don't."
"Your demonstrated cruelty on the battlefield is an inspiration, $PLAYER0. Join with the $CIVNOUN6 and we shall lay waste to the entire world!"
"Perhaps our initial estimates of your inferiority were premature. A pact may help further clear this possible misconception."
"The focus of our rage has shifted from your worthless, mud crawling peasants. Take this pact and perhaps it shall not fall on the $CIVNAME1 again."
"We would benefit greatly if we were to align our forces as one, $PLAYER0. Don't you agree?"
"Greetings, $PLAYER0. Shall we unite our great nations in this pact for mutually assured protection?"
"Despite their flaws, we do retain a definite interest in protecting the $CIVADJ2 people. Will you agree to this pact?"
"Never walk away from home ahead of your axe and sword, $PLAYER0. You cannot feel battle in your bones nor have foresight for a fight. Don't you agree?"
"You never know when you will find a fiercer foe than yourself, $PLAYER0. When that time comes you will certainly need an ally. Join me."
"A coward lives, believing that he might keep himself safe from strife. Old age leaves him not long in peace, though spears may spare his life. Join me, and leave your mundane life behind, $PLAYER0!"
"Our enemies assemble and plot our downfall, $PLAYER0! Join me in this pact so that our troops might fight side by side against our foes!"
"The $CIVADJ5 people would never hesitate to aid the $CIVNAME1 in a time of need. Let us unite in this pact, as brothers against our common enemies!"
"This is a dirty and brutal world, brother. You may certainly not get to pick your friends in a time of need. Might I suggest that you pick them now?"
"There are many snakes about, $PLAYER0. I will watch your back if you promise to watch mine."
"The earth, she can be cruel! We should band together, $PLAYER0, and help each other endure!"
"Do you need protection, little one?"
"$PLAYER0, let us unite our forces so that the schemes of our adversaries may be thwarted righteously!"
"Will you not help us ward off evil, $PLAYER0? Join us in this mutual protection pact, for the sake of both our nations."
"It is important to be wary of the corruptors who surround us, $PLAYER0. Allow me to take your fledgling civilization under my wing via this mutual protection pact, so that you too may be spared from their schemes."
"Join the Lion's Brood in the defense of the $CIVADJ5 people and the Lion's Brood will protect the sovereignty of $CIVADJ2 cities with ferocity, as if they were our own."
"Movements come, and movements go, $PLAYER0. By uniting our nations in this pact, we will ensure our place in history, as a force to be reckoned with."
"Even pacifists need protection from time to time, $PLAYER0. You are indeed vulnerable, and now is the time."
"$PLAYER0, you have indeed been a dutiful friend to the $CIVADJ5 people. I believe that it would be most beneficial if we combined our forces. Do you agree?"
"The $CIVADJ5 people adore you, $PLAYER0. Let us stand together as one!"
"As individual nations we are formidable...if we cooperate we would be unstoppable. Will you accept this treaty?"
"The prowess of $CIVADJ2 troops on the battlefield is food for legends. Please consider accepting this treaty of mutual protection, noble $PLAYER0."
"Be wise and accept this pact, $PLAYER0. Together our proud civilizations can rule the world!"
"Accept this pact of mutual friendship and I will not allow the legions of $CIVNAME4 to run rampant over your pitiful lands."
"Noble $PLAYER0, let $CIVNAME1 and $CIVNAME4 work together against the common foe. Accept this pact for the mutual protection of our people."
"Consider this treaty, $PLAYER0. Together $CIVNAME1 and $CIVNAME4 can make a better world."
"We find your small civilization interesting, $PLAYER0. Therefore, the people of $CIVNAME4 proffer this treaty. Perhaps we can work together?"
"Together $CIVNAME1 and $CIVNAME4 can rule the world! Come, $PLAYER0, join this pact now - and let us divide the spoils later."
"Accept this pact, $PLAYER0, for together $CIVNAME1 and $CIVNAME4 will be as tall and mighty as the Alps."
"Come, $PLAYER0, and allow $CIVNAME4 to bring $CIVNAME1 under its powerful wing."
"Under your hand the $CIVADJ2 people have prospered, $PLAYER0. The people of $CIVNAME4 seek protection from the aggressor nations of this world. Will you agree to this pact?"
"A pact of mutual protection will make both of our countries stronger, $PLAYER0. Don't you agree?"
"The mighty nation of $CIVNAME4 offers the $CIVADJ2 people protection from the aggressors of the world. Will you agree to this pact?"
"$PLAYER0, $CIVNAME4, land of my father and forefather, needs the protection of a strong and bounteous nation like $CIVNAME1. Please, for the sake of my people, consider this pact of mutual protection."
"Come, $PLAYER0, let $CIVNAME1 and $CIVNAME4 be like brothers, for we will be stronger together than alone."
"$PLAYER0, your small nation could use the friendship and guiding hand of a strong nation like $CIVNAME4. For the safety of your people, approve this pact of mutual protection."
“It is not often that $CIVNAME4 encounters an empire so nearly our equal.  If we unite against invaders, our combined might can keep the light of civilization and progress aflame forever.”
“The time must come for each ruler to make his choice – will he use his influence to protect what is great and beautiful in the world, or will he tear it down?  Join with us and the barbarians may yet be kept in their caves a few centuries longer.”
“$CIVNAME4 has need of your nation’s meager armed forces as vassals.  Perhaps, if you fight alongside the noble and formidable $CIVADJ5 armies, in time you will come to achieve your own distinction in battle.”
"The prowess of the $CIVADJ2 troops on the battlefield is spoken about along my imperial roads, and my tambos rumble with great stories of great warriors. Please consider accepting this treaty of mutual protection, noble $PLAYER0."
"Be wise and accept this pact, $PLAYER0. Together our proud civilizations can rule the world. Just think of the possibilities! Think of the glory and the gold…"
"Accept this pact of mutual friendship and I will not allow the legions of the $CIVNAME4 to run rampant over your pitiful lands."
"Noble $PLAYER0, let the $CIVNAME1 and $CIVNAME4 work together against the common foe.  Accept this pact for the mutual protection of our people."
"Consider this treaty, $PLAYER0.  Together the $CIVNAME1 and $CIVNAME4 can make a better world."
"We find your small civilization interesting, $PLAYER0.  Therefore, I offer this treaty.  Perhaps we can work together and save our cultures for future generations?"

; $PLAYER0 = player's name
; $CIVNAME1 = player's civ
; $CIVADJ2 = player's people (ADJ)
; $AI3 = AI's name
; $CIVNAME4 = AI's Civ
; $CIVADJ5 = AI's people (ADJ)
; $CIVADJ6 = AI's people (NOUN)
#AIRIGHTOFPASSAGE 
#civ 1
#power 0
#mood 1
#random 1
"$PLAYER0, our two peoples have grown fond of one another. Let us open our borders to encourage the free exchange of ideas."
"Commerce with all nations, alliance with none, should be our motto. Will you open the doors to free commerce and their military escorts between our peoples?"
"We need to pass through your territory. We will open our borders to you if you will do the same for the Enclave"
"$PLAYER0, we must pass through $CIVNAME1 to achieve our objectives. Will you sign a right of passage agreement with $CIVNAME4?"
"$PLAYER0, we would like to pass through your territory. In exchange we will give you the same right to enter $CIVNAME4. Are we agreed?"
"I request that you sign a right of passage agreement with $CIVNAME4, $PLAYER0."
"Friend $PLAYER0, $CIVNAME4 seeks to increase tourism. Will you sign a right of passage agreement with us?"
"My people would like to visit their many $CIVADJ2 friends. Shall we open our borders to each other?"
"$CIVNAME4 needs to cross your territory, $PLAYER0. I ask that you sign a right of passage agreement."
"It would be in both of our countries' best interests to have open borders, $PLAYER0. I propose that we sign a right of passage agreement."
"Open borders facilitate the movement of goods and knowledge. Will you sign a right of passage agreement with $CIVNAME4?"
"$CIVNAME4 has great need to pass through your lands, $PLAYER0. I ask that you sign a right of passage agreement to avoid conflict."
"My friend! Please come and visit $CIVNAME4 any time! I will graciously sign a right of passage agreement to facilitate your movements!"
"$CIVNAME4 requests that you grant us the honor of signing a right of passage agreement. Will you agree?"
"My troops must be able to protect $CIVNAME4's interests across the globe, $PLAYER0. Let us open our borders to each other!"
"$PLAYER0, my people wish to spend their holidays in lovely $CIVNAME1. Shall we open our borders to each other?"
"Let us open our borders to each other, $PLAYER0. It is in both of our countries' interests."
"Greetings, $PLAYER0. $CIVADJ5 troops need to cross $CIVNAME1. We would prefer to do so peacefully, of course. Please do me the honor of signing a right of passage agreement with $CIVNAME4."
"$PLAYER0, let us open our borders to facilitate the movement of our people."
"$CIVNAME4 and $CIVNAME1 have nothing to fear from each other. Shall we open our borders so that each country has free movement to confront our REAL enemies?"
"It would be in both of our countries' interests to sign a right of passage agreement, $PLAYER0. I trust that you agree?"
"Tourism is big in $CIVNAME4, $PLAYER0, and we want to encourage the fine $CIVADJ2 people to come and visit. Will you sign an open border agreement with us?"
"Open borders encourage trade, economic development, and the free exchange of ideas. Will you sign an agreement with $CIVNAME4?"
"Will you sign a right of passage agreement with us, $PLAYER0?"
"Friend $PLAYER0, we wish to invite your fine people to visit $CIVNAME4's many tourist attractions. Let us open our borders to one-another!"
"We need to cross $CIVNAME1. I hope that you will sign a right of passage agreement with $CIVNAME4."
"$CIVNAME1 blocks $CIVNAME4's natural route of expansion, $PLAYER0. Let us agree to open our borders to each other. The alternative would be unfortunate for the both of us."
"Our friendship is strong, $PLAYER0. Will you do $CIVNAME4 the honor of signing a right of passage agreement with us?"
"$PLAYER0, if you will let us move freely through your country we shall do the same for you."
"$CIVNAME4 has foes beyond your borders, $PLAYER0. Let us sign a right of passage agreement so that our troop movements do not unduly disturb your population."
"We invite your fine people to visit $CIVNAME4 at any time, $PLAYER0! Will $CIVNAME1 grant us the same honor?"
"Will you sign a right of passage agreement with us?"
"If you sign this agreement with $CIVNAME4, then our peoples will be able to move freely through each other's territory, with great military and economic benefits to all. Will you sign?"
"Unfortunately our military and trade routes pass right through $CIVNAME1. I request that you sign a right of passage treaty with your good friends the $CIVADJ6."
"Will you sign a right of passage agreement with $CIVNAME4? There are enemies cowering beyond your borders who need to be taught a lesson."
"It is unfortunate that you built your country right across $CIVNAME4's military and trade routes. Sign this agreement and we shall move through peacefully."
"$PLAYER0, the $CIVADJ5 people have nothing to hide from their good friend $CIVNAME1. Let us fully open our borders to one-another!"
"$PLAYER0, shall we open our borders so that we can cooperate more closely?"
"Opening our borders will allow each of us to more easily reach our distant foes. Otherwise I suppose we shall just have to make due with the enemies we CAN reach..."
"As a gesture of friendship and goodwill let us fully open our borders to one-another!"
"Will you sign a right of passage agreement with the $CIVADJ6, $PLAYER0?"
"The $CIVADJ5 armies come and go as they please, $PLAYER0, but we'd prefer not to have to fight every inch of the way. Let us sign an open border agreement."
"The $CIVADJ6 wish to sign an open border agreement with Mighty $CIVNAME1. Do you agree?"
"It would be to both of our countries' advantage to have an open border agreement, $PLAYER0. Do you agree?"
"I believe that an open border agreement would help greatly to ease tensions between $CIVNAME4 and $CIVNAME1. Do you agree?"
"Free passage and free trade, $PLAYER0! Let us sign a right of passage agreement!"
"Both of our countries would greatly benefit from an open border arrangement. Will $CIVNAME1 do $CIVNAME4 the honor of signing such an agreement?"
"We need to pass through your territory, $PLAYER0, and doubtless you need to cross $CIVNAME4 as well. Let us do so without annoying each other any more than is necessary..."
"$PLAYER0, your jealous stares indicate you hunger to visit the splendors of our nation. Let us open our borders to each other."
"Though I am counseled against it, I think we may benefit from free travel across each others lands. Shall we agree to a free passage agreement?"
"The $CIVADJ6 can come through your territory bearing swords or gifts. The choice is yours, $PLAYER0."
"Wouldn't it be terribly romantic if our people could travel freely between our lands? I think so!"
"I have been advised that this right of passage agreement would be most beneficial for us, $PLAYER0. I see no reason why we should not act on this advice."
"The $CIVADJ5 people wish to experience the many smells of your quaint little empire. I do not know why."
"I think you will find that we are a rather gracious host, $PLAYER0. Let us open our borders to one another."
"Our objective lies beyond your borders, $PLAYER0. We ask for your permission to pass through your lands on our quest."
"We have business that requires us to travel across $CIVNAME1. I was hoping that you would agree to this right of passage with $CIVNAME4."
"I have many fond memories of the time we have spent together, $PLAYER0. Shall we allow this relationship to extend to our people and their desires via a right of passage?"
"Despite only indulging a tepid personal relationship thus far, we feel it has been beneficial one. Would you care to take the next step so that our people may interact in matters of trade and support?"
"The $CIVADJ5 people have been hounding me relentlessly regarding a right of passage. While I do not agree with them, I would not be a wise ruler if I were to ignore their request."
"The $CIVADJ5 people wish to roam freely, $PLAYER0. Borders do not suit either of us!"
"I envision a world with no borders, $PLAYER0. Do you share our dream?"
"We refuse to be confined by these invisible lines known as 'borders', $PLAYER0. I have the feeling that you share our sentiments on this."
"My friend! Please come and visit $CIVNAME4 any time! I will graciously sign a right of passage agreement to facilitate your movements!"
"$PLAYER0! Our prophets would like to establish direct contact with the $CIVADJ2 people so that they may be made aware of HE who is mighty and wise."
"Will you sign a right of passage agreement with us, $PLAYER0?"
"Your domain and rule are highly regarded by the $CIVADJ5 people, $PLAYER0. Let us open up our borders and allow our citizens to savor the fruits of our labor."
"Our locked borders are the only remaining factors which limit us from enjoying true mutual protection, $PLAYER0. Take this final step so that we may continue to ensure our nations' security."
"$PLAYER0, open your borders! This is for your own protection!"
"Hello friend! The $CIVADJ5 people are requesting access to the sights and sounds of $CIVNAME1. Shall we engage in this treaty to accommodate them?"
"Greetings $PLAYER0, if we opened our borders I believe we could enjoy much prosperity through trade. Will you consider this offer I have placed before you?"
"Although I abhor the idea, our serfs would like to 'mingle' with yours. Will you open your borders to allow this?"
"It is with pleasure, $PLAYER0, that I will allow the noble warriors of $CIVNAME1 to enter the proud lands of $CIVNAME4. In return, I only request the same honor of you."
"It has come to my mind that a free passage agreement will benefit both of our civilizations. What say you, $PLAYER0?"
"The troops of $CIVNAME4 need to cross the borders of $CIVNAME1. Agree to this pact, $PLAYER0, and I will command them to keep their weapons sheathed while on your territory."
"Noble $PLAYER0, I seek the right of passage for valorous $CIVADJ5 warriors over your lands. We, in turn, will allow $CIVNAME1 troops to pass through our sacred lands as necessary."
"$PLAYER0, by the good grace of Kumarbis, I, the great $AI3, will allow your troops the right of passage over sacred $CIVADJ5 ground, but only if you will, in turn, permit the same for $CIVADJ5 warriors. Do you agree?"
"I, the great $AI3, demand the right of passage for gallant $CIVADJ5 troops through the lands of $CIVNAME1. In turn I will ensure that our borders are opened to your $CIVADJ2 bands, but - mark my words - we will be watching them closely for foul deeds."
"The people of $CIVNAME4 would like to visit their many $CIVADJ2 friends. Will you accept this treaty to open our borders to one another?"
"$CIVNAME4 must protect her many far-flung interests. I trust that this mutual right of passage agreement will be acceptable."
"$PLAYER0, the brave troops of mighty $CIVNAME4 need to enter $CIVADJ2 territory to protect her far-flung interests. Agree to this treaty or face the consequences."
"Come, friend. Let us open our borders to each other. I hereby propose that we sign a right of passage treaty. Will you agree, $PLAYER0?"
"My people long to meet the strange and curious inhabitants of your land. Will you agree to open your borders? In exchange, we will agree to the same."
"Troops of mighty $CIVNAME4 need to traverse your territory. Agree to this Right of Passage treaty $PLAYER0, and they will do it without despoiling your land and people."
"Come, $PLAYER0, let all $CIVADJ2 enjoy the wondrous windmills, sweet fragrances and pleasurable vices of $CIVNAME4. Let us open our borders to the other."
"I, $AI3 of $CIVNAME4, humbly request that you approve this treaty giving $CIVADJ5 troops the right to traverse your territory. They will cause no harm. Naturally, your troops will be given similar passage rights through $CIVNAME4."
"$PLAYER0, I demand that $CIVADJ5 troops be allowed to pass through $CIVNAME1. Sign this treaty now, and I will consider granting $CIVADJ2 troops the same privilege in $CIVNAME4."
“The threats that lurk just outside our two empires’ borders will need to be dealt with quickly and decisively.  Were $CIVADJ5 and $CIVADJ2 troops permitted to move freely within one another’s territory, that goal would become much closer.”
“The situation around us suggests that a Right of Passage agreement could help each of us achieve our military goals.  Do you not agree, $PLAYER0?”
“$CIVADJ5 armies require the use of your territory as a staging area.”
"It is with pleasure, $PLAYER0, that I will allow the fleet-of-foot warriors of $CIVNAME1 to traverse the imperial roads of the $CIVNAME4. In return, I request the same honor of you."
"It has come to my mind that a free passage agreement will benefit both of our civilizations. What say you, $PLAYER0?"
"The troops of the $CIVNAME4 must cross the borders of $CIVNAME1. Agree to this pact, $PLAYER0, and I will command them to keep their weapons tucked away while on your grass."
"Noble $PLAYER0, I seek the right of passage through your land for my warriors.  We, in turn, will allow $CIVNAME1 troops to pass through our lands as necessary. Is this not a good deal?"
"$PLAYER0, by the good grace of jaguar, I, the wondrous $AI3, will allow your troops right of passage over sacred $CIVADJ5 ground, but only if you will, in turn, permit the same for my warriors.  Do you agree?"
"I, the most noble and mighty $AI3, demand the right of passage for my  $CIVADJ5 troops through the lands of $CIVNAME1.  In turn I will ensure that our borders are opened to your $CIVADJ2 bands, but – mark my words – we will be watching them closely for foul deeds."

#AINORIGHTOFPASSAGE
#civ 0
#power 0
#mood 0
#random 3
"Not gonna do it. Wouldn't be prudent. At this juncture."
"Our bond is not sufficient to allow trust of this magnitude. Sorry."
"We cannot, in good conscience, open our country to your wanderings... No."


; $PLAYER0 = player's name
; $CIVNAME1 = player's civ
; $CIVADJ2 = player's people (ADJ) 
; $CIVNAME3 = the AI's enemy
; $CIVNOUN4 = the AI's enemy's people (NOUN)
; $AI5 = AI's name
; $CIVNAME6 = AI's Civ
; $CIVADJ7 = AI's people (ADJ)
; $CIVADJ8 = AI's people (NOUN)
#AIMILITARYALLIANCE
#civ 1
#power 1
#mood 0
#random 1
"$PLAYER0, the Enclave is having trouble with the evil $CIVNOUN4. Let us punish them together!"
"I believe that we have a common interest: punishing the warmongering $CIVNOUN4. Join our crusade."
"Come, $PLAYER0! Fight for true American liberty against the despicable $CIVNOUN4. You may even be rewarded in the future for your faith in the Enclave."
"$PLAYER0, $CIVNAME6 is under attack from $CIVNAME3. It will not be to your benefit if they grow strong at our expense. Join us in ridding the world of this plague!"
"$PLAYER0, The world would be a happier place without $CIVNAME3. Assist us in destroying this pestilence!"
"Welcome, $PLAYER0. $CIVNAME6 seeks whatever small aid you can provide in our battle against $CIVNAME3. Will you join our alliance?"
"$PLAYER0, $CIVNAME6 has been attacked by greedy $CIVNAME3! We ask your assistance in dealing with this threat to world peace!"
"The war against $CIVNAME3 continues successfully of course, but we would not be adverse to some assistance. Will you join us?"
"Greetings, $PLAYER0. We are in the process of wiping $CIVNAME3 from the planet. Care to join us?"
"$PLAYER0, as all the world knows, the $CIVADJ2 people are champions of peace and justice! We are presently under attack by evil and corrupt $CIVNAME3. Will you assist us?"
"We are under attack from $CIVNAME3. Together we can put an end to these contemptible brigands with ease. Will you join us?"
"$CIVNAME6 requires your aid in our battle against $CIVNAME3. Surely you will not refuse?"
"Greetings, friend $PLAYER0! $CIVNAME6 is at war with Mighty $CIVNAME3. Surely you will join us in crushing this menace to world peace?"
"The war against $CIVNAME3 proceeds as planned. Mighty $CIVNAME6 requires NO assistance from ANYONE! Got that?"
"Your tiny and inexperienced army needs combat experience, $PLAYER0. What better way to get it than to assist $CIVNAME6 in destroying $CIVNAME3?"
"$PLAYER0, peaceful $CIVNAME6 is being menaced by evil $CIVNAME3. Will you not help us in our time of need?"
"Greedy and corrupt $CIVNAME3 is a menace to both of our countries, $PLAYER0. Will the $CIVADJ2 soldiers join $CIVNAME6 to defeat this scourge?"
"My advisors tell me that we need to ally with you in our war against $CIVNAME3, so that your forces can bear the brunt of the combat while we gather all of the loot. Are we agreed then?"
"A friend in need is a friend indeed, $PLAYER0! Assist us in the war against $CIVNAME3 and we will not be ungrateful!"
"Barbarian hordes from $CIVNAME3 seek to destroy us, $PLAYER0! Why not join us in defeating this menace before they reach YOUR borders?"
"We seek your assistance in our war against $CIVNAME3. Will you ally with Mighty $CIVNAME6?"
"$CIVNAME3 persists in its attacks against us, $PLAYER0! Will the $CIVADJ2 armies help us to beat back this rogue nation?"
"$CIVNAME1 would be of considerable assistance in $CIVNAME6's war against $CIVNAME3. Will you ally with us against these terrorists?"
"The world craves peace, $PLAYER0. Join the coalition against $CIVNAME3 and let us end this thing rapidly!"
"If $CIVNAME3 is allowed to destroy $CIVNAME6 unchecked, then surely YOU are the next logical target! Let us stop them now - together!"
"Your generals are eager for battle, $PLAYER0! Join $CIVNAME6 in her struggle against $CIVNAME3, and they'll get plenty of it!"
"$CIVNAME3 is proving to be a troublesome foe, $PLAYER0. Will $CIVNAME1 join in this historic struggle for world peace?"
"$CIVNAME6 is besieged, $PLAYER0, and we need your help. Surely you would not refuse us here, in our hour of need?"
"We are in the process of conquering $CIVNAME3, $PLAYER0. Will you join us in our holy quest to rid the world of this menace?"
"Your small army may be of some assistance in our battle against $CIVNAME3. Will you ally with Mighty $CIVNAME6?"
"$CIVNAME3 threatens $CIVNAME6's destruction, $PLAYER0. Do not let them succeed! Will you assist us?"
"We seek a quick end to this infernal war with $CIVNAME3. Will $CIVNAME1 join our cause?"
"$CIVNAME3 persists in making war against peaceful $CIVNAME6. I urge you to join forces with us and rid the world of this pernicious menace!"
"The world will be a happier place without $CIVNAME3! Join $CIVNAME6 in destroying this pestilence!"
"My spies tell me that $CIVNAME3 plans to attack you at any moment, $PLAYER0! You had better join forces with $CIVNAME6 quickly if you wish to survive!"
"$PLAYERNAME0, our battle against evil $CIVNAME3 continues. Help us defeat our enemies now, and we shall do the same for you later! Agreed?"
"Join us in our war against hapless $CIVNAME3, and together we will capture many warriors and joyously sacrifice them in extremely unpleasant ways!"
"Godlike $AI5 offers you an alliance against our enemy, $CIVNAME3. Will you agree?"
"It is much safer to be our ally than to be our enemy, $PLAYER0. I urge you to consider my offer very carefully."
"Evil $CIVNAME3 persists in attacking our cities, our women and children, and our cattle. Please ally with the $CIVADJ8, $PLAYER0! We MUST protect those cattle!"
"$CIVNAME3 is a blight upon the planet. Will you help us to eradicate them?"
"The $CIVADJ7 people graciously offer $CIVNAME1 an opportunity to fight by our side against our mutual enemy, $CIVNAME3."
"We are being attacked by the evil $CIVNAME3, $PLAYER0! Will you not come to our assistance?"
"The $CIVADJ8 request your assistance in our war against $CIVNAME3. Will you join us?"
"You are weak, $PLAYER0, and you need powerful friends. Join us in our battle against $CIVNAME3 and you shall gain one!"
"$PLAYER0, $CIVNAME3 persists in attacking us. Do be a good leader and help us destroy them, won't you? Thanks ever so much!"
"If you're not doing anything particularly important right now, $PLAYER0, would you be so kind as to help us destroy $CIVNAME3?"
"$PLAYER0, my generals seem to believe that your inconsequential nation could be of some vague assistance in $CIVNAME6's war against $CIVNAME3. It seems entirely unlikely to me, but I suppose I should humor them..."
"Let's join in the glory of bloodlust, $PLAYER0! Our armed forces, together, can eliminate the $CIVNOUN4 threat once and for all."
"While your assistance against the feeble $CIVNOUN4 is by no mean necessary, it could accelerate their obliteration. Join us $PLAYER0. Join us in carnage!"
"Your weapons are dry while those of the $CIVADJ7 people drip with the blood of $CIVNOUN4. Would you care to join in the splendor of our conquest?"
"$CIVNAME3 threatens to topple our carefully crafted empire! $PLAYER0, is there anything that you can do to help us?"
"$PLAYER0, please send help immediately! $CIVNAME3 hungers for war. Oh, the humanity!"
"$PLAYER0, $CIVNAME3 threatens the security of our great empire! Could you possibly send your savages to fight with their savages?"
"Wake early if you want to take another man's life or land. No battle is won while one is in bed. On your feet, $PLAYER0! $CIVNAME3 needs to be thrashed!"
"Cattle die, kinsmen die, and all are mortal! Do not sit on your hands as $CIVNAME3 attacks, $PLAYER0."
"Words of praise will never perish, and neither will a noble name, $PLAYER0. It is time for you to earn your noble name!"
"$PLAYER0, evil rears its serpentine head in the form of $CIVNAME3. Join me in the defense of our nations, and we will fend off this treat together!"
"$CIVNAME3 is a threat to both of us. The savagery of the $CIVNOUN4 people must be stopped! Will you assist us in this?"
"It is time once again for you to rattle your saber! $CIVNAME3 is arrogant and seeks our destruction. Will you stand up to this threat with us, or watch as others are overrun by $CIVNOUN4 forces?"
"No matter who succeeds or fails $PLAYER0, it is the peacemakers who will always suffer. Join me in an alliance against $CIVNAME3."
"$CIVNAME3 desperately needs to be thrashed, $PLAYER0. Would you like to have a part in this?"
"Stand up! Be a hero! $CIVNAME3 is on a rampage and must be put down like a rabid dog!"
"Lo! $CIVNAME3 dares to attack us, $PLAYER0. Let us combine our forces to ensure that their suffering is great!"
"$PLAYER0, $CIVNAME6 is having trouble with the evil $CIVNOUN4. Let us punish them together!"
"$PLAYER0! $CIVNAME6 attacks, but grieve not. You may assist us!"
"I know how to win a fight, and you know how to wring the most out of the spoils of victory, $PLAYER0. Let us unite to end the reign of $CIVNAME3 once and for all!"
"Join me in my fight against $CIVNAME3. I can no longer tolerate the foul propaganda which they spread about me and the $CIVADJ7 people."
"There is nothing to be gained or lost as a bystander, $PLAYER0. Join me in my war against $CIVNAME3, and be remembered forever as a hero!"
"We will need to ally ourselves in order to forever eradicate the threat of $CIVNOUN4 aggression. Will you join us in this endeavor?"
"While we would likely defeat the $CIVNOUN4 on our own, we figured we would be considerate and ask if you would like to get your kicks in on them as well."
"$PLAYER0! We are at war with the $CIVNOUN4! Will you aid us in this time of need?"
"It would do the world good to rid it of the pestilent $CIVNOUN4. Honor us, $PLAYER0, by accepting this alliance."
"$PLAYER0, join us in battling the wicked $CIVNOUN4. They have despoiled this world long enough with their evil ways."
"The people of $CIVNAME1 have sat on their oversize haunches while the brave troops of $CIVNAME6 have battled the evil $CIVNOUN4. Join us now in the struggle and there may yet be spoils to gain."
"I, $AI5, leader of the warrior kingdom of $CIVNAME6, seek to form an alliance with the great $CIVADJ2 people. Together, we can work to punish the corrupt $CIVNOUN4. Honor us, $PLAYER0, by joining this alliance."
"The evil $CIVNOUN4 wage war against glorious $CIVNAME6. Join us in our rightful struggle against them - and share with us the glory and spoils when we rid the world of their warmongering ways."
"CIVNAME6 seeks your aid in our rightful struggle against the accursed $CIVNOUN4. Surely you, $PLAYER0, are currently in no position to refuse this polite request?"
"Oh mighty $PLAYER0, the people of $CIVNAME3 have caused much harm to $CIVNAME6. We would be honored if $CIVNAME1 would assist us in our just struggle against the aggressive warmongers of $CIVNAME3."
"$CIVNAME6 would be honored if $CIVNAME1 formally joined her in battling $CIVNAME3, recognized throughout the civilized world as a nation of warmongers."
"$PLAYER0, it is still not too late to rally your troops and join $CIVNAME6 in her just struggle against the evil warmongers of $CIVNAME3."
"$PLAYER0, the powerful military of $CIVNAME1 has sat idly by while the brave armies of $CIVNAME6 have battled the villains of $CIVNAME3. We $CIVADJ7 are proud, but not too proud to ask for help when we need it. Will $CIVNAME1 ally with us?"
"$PLAYER0, the military of $CIVNAME1 has sat idly by while the glorious armies of $CIVNAME6 have battled the villains of $CIVNAME3. It is now time for the troops of $CIVNAME1 to stand up and fight. Don't you agree?"
"$PLAYER0, the military of $CIVNAME1 has sat on their fat behinds while the glorious armies of $CIVNAME6 have battled the villains of $CIVNAME3. Now would be a good time for the troops of $CIVNAME1 to stand up and fight side by side with $CIVNAME6. Don't you agree?"
"$PLAYER0, $CIVNAME3 threatens regional security with its warmongering ways. Already, $CIVNAME6 battles them on many fronts. With the assistance of the mighty $CIVADJ2 military they can be quickly vanquished."
"Join $CIVNAME6 in its honorable struggle to overthrow the oppressive regime in $CIVNAME3, for it threatens world peace."
"Come, $PLAYER0, gather your small forces and join ranks with $CIVNAME6 to crush evil $CIVNAME3.”
“The $CIVNOUN4 threatens the security of both our nations.  Alone, each of us could no doubt vanquish the enemy.  Together, we could annihilate him!”
“The thousand injuries of $CIVNAME3 I, $AI5, have borne as best I can, but when they ventured upon war I vowed revenge.  Will you aid me in this crusade, $PLAYER0?”
“I, $AI5, offer you an opportunity –- to show your allegiance to the civilized peoples of the world, and against those, such as the $CIVNOUN4, who would sing in the ruins of our cities. Will you act, or let glory pass you by?”
"It would do the world good to rid it of the pestilent $CIVNOUN4. Honor us, $PLAYER0, by accepting this alliance… or will my scouts clear a path to your doom?"
"$PLAYER0, join us in battling the wicked $CIVNOUN4. They have despoiled this world long enough with their evil ways, and their foul stench is making our women blanche."
"The people of $CIVNAME1 have sat on their oversize Llamas while the brave troops of  the $CIVNAME6 have battled the evil $CIVNOUN4. Join us now in the struggle and there may yet be spoils to gain."
"I, $AI5, leader of the warrior kingdom of the $CIVNAME6, seek to form an alliance with the great $CIVADJ2 people.  Together, we can work to punish the corrupt $CIVNOUN4.  Honor us, $PLAYER0, by joining this alliance and our blood bowls will overflow with life in your name."
"The evil $CIVNOUN4 wage war against the glorious $CIVNAME6.  Join us in our rightful struggle against them - and share with us the glory and spoils when we rid the world of their warmongering ways."
"CIVNAME6 seeks your aid in our rightful struggle against the accursed $CIVNOUN4.  Surely you, $PLAYER0, are currently in no position to refuse this polite request?"

; $PLAYER0 = player's name
; $CIVNAME1 = player's civ
; $CIVADJ2 = player's people (ADJ)
; $CIVNAME3 = civ the AI wants to embargo
; $AI4 = AI's name
; $CIVNAME5 = AI's Civ
; $CIVADJ6 = AI's people (ADJ)
; $CIVADJ7 = AI's people (NOUN)
#AITRADEEMBARGO
#civ 1
#power 0
#mood 1
#random 1
"$PLAYER0, the arrogance of $CIVNAME3 can be tolerated no longer. Please join me in a bid to deal their economy a deep blow."
"Americans need to stand together against the sadistic ways of brutes known as the $CIVNAME3. I ask that you join us now in this endeavor to rebuild America the right way, and not give your coin to this evil."
"John Henry Eden leads by example. Throw your hat in with America and embargo the goods of $CIVNAME3."
"Friend $PLAYER0, $CIVNAME3 is a threat to the international community. Will you join us in a trade embargo against this outlaw state?"
"$CIVNAME3 threatens $CIVNAME1's interests, as well as those of $CIVNAME5. Let us show them the economic might of our two civilizations!"
"You would do much to repair relations with $CIVNAME5 if you would agree to join us in a trade embargo against hated $CIVNAME3. What is your answer?"
"My friend, $CIVNAME5 requires the help of $CIVNAME1. $CIVNAME3 is annoying us and we wish to impose economic sanctions. Will you assist us?"
"Evil $CIVNAME3 needs to be taught a lesson. Will you join us in a trade embargo against these barbarians?"
"$CIVNAME3 needs to be taught the error of its ways. If you value peaceful relations with $CIVNAME5, $PLAYER0, you will help us in our hour of need." 
"While economic warfare is not as much fun as the other kind, it can be effective. Will you join us in a trade embargo against our enemy, $CIVNAME3?"
"$CIVNAME3 is a threat to world peace. We call upon all of $CIVNAME5's friends to join us in a trade embargo against these brigands!"
"$PLAYER0, $CIVNAME3 is as much a threat to the $CIVADJ2 people as it is to us. I ask you to join us in a trade embargo against them!"
"$PLAYER0, with $CIVNAME1's assistance we shall drive $CIVNAME3 to economic ruin! Will you join our embargo?"
"Foolish $CIVNAME3 persists in harassing the $CIVADJ6 people beyond endurance! Help us to punish these naughty miscreants and you shall have our gratitude!"
"If you wish to maintain peaceful relations with Mighty $CIVNAME5, then I insist that you join our economic embargo against evil $CIVNAME3!"
"$PLAYER0, $CIVNAME5 is withholding eggs and cheese and things from $CIVNAME3, to punish them for some transgression, the details of which I forget at the moment. Will you join our embargo against these naughty foreigners?"
"We are at economic war with $CIVNAME3, $PLAYER0. I hope that the $CIVADJ2 people will support our just cause?"
"$CIVNAME5 requests your assistance in its economic war against $CIVNAME3. Do not disappoint me, $PLAYER0."
"The friendly $CIVADJ6 people ask for your economic assistance in our struggle against the Bourgeois Imperialist Aggressor $CIVNAME3." 
"$CIVNAME5 needs your assistance, $PLAYER0: we wish to bankrupt $CIVNAME3. Will you sign a trade embargo against them?"
"The many crimes of $CIVNAME3 can no longer be tolerated! You must join our trade embargo against them!"
"$CIVNAME3 needs to be taught a stern lesson, $PLAYER0. Will you join your friend $CIVNAME5 in a trade embargo against these miscreants?"
"If you can't beat 'em, bankrupt 'em. Join our trade embargo against $CIVNAME3 and let's teach 'em a lesson their wallets won't soon forget!"
"If you trade with $CIVNAME3 you are indirectly supporting their campaign against $CIVNAME5. You must choose which side you are on, $PLAYER0."
"Trade is the lifeblood of the world, $PLAYER0! Will you use your economic might to help $CIVNAME5 defeat her deadly foe, $CIVNAME3?"
"$CIVNAME3 continues to treat us with disrespect, and they must be taught a stern lesson! Will you join our trade embargo against these misguided bullies?"
"If you are a true friend to $CIVNAME5 then you will join our trade embargo against $CIVNAME3."
"Beleaguered $CIVNAME5 seeks the assistance of her friend and ally, $CIVNAME1. Will you join the trade embargo against our enemy?"
"$CIVNAME3 continues to be a dangerous threat to world peace. Join our trade embargo and show them that you will not be bullied!"
"$CIVNAME5 seeks your assistance in our war against sinful $CIVNAME3. Will you join our trade embargo?"
"Trade helps finance $CIVNAME3's unjust campaign against $CIVNAME5, $PLAYER0. Will you not assist your friend in her hour of need and join our trade embargo?"
"If $CIVNAME3 can be punished economically, then perhaps we shall not need to punish her with weapons. Will you join our trade embargo against this menace?"
"I believe that it would be in $CIVNAME1's best interests to support $CIVNAME5's trade embargo against $CIVNAME3. I assume that you agree?"
"$AI4 greets $PLAYER0! While we do not ask for your military assistance at this time, it would help us greatly in our struggle against $CIVNAME3 if you would join our trade embargo against her."
"$CIVNAME3 remains a clear and present danger to $CIVNAME1's national security. Join our trade embargo and teach these barbarians that you cannot be bullied!"
"$PLAYER0, Surely even you can see that $CIVNAME3 is a threat to your country as much as it is to $CIVNAME5? I urge you to join our embargo - if only because it is in your best interests to do so."
"$CIVNAME3 is an evil, godless country which needs to be ground into dust and dropped in the ocean. Will you join our economic embargo against these villains?"
"We wish to economically cripple $CIVNAME3 before we destroy them, $PLAYER0. Would $CIVNAME1 care to join our efforts?"
"The gods have decided that no one shall trade with $CIVNAME3 until they have made full amends for their countless transgressions. You would not want to disappoint the gods, would you, $PLAYER0?"
"$CIVNAME3 needs to be taught a lesson, my friend $PLAYER0! Will you join the $CIVADJ7 in a trade embargo against these criminals?"
"We are in a life-or-death struggle against $CIVNAME3. Will you join our trade embargo against them?"
"We ask you not to trade with our sworn enemies, $CIVNAME3. To do so would be an insult to the $CIVADJ7."
"The $CIVADJ7 humbly ask the assistance of the generous $CIVADJ2 people in the fight against $CIVNAME3. Will you join our embargo?"
"Join our embargo against $CIVNAME3, $PLAYER0! It is the right thing to do!"
"Our struggle with $CIVNAME3 continues, and trade is a significant benefit to our enemies. It is time for $CIVNAME1 to choose: are you with us or against us?"
"$PLAYER0, that naughty country $CIVNAME3 persists in attacking $CIVNAME5's interests around the globe. Will you use your economic power to help us bring them to their senses?"
"Don't trade with $CIVNAME5's enemies, $PLAYER0. Do we have an agreement?"
"If you trade with $CIVNAME3, you will be supporting their unjust assault upon $CIVNAME5 - which would hurt us very, very deeply. We assume that you will join our trade embargo against these villains?"
"Starvation is the tool of a coward, but to not use all tools against your enemy is foolish. Come, $PLAYER0, let us choke $CIVNAME3 with our hands as well as our commerce."
"Ridiculous though they are, $CIVNAME3 needs to be sent a clear message about their place in our world. Join our embargo!"
"While the $CIVADJ7 are not sure of what impact withholding $CIVADJ2 goods will have on $CIVNAME3, they have angered us greatly. Make not their mistake and join our embargo!"
"$CIVNAME3 has been rather self-righteous for quite some time, $PLAYER0. I refuse to trade goods with them any longer."
"$CIVNAME3 has been rather unruly lately. Let's cut them off from our own goods and supplies and force them to come begging for relief."
"I need your support in this matter, $PLAYER0. $CIVNAME3 has been rather naughty, and I would like to place a trade embargo on them."
"$PLAYER0, we ask that you not trade with our sworn enemy, $CIVNAME3."
"While economic warfare is not nearly as much fun as real warfare, I have been told that it can be very effective. Will you join us in a trade embargo against our enemy, $CIVNAME3?"
"Join us in a trade embargo against pathetic $CIVNAME3. They are not deserving of your commerce."
"Our goods are far too fine to spoil on unappreciative ingrates and fools. Let us cut off the $CIVNAME3 people from our bountiful supplies and teach them a lesson. Join me in this trade embargo against $CIVNAME3."
"We once provided goods willingly to all who might shake coins in our direction, but I think it is finally time to make an example of those who have taken advantage of our good nature. Let us place a trade embargo against $CIVNAME3."
"While you may not have as many goods to trade as we do, your support in a trade embargo against $CIVNAME3 would be a crucial display of strength and support in our favor."
"If you are unable to decapitate your enemy, you must strangle him. Join me in this embargo against $CIVNAME3."
"$CIVNAME3 must not receive any more of our support, $PLAYER0. They are fools and will only squander our goods."
"Surely even you can see that $CIVNAME3 is a threat to your own nation! Cut them off now, and tip the scales back into our favor."
"$PLAYER0, with $CIVNAME1's assistance we shall drive $CIVNAME3 to economic ruin! Will you join our embargo?"
"$PLAYER0, the $CIVNAME3 will learn to fast by our hand! Join me in this trade embargo against them, and soon they will see the error of their ways."
"$CIVNAME3 is an evil, godless country which needs to be ground into dust. Will you join our economic embargo against these villains?"
"$PLAYER0. It has become clear to me that war, despite its brutality, will not teach $CIVNAME3 a harsh enough lesson. Join me in this embargo against them."
"I want $CIVNAME3 to hurt! I want their hungry, screaming, battered masses clamoring at my door for mercy! $PLAYER0, I am going to need your help with this."
"$PLAYER0! $CIVNAME3 will be made to pay for their transgressions against us! This embargo will surely cripple them."
"$CIVNAME3 has become a nuisance. Join me in this trade embargo against them and we will teach them a lesson."
"$PLAYER0, the $CIVNAME3 have crossed us one too many times. I propose that we punish them by restricting their access to our goods. Will you join me in this embargo against them?"
"I insist that you join me in this embargo against $CIVNAME3, or risk finding yourself in a similar situation."
"$PLAYER0, honor and join hands with the people of $CIVNAME5 to tighten the grip on the rats of $CIVNAME3. They have angered us and deserve not the right to live."
"Join us, $PLAYER0, in a trade embargo against $CIVNAME3, and we shall both reap the benefits."
"$CIVNAME3 has long angered the peace-loving people of $CIVNAME5. Join us in a trade embargo against them and it will do much to improve our strained relations."
"$PLAYER0, we happily extend to you an invitation to join the mighty $CIVADJ6 nation in its trade embargo against aggressive $CIVNAME3. Together, let us show those arrogant people the error of their ways."
"Although wiping $CIVNAME3 from the face of this world might be the wiser choice, for now we have decided to apply a trade embargo in the hopes that this will teach them of the error of their ways. Will you show us your support and join in this just cause?"
"$PLAYER0, if peaceful relations with mighty $CIVNAME5 are of value to $CIVNAME1, you should join us in a trade embargo against arrogant and aggressive $CIVNAME3."
"$PLAYER0, $CIVNAME5 cordially invites you to join her in an embargo to starve the warmongers of $CIVNAME3."
"$PLAYER0, $CIVNAME3 has committed many heinous crimes against mankind. If you are on the side of good you will join us in a just embargo against that outlaw state. Together we can teach them a well-deserved lesson."
"Join us in our just embargo against the outlaw state of $CIVNAME3. If you are not with us you are against us!"
"$PLAYER0, the outlaw nation of $CIVNAME3 is guilty of many heinous crimes. Come, join $CIVNAME5 in an embargo to deny their people of luxuries they have no right to enjoy."
"$PLAYER0, join with $CIVNAME5 to deny the heathens of $CIVNAME3 access to the rich resources of the world."
"$CIVNAME5 seeks to isolate and starve the outlaw nation of $CIVNAME3. Join us in this embargo or the people of $CIVNAME1 may also soon suffer such deprivation - or worse."
"$PLAYER0, listen: I have an interesting idea. Our nations should work together to deny the outlaw state of $CIVNAME3 from enjoying the riches of the land. Join us in a trade embargo."
"Trade continues to finance the gangsters of $CIVNAME3, our sworn enemy. Join us in our trade embargo against them."
"Join us in our trade embargo against the aggressor state of $CIVNAME3, $PLAYER0 - or you may soon find your own subjects denied their meager luxuries."
“The depredations of $CIVNAME3 can no longer be silently tolerated.  Until we cut their throats, $PLAYER0, we must settle for cutting their purse strings.”
“We are both reasonable rulers, $PLAYER0, and we can surely agree that if $CIVNAME3 is permitted to accumulate wealth unchecked, it can bode only ill for either of us.  Let us do what we can to slow the flow of gold into their coffers.”
“The goods that $CIVNAME3 has to trade are simultaneously too shoddy and inferior for the elevated tastes of the $CIVADJ6 people, and too good for the weak-willed and decadent citizens of $CIVNAME1 to properly appreciate.  A trade embargo therefore seems the wisest course for both of us.”
"$PLAYER0, honor and join hands with the $CIVNAME5 to tighten the grip on the rats of $CIVNAME3. They have angered us and deserve only the right to die."
"Join us, $PLAYER0, in a trade embargo against $CIVNAME3, and we shall both reap the benefits."
"$CIVNAME3 has long angered the peace-loving people of the $CIVNAME5. Join us in a trade embargo against them and it will do much to improve our strained relations."
"$PLAYER0, we happily extend to you an invitation to join the mighty $CIVADJ6 nation in its trade embargo against aggressive $CIVNAME3.  Together, let us show those arrogant people the error of their ways and will our slave pits with the fruit of their youth."
"Although wiping $CIVNAME3 from the face of this world might be the wiser choice, for now we have decided to apply a trade embargo in the hopes that this will teach them of the error of their ways; but they are a dense people, so no promises from me.  Nevertheless, will you show us your support and join in this just cause?"
"$PLAYER0, if peaceful relations with the mighty $CIVNAME5 are of value to you, join us in a trade embargo against arrogant and aggressive $CIVNAME3."

; $PLAYER0 = player's name
; $CIVNAME1 = player's civ
; $CIVADJ2 = player's people (ADJ) 
; $CIVNAME3 = AI's enemy's civilization
; $CIVADJ4 = AI's enemy's people (ADJ)
; $CIVNOUN5 = player's people (NOUN)
; $AI6 = AI's name
; $CIVNAME7 = AI's Civ
; $CIVADJ8 = AI's people (ADJ)
; $CIVADJ9 = AI's people (NOUN)
#AIALLIANCEGREETINGS
#civ 1
#power 0
#mood 0
#random 3
"The Enclave greets you, and acknowledge your friendship and support during our war with $CIVNAME3. How may we assist you this day?"
"We are grateful for your aid against the agressive $CIVNAME3. Now to business..."
"As president, I shan't forget your assistance against our common foe. When this war is over, I just might make you a chief of staff"
"Wise and beautiful $AI6 greets you! Our war with $CIVNAME3 continues."
"Ancient and powerful $CIVNAME7 welcomes you, $PLAYER0! We appreciate your help in our war against $CIVNAME3. How can I help you?"
"Ah, $PLAYER0, wise and just ruler of $CIVNAME1! I trust the war against our enemy, $CIVNAME3, goes well?"
"The $CIVADJ8 people greet you, $PLAYER0! We appreciate what small help your tiny civilization can give in our war against $CIVNAME3."
"Mighty $AI6, all-powerful ruler of $CIVNAME7, salutes you and acknowledges your assistance in the war against $CIVNAME3."
"$CIVNAME7 welcomes you, $PLAYER0! We appreciate your help in the war against our common enemy, $CIVNAME3. What do you want?"
"$CIVNAME7 welcomes you, $PLAYER0, brave leader of the $CIVADJ2 people! We gratefully acknowledge your help in our war against $CIVNAME3."
"On behalf of mighty $CIVNAME7, I, $AI6, thank you for your alliance in the war against $CIVNAME3. How can I assist you?"
"$AI6 salutes you, $PLAYER0! How can $CIVNAME7 assist you in prosecuting the war against our common foe, $CIVNAME3?"
"The Mighty $CIVADJ8 people greet you! While we certainly could win the war on our own, we appreciate your help in the war against $CIVNAME3."
"The Fierce and Valorous $CIVADJ8 people extend their hand to our ally, $CIVNAME1! How can we help you in the war to destroy our mutual foe, $CIVNAME3?"
"Ah, $PLAYER0! Together we will crush the $CIVADJ4 swine! How can $CIVNAME7 assist you?"
"Mother $CIVNAME7 greets Brave and Valorous $PLAYER0, Ruler of the $CIVNOUN5! We appreciate your help in our war against $CIVNAME3."
"$AI6 affectionately greets you, $PLAYER0! How can we assist you in the ongoing war against $CIVNAME3?"
"Welcome, mighty $PLAYER0! There is still much to be done if we are to win our war against $CIVNAME3."
"Ancient $CIVNAME7 greets you. Like wheat from a sickle, the $CIVADJ4 people will fall before our blades!"
"I, $AI6, respectfully greet our brave ally, $PLAYER0, and hope your nation prospers in the war against $CIVNAME3."
"The $CIVADJ8 people greet you! Like a mighty storm we will rain destruction on our foe, $CIVNAME3."
"Greetings from $CIVNAME7, $PLAYER0! I surely hate war, but sometimes it is necessary. How goes the fight against our common foe, $CIVNAME3?"
"How do, $PLAYER0? Could you make it quick? I'm kind of busy running the war against our enemy, $CIVNAME3."
"Welcome, $PLAYER0! We thank you for your help in our fight with $CIVNAME3. Now what can I do for you?"
"$CIVNAME7 humbly greets you, and thanks you for your help in our struggle against the hated enemy, $CIVNAME3. How can our worthless civilization be of assistance to Mighty $CIVNAME1?"
"I welcome you, $PLAYER0. We most humbly appreciate your help in the battle against $CIVNAME3."
"The $CIVADJ8 people greet you! We appreciate your help in our war against $CIVNAME3. Together we will conquer our foes and gather much treasure!"
"$CIVNAME7 salutes you! How can we be of assistance to $CIVNAME1 in our holy war against $CIVNAME3?"
"Ah, $CIVNAME7's noble ally! I am on my way to the front lines, to personally prosecute the war against $CIVNAME3. With the help of the Almighty, we surely cannot fail!"
"$CIVNAME7 welcomes our valiant ally, $PLAYER0! The war against $CIVNAME3 continues unabated. How can $CIVNAME7 be of assistance to mighty $CIVNAME1?"
"Greetings from the $CIVADJ8 people. We appreciate your aid in the war against $CIVNAME3."
"$CIVNAME7 salutes our ally, $PLAYER0! I humbly thank you for your help in the battle against $CIVNAME3. How can we help you?"
"Ah, $PLAYER0. It is good to see you. The war against our common foe, $CIVNAME3, goes well, I trust? What can I do for you?"
"Mighty $CIVNAME7 acknowledges your assistance in the struggle against $CIVNAME3, oh puissant $PLAYER0! What do you want?"
"I, Godlike $AI6, note your arrival, oh $PLAYER0! Tell me, my ally: how goes the war against hated $CIVNAME3?"
"$AI6 greets you, $PLAYER0, and thanks you for your aid in the war against the minions of $CIVNAME3. But why are you here? Should you not be on the field of battle?"
"The $CIVADJ8 people greet you! Together we will capture many $CIVADJ4 warriors and sacrifice them to our gods! Won't that be fun?" 
"$AI6 embraces our friend and ally, $PLAYER0! Together we will make the fields run red with the blood of $CIVNAME3."
"I, $AI6, Ruler of the $CIVADJ9, welcome my ally, $PLAYER0, Ruler of the inferior but still quite doughty $CIVADJ2 warriors. Let us destroy $CIVNAME3 without delay!"
"$AI6 of the $CIVADJ9 welcomes you. Let us take to the field together and crush our common foe, $CIVNAME3."
"Ah, $PLAYER0! $CIVNAME3 still pollutes the world with its foul existence. We must destroy them, and soon!"
"The $CIVADJ8 people welcome their friend and ally, $CIVNAME1. How can we help you in the war against our common enemy, $CIVNAME3?"
"The $CIVADJ8 people greet you, brave $PLAYER0! We thank you for your help in the war against $CIVNAME3. How can we help you?"
"The heavens smile upon our war against fearsome $CIVNAME3, oh mighty $PLAYER0! Let us smoke the pipe of peace and discuss our future battles."
"$CIVNAME3 grows more insolent each day, mighty ally $PLAYER0! But together we shall teach them proper humility and respect for true warriors!"
"Greetings, $PLAYER0. I hope you prosper in the war against that tiresome villain, $CIVNAME3? How can $CIVNAME7 be of service?" 
"Hail, $PLAYER0! We welcome your continuing assistance in the war with $CIVNAME3."
"The $CIVADJ8 people greet you and acknowledge your help in the war against $CIVNAME3. Can we be of any help?"
"Ah, our allies against the vile $CIVNAME3 come to call. Tell us of your victories! Share with us your carnage!"
"Joining the $CIVADJ2 war of extermination against $CIVNAME3 causes us great pleasure. What can $AI6 do for you, brother warrior?"
"Time is short, $PLAYER0.You assistance has allowed us to pin $CIVNAME3 between our warriors and the afterlife. You desire what?"
"Greetings, $PLAYER0. Have you had much luck in taking care of our little $CIVADJ4 problem yet?"
"Hello, $PLAYER0. Is there something more that we can contribute in our war against $CIVNAME3?"
"$AI6 salutes you, $PLAYER0! I trust that you are inflicting as much pain on the $CIVADJ4 people as possible?"
"Hail, $PLAYER0! Your efforts in the war against $CIVNAME3 are greatly appreciated. What can I do for you?"
"Your added might will surely make this war against $CIVNAME3 end quickly, $PLAYER0. What brings you here?"
"Victory is close at hand thanks to your help, $PLAYER0! Is there something you need?"
"Greetings, $PLAYER0. I trust that your family is in good health despite this nasty little business with $CIVNAME3?"
"What is it that I can do for you my brother in arms? You need something to aid your people in this war against the $CIVNAME3 perhaps?"
"How does our fight against $CIVNAME3 fare, $PLAYER0? Is there something that I can do for you?"
"What ails you, $PLAYER0? Do you need some assistance with our common foe, $CIVNAME3?"
"How do you fare in our war against $CIVNAME3, $PLAYER0?"
"Greetings! Soon we will have crushed $CIVNAME3 into nothing more than a memory, $PLAYER0."
"Greetings $PLAYER0! May painful doom fall upon our enemies. Is there something that I can do for you?"
"May doom be wrought unto our common enemies, $PLAYER0! Is there something that I may be able to provide to you to assist your efforts?"
"Soon this war with will be over, and we will be victorious, $PLAYER0! What is it that you need?"
"Hail, $PLAYER0! Are you here to discuss details regarding our war with $CIVNAME3?"
"Hail, $PLAYER0! Are the $CIVADJ4 people mewing like kittens at our doorstep yet?"
"Well met, $PLAYER0! We will break $CIVNAME3 over our knee! What can I do for you today?"
"Ah, yes, welcome my most courteous and dutiful friend! What can I do to aid you in our war against $CIVNAME3."
"What can I do for you my able friend? With your assistance, $CIVNAME3 aggressions will be a thing of the past."
"$PLAYER0, you travel from afar, united against the tyranny of $CIVNAME3. We will prevail. What can I do for you my friend?"
"Welcome, $PLAYER0, brother in arms against the wretched $CIVADJ4 people. Share tales of your glorious victories with us and then, perhaps, I might honor a humble request."
"Come, sit down in the parlor of $AI6, and let us share in stories of our gallant crusade against the vile dogs of $CIVNAME3."
"Ah, $PLAYER0, noble $AI6 of $CIVNAME7 greets you. Our campaign against $CIVNAME3 continues. Perhaps if the troops of $CIVNAME1 were more plentiful it would be over. Now, just what is it you want?"
"Greetings, $PLAYER0! Is there some way that the mighty $CIVADJ8 nation can assist you in our common struggle against the evil $CIVADJ4 people?"
"Ah, $PLAYER0, my brother and close ally. In what way can the $CIVADJ8 people assist the $CIVADJ2 people in our common struggle against the outlaw peoples of $CIVNAME3?"
"$PLAYER0, so good to see you again! We appreciate your assistance in our rightful struggle against evil $CIVNAME3. Tell me, in what way may I be of assistance?"
"It is an honor to see you again, $PLAYER0. To what do I owe this pleasure?"
"Greetings $PLAYER0. Our coalition to destroy the warmongers of $CIVNAME3 is still strong, I trust. What can the great people of $CIVNAME7 do for you today?"
"Ah, $PLAYER0, a pleasure to see you again! Our common cause against the aggressive warmongers of $CIVNAME3 is just and good. Have you come to inform me of another great $CIVADJ2 victory?"
"$CIVNAME7 cordially extends its greetings to you, $PLAYER0. Our glorious campaign against treacherous $CIVNAME3 continues unabated. What brings you here today?"
"My dear friend, $PLAYER0. Good to see you again. From all reports, our war against the hated rogues of $CIVNAME3 goes well. But why are you here, and not in the field directing your victorious armies?"
"It is good that the valorous troops of $CIVNAME1 and $CIVNAME7 fight shoulder to shoulder against evil $CIVNAME3. By all reports, things are going well. Is there some assistance you now require, $PLAYER0?" 
"Hail noble $PLAYER0, leader of the mighty nation of $CIVNAME1. How can I be of assistance?”
"Ah, $PLAYER0. Wonderful to see you again! Come, let us stroll through my gardens and discuss plans for our next campaign against loathsome $CIVNAME3, our common enemy.”
"Ah, $PLAYER0, my brave ally and noble leader of $CIVNAME1. Tell me the name of the next $CIVADJ4 city that the just hand of wrath should visit.”
“How goes the war against $CIVNAME3, $PLAYER0?”
“It is good that you have come to talk with me, $PLAYER0.  Until the demise of our mutual enemy, $CIVNAME3, we will have much to discuss.”
“Stamping out the armies of $CIVNAME3 is much like rooting out cockroaches from the kitchen, but together we will manage it.”
"Welcome, $PLAYER0, brother in arms against the wretched $CIVADJ4 people. Share tales of your glorious victories with us and then, perhaps, I might honor a humble request. But make it a good tale, lest my mind grows weary of it, and then, pray that the earth does not shake in my wake."
"Come, sit down in my tambo, and let us share in stories of our gallant adventures against the vile dogs of $CIVNAME3."
"Ah, $PLAYER0, Earth Shaker $AI6 of the $CIVNAME7 greets you. Our campaign against $CIVNAME3 continues. Perhaps if the troops of $CIVNAME1 were more plentiful it would be over. Now, just what is it you want? And make it snappy; the wind blows cold across the Andes and the warm hearth of my tambo calls."
"Greetings, $PLAYER0!  Is there some way that the mighty $CIVADJ8 nation can assist you in our common struggle against the evil $CIVADJ4 people?"
"Ah, $PLAYER0, my brother and close ally.  In what way can the $CIVADJ8 people assist the $CIVADJ2 people in our common struggle against the outlaw peoples of $CIVNAME3?"
"$PLAYER0, so good to see you again!  We appreciate your assistance in our rightful struggle against evil $CIVNAME3.  Tell me, in what way may I be of assistance?"

; $PLAYER0 = player's name
; $CIVNAME1 = player's civ
; $CIVADJ2 = player's people (ADJ)
; $AI3 = AI's name
; $CIVNAME4 = AI's Civ
; $CIVADJ5 = AI's people (ADJ)
; $CIVADJ6 = AI's people (NOUN)
#AIPEACEGREETINGS
#civ 1
#power 0
#mood 0
#random 3
"Ah, $PLAYER0. Your friend John Henry Eden greets you. Do sit down and enjoy some purified water on us."
"The mighty Enclave salutes you! Will you deal with us and strengthen our friendship?"
"Splendid, I was hoping we could chat, $PLAYER0. How goes your settlements? Is there some mutually benefitial trade you wish to discuss?"
"The $CIVADJ5 people greet you. Shall we trade together? Both of our countries will benefit..." 
"Ancient $CIVNAME4 greets $CIVNAME1! Would you care to trade with us?"
"$AI3 greets you, friend $PLAYER0! What can I do for you?"
"The Mighty $CIVADJ5 people greet you! What do you want from us?"
"$CIVNAME4 greets the $CIVADJ2 people. Will you strengthen your nation by trading with us?"
"Ah, $PLAYER0. What can $CIVNAME4 do for you?"
"We acknowledge our friend, $PLAYER0. Do you wish to trade with wealthy $CIVNAME4?"
"Greetings, $PLAYER0, Ruler of barbarian $CIVNAME1. What is it that you desire of $CIVNAME4?"
"The people of $CIVNAME4 greet you! Why have you come here?"
"$AI3 salutes you. Do you wish to trade with the industrious $CIVADJ5 people?"
"Industrious and Rich $CIVNAME4 greets the $CIVADJ2 people. Let us strengthen your backward civilization by making a trade."
"Greetings, $PLAYER0. I'm rather busy now ensuring the world dominance of $CIVNAME4; please make your visit brief."
"Mother $CIVNAME4 welcomes you, $PLAYER0. Are you here only to admire my great beauty, or is there some other purpose to your visit?"
"$AI3 of $CIVNAME4 greets you! Will you trade with us and make both of our countries wealthy and strong?"
"The sturdy people of $CIVNAME4 welcome you! To what do we owe the honor of your visit?"
"$PLAYER0, trade is the life-blood of the world. Does your backward civilization wish to trade with mighty $CIVNAME4?"
"$CIVNAME4 greets you! Will you trade with us and strengthen our friendship?"
"$AI3 greets the wise and generous $PLAYER0. Let us speak of many things."
"The business of $CIVNAME4 is business, $PLAYER0. Let's do business together and make everybody rich."
"$CIVNAME4 greets the mighty $CIVADJ2 people. What can we do for you?"
"The $CIVADJ5 people welcome you, $PLAYER0. Sit down and set a while. How are things going in $CIVNAME1?"
"$CIVNAME4 welcomes you! What can our poor and humble civilization do for mighty $CIVNAME1?"
"Unworthy $CIVNAME4 greets you, $PLAYER0. Why are you here?"
"The people of $CIVNAME4 greet you! Shall we trade together and bring joy and happiness to our people?"
"The Glorious $CIVADJ5 people salute you, $PLAYER0! Why do you grace us with your presence?"
"Holy $CIVNAME4 welcomes you! Shall we trade together?"
"The people of Mighty $CIVNAME4 greet you! Would you like to make a deal?"
"The $CIVADJ5 people greet you, $PLAYER0! Shall we trade together in peace and friendship?"
"$CIVNAME4 greets you! Will you deal with us and strengthen our friendship?"
"The peaceful people of $CIVNAME4 welcome you, $PLAYER0. Would you like a nice vegetarian curry?"
"Great $CIVNAME4, envy of the world, welcomes $PLAYER0, Ruler of the barbarian people of $CIVNAME1."
"Welcome, $PLAYER0. What can Mighty $CIVNAME4 do for your backward civilization?"
"$CIVNAME4 greets you! Shall we trade together so that both of our civilizations flourish and thrive?"
"The $CIVADJ6 salute you! Shall we trade together, or would you prefer to go to war and do battle until one of us is wiped off the face of the planet?"
"The Warlike $CIVADJ6 greet you! Why are you here?"
"The God-King $AI3 welcomes you! Would you trade with us?"
"Ah, $PLAYER0. Why do you visit $AI3, Ruler of the Mighty $CIVADJ5 people?"
"Trade with us, $PLAYER0, so that we can grow rich and powerful!"
"The $CIVADJ5 warrior people welcome the Ruler of mighty $CIVNAME1."
"The peaceful $CIVADJ5 people greet you! Let us trade together."
"Welcome, $PLAYER0. Let us smoke the pipe of peace and friendship and discuss trading opportunities between our people."
"$AI3, of the Mighty $CIVADJ6, greets you. Why are you here?"
"Hail, $PLAYER0; $CIVNAME4 greets you! Let us do business together."
"$CIVNAME4 welcomes you! Trade will strengthen both of our people; will you deal with us?"
"$PLAYER0: I am late for my milk bath, so kindly be brief. Why are you here?"
"$PLAYER0, your visit comes at an agreeable time. What is it you desire from the $CIVADJ5 people?"
"I am glad to see you $PLAYER0. I continue to hear of your daring adventures across the globe. What can $AI3 do for you?"
"Were I not such a magnanimous leader, you would have been turned away. Instead, you gain an audience. What do you wish to discuss?"
"Greetings, $PLAYER0. Have you requested an audience of me for some specific business?"
"What brings you here, $PLAYER0? A trade proposal perhaps?"
"You have my attention, $PLAYER0. I am listening."
"Hail! What can I do for you today?"
"The people of $CIVADJ5 greet you with open arms, $PLAYER0."
"Welcome, $PLAYER0! What is it you need?"
"$PLAYER0. We attribute this time of peace to you, my wise friend. Do you seek something in particular, a trade of luxuries perhaps?"
"Peace be with you, my friend. The $CIVADJ5 people value your companionship. Would you like to conduct some business?"
"Greetings, $PLAYER0. I, $AI3, have always enjoyed your little visits. Is this trip for business, or pleasure?"
"I have been told that this has been a prosperous time for our people, $PLAYER0. I thank you."
"Hail, $PLAYER0! Friend of the $CIVADJ5 people!"
"May the rain fall softly upon your fields, $PLAYER0. What can I do for you?"
"Peace be unto you, $PLAYER0. Shall we barter our goods?"
"Lo! A believer approaches! What do you need, $PLAYER0?"
"I am merely a humble messenger, $PLAYER0. Is there something that I can do to console you?"
"Hail, $PLAYER0. You have nothing to fear from me...we are at peace."
"What say you, $PLAYER0? Is there a war somewhere that I have not been made aware of?"
"Fight the system, $PLAYER0! There is nothing to be gained while stagnating in the status quo!"
"I am honored and delighted by your presence. What is it that brings you here today?"
"I trust that I, $AI3, of the $CIVNAME4, can find something suitable to exchange with you in this time of peace? Let us get down to business."
"I am humbled by your presence $PLAYER0. What can I do for you today?"
"Noble $PLAYER0, so good to see you! What do the people of $CIVNAME1 desire from the people of $CIVADJ4?"
"Greetings $PLAYER0. It is a good thing that our alliance is so strong. What is it that you desire from the people of $CIVADJ4?"
"It is always good to greet a friend and ally. What is it that troubles you, $PLAYER0?"
"$PLAYER0, once again it is good to see you. For what purpose do you wish to converse?"
"Greetings $PLAYER0. What do you desire from the people of $CIVNAME4? One word of advice: if it is an offer you wish to make, I pray that you will not be as selfish as the last to entreat with me."
"Is there something that is troubling you, $PLAYER0? I hope that this will not be a waste of my precious time."
"It is good to see you again, $PLAYER0. What can be done to strengthen our friendship?"
"The great people of $CIVNAME4 welcome you, $PLAYER0. Is there some way that we can make our friendship stronger?"
"$CIVNAME4 greets you, $PLAYER0! Shall we strengthen our bond through trade?"
"Come, $PLAYER0, and sip some fine wine from the vineyards of $CIVNAME4, and fresh fish from her waters - and then kindly tell me how I, $AI3, can be of assistance to you."
"The devout and adventurous people of $CIVNAME4 greet you, $PLAYER0. Have you come to barter knowledge or goods?"
"It is always a good day when I see your face, $PLAYER0. Tell me, please, what is the purpose of your visit?"
"$PLAYER0, have you come here to pilfer from my tulip garden again, or do you actually have business you wish to discuss?"
"Greetings $PLAYER0, for what reason do I enjoy the honor of your company?"
"$CIVNAME4 extends her greetings. Have you come to strike a square deal? If so, then I promise not to sell you any more of those worn out wooden shoes."
“Hail, $PLAYER0, $AI3 of the $CIVADJ6 greets you.”
“It is good to speak with another civilized ruler, $PLAYER0.  What can I, $AI3 of the $CIVADJ6, do for you?”
“We may be surrounded by raging barbarians, but as long as civilizations such as $CIVNAME1 and $CIVNAME4 remain, order may yet prevail over chaos.  How can we help one another today?”
"Noble $PLAYER0, so good to see you! What do the people of  $CIVNAME1 desire from the people of the $CIVADJ4?"
"Greetings $PLAYER0. It is a good thing that our alliance is so strong. What is it that you desire from the people of the $CIVADJ4?"
"It is always good to greet a friend and ally. What is it that troubles you, $PLAYER0? Perhaps the Earth Shaker can help."
"$PLAYER0, it is always good to see your light fall upon my temple.  What shall we talk about today, my brother?"
"Greetings $PLAYER0.  What do you desire me?” 
"Is there something that is troubling you, $PLAYER0?  I hope that this will not be a waste of my precious time. The jaguar calls to me from the jungle and I must be off."

; $PLAYER0 = player's name
; $CIVNAME1 = player's civ
; $CIVADJ2 = player's people (ADJ)
; $CIVNOUN3 = player's people (NOUN)
; $AI4 = AI's name
; $CIVNAME5 = AI's Civ
; $CIVADJ6 = AI's people (ADJ)
; $CIVADJ7 = AI's people (NOUN)
#AIWARGREETINGS
#civ 1
#power 1
#mood 0
#random 3
"John Henry Eden does not advocate violence - except as a means of peace, $PLAYER0. We would be wise to create that peace today."
"In the name of all Americans, I ask that you seek peace in our discussions today."
"Neither of our people deserve this torment, $PLAYER0. We should end this war as soon as possible."
"Welcome, $PLAYER0. I trust my soldiers are keeping you on your toes? Let us find peace so that they may focus their attention elsewhere."
"We may be evenly matched for now, $PLAYER0, but rest assured Enclave scientists are researching new and greater weapons. Ask yourself if you truly wish to fight these weapons tomorrow."
"Good day. Let's get straight to business and discuss what you desire to, $PLAYER0"
"It is amusing to see you here, $PLAYER0. Do you to plead for mercy this day?"
"I can personally attest to the ferocity of our latest breed of Deathclaws. You should surrender while you still have the chance."
"What is it, $PLAYER0? I can ill afford to waste processing cycles on the likes of you."
"Ancient and wise $CIVNAME5 grants you an audience, $PLAYER0. Do you seek peace, or do you wish this foolish war to continue?"
"You are ruthless and bloody, $PLAYER0. What do you want with me?"
"Welcome, $PLAYER0. Come, let us sit together and end this bloody war."
"$CIVNAME5 does not usually converse with enemies. Be quick!"
"Welcome, $PLAYER0. Come, let us sit together and end this bloody war."
"$CIVNAME5 does not fear war, $PLAYER0, but we prefer peace. Make a reasonable proposal and we can end this conflict now."
"Are you here to surrender? If not, I do not see what we have to speak about."
"$CIVNAME5 does not usually converse with enemies. Be quick!"
"$CIVNAME5 is mighty, $PLAYER0. Have you finally recognized the futility of resistance?"
"Mighty $AI4, greatest warrior of the age, grants you an audience, $PLAYER0. What do you want to discuss?"
"Welcome, $PLAYER0. The longer this war continues, the more $CIVADJ2 citizens will die. Make me a reasonable offer and let us end this now."
"Why are you here, my foe?"
"You are beaten, $PLAYER0, admit it. Give us what we want and end the destruction of your people."
"Mighty $AI4, Ruler of the warlike $CIVADJ6 people, greets his enemy, $PLAYER0."
"Why are you here, my foe?"
"Greetings, my enemy $PLAYER0! Why are you here? Too cowardly to meet me on the field of battle?"
"You are beaten, $PLAYER0, admit it. Give us what we want and save your people from annihilation."
"The war goes badly for you, $PLAYER0. Admit defeat and give us what we want."
"$AI4 agrees to give audience to his foe, $PLAYER0. What do you want?"
"Welcome, $PLAYER0. Let us discuss an honorable end to this bloody conflict."
"$CIVNAME5 remains a dangerous enemy, $PLAYER0. You would be wise not to underestimate us. Why are you here?"
"$CIVNAME5 is a dangerous enemy, $PLAYER0. You would be wise not to underestimate us. Why are you here?"
"Greetings. This war is liable to bankrupt both of our nations. Let us craft a sensible peace treaty and end the fighting."
"Greetings, $PLAYER0. Know that mighty $CIVNAME5 will continue this struggle until we emerge victorious!"
"Mighty $CIVNAME5 greets its foe, foolish $PLAYER0!"
"What do you want, $PLAYER0? It is unseemly for sworn enemies to meet like this."
"Mere words are unlikely to avert your doom, $PLAYER0!"
"I do not wish to speak with you, $PLAYER0. Say what you have to say and then be gone!"
"Well? $CIVNAME5 may be down, but she will return, and stronger than ever! Say what you have to say and be gone."
"Peace with honor. That's all that $CIVNAME5 is looking for. Will you make an offer?"
"Mighty $CIVNAME5 greets the Ruler of its worthy foe, $CIVNAME1."
"Well? Must I remind you that we are at war? Do not waste my time unless you have something important to say."
"Yes? I want to hear nothing from you except your abject surrender."
"Yes? I want to hear nothing from you except your abject surrender."
"You wish to speak with me, $CIVADJ2 swine! Pah! Be quick!"
"Has $CIVNAME1 come here to beg for mercy?"
"Welcome, $PLAYER0. Why have you come? Do you wish to find a way to end this war?"
"Beautiful $AI4 of $CIVNAME5 greets you, valiant and merciful $PLAYER0. Can we together find a way out of this bloody conflict?"
"$CIVNAME5 greets you, Ruler of bloodthirsty $CIVNAME1." 
"Why do you wish to speak with me, $PLAYER0? Our people are at war. And you are losing, I'm told."
"Ah, $PLAYER0 - we are at war, aren't we? Shouldn't you be off somewhere doing something military?"
"$CIVNAME5 greets you, Ruler of foolish $CIVNAME1."
"Why do you wish to speak with me, $PLAYER0? Our people are at war. And you are losing, I'm told."
"$CIVNAME5 greets you, Ruler of doomed $CIVNAME1."
"What do you want? Make your plea for mercy and then go away."
"Greetings, wise $PLAYER0! War destroys; it does not create. Let us settle this unfortunate conflict now."
"Greetings. While you may have us at a temporary disadvantage, we are far from defeated. Let us reason together."
"$CIVNAME5 greets you. Are you here to talk terms of peace?"
"$CIVNAME5 greets you. Are you here to talk terms of peace?"
"Greetings, $PLAYER0. Our mighty armies drive your pathetic forces before them, like old women sweeping bugs from the kitchen. Why are you here?"
"Despair, foolish $PLAYER0! $CIVNAME5's warriors will crush you!"
"Be quick, $PLAYER0. I am off to lead my numberless armies against your doomed civilization."
"$CIVNAME5 greets you, evil $PLAYER0. Soon my armies will fall upon your helpless cities, like a ton of bricks descending upon a surprised duck."
"$CIVNAME5 greets you. Are you here to talk terms of peace?"
"Good day, $PLAYER0. Do you wish to talk peace terms? I would be happy to find an honorable way to end this bloody struggle."
"War is hard, $PLAYER0. Come on: let's talk our way to peace!"
"Greetings, $PLAYER0. Let's stop pounding each other like two bulls in a water closet."
"Good day, $PLAYER0. Do you wish to talk peace terms? I would be happy to find an honorable way to end this bloody struggle."
"Hello, $PLAYER0. Like my old daddy used to say, 'Fighting never made anybody rich except the morticians.' Let's sit down and thrash this thing out."
"You're tangling with the wrong people, $PLAYER0, and you're going to regret it."
"Good day, $PLAYER0. Do you wish to talk peace terms? I would be happy to find an honorable way to end this bloody struggle."
"$CIVNAME5 greets you. The only peace terms we will accept are unconditional surrender."
"You look like you were in a hatchet fight, and everybody had a hatchet except you."
"It's a beautiful day, $PLAYER0, far too beautiful to ruin with death and destruction. Can't we end this ugly war?"
"The struggle continues, with no end in sight. Come: make an honorable offer, and let us have peace."
"$CIVNAME5 greets you, leader of our enemy, $CIVNAME1. Why do you seek audience with me?"
"Ah, $PLAYER0. I was expecting you. Shall we discuss the terms of your surrender?"
"Welcome, $PLAYER0. My valiant warriors triumph over your puny forces in every battle. Do you seek peace with Mighty $CIVNAME5?"
"$CIVNAME5 greets you, leader of hated $CIVNAME1. Why do you seek audience with me?"
"Yes? Be quick - I'm quite busy wiping your pathetic civilization off the face of the planet."
"Ah, $PLAYER0. I was expecting you. Shall we discuss the terms of your surrender?"
"All your base are belong to us!"
"I am glad that you have come, $PLAYER0. Come, let us work together to end this bloody conflict!"
"$PLAYER0, welcome. Do you desire to end the war with $CIVNAME5?"
"Greetings. We are at war: what do you have to say to me?"
"I do not wish to speak with you, $PLAYER0. Say what you have to say and then be gone!"
"$PLAYER0, have you yet learned the futility of your unjust war against $CIVNAME5?"
"We are at war, $PLAYER0. What do you want?"
"$CIVNAME5 greets you! You are beaten, but we can be merciful. Please state your terms for surrender."
"I, $AI4, leader of $CIVNAME5, welcome my enemy, $PLAYER0. Do you wish to discuss terms of peace?"
"Our troops triumph on the field of battle, $PLAYER0. Will you surrender before you are stricken from the earth?"
"$CIVNAME5 greets you. We are both reasonable people: can we not together come up with a way to end this bloody conflict?"
"Greetings. Why do you seek an audience with me?"
"Welcome, $PLAYER0. I grieve at the death and suffering of both our peoples. Do you offer reasonable terms upon which to end this war?"
"$CIVNAME5 greets you. We are both reasonable people: can we not together come up with a way to end this bloody conflict?"
"Welcome, $PLAYER0. I grieve at the death and suffering of both our peoples. Will you offer reasonable terms upon which to end this war?"
"You are an untrustworthy leader, $PLAYER0, and you have caused $CIVNAME5 much grief. Why do you come before me?"
"Peaceful $CIVNAME5 greets our foe, $PLAYER0, Ruler of $CIVNAME1. Do you wish to discuss the terms of your surrender?"
"$CIVNAME5 greets you. We are both reasonable people: can we not together come up with a way to end this bloody conflict?"
"Welcome, my enemy. What do you want of Victorious $CIVNAME5?"
"Do not underestimate the power of $CIVNAME5, warlike $PLAYER0. We will continue to battle until we achieve a reasonable peace."
"Greetings, $PLAYER0. Do you come to discuss terms for a peace treaty?"
"Welcome, $PLAYER0. Will you discuss terms for ending this conflict?"
"You have great courage coming before me like this, $PLAYER0, while our people are at war. What do you want to discuss?"
"I have little time for foolish chatter. May I remind you that we are at war?"
"Welcome, $PLAYER0. Will you discuss terms for ending this conflict?"
"You have great courage coming before me like this, $PLAYER0, while our people are at war. What do you want to discuss?"
"So, have you come crawling to $CIVNAME5 to beg for mercy?"
"You dare to come before me, $AI4? Speak quickly and well, for I have little patience with your honeyed words."
"Greetings, $PLAYER0. The gods tell me that this is a propitious time to make peace. Will you make us an offer?"
"$PLAYER0, why do you seek an audience with the $CIVADJ7?"
"Our gods demand an end to this foolish conflict, $PLAYER0. Let us work together."
"Greetings, $PLAYER0. The gods are well satisfied with the number of your warriors I sacrifice on their altars! I trust that your gods are equally pleased with your sacrifice of my warriors?"
"Ah, $PLAYER0, welcome! Our war hangs in the balance. Why do you come before me?"
"I, godlike $AI4, greet my hated foe, $PLAYER0. Why are you here?"
"The ever-victorious $CIVADJ7 greet you. Are you here to surrender?"
"Welcome, $PLAYER0! We have sacrificed many of your warriors on our altars. Want to come watch?"
"I, godlike $AI4, greet my hated foe, $PLAYER0. Why are you here?"
"Mighty $AI4 of the warlike $CIVADJ7 greets you. Why are you here?"
"Why have you come before me, $PLAYER0? Do you seek an end to this pointless war?"
"Welcome, mighty $PLAYER0. Come, let us reason together and find an end to this sorrowful war."
"Mighty $AI4 of the warlike $CIVADJ7 greets you. Why are you here?"
"Welcome, evil $PLAYER0! Know you that the mighty $CIVADJ7 will defend their people and their honor to the end!"
"Greetings, $PLAYER0. Do you offer an honorable end to this bloody struggle?"
"Mighty $AI4 of the warlike $CIVADJ7 greets you. Why are you here?"
"The $CIVADJ7 are at war with your pathetic civilization. What could we possibly have to speak about?"
"We will crush your evil, smelly civilization! But I am willing to entertain your pathetic pleas for mercy. Speak on."
"Greetings, $PLAYER0, leader of the warlike $CIVNAME1 people. Shall we reason together and bring to an end this bloody war?"
"Welcome, $PLAYER0. This war stains the land with horror. Can we not end it with honor?"
"You are an honorable foe, $PLAYER0. Do you wish to discuss terms of peace?"
"You are an honorable foe, $PLAYER0. Do you wish to discuss terms of peace?"
"The $CIVADJ6 people welcome their sworn enemy $PLAYER0, Ruler of the treacherous $CIVADJ2 people. Why do you come before us?" 
"I do not wish to speak with you, $PLAYER0. Say what you have to say and then be gone!"
"You are an honorable foe, $PLAYER0. Do you wish to discuss terms of peace?"
"The $CIVADJ7 greet you. Do you wish to surrender now?"
"Surrender now, $PLAYER0, before we wipe your miserable people from the face of the planet!"
"Welcome, $PLAYER0. Do you wish to discuss terms of peace?"
"We are honored that you have chosen to grace us with your presence, $PLAYER0. Shall we discuss how to bring an end to this tiresome war?"
"May I remind you that we are at war, $PLAYER0? Why have you come before us?"
"Greetings, $PLAYER0. Shall we discuss the terms of your surrender?"
"I, $AI4, Most Beloved Ruler of the etcetera, etcetera, grant your tiresome request for an audience. Well?"
"You wish to speak to me? Well, go ahead."
"I, $AI4, Most Beloved Ruler of the etcetera, etcetera, grant your tiresome request for an audience. Well?"
"You are a horrible person, $PLAYER0, and we are at war. Why have you come here?"
"$CIVNAME5 will crush you, you know. Don't you think you should surrender before your people lose everything?"
"$PLAYER0, my future slave. Enjoying your last days of freedom?"
"$PLAYER0, I've truly enjoyed leveling your culture. Have you come to beg for mercy?"
"Well, my spies have reported your assassination prematurely it seems. Speak before I fulfill that prophecy myself!"
"You unwisely have contested the $CIVADJ6 people. Tell me you have learned your lesson."
"It seems your nation teeters on the brink of oblivion. Have you come to beg for $AI4 forgiveness?"
"Your blood decorates our weapons. Speak quickly or it shall decorate my palace." 
"I should kill you where you stand, but I am counseled against it. It's your lucky day."
"You dare come into the presence of $AI4? You're either very stupid or very brave." 
"Say what you've come to say, $PLAYER0. Then run. Run for your life."
"What is it you wish to discuss, $PLAYER0?"
"I will entertain pleas for mercy at this time, $PLAYER0. Proceed."
"Why are you here, $PLAYER0? Do you seek peace?"
"Why have you contacted me, $PLAYER0?"
"Do not waste the time of me or my court, $PLAYER0. Speak up or be gone with you!"
"We have already composed the terms of your surrender, $PLAYER0. All you need to do is request them."
"What is that horrid odor? Ah, I see, we have a visitor. Are you here regarding our little squabble?"
"Ah, there you are $PLAYER0! Your smell precedes you. Are you here to surrender?"
"The mere sight of you offends me, $PLAYER0. I do hope you have something important to say."
"Ah, my foe! Have you come here to discuss peace?"
"Lo! Do I see my enemy before me? Surely there must be something important to discuss?"
"Do you tire of our conflict, $PLAYER0? Have you come to discuss peace?"
"Why are you here, $PLAYER0? Be quick!"
"Do you wish for this war to end? Why have you contacted me?"
"Have you come here to make a peace offering, $PLAYER0?"
"Why are you here, $PLAYER0? We are at war!"
"Do you fear death, $PLAYER0? Is that why you are here?"
"You wish to surrender, $PLAYER0?"
"Greetings, $PLAYER0. $CIVNAME5 is mighty, but she prefers peace to war. Let us end this bloody struggle."
"Welcome, $PLAYER0. Come, let us end this pointless conflict."
"$PLAYER0, what do you want to discuss with me?"
"$CIVNAME1's doom is assured, $PLAYER0, but it amuses me to listen to your pleas for mercy. You may begin."
"Why are you here, $PLAYER0? Our people are at war."
"The $CIVADJ2 people are the sworn enemies of $CIVNAME5. Why do you seek audience with me?"
"$CIVNAME5 greets you, our sworn enemy!"
"$CIVNAME1's doom is assured, $PLAYER0, but it amuses me to listen to your pleas for mercy. You may begin."
"We acknowledge your request to meet. Now be quick, we have $CIVNOUN3 to kill!"
"I have enjoyed our combat immensely, $PLAYER0. Do you tire of it? Is that why you are here?"
"Why are you here, $PLAYER0? Do you wish to surrender?"
"You have been an admirable foe, $PLAYER0. One who has been worthy of our best efforts. Do you seek peace with us?"
"Save yourself the embarrassment of a humiliating and thorough defeat, $PLAYER0. Yield now."
"I will grant you an audience, $PLAYER0. Make it quick."
"You are beaten, $PLAYER0. Admit defeat so that we may end this war."
"I should have you killed for your boldness, $PLAYER0, but I am a reasonable man. I will listen to your pleas."
"You send the goose with a message to the den of the fox?"
"You have come to surrender I presume? Otherwise, I do not wish to hear it."
"Why is it you contact me, $PLAYER0? Do you seek peace."
"To know HIM is to know peace, $PLAYER0. Do you seek HIM?"
"Why are you here, my foe?"
"Might I remind you that we are at war, $PLAYER0. You have no business here, unless you are seeking peace."
"Do you have the resolution to this conflict in hand? If not, be gone with you!"
"You have great courage coming before me like this, $PLAYER0, while our people are at war. What do you want to discuss?"
"Mere words are unlikely to avert your doom, $PLAYER0!"
"What does evil seek in requesting my audience, $PLAYER0?"
"You seek an audience with me?! Make it quick, $PLAYER0!"
"You smile and greet me despite being my enemy? I am intrigued."
"Despite propaganda spread by my enemies, I am NOT a cannibal. Come closer."
"The mouse walks boldly among the lion's brood? Why does it dare so?"
"This is highly unusual, $PLAYER0. I will entertain you eccentricities for now."
"Do not anger me, $PLAYER0, or you may never return to your people."
"I have no patience for idle chatter, $PLAYER0. If this is not regarding peace, I do not want to hear it."
"I will NEVER be taken alive, $PLAYER0! Is this regarding your own surrender?"
"You have walked in here upright to speak with me, $PLAYER0. Whether you leave, lying on your back and bleeding, depends on what you have to say."
"Mere words are unlikely to avert your doom, $PLAYER0! Why are you here?"
"This war is tearing us apart...why do we fight so? Have you come to discuss terms of peace?"
"I do not understand why my enemy would seek an audience with me, but I will humor you...for now."
"$PLAYER0!? My enemy visits me? For what reason?"
"I was advised against taking this meeting $PLAYER0. You are still my foe, but I will humor your request for an audience just this once."
"This is very odd $PLAYER0. You are aware that we are at war with each other? You seek peace perhaps?"
"$PLAYER0! You are my sworn enemy, why are you contacting me? I do hope that this is in regards to some form of peace."
"I have little patience for your prattle $PLAYER0, make it quick."
"What is the reason of this visit, $PLAYER0. You do understand that we are still enemies, or has it slipped your addled mind?"
"Why are you here? Make this quick so that I may continue thrashing your sorry hide."
"$PLAYER0, have you wizened up and come to talk terms with me?"
"If you have come offering terms, $PLAYER0, I might humor you. Otherwise you should not dare to waste the time of $AI4."
"You are brave indeed, $PLAYER0, to set foot in my halls after wetting your sword with the blood of so many of my troops! Be quick, and tell me what it is that you desire."
"A wiser leader would have stayed away, $PLAYER0, while our troops wage deadly war. Humor me with your rude request, then be gone."
"Do the pitiful citizens of $CIVNAME1 grow tired of the bloodletting they endure at the expense of your pride? Perhaps you have wizened up and have come to seek terms..."
"If you have come to talk reason, so be it. If not, $PLAYER0, you will soon wish you did not waste my time."
"Ah, come to grovel before the great $AI4! This had BETTER be good or you will pay dearly for it. Speak!"
"Oh, it is you, wretched leader of the vile $CIVNOUN3. I have often wondered what a talking worm actually sounds like. Speak, now, and humor the great $PLAYER0!" 
"If you come seeking terms, foolish $PLAYER0, you have probably come in vain. Humor me - quickly! - and then rid my palace of your filthy carcass."
"Greetings, $PLAYER0. The nation of $CIVNAME5 is mighty, but would prefer peace rather than continue to wage war with the people of $CIVNAME5. What is it that you wish to propose?"
"I acknowledge your request to meet, $PLAYER0. But do NOT waste my time, as my troops need my wise council in their just struggle against your godless thugs."
"Welcome. Does $PLAYER0, also, think that it is about time that we sat down and diplomatically ended this frightful conflict between our two peoples?"
"The blades of $CIVNAME5 are just in their continued retribution against your outlaw nation, $PLAYER0. On what matter do you foolishly choose to waste my time?"
"If you have come to seek terms, $PLAYER0, they had better be generous, as I have already more than had my fill of your vile mutterings."
"I, the wise $AI4 of mighty $CIVNAME5, have mercifully decided to grant you an audience. But first, be it known that $CIVNAME5 does not fear war with your miserable civilization. Now - speak your mind!"
"Be prepared to surrender much of what is dear to you, $PLAYER0, if you have come to seek terms with mighty $CIVNAME6 on this day."
"The gallant armies of $CIVNAME5 drive your pitiful brigands before them, $PLAYER0. Do you now dare to present yourself before me seeking terms of peace?" 
"Well, well, $PLAYER0, it appears that some sense has finally crept into your thick skull. Do you come now seeking terms with which to end this senseless massacre of your people?"
"$CIVNAME5 agrees to give audience to her foe. As a peace-loving nation we would prefer to end this senseless conflict. Have you come to talk terms?"
"It is not the desire of $CIVNAME5 to continue this bloody war, $PLAYER0. Shall we sit down and discuss terms?"
"You will find that your trip has been wasted, $PLAYER0, if you have come to threaten my people with more of your doom. If your reasons are instead more benign I will hear you out."
"If you have come to talk peace, $PLAYER0, you had better do it quickly, as I have many important matters to attend."
"Many $CIVADJ2 soldiers have died under the blade of $CIVNAME5, $PLAYER0, and many more will soon - or have you come to your senses and wish to talk of peace?"
"What do you wish to discuss, $PLAYER0? I sincerely hope that this will not be a waste of my good time."
"Your stubborn people have suffered many bloody defeats under the keen blade of $CIVNAME5, $PLAYER0. If you have come to discuss terms of surrender then perhaps you are not as stupid as I thought."
"If you have come to beg for mercy, $PLAYER0, your bargaining hand had better be strong, as your armies are weak."
"Many $CIVADJ2 soldiers have died under the swift blade of $CIVNAME5, $PLAYER0, and many more will soon - or have you come to beg for mercy?"
“I stoop low to parley with you, $PLAYER0, my avowed foe. Although $CIVNAME1 is mighty, it shall not conquer us. WHY are you here wasting my time?”
“Why does your acrid stench pervade my halls, $PLAYER0?”
“The soldiers of $CIVNAME1 are good fighters, $PLAYER0, and ruthless - but they will NEVER be good enough to conquer proud $CIVNAME5. Have you at last realized this and come to offer me fair terms?”
“For what reason do you despoil my halls, $PLAYER0? Speak quick and be on your way!”
“$CIVNOUN3 are skilled and ruthless fighters, $PLAYER0 - but they will NEVER be good enough to conquer mighty $CIVNAME5. Have you at last come to grips with this reality, and wish to talk terms?”
“Like your pathetic troops, you stray far from the battlefield, $PLAYER0. What are you doing here? Come to grovel?”
“If you have come seeking peace, $PLAYER0, be prepared to surrender much of what was once yours. $CIVNAME5 does not care for cowards nor their wants.”
“Just what brings you, my hated foe, before me today? If you seek to end the slaughter of your people, $PLAYER0, it will cost you dearly.” 
“$PLAYER0, what a surprise! I was just talking with my war minister about what a pushover your armies are. Have you come to beg for mercy?”
“Have you come here to mock me, $PLAYER0, or is there actually something important you wish to discuss. Be brief; I have no time to waste!”
“If you have come to ask for my surrender, $PLAYER0, you have wasted your precious time. $CIVNAME5 never caves in to aggression!”
“I hope that your unjust war against the people of $CIVNAME5 gives you peptic ulcers, $PLAYER0. What drivel is it that you wish me to hear today?”
“If you continue to wage war on $CIVNAME5, $PLAYER0, then the sad fate of $CIVNAME1 is sealed.”
“Is there something you wish to discuss, $PLAYER0? I would prefer to settle this on the field of battle!"
“So, is it true that the ‘great and powerful’ $PLAYER0 has come to discuss terms?”
“Have you come to dishonor yourself, $PLAYER0?”
“The only matter that I care to discuss with you is the surrender of $CIVNAME1.” 
“I will listen to your pleas for mercy - but only so long as they amuse me. Now - speak!”
“The resilience of your armies surprises me, $PLAYER0, but do not count yourself victorious quite yet.”
“Your legions are worthy opponents for the mighty $CIVADJ5 armies, $PLAYER0, but $CIVNAME5 will yet prevail.”
“$CIVADJ6 poets and scribes have written epic stories of the struggle between $CIVNAME5 and $CIVNAME1, and no doubt there will be more to come.”
“$CIVNAME5 greets the leader of its enemies.  The rules of war guarantee your safe departure, but we cannot say the same for your soldiers.”
“I thought the time for talk had passed, $PLAYER0.  Your obstinacy has led to many $CIVADJ2 deaths – do you now wish to bow to the reality of your situation?”
“Have you come to talk terms, $PLAYER0?  That would surprise me, since barbarians such as yourself so often prefer mindless bloodshed to the voice of reason.”
“Now that you have seen the naked might of $CIVNAME5 unleashed against your helpless armies, perhaps you have come to ask mercy?”
“$CIVNAME5 does not usually treat with barbarians – especially not those who, like $CIVNAME1, are on the verge of utter defeat.”
“I cannot fathom the reasons for your coming here, $PLAYER0.  Your cities burn, your soldiers desert and die, and your fields lie barren.  How could it be in the best interests of the $CIVADJ2 people to remain under your rule, rather than the benevolent protection of $CIVNAME5?”
“$PLAYER0, have you become intelligent and wish to talk terms with me?”
“If you have come offering terms, $PLAYER0, I might humor you.  Otherwise you should not dare to waste the time of the Earth shaker $AI4.”
“You are brave indeed, $PLAYER0, to set foot in my halls after wetting your blade with the blood of so many of my troops!  Be quick, and tell me what it is that you desire.”
“A wiser leader would have stayed away, $PLAYER0, while our troops wage deadly war. Humor me with your rude request, then let the wind of the Andes sweep you out of my valleys.”
“Do the pitiful citizens of $CIVNAME1 grow tired of the pummeling they endure at the expense of your pride?  Perhaps you have grown an intellect and have come to seek terms...”
“If you have come to talk reason, give it a try.  If not, $PLAYER0, you will soon wish you had not wasted my time. I am the mighty Earth Shaker; I am more important than you.”
“Ah, come to grovel before the great Earth Shaker $AI4!  This had BETTER be good or you will pay dearly for it. Speak, if for no other reason but to prove that you can!”
“Oh, it is you, wretched leader of the vile $CIVNOUN3.  I have often wondered what a talking worm actually sounds like.  Speak, now, and humor the great $PLAYER0!” 
“If you come seeking terms, unimportant $PLAYER0, you have probably come in vain.  Humor me – quickly! – then rid my tambo of your filthy flesh.”
“Greetings, $PLAYER0.  The nation of the $CIVNAME5 is mighty, but would prefer peace with the people of $CIVNAME5.  What is it that you wish from me?”
“I acknowledge your request to meet, $PLAYER0.  But do NOT waste my time, as my troops need my wise council in their just struggle against your godless thugs.”
“Welcome.  Does $PLAYER0 think it is about time that we draw blood from our skins and discuss the end to this frightful conflict between our two peoples?”
“The warriors of the $CIVNAME5 are just in their continued retribution against your outlaw nation, $PLAYER0.  On what matter do you choose to waste my time?”
“If you have come to seek terms, $PLAYER0, they had better be generous. I have little time for fruitless offerings.”
“I, the wise and ethereal $AI4 of the $CIVNAME5, have mercifully decided to grant you an audience.  But first, let it be known that $CIVNAME5 does not fear war with your meek state.  Now – speak your mind or close it forever!”
“Be prepared to surrender much of what is dear to you, $PLAYER0, if you have come to seek terms with the righteous $CIVNAME6 on this day.”
“My armies drive your pitiful legions before them, $PLAYER0.  Do you now present yourself before me seeking terms of peace? Surely your are a ghost and this is a dream.” 
“My oh Mayan! $PLAYER0 appears in my palace. It seems that some sense has finally crept into your thick skull.  Do you come now seeking terms with which to end this senseless massacre of your people, or would you like to visit my slave pit?”

; $PLAYER0 = player's name
; $CIVNAME1 = player's civ
; $CIVADJ2 = player's people (ADJ)
; $GET3 = player's demand
; $AI4 = AI's name
; $CIVNAME5 = AI's Civ
; $CIVADJ6 = AI's people (ADJ)
; $CIVADJ7 = AI's people (NOUN)
#AIGIVETRIBUTE
#civ 1
#power 0
#mood 1
#random 1
"Very well. We will give you what you request because of our friendship. But we are dismayed by your sudden greed."
"We will give you $GET3 as you request. But we do this not out of fear of you and your minions, but out of a love of peace."
"Remember this day, $PLAYER0. It is the day you blackmailed the American government. A day you will regret very soon indeed."
"Very well. We are paying dearly for our friendship with $CIVNAME1, I see. That concerns me."
"We will give you $GET3 as you request. I suggest that you do not take this as a sign of weakness, $PLAYER0. You do so at your peril."
"It appears that we do not have much choice but to agree to your extortionate demands. For now!"
"Oh very well. You are a needy friend, $PLAYER0. It is not a very pleasant trait."
"All right. We will give you what you ask. However, do not forget this when WE come to you for a request..."
"You are a bully, $PLAYER0. We will do as you wish - for now."
"I think we can agree to that. It is the price of friendship with your greedy culture, I suppose."
"This is no way to win allies, $PLAYER0. In the future you may regret that you have used $CIVNAME5 so shabbily."
"Your demand is extortionate - but it appears that we must give you what you want. Remember, though: even free 'gifts' may come with a price..."
"I guess that we owe you that much, 'friend' $PLAYER0. But our friendship does have limits, and you travel very close to them now."
"Oh all right. You are lucky that I am such a generous man, or our armies would be marching on your cities this instant!"
"$CIVNAME5 agrees to give you $GET3 as you have demanded. Take care that you do not push us too far!"
"Why of course, dear $PLAYER0! We are honored to give you this paltry gift. Very honored. Certainly. Think nothing of it."
"$CIVNAME5 agrees to your request, $PLAYER0. But I will tell you that we don't like it much. I hope that $GET3 is worth the risk of our friendship..."
"We recognize extortion when we see it - and we realize that there are some times when we must surrender to it. Just don't push us too far, $PLAYER0."
"$CIVNAME5 agrees to your request. But you should take care: this has a certain extortionate air to it, and it is no way to treat your friends. If you wish to keep them."
"Agreed. The pitcher may go to the well one time too many, $PLAYER0. Take care."
"You have us at a momentary disadvantage, and I must concede to your demand. This state of affairs will not last forever, though!"
"We are always happy to share our bounty with our friends and allies!"
"Very well. But be warned: the $CIVADJ6 people have very long memories."
"You know, I would be all over you like ugly on a hog, but it's an election year. So I must agree to your outrageous demands."
"Anything to keep a friend happy, of course!"
"If we must, we must. But the $CIVADJ6 people are not happy, $PLAYER0. Take care that you do not offend us once too often!"
"You are an evil person, $PLAYER0. But it appears that we have no choice but to agree to your demands."
"Certainly, $PLAYER0. It is better to give than to receive..."
"Very well. We agree to your request in the name of world peace."
"Very well. Extortion is a sin, $PLAYER0. Are the $CIVADJ2 people aware of your criminal activities, I wonder?"
"$CIVNAME5 is always happy to assist its good friend, $CIVNAME1!"
"No problemo. I hope that you'll remember this when we come to you for a favor..."
"All right. I will agree to your extortionate demands for the sake of world peace."
"It is said that when you give a friend a gift, it returns to you tenfold. We agree to your request."
"You have $CIVNAME5 at a temporary disadvantage, and you seek to profit from her discomfort. I have no choice but to agree, I suppose, but do not expect this unfortunate state of affairs to continue forever..."
"I will give you $GET3 as you demand. But you WILL pay a price for it, I assure you."
"The $CIVADJ7 are always eager to help their friends! But do not ask too often, if you know what's wise..."
"For the sake of world peace - and NOT because we fear you - we will give you what you ask. Got it?"
"I comply with your outrageous demands - but only to lull you into a false sense of superiority, to make your inevitable destruction all the sweeter!"
"I am concerned that you take advantage of us, $PLAYER0. But I will agree, for now."
"Very well. It is cheaper to agree to your demands than it would be to go to war. Now leave me before I change my mind."
"You are a thief and a bully! Someday you will pay for your crimes. Unfortunately, not today."
"You test the friendship of the $CIVADJ7, eh? You will not find us lacking."
"We will agree to your demands for the moment. But do not press us too far!"
"Very well. We choose not to go to war with you now, but that soon may change."
"Certainly. You will not find $CIVNAME5 ungrateful to her friends, $PLAYER0."
"We will comply with your request, $PLAYER0. You would be wise not to press us too far, however. We are a dangerous foe!"
"We have no choice but to agree to your demand. We will give you $GET3. And I hope you choke on it!"
"The $CIVADJ7 shall take pity on you and deliver what you request. Just don't be confused about who is controlling this situation, $PLAYER0."
"Perhaps one day you shall reciprocate $CIVADJ6 generosity. To that end we shall provide you with what you request." 
"We would rather deliver our blades into your backs, but the situation dictates otherwise. Take your plunder and be gone from my sight!"
"Very well...$GET3 is yours."
"$PLAYER0, your demands are outrageous, but we will humor you for now."
"Fine, but your abuse will not be tolerated in the future, $PLAYER0. What comes around goes around."
"Yes, fine, you may have $GET3, and now you must go! No guest shall stay in one place forever. Love will be lost if you sit too long at a friends fire, $PLAYER0."
"Fine, but remember: Be your friend's true friend, $PLAYER0. Return gift for gift, and repay betrayal with treachery."
"Fine, you may have $GET3. Be warned: A greedy man, if he be not mindful, will eat to his own life's hurt!"
"Yes, we will provide you with $GET3, but I not understand why you could not simply have asked for it in a more civil manner."
"We will yield to your avarice and provide you with $GET3, but this is no way to win our friendship, $PLAYER0."
"Very well...you may have $GET3, but I suggest that you watch your back from now on or you may very well find a knife in it."
"Yes. There are finer fish in the sea than have ever been caught, $PLAYER0. We will give you $GET3."
"Hah! You threaten well, $PLAYER0, but will you have what it takes to back it up when it really counts? You can have $GET3."
"You, sir, are an imbecile! We will grant you your request, if only to avoid a pointless dispute."
"We will grant you this outrageous request, $PLAYER0. I am certain that you will provide us with the same courtesy later. One way or another."
"It appears that we do not have much choice but to agree to your extortionate demands. For now!"
"You are an evil person, $PLAYER0. But it appears that we have no choice but to agree to your demands."
"Yes, I will share my prize, $GET3, with you; but I insist that the favor will be returned later."
"You are either very daring or very foolish to tempt my anger, $PLAYER0. In either case: I will submit $GET3, knowing that you will never comprehend its full potential."
"How dare you! How dare you take advantage of our weakened state! I will not forget this, $PLAYER0."
"We will grant you this request of yours, but your avarice will be your undoing."
"Very well, we will yield to your extortion for now. We will provide you with $GET3, just know that we only do this to maintain the peace."
"Does your greed know no bounds? I will provide you with $GET3, but I won't forget this."
"Very well, $PLAYER0, we shall grant your demands - but your sudden greediness troubles me and puts our friendship to a test."
"Advisors council me otherwise, $PLAYER0, but I - the mighty $AI4 of $CIVNAME5 - have decided to grant your request." 
"I would rather deliver my first born child to the underworld than these goods to you. However, in my infinite wisdom I have decided to grant your greedy request. But I warn you: do not try my patience!"
"Agreed, $PLAYER0, we will grant your request - this time. But surely you realize that this puts a strain on our friendly relations?"
"Your request for $GET3 has been granted." 
"It seems that your greed is as expansive as your mind is shallow, $PLAYER0. However, for the sake of continued peace I have decided grant your request for $GET3."
"If this demand is more important to you than our friendship, $PLAYER0, than you shall have it - but you will not have both!"
"We agree to grant you the $GET3 that you demand, $PLAYER0, but only for the love of peace." 
"Does it not pain you, $PLAYER0, to make such demands on $CIVNAME5? I warn you: do not push us too far!"
“$PLAYER0, it pains me to hear you demand this of me. Of course, I will grant what you desire, but it seems that I value our continued friendship more than you.” 
“Oh, alright - I will see to it that you get what you want, $PLAYER0. But I am quite perturbed by your sudden greediness.”
“Your demand is nothing short of extortion, $PLAYER0. But, I am a generous man and will grant what you desire - THIS time.”
“Certainly, $PLAYER0. Whatever you desire! Perhaps you would also like some tulips?”
“Although it is distasteful, I have decided to honor your request, $PLAYER0. I hope that $GET3 is worth the price of our friendship.” 
“This demand for $GET3 is nothing short of extortion, $PLAYER0! Unfortunately, I am in no position to refuse. But - mark my words! - there WILL come a day of reckoning!”
“Very well, but know that $CIVNAME5 does not treat such high-handed demands lightly.”
“I see fit to accede to your demand, this time.  Go quickly, before I change my mind.”
“No doubt it pleases you to demand the fruits of civilization from a peaceful nation such as $CIVNAME5.  Although you have the upper hand now, $PLAYER0, rest assured that the forces of order and culture will once again prevail.”
“Very well, $PLAYER0, I will grant your demands – but your sudden greediness troubles me and puts our friendship to a test.”
“Advisors council me otherwise, $PLAYER0, but I – mighty Earth Shaker $AI4 of the $CIVNAME5, have decided to grant your request.” 
“I would rather deliver my first born son to the Decapitator than these goods to you.  However, in my infinite wisdom I have decided to grant your greedy request.  But I warn you: do not try my patience lest the earth shudder in my wake!”
“Yes, $PLAYER0, we will grant your request - this time.  But surely you realize that this puts a strain on our friendship? The jaguar paces in his cage and his eye is upon your throat.”
“Your request for $GET3 has been granted.” 
“It seems that your material lust is as acute as your mind is hollow, $PLAYER0.  However, for the sake of peace I have decided to grant your request for $GET3.”

; $PLAYER0 = player's name
; $CIVNAME1 = player's civ
; $CIVADJ2 = player's people (ADJ) 
; $CIVNAME3 = AI's civ.
; $CIVADJ4 = AI's people (ADJ)
#AIRECEIVEGIFT
#civ 1
#power 0
#mood 0
#random 0
"A gift, why this is a surprise indeed $PLAYER0! The president and his people will remember this."
"How did you know it was my birthday? Thanks!"
"I accept your gift on behalf of the $CIVADJ4 people."
"You have our gratitude."
"What an unexpected surprise! Thank you very much."
"The $CIVADJ2 people are very generous. Thank you."
"This will do much to bring our people together, $PLAYER0. Thank you."
"Please convey my thanks to the generous $CIVADJ2 people."
"Got a guilty conscience, have you? Well, thanks - I guess."
"This kind gift will do much to heal the rift between our people, $PLAYER0."
"How kind. What exactly are you up to, I wonder?"
"If you are trying to bribe me, $PLAYER0, keep it up."
"Thank you, $PLAYER0."
"$CIVNAME1's reputation for parsimony is greatly exaggerated, I see. Thank you."
"Yo Yo thanks dude"
"How very kind of you! $CIVNAME3 sincerely thanks you!"
"The $CIVADJ4 people accept your kind gift."
"How nice! $CIVNAME3 thanks you!"
"$PLAYER0, I didn't know you cared! Thanks!"
"How did you know it was my birthday? Thanks!"
"I accept your gift on behalf of the $CIVADJ4 people."
"You have our gratitude."
"What an unexpected surprise! Thank you very much."
"The $CIVADJ2 people are very generous. Thank you."
"This will do much to bring our people together, $PLAYER0. Thank you."
"Please convey my thanks to the generous $CIVADJ2 people."
"Got a guilty conscience, have you? Well, thanks - I guess."
"This kind gift will do much to heal the rift between our people, $PLAYER0."
"How kind. What exactly are you up to, I wonder?"
"If you are trying to bribe me, $PLAYER0, keep it up."
"Thank you, $PLAYER0."
"$CIVNAME1's reputation for parsimony is greatly exaggerated, I see. Thank you."

; $PLAYER0 = player's name
; $CIVNAME1 = player's civ
; $CIVADJ2 = player's people (ADJ)
; $CIVNAME3 = AI's civ name.
; $CIVADJ3 = AI's people (ADJ)
#AIACCEPTWAR
#civ 0
#power 1
#mood 0
#random 12
"$CIVNAME3 agrees. We look forward to a long and happy peace with Mighty $CIVNAME1."
"The terms are acceptable, $PLAYER0. I shall inform my generals immediately!"
"It is agreed. Peace is at hand."
"We accept. Please convey my thanks to the $CIVADJ2 people."
"The terms are acceptable to $CIVNAME3. At last, peace is at hand!"
"It is agreed then: the war is over!"
"This war is over. Let the peace between our people last a thousand years!"
"$CIVNAME3 accepts the terms. The war is over."
"The $CIVADJ3 accept the terms. The war is over."
"My people agree. This war is over."
"Let the peace between $CIVNAME3 and $CIVNAME1 last forever!"
"Agreed. We have achieved peace in our time."
"So we are agreed, then. This war is over!"
"Agreed. My people will greatly welcome the arrival of peace, $PLAYER0."
"This peace treaty will benefit both our people, $PLAYER0. See to it that $CIVNAME1 lives up to your side of the bargain."
"We can agree to these terms, $PLAYER0. Let us at last have peace!"
"We agree. The war is over."
"$CIVNAME3 agrees. We shall stop fighting immediately."
"On behalf of the $CIVADJ3 people, I accept these terms. We are at peace!"
"That's that, then. We're at peace."
"Excellent. We're at peace, then."
"Agreed. I hope that the peace between our two peoples will last a thousand years!"
"We are agreed, then: peace is at hand!"
"We accept. Please inform your generals immediately."
"$CIVNAME3 agrees. Congratulations. Your small civilization will live to see another day."
"We accept these terms."
"$CIVNAME3 accepts these terms."
"It is agreed. We will cease destroying your tiny civilization forthwith."
"Done. We are at peace. Go now: before we change our minds."
"Very well. We accept the terms of the peace treaty."
"Oh well. Your pathetic civilization wasn't really much of a challenge, anyway. We accept these terms."
"Done. The war is over."
"We agree to these terms. The war is over."
"Excellent. We are at peace."
"Our people grow tired of this war, $PLAYER0. We'll accept these terms."
"The $CIVADJ3 accept. $PLAYER0, kindly inform your warriors that the war is over."

#AIACCEPTPEACE
#civ 1
#power 0
#mood 0
#random 3
"The Enclave can agree to this deal."
"As president, I would be pround to sign this agreement."
"Excellent. This is precisely what the American people need."
"Done."
"I agree to your terms."
"We'll take it."
"Done."
"Your terms are acceptable."
"Agreed."
"You drive a hard bargain, but we'll take it."
"We'll take it."
"I agree to your terms."
"Your terms are acceptable."
"We accept your gracious offer."
"Excellent. We are agreed."
"Agreed."
"That seems fair. Agreed."
"I think we can accept these terms. It is agreed."
"It is agreed."
"All right then. Agreed."
"We can do business along these lines. Agreed."
"We are agreed then."
"I believe we can accept that. Agreed."
"That is acceptable to us. Done."
"We can accept these terms. Done."
"Agreed."
"We accept your fair offer." 
"The offer is a bit light - but we'll agree to it."
"Done."
"Hrmph. Well, if that's the best you can do, I guess we'll take it. Done."
"Agreed."
"We accept your fair offer."
"You drive a hard bargain. Done."
"It's against my better judgment, but we'll take it. Done."
"Hrmph. This is highway robbery - but we'll take it."
"Excellent. We are agreed."
"Agreed."
"We accept your fair offer."
"You drive a hard bargain. Done."
"It's against my better judgment, but we'll take it. Done."
"Hrmph. This is highway robbery - but we'll take it."
"Excellent. We are agreed."

; $PLAYER0 = player's name
; $CIVNAME1 = player's civ
; $CIVADJ2 = player's people (ADJ)
; $AI3 = AI's name
; $CIVNAME4 = AI's Civ
; $CIVADJ5 = AI's people (ADJ)
; $CIVADJ6 = AI's people (NOUN)
#AIWEAKREJECT
#civ 1
#power 0
#mood 1
#random 2
"I think we are very close to a deal. Can you provide a little more?"
"$CIVNAME1 is known for its generosity: can you throw in a bit more?"
"As President, I must request a better deal for the Enclave."
"My advisors urge me to ask for a little more - political posturing, you understand."
"You forget your place, wastelander. The Enclave requires more in return for our end of the bargain."
"Do not be frugal, $PLAYER0. My eyebots have seen the treasures you horde in your shack. Throw a bit more in the pot and maybe we'll agree."
"I think we are very close to a deal. Can you provide a little more?"
"Offer a little more, $PLAYER0, and we're in business."
"We are very close, but you must come up with a little more."
"Wisdom argues against cheapness when so much is at stake. Increase your offer and we can do business."
"I dislike being cheated, $PLAYER0. Increase your offer so that it is fair to both of us."
"Would you insult Mighty $CIVNAME4 with your stinginess? Come now: open your purse-strings a bit more!"
"I think we are very close to a deal. Can you provide a little more?"
"Offer a little more, $PLAYER0, and we're in business."
"We are very close, but you must come up with a little more."
"Look: Give me a little more this time and I'll do the same for you next time. I promise!"
"I take offence at this shabby offer! Why not put in a little more to show your respect for the Great $AI3?"
"Do not insult my intelligence, $PLAYER0."
"I think we are very close to a deal. Can you provide a little more?"
"Offer a little more, $PLAYER0, and we're in business."
"I think we are very close, but you must come up with a little more."
"My advisors tell me that this deal is not quite fair for the people of $CIVNAME4. Please increase your offer."
"I insist that you increase your offer. This one too greatly favors $CIVNAME1 over $CIVNAME4."
"Unacceptable! Increase your offer or cease wasting my time!"
"I think we are very close to a deal. Can you provide a little more?"
"Offer a little more, $PLAYER0, and we're in business."
"Come now. The industrious $CIVADJ5 folk deserve better from $CIVNAME1. Can you not increase your offer a little?"
"Haha. You make sport of me! Very well - let it not be said that the Great $AI3 has no sense of humor. Now, perhaps we could be serious? Increase your offer a bit more and we're in business!"
"Bargain fairly with us or not at all! I await an increase in your offer."
"Surely you do not expect me to take this offer seriously? Who do you think you're dealing with? Increase your offer or face my wrath!"
"I think we are very close, but you must come up with a little more."
"We are almost there, but not quite. Sweeten the deal and we'll talk."
"My dear $PLAYER0! Surely you don't want the $CIVADJ2 people to get a reputation for miserliness. Come now. Open your purse-strings and let us trade!"
"Such a deal would put my beloved $CIVNAME4 in the poor-house. Can't you do even a little better?"
"You would put $CIVNAME4 in the poor-house? I am insulted! Increase your offer until it is fair to both of us!"
"Why do you mock the Great $AI3 with such a miserly offer? Deal with me fairly or not at all!"
"I think we are very close to a deal. Can you provide a little more?"
"Offer a little more, $PLAYER0, and we're in business."
"My sense of duty to the $CIVADJ5 workers will not allow me to accept this offer as it stands. Perhaps you can improve it slightly?"
"Increase your offer just slightly, $PLAYER0, and together our people will march forward toward a glorious proletarian paradise!"
"The $CIVADJ5 people are not fools! You must come up with more!"
"I insist that you bargain with us honestly! Make a reasonable offer or be gone!"
"I think we are very close to a deal. Can you provide a little more?"
"We are almost there, but not quite. Sweeten the deal and we'll talk."
"Sorry, friend, but my mother didn't raise no fools. Increase your offer a little or find someone a bit more gullible."
"Don't try to out-horse-trade $CIVNAME4, $PLAYER0. Can't be done. Come up with a bit more and we've got a deal!"
"Surely you don't expect me to take this miserable deal to the $CIVADJ5 people? They would laugh me out of office! You must increase your offer!"
"Don't waste my time with nonsense. Give me an offer I can accept!"
"I think we are very close to a deal. Can you provide a little more?"
"Offer a little more, $PLAYER0, and we're in business."
"You bargain well, $PLAYER0. Increase your offer only slightly and we will trade."
"The honor of $CIVNAME4 demands that I ask you to put in a bit more."
"Do you take me for a fool? I demand that you increase your offer until it is fair!"
"$CIVNAME4 rejects your unfair offer. Will you not increase it for both our countries' sakes?"
"Offer a little more, $PLAYER0, and we're in business."
"I think we are very close, but you must come up with a little more."
"We $CIVADJ6 are not quite so generous as you pretend to believe. Please increase your offer."
"That offer is unacceptable to $CIVNAME4. Improve it, please."
"This unfair offer is an insult to $CIVNAME4! Improve it."
"We spit upon this unfair offer. You must improve it!"
"I think we are very close to a deal. Can you provide a little more?"
"Surely you see that this deal is unfair to peaceful $CIVNAME4. Can you not improve it?"
"Come now: if the $CIVADJ5 and $CIVADJ2 people are to live in peace, then trades must be fair and equal. Add a trifle to your offer and we will be happy."
"I think we are very close, but you must come up with a little more."
"Is it your intent to provoke us? I urge you to increase your offer until it is fair!"
"Do not trifle with us, $PLAYER0! Will you not improve your offer and deal with us honorably?"
"I think we are very close to a deal. Can you provide a little more?"
"I think we are very close, but you must come up with a little more."
"I dislike quibbling. Please improve your offer so that we can close this deal and get on with world domination."
"This offer is not acceptable. Bargain fairly with us and we will have a deal."
"Do you take us for simpletons? $CIVNAME4 rejects your unfair offer! Will you not improve it?" 
"If I were to take this offer to my people, they would demand an immediate declaration of war! Please increase your offer a little and save us all from much unpleasantness."
"I think we are very close, but you must come up with a little more."
"We are almost there, but not quite. Sweeten the deal and we'll talk."
"Mighty $AI3, Ruler of the god-fearing $CIVADJ6, laughs at your amusing little offer. Would you care to improve it and avoid his righteous annoyance?"
"Sorry, $PLAYER0. The gods mandate that we ask you to increase your offer - just a little."
"The gods instruct me to reject your unfair offer and, unless you come up with a fairer one, to eat your liver."
"Do not make me laugh! It's not nice to make sport of Mighty $AI3. I await a better offer."
"I think we are very close to a deal. Can you provide a little more?"
"Offer a little more, $PLAYER0, and we're in business."
"Miserliness is not seemly in a ruler, $PLAYER0. Kindly increase your offer a bit and we'll talk further."
"Not acceptable. Can you do no better?"
"Unacceptable! I demand that you make a reasonable offer!"
"Do you seek to cheat the honorable $CIVADJ5 people? Deal with us fairly or not at all! Come now: make us a fair offer and we can still do business."
"I think we are very close to a deal. Can you provide a little more?"
"Offer a little more, $PLAYER0, and we're in business."
"We are almost there, but not quite. Sweeten the deal and we'll talk."
"Please increase your offer a bit and earn the friendship of the $CIVADJ5 people."
"Do you take the $CIVADJ5 people for simpletons? That deal is unfair. You must do better."
"The $CIVADJ6 reject your unfair offer. You must increase it!"
"I think we are very close to a deal. Can you provide a little more?"
"Offer a little more, $PLAYER0, and we're in business."
"I think we are very close, but you must come up with a little more."
"No, $PLAYER0, we are not quite senile yet. Improve your offer if you want to do business with $CIVNAME4."
"Do not make me laugh! Make a fair offer and we can move forward. Otherwise leave me."
"Highway robbery! If $CIVNAME4 and $CIVNAME1 are to do business, you must increase your offer at least slightly."
"I think we are very close to a deal. Can you provide a little more?"
"Is the friendship of $CIVNAME4 worth NOTHING? Raise your offer a bit and we have a deal!"
"We are very close, but you must come up with a little more."
"My advisors tell me that this deal is not quite fair for the people of $CIVNAME4. Please increase your offer."
"I insist that you bargain with us honestly! Make a reasonable offer or be gone!"
"Do not insult my intelligence, $PLAYER0."
"Add just a bit more, and we will have ourselves a deal, $PLAYER0."
"A little more couldn't hurt."
"I'm certain you could offer a bit more, $PLAYER0"
"Be a little more giving, and I am sure we would happily accept."
"I'm sorry, I can not accept that deal as is, $PLAYER0."
"Hah!"
"I think we are very close to a deal. Can you provide a little more?"
"$CIVNAME1 is known for its generosity: can you throw in a bit more?"
"We are very close, but you must come up with a little more."
"We are almost there, but not quite. Sweeten the deal and we'll talk."
"Is the friendship of $CIVNAME4 worth NOTHING? Raise your offer a bit and we have a deal!"
"Cheapness ill-suits the leader of a great people. Come now: throw in a little more and we've got a deal!"
"I think we are very close to a deal. Can you provide just a little more?"
"Surely, just a little more would not hurt?"
"That would seem reasonable if you offered just a little something extra."
"Offer a little more, $PLAYER0, and we will consider it done."
"Such a deal would make me look like a fool, $PLAYER0!"
"This deal is unacceptable!"
"Could you provide just a little more?"
"A bit more and you will have yourself a deal."
"I think we are close...just a bit more will seal the deal."
"Is there something more that you could add?"
"No, this will not do."
"I can not accept this deal. Why do you insult me, $PLAYER0?"
"I think we are very close to a deal. Can you provide a little more?"
"Is the friendship of $CIVNAME4 worth NOTHING? Raise your offer a bit and we have a deal!"
"We are very close, but you must come up with a little more."
"My advisors tell me that this deal is not quite fair for the people of $CIVNAME4. Please increase your offer."
"I insist that you bargain with us honestly! Make a reasonable offer or be gone!"
"Do not insult my intelligence, $PLAYER0."
"We are very close, but you must come up with a little more."
"Have we not been friends thus far? Is that bond not worth just a little more in this deal?"
"Could you provide just a little more?"
"We are almost there, $PLAYER0, just a little more."
"I dislike being cheated, $PLAYER0. Increase your offer so that it is fair to both of us."
"Surely you forgot to include something else in this deal?"
"I think we are very close to a deal. Can you provide a little more?"
"I feel that if you offered just a bit more that this would be acceptable."
"You bargain well, $PLAYER0. Increase your offer only slightly and we will trade."
"I can not authorize such a deal. Do not be greedy, $PLAYER0. It will be your undoing."
"This unfair offer is an insult to $CIVNAME4! Improve it."
"Unacceptable! I demand that you make a reasonable offer!"
"We are very close to striking a deal, $PLAYER0, my friend. Perhaps the $CIVADJ2 people can be just a BIT more generous."
"If you can only be just a bit more generous, $PLAYER0, I think we will have a deal we can both live with."
"We are almost there, but for me to agree to this you must offer up a bit more."
"We are indeed close to a deal, but you must first increase your offer."
"It would be an insult to accept this offer. Be reasonable or be gone!"
"Do not anger me further, $PLAYER0. Up the ante or else..."
"I am happy to see that we are close to agreeing, $PLAYER0. Be only a bit more generous and the deal will be done."
"Sweeten up your offer slightly, $PLAYER0, and we shall then be able to have our ministers take care of the minor details."
"It is obvious that we are very close to an agreement. A bit more generosity on your part will seal it."
"$PLAYER0, surely you can spare a bit more? We are so close to agreeing..."
"It is senseless to try to bargain with a thief! Sweeten up your offer a bit, $PLAYER0, or I will depart in anger."
"Tell me, $PLAYER0 - why do the $CIVADJ2 people tolerate a thief as their leader? Sweeten the deal a bit and perhaps this will not end up being a total waste of my time."
"Not yet, $PLAYER0 - but almost, my friend. If you could find it in your heart to be just a bit more generous..."
"Throw in just a little more, $PLAYER0, my friend, and I think we will come to an agreement."
"We are so very close to an agreement, $PLAYER0. Surely you can spare just a bit more, yes?"
"Very close - very, but not quite. Offer a bit more and we can wrap this up."
"SO close. If you can offer only a bit more, $PLAYER0, I believe we will have an agreement."
"I do not anger easily, $PLAYER0, but this is becoming a chore. Be a bit more generous - or be on your way."
“Quite underhanded to try to skimp on a friend, don’t you think, $PLAYER0? You’ll need to sweeten the pot a little if you want your offer to be acceptable
“Being a friend, surely you can offer a little more?”
“Surely you can offer a little more, $PLAYER0?”
“Not yet. You will need to dig a little deeper if you want me to approve this exchange.”
“Do NOT try to cheat me, $PLAYER0! You’ll need to give a little more if you want your offer to be acceptable.”
“It is becoming apparent that $CIVNAME1 should also be known for its miserliness. If you cannot come up with a little more, $PLAYER0, then you cannot expect me to find this agreeable.”
“I’ll need a little bit more, my friend, before I can be happy with this deal. What else can you spare, $PLAYER0?”
“We are almost there, $PLAYER0. Perhaps just a smidgen more?”
“Surely $CIVNAME1 can be just a wee bit more generous?”
“Almost. Just another small pinch of your generosity and we’ll can put a wrap on this.”
“You begin to anger me, $PLAYER0, I know that you can spare just a wee bit more.”
“Loosen your purse-string just a bit more, $PLAYER0, and let’s end this bickering.”
“That offer tempts me sorely, but I fear I must decline.”
“Alas, I cannot accept.  I hope you will join me nonetheless for the afternoon chariot races.”
“I would rest much easier in my grand palace if you were to sweeten the deal a bit more, $PLAYER0.”
“No, but we’re nearly there.”
“I am ashamed to say that I am tempted by your craven haggling, $PLAYER0.  But not quite tempted enough to give in.”
“I expected any offer from a barbarian such as yourself to be simply outrageous, but this offer is perhaps less so.  Perhaps if you threw in something more as a consolation for the bother you have caused me, I might be tempted to give way.”
“We are very close to striking a deal, $PLAYER0, my friend.  Perhaps the $CIVADJ2 people can be just a BIT more generous; after all you are in the presence of royalty.”
“If you can be just a bit more generous, $PLAYER0, I think we will have a deal we can both live with.”
“We are almost there, but for me to agree to this you must offer up a bit more.”
“We are close to a deal, $PLAYER0, but you must first increase your offer. I cannot look at my own reflection in the waters of Lake Titicaca unless you offer more. The shame would be too great.”
“It would be an insult to accept this offer.  Be reasonable or leave my mountains!”
“Do not anger me further, $PLAYER0.  Up the ante or else you shall know why they call me the Earth Shaker.”
“I’m delighted that we are close to a deal, $PLAYER0.  But a bit more generosity will suit you better.”
“Sweeten the tea slightly, $PLAYER0, and then our priests can take care of the details.”
“It is obvious that we are very close to an agreement.  A bit more generosity on your part, and the jaguar will rest in his cage.”
“$PLAYER0, surely you can spare a bit more? We are so close to agreeing...”
“It is senseless to try to bargain with a thief!  Sweeten your offer, $PLAYER0, or the jaguar will leap from his cage.”
“Tell me, $PLAYER0 – why do the $CIVADJ2 people tolerate a thief as their leader?  Sweeten the deal a bit and perhaps our time will have been well spent.”

; $PLAYER0 = player's name
; $CIVNAME1 = player's civ
; $CIVADJ2 = player's people (ADJ) 
; $CIVNOUN3 = player's people (NOUN) 
; $AI4 = AI's name
; $CIVNAME5 = AI's Civ
; $CIVADJ6 = AI's people (ADJ)
; $CIVADJ7 = AI's people (NOUN)
#AINEUTRALREJECT
#civ 1
#power 0
#mood 1
#random 2
"I honestly cannot accept such an offer."
"I am sorry, $PLAYER0, but I simply cannot accept."
"That deal is not acceptable."
"$PLAYER0, $CIVNAME5 will have no part of such a deal."
"Do you take the $CIVADJ7 for simpletons? We can accept no such proposal."
"Forget it! $CIVNAME5 is not so easily gulled!"
"I honestly cannot accept such an offer."
"I am sorry, $PLAYER0, but I simply cannot accept."
"It is an interesting offer, but, unfortunately, unfair to $CIVNAME5."
"The terms you offer simply cannot be embraced by the $CIVADJ6 people."
"I am appalled at your parsimony, $PLAYER0! We reject your offer entirely!"
"Your one-sided excuse for an offer is completely unacceptable to $CIVNAME5."
"I honestly cannot accept such an offer."
"I am sorry, $PLAYER0, but I simply cannot accept."
"That deal is not acceptable."
"We will not accept any such proposal."
"Do not try $CIVNAME5's patience, $PLAYER0. That offer is unfair!"
"Do you take me for a fool? That offer is completely unfair to $CIVNAME5!"
"I honestly cannot accept such an offer."
"I am sorry, $PLAYER0, but I simply cannot accept."
"That deal is not acceptable. Mighty $CIVNAME5 awaits a fair offer."
"The $CIVADJ2 merchant class are more than usually rapacious, I see. We decline this offer."
"$CIVNAME5 rejects your cheating offer in its entirety."
"You mock us at your peril, $PLAYER0! You must deal with us fairly!"
"I honestly cannot accept such an offer."
"I am sorry, $PLAYER0, but I simply cannot accept."
"That deal is not acceptable."
"We will not accept any such proposal."
"I, $AI4, Ruler of the thrifty $CIVADJ6 folk, laugh heartily at your attempt to rob us blind. Now make a fair offer or forget the whole thing."
"Such a one-sided offer only can be seen as a slap in the face of $CIVNAME5!"
"I honestly cannot accept such an offer."
"I am sorry, $PLAYER0, but I simply cannot accept."
"That deal is not acceptable."
"Well, $PLAYER0, if it were up to me, I'd be happy to accept your terms. But my advisors demand that I insist upon a fair deal."
"You have a lot of crust! $CIVNAME5 will NEVER accept such unfair terms!"
"Why do you further insult $CIVNAME5 with such a terrible offer?"
"I honestly cannot accept such an offer."
"I am sorry, $PLAYER0, but I simply cannot accept."
"Your offer is unacceptable, $PLAYER0."
"My sense of duty to the $CIVADJ6 workers will not allow me to accept this offer. Would you care to make a more reasonable suggestion?"
"Why do you insult $CIVNAME5 with such drivel? I reject your offer completely!"
"Do not seek to cheat Mighty $CIVNAME5, $PLAYER0: the $CIVNOUN3 will surely come to regret it. I decline your unfair offer."
"I honestly cannot accept such an offer."
"I am sorry, $PLAYER0, but I simply cannot accept."
"I must decline your offer in its entirety."
"That dog won't hunt, $PLAYER0. Sorry."
"Your unfair offer is rejected. I am insulted that you take me for such a fool!"
"Don't waste my time with nonsense. Your offer is rejected."
"I honestly cannot accept such an offer."
"I am sorry, $PLAYER0, but I simply cannot accept."
"That deal is not acceptable."
"We will not accept any such proposal."
"I must reject that deal on aesthetic grounds: it stinks."
"$CIVNAME1's offer is unfair to the $CIVADJ6 people. I reject it."
"I am sorry, $PLAYER0, but I simply cannot accept."
"That deal is not acceptable."
"Your offer would not be in the best interests of $CIVNAME5."
"You must fight your proclivity toward the sin of greed, $PLAYER0. Your offer is unacceptable to $CIVNAME5."
"$CIVNAME5 declines to be taken for an idiot. Your unfair offer is rejected!"
"You seek to cheat $CIVNAME5 and enrich yourselves? That will not happen!"
"I am sorry, $PLAYER0, but I simply cannot accept."
"That deal is not acceptable."
"We will not accept any such proposal."
"If I were not so even-tempered, I'd be insulted by this offer."
"The wise man treats others fairly, so as to be treated fairly by others. Seek wisdom, $PLAYER0. You need it."
"$CIVNAME5 totally rejects this one-sided offer."
"I honestly cannot accept such an offer."
"I am sorry, $PLAYER0, but I simply cannot accept."
"That deal is not acceptable."
"We will not accept any such proposal."
"If you wish to do business with Mighty $AI4, then treat him with the dignity he deserves! This deal is unacceptable to $CIVNAME5."
"Are you kidding? It would be much cheaper to conquer your people and take the stuff!"
"I honestly cannot accept such an offer."
"I am sorry, $PLAYER0, but I simply cannot accept."
"That deal is not acceptable."
"We will not accept any such proposal."
"Mighty $AI4, Ruler of the god-fearing $CIVADJ7, declines your bogus offer."
"$PLAYER0, I have prayed to the gods for guidance on your offer. They recommend that I laugh heartily and drop you into a pit filled with scorpions."
"I honestly cannot accept such an offer."
"I am sorry, $PLAYER0, but I simply cannot accept."
"We will not accept any such proposal."
"$CIVNAME1's offer is unacceptable. If you wish to trade with the $CIVADJ7, then treat us with respect!"
"$AI4, Ruler of the Warlike $CIVADJ7, declines your offer and hopes you will go away so that he can do something useful with his time."
"I will not dignify your pathetic offer with a reply!"
"I honestly cannot accept such an offer."
"I am sorry, $PLAYER0, but I simply cannot accept."
"That deal is not acceptable."
"We will not accept any such proposal."
"I, $AI4 of the $CIVADJ7, reject your rotten offer."
"The answer is 'no,' $PLAYER0! The deal is not acceptable!"
"I honestly cannot accept such an offer."
"I am sorry, $PLAYER0, but I simply cannot accept."
"That deal is not acceptable."
"We will not accept any such proposal."
"$PLAYER0, we $CIVADJ7 invented highway robbery. Do you think I am not able to spot it now?"
"That deal is unfair to $CIVNAME5. Shame on you. Bad $PLAYER0!"
"I honestly cannot accept such an offer."
"I am sorry, $PLAYER0, but I simply cannot accept."
"That deal is not acceptable."
"$PLAYER0, $CIVNAME5 will have no part of such a deal."
"Do you take the $CIVADJ7 for simpletons? We can accept no such proposal."
"Forget it! $CIVNAME5 is not so easily gulled!"
"I honestly cannot accept such an offer."
"I am sorry, $PLAYER0, but I simply cannot accept this offer."
"That deal is not acceptable."
"If I were not so even-tempered, I'd be insulted by this offer."
"We will not accept any such proposal."
"I am not blind, $PLAYER0. I know an unfair deal when I see one."
"Is our friendship not worth just a bit more?"
"I am sorry, $PLAYER0, that deal is not acceptable."
"I can not accept such an offer, $PLAYER0."
"That deal is unacceptable"
"Do not play games with me, $PLAYER0. "
"We will accept no such deal."
"You bargain well, $PLAYER0. Increase your end of the deal a bit more and consider it done."
"I think we may be close to a deal, you just need to make it a bit more worthy my time, $PLAYER0."
"Sorry, no sale, $PLAYER0. Please be more considerate."
"I think we might be close to a deal. Do you have something just a bit more substantial to offer?"
"This is nonsense, and you know it."
"Grrr..."
"Aw, come on, throw me a bone here."
"Could you sweeten the deal for me; perhaps just a bit more?"
"I simply can not accept this proposal."
"I can not endorse such a lopsided deal, $PLAYER0."
"A fool would gladly take that deal, $PLAYER0. I however, am not a fool."
"If I were not so even tempered I would be insulted by this offer."
"I am sorry, $PLAYER0, but I can not accept this deal as is."
"That deal is not acceptable, $PLAYER0."
"That offer seems a bit unfair, don't you agree, $PLAYER0?"
"I must insist on a better deal."
"This offer is completely unfair, $PLAYER0."
"Why do you try to cheat the $CIVADJ6 people, $PLAYER0?"
"I honestly cannot accept such an offer."
"I am sorry, $PLAYER0, but I simply cannot accept this offer."
"That deal is not acceptable."
"If I were not so even-tempered, I'd be insulted by this offer."
"We will not accept any such proposal."
"I am not blind, $PLAYER0. I know an unfair deal when I see one."
"I can not accept that deal. Is there something additional that you can offer to entice me with?"
"Perhaps you should inquire with your advisors as what it would take for me to accept this offer. Surely you have something more to give?"
"Why would I ever accept such an offer? Would you accept this deal if you were in my shoes? I think not."
"Maybe you do not understand our position? I refuse to take substandard goods in exchange for our higher quality ones."
"Why do you toy with my emotions, $PLAYER0? This deal smells."
"Well, if I were a betting man, I would bet that you have never bargained with anyone of my intelligence before. You are going to need to provide a stronger deal than that one, $PLAYER0."
"Even though you are a friend, I cannot honestly accept such an offer."
"Regretfully, $PLAYER0, I simply cannot accept such an offer."
"It would be unreasonable for me to accept such an offer."
"I would be a fool to accept such a proposal."
"I am insulted to see an offer such as that upon the table."
"I am not a fool, $PLAYER0. What you propose is blatantly unfair to the $CIVADJ6 civilization."
"A pity, but such a one-sided offer is simply not acceptable."
"I must politely decline that proposal, $PLAYER0."
"Such an offer is simply not acceptable, $PLAYER0."
"Perhaps you should rethink that proposal, $PLAYER0. Its terms are quite unfavorable to $CIVNAME5."
"It is insulting that you table such a proposal, $PLAYER0."
"Once a thief always a thief, eh, $PLAYER0?"
"I am sorry, $PLAYER0, but that offer is simply not acceptable."
"$PLAYER0, surely you realize I could not accept such a deal. It would be unfair to $CIVNAME5."
"That offer is not acceptable."
"I am beginning to tire of your miserly offers, $PLAYER0."
"No. I grow weary of this bickering on your part."
"Do I look to be a fool, $PLAYER0? That offer is not agreeable and, in fact, is unfair to $CIVNAME5."
“Regretfully, my friend, this deal you propose is not fair to $CIVNAME5. What else can you add to the proposal?”
“Were you not a friend, $PLAYER0, I would think you were trying to rob me.”
“I find this unacceptable. It is a one-sided deal, $PLAYER0, and I think you know it.”
“Unless you are a fool, $PLAYER0, you know that this is a one-sided deal and unacceptable to $CIVNAME5.”
“You are a fool, $PLAYER0, if you think for a minute that I would agree to such a one-sided deal.”
“This is not an acceptable deal, $PLAYER0 - this is thievery!”
“We’re getting closer, but we’re not there yet, my friend.”
“I have given all I can, but I KNOW that you can afford to give more.”
“This deal is not acceptable, $PLAYER0.”
“You can pinch a penny even tighter than my Uncle Geert. Obviously, I cannot agree to this.”
“I would be a fool to accept such an offer, $PLAYER - and rest assured, I am no fool. But I am beginning to think YOU are.”
“Greediness is a nasty trait, $PLAYER0, and you’re displaying a lot of it lately.”
“$CIVNAME5 cannot accept that deal, to my regret.”
“Your offer is honorable but unacceptable.”
“If it were my own interests alone, I would accept your proposal without a second thought.  Alas, the people of $CIVNAME5 require more.”
“I realize you are trying to advance the interests of the $CIVADJ2 people, but my own must come first.  No deal.”
“Your offer is rejected.  In future do not waste my time so.”
“No.  Are you quite finished?”
“Even though you are a friend, I cannot honestly accept such an offer. A friend does not insult the good name of a friend.”
“Regretfully, $PLAYER0, I simply cannot accept such an offer.”
“It would be unreasonable for me to accept such an offer.”
“I would be a fool to accept such a proposal.”
“I am insulted to see an offer such as that upon the table. My subjects weep at your disrespect, and vow to avenge the scare of shame placed upon their Earth Shaker.”
“I am not a fool, $PLAYER0.   What you propose is blatantly unfair to the $CIVADJ6 civilization.”
“A pity, but such a one-sided offer is simply not acceptable.”
“I must humbly decline that proposal, $PLAYER0.”
“This offer is not acceptable, $PLAYER0.”
“Perhaps you should rethink that proposal, $PLAYER0.  Its terms are quite unfavorable to the $CIVNAME5.”
“It is insulting that you table such a proposal, $PLAYER0.”
“Once a thief always a thief, eh, $PLAYER0?”

; $PLAYER0 = player's name
; $CIVNAME1 = player's civ
; $CIVADJ2 = player's people (ADJ) 
; $AI3 = AI's name
; $CIVNAME4 = AI's Civ
; $CIVADJ5 = AI's people (ADJ)
; $CIVADJ6 = AI's people (NOUN)
#AISTRONGREJECT
#civ 1
#power 0
#mood 1
#random 2
"I cannot agree to this at all, friend $PLAYER0. It appears to be unfair on the face of it."
"I believe that this offer is completely unfair to $CIVNAME4, so I must regretfully decline."
"This offer is totally unfair to us!"
"Is this a joke? This offer is completely unfair."
"This offer is a grave insult to $CIVNAME4. The answer is NO!"
"Do not mock $CIVNAME4, $PLAYER0! I reject your contemptible offer!"
"$CIVNAME4 cannot accept such an unfair deal, $PLAYER0. Not even to accommodate a friend."
"I must decline this deal, with regret. It appears a bit, shall we say, 'one-sided?'"
"Are you aware that this deal is totally unfair?"
"Why do you waste fair $AI3's time with such a one-sided deal?"
"You must be kidding! Do you think I'm a fool?"
"Are you mad? I would never accept such an unfair deal!"
"This deal is unfair to $CIVNAME4, $PLAYER0. It saddens me to think that you would treat your friends so poorly."
"I must decline your offer, friend $PLAYER0. My people deserve better."
"I'm afraid that $CIVNAME4 must hold out for a fair deal, $PLAYER0. The one you offer is not."
"I have no time for this. The deal you offer is unacceptable in the extreme."
"WHAT? Are you insane?"
"Forget it, $PLAYER0. Your offer is absurd."
"According to my calculations, this offer is absolutely unfair to $CIVNAME4. Surely that was not your intent? Perhaps you should check your numbers."
"$CIVNAME4 cannot agree to these terms, even to please a friend. I am sorry."
"Patently unfair. Not a chance. End of subject."
"You seek to cheat $CIVNAME4, $PLAYER0. This displeases me greatly."
"I think not. I am not in the habit of giving my country's wealth to any barbarian yahoo who happens to come up and ask for it."
"Unacceptable, unacceptable, unacceptable! Oooo - you make me soooo mad!"
"Is this how you treat your friends, $PLAYER0? Surely $CIVNAME4 deserves better from you."
"I regret that $CIVNAME4 must decline your offer. It is not fair."
"You must think that the $CIVADJ5 people are utter idiots! You are wrong!"
"You call this an offer? Who do you think you are dealing with?"
"You test my patience severely, $PLAYER0! Go away before I do something that both of our countries will regret!"
"*PTUI!* I spit on your so-called 'offer'!"
"You do not treat your friends very fairly, $PLAYER0. This troubles me."
"I cannot agree to such a one-sided arrangement - not even to help a friend."
"The $CIVADJ2 people are not well-served when you deliberately insult Mother $CIVNAME4 like this, $PLAYER0."
"This offer is contemptible. I decline it."
"Not a chance! Are you mad?"
"This is unbelievable! Why does $CIVNAME1 spit in the face of $CIVNAME4?"
"$CIVNAME4 must decline this offer, $PLAYER0, with regret. It is unfair."
"My friend, why do you not bargain fairly with us? How have we displeased you?"
"Your offer is completely unacceptable."
"$CIVNAME4 cannot possibly accept this terrible offer!"
"WHAT? Do you mock $CIVNAME4? Be careful, $PLAYER0: I'm on the edge here!"
"I would eat dung before accepting such a contemptible offer!"
"This offer appears to be a bit one-sided, $PLAYER0. Well, A LOT one-sided, actually. We decline, with thanks."
"Hmmm. With friends like you, who needs enemies? I must reject your offer."
"Is this a joke? If so, I'm sorry but I don't find it at all funny."
"This offer smells like a barrel full of dead fish in July. I refuse to have anything to do with it."
"$PLAYER0, you persist in underestimating me. You may regret that some day - others have. I decline your contemptible offer."
"This offer is an insult to the people I have the honor to represent. Now go away before I forget myself and do something rural and picturesque."
"Friendship has its limits, $PLAYER0. This offer exceeds them."
"I cannot accept this offer, $PLAYER0. It appears unfair to $CIVNAME4 on the face of it."
"This offer is rejected. With disdain."
"That is your offer, eh? Are you a fool or a thief, I wonder?"
"What? You have the gall to offer $CIVNAME4 THIS?!? No! No! No! A thousand times, NO! Somebody hold me back before I gut this jackal!"
"Inconceivable! You must think we're idiots!"
"$CIVNAME4 must reject your offer, $PLAYER0. It is totally unfair to her."
"I cannot accept these terms, even to please you. I am sorry."
"$PLAYER0, your offer is a grave insult to $CIVNAME4."
"This is a completely unfair offer, and $CIVNAME4 will have nothing to do with it."
"WHAT? Certainly not! Your offer is absurd on the face of it!"
"I beg your pardon? Is THIS your idea of a fair trade? You must be insane!"
"I am shocked that you would abuse our friendship by offering me such a terrible deal, $PLAYER0!"
"$CIVNAME4 must refuse this offer. It is completely unfair."
"$CIVNAME4 refuses to discuss this contemptible offer."
"I decline this offer. It is totally unfair!"
"Your so-called 'offer' is enough to drive a pacifist to violence!"
"You must be kidding! Do you think I'm a fool?"
"$CIVNAME4 must refuse your offer, $PLAYER0."
"With regret, I must decline your offer. It is quite unfair to us."
"Don't insult me with such drivel!"
"$AI3 refuses to even discuss this pathetic offer."
"Fool! $CIVNAME4 will have nothing to do with such a one-sided deal. You had better hope that you fight more adroitly than you negotiate!"
"A thousand curses upon you and upon your contemptible offer!"
"I must decline your offer, my friend. It is awful."
"Your offer is terrible and I must reject it. But thanks for asking!"
"Don't insult me with such drivel!"
"Forget it. I'm not feeling that generous today."
"This offer is a grave insult to the $CIVADJ6!"
"What? You DARE to offer this 'deal' to $AI3, direct descendant of the gods?! You will suffer for this, I promise you!"
"Your offer is tempting, but entirely unfair to the $CIVADJ5 people. I decline, with thanks."
"Is this how you treat your friends, $PLAYER0? I am very disappointed in you."
"Perhaps you'd like my eldest son as well?"
"Not a chance."
"Do you mock Mighty $AI3 with this nonsense?"
"Do you take me for a simpleton? I have emptied entire continents for less provocation!"
"The $CIVADJ5 people decline your offer. I'm sorry."
"Is this the best offer that you can make, my friend? I fear that it is completely unacceptable to my people."
"You must be kidding! Do you think I'm a fool?"
"This deal is unfair and one-sided, and we reject it."
"Hah! I expect that you'd like me to throw in Manhattan Island as well!"
"You negotiate with forked tongue. That deal is contemptible."
"You waste all of our time with such nonsense."
"I believe that this offer is completely unfair to $CIVNAME4, so I must regretfully decline."
"Were I a blind old woman who could not recognize her own grand children, I would still find such an offer ridiculous!"
"Double or triple the value of your offer and perhaps you'll walk out of here alive!"
"That is your offer, eh? Are you a fool or a thief, I wonder?"
"You can not be serious! This deal is ludicrous!"
"I do want to trade with you, $PLAYER0, but you are making it difficult."
"We will not accept any such proposal."
"That deal is an insult to my intelligence, $PLAYER0."
"Why do you insist on wasting my time?"
"Is this some sort of game to you, $PLAYER0?"
"Honestly, $PLAYER0! Why do you think you can bamboozle me?"
"You are too frugal, $PLAYER0. I would never accept that."
"Let's just pretend that you didn't just try to swindle me."
"Are you trying to swindle me?"
"Don't waste any more of my time!"
"You will not beguile me like some flirty wench!"
"Arrrghh!"
"Despite our friendship, I can not agree to this deal, $PLAYER0."
"How are you able to look at me with a straight face while offering me this?"
"You can not be serious. I would not even offer this sham of a deal to my own enemies."
"Your bargaining skills leave a lot to be desired, $PLAYER0. Please leave me alone and only come back when you have something more to offer."
"You make a horrible salesman, $PLAYER0, surely there must be more that you can offer me."
"Unacceptable! Do not tell me that it is raining gold while you pee on me, $PLAYER0!"
"I'm sorry, there is no way I would ever accept this deal."
"I could never agree to this!"
"This deal is simply unbelievable...in a bad way."
"Regretfully, $CIVNAME4 must decline your offer, $PLAYER0."
"This offer is a sham!"
"Please, make another proposal when you are sober, $PLAYER0."
"I cannot agree to such a one-sided arrangement - not even to help a friend."
"I believe that this offer is completely unfair to $CIVNAME4, so I must regretfully decline."
"Forget it, $PLAYER0. Your offer is absurd."
"I beg your pardon? Is THIS your idea of a fair trade? You must be insane!"
"That is your offer, eh? Are you a fool or a thief, I wonder?"
"You can not be serious! This deal is ludicrous!"
"HAH! Ok, Ok... now put your 'real' proposal on the table. Your jokes bring a tear to my eye, $PLAYER0. I laugh so hard."
"Surely, you must have some idea of how unfair this deal is?"
"That deal is unacceptable."
"We will not accept any such proposal."
"Once again, you leave me hanging, $PLAYER0. I tire of this."
"Are you trying to raw-deal me? This is absurd!"
"I cannot agree to such a one-sided arrangement - not even to help a friend."
"Is this a joke? If so, I'm sorry but I don't find it at all funny."
"Forget it, $PLAYER0. Your offer is absurd."
"I beg your pardon? Is THIS your idea of a fair trade? You must be insane!"
"This is unbelievable! Why does $CIVNAME1 spit in the face of $CIVNAME4?"
"$AI3 refuses to even discuss this pathetic offer."
"You waste all of our time with such nonsense."
"I believe that this offer is completely unfair to $CIVNAME4, so I must regretfully decline."
"Were I a blind old woman who could not recognize her own grand children, I would still find such an offer ridiculous!"
"Double or triple the value of your offer and perhaps you'll walk out of here alive!"
"That is your offer, eh? Are you a fool or a thief, I wonder?"
"You can not be serious! This deal is ludicrous!"
"It is a waste of both my time and yours to see such nonsense tabled in front of me. If you were not a friend, $PLAYER0, I would be insulted."
"It is abundantly clear to me that this offer is blatantly unfair to $CIVNAME4. Why does a friend attempt to humor me with such nonsense?"
"Even if I were a blind beggar pleading for handouts I could see that such a deal is unfair to the people of $CIVNAME4."
"That deal is totally unacceptable. Why do you waste my time with such drivel?"
"You call that an offer? It is nothing short of thievery! Would you care to know what we do to thieves in $CIVNAME4?"
"Surely you jest, $PLAYER0. That proposal is an affront to my good sensibilities!"
"If you were not a friend, $PLAYER0, I would have you bodily removed from my premises for tabling such a one-sided proposal. Have your good senses departed you? Come now - I know that you can do much better than that."
"$PLAYER0, it pains me so to see you present such an unrealistic offer to me, $AI3, your friend. Surely this is a mistake?"
"Were I a barbarian, $PLAYER0, I would remove you bodily from my premises for tabling such rubbish. Have your wits completely abandoned you?! You had better be willing to cough up more - MUCH more!"
"You are not much of a bargainer, $PLAYER0, if you think that deal is even remotely agreeable."
"You call THAT a deal?? A pen of hogs would smell like roses if put against it."
"It is an insult to my intelligence that you even table such a ridiculous proposal, $PLAYER0!"
"I am insulted that someone I call a friend could think I would agree to such a blatantly unfair deal."
"You have obviously been enjoying too much good pilsner, my friend, if you thought I could agree to such nonsense."
"Absolutely not, $PLAYER0."
"That deal is most unfair to $CIVNAME4. I could never accept it."
"You are a scoundrel, $PLAYER0, if you think for a minute that I could even consider such a one-sided deal."
"You are clearly wasting my time tabling such rubbish! Is the entire $CIVADJ2 civilization nothing but thieves?"
“$PLAYER0, my friend, are you ill? This so-called ‘deal’ you propose is quite unfair to $CIVNAME4. Perhaps I should find you a tonic?”
“My dear $PLAYER0, surely there has been a mistake. I could never agree to such a one-sided deal.”
“You are a rascal, $PLAYER0, to propose such a one-sided deal.”
“I find this totally unacceptable, $PLAYER0.”
“You are a cod-brained fool, $PLAYER0, to propose such a one-sided deal - and then to think it might actually be acceptable.”
“This is not a deal at ALL, $PLAYER0 - this is thievery, and YOU are the thief!”
“$PLAYER0, surely you realize that proposal is quite one-sided? If you were not a friend I would think you were trying to cheat me.”
“This I must decline, my dear $PLAYER0. It is quite unfair to $CIVNAME4.”
“This proposal of yours is unfair - oh, and unacceptable, too!”
“$CIVNAME4 could never agree to this, $PLAYER0.”
“Were I not mannered, $PLAYER0, I would spit on that proposal. As it is, I’ll just reject it out of hand instead.”
“You take me for a fool?!”
“What manner of evil spirit has possessed you, $PLAYER0, to think I would consider such an unfair offer?  Let me summon my priests immediately!”
“Surely you jest, $PLAYER0.”
“I suppose I could expect nothing better from the likes of you, $PLAYER0.  $CIVNAME5 is not a nation of fools, though.”
“Perhaps the barbarians you associate with are gullible enough to consider such short-sighted offers, $PLAYER0, but rest assured that the $CIVADJ6 are not.”
“I have heard enough.  In my presence you stand above your station, and now you insult me with that offer?”
“I would sooner accept an offer of the pox from a disease-ridden beggar than the one you have just made, $PLAYER0.”
“It is a waste of both my time and yours to see such nonsense placed before me.  If you were not a friend, $PLAYER0, I would be insulted. In fact, forget friendship. I am insulted!”
“It is abundantly clear to me that this offer is unfair to the $CIVNAME4.  Why does a friend attempt to scar me with such nonsense?”
“Even if I were a blind slave pleading for scraps I could see that such a deal is unfair to the $CIVNAME4. Are we not friends, $PLAYER0?”
“That deal is totally unacceptable.  Why do you waste my time with such drivel?”
“You call that an offer?  It is nothing short of thievery!  Would you care to know what we do to thieves in $CIVNAME4 land? Step outside and see the bodies spitted up on poles to know what I think of your offer.”
“Surely you jest, $PLAYER0.  That proposal is an affront to my good sensibilities!”
“Were you not a friend, $PLAYER0, I would have you thrown into my slave pit for offering such a one-sided deal.  Come now - I know that you can do better than that.”
“$PLAYER0, it pains me to see you present such an unrealistic offer to me, $AI3, your friend.  How have I insulted you?”
“Were I a barbarian, $PLAYER0, I throw you into my slave pit for offering such rubbish.  Have your wits completely abandoned you?!  You had better be willing to cough up more - MUCH more!”
“You are not much of a bargainer, $PLAYER0, if you think that deal bounces my ball.”
“You call THAT a deal?  A pen of slave would smell like roses if put against it.”
“It is an insult to my intelligence that you even table such a ridiculous proposal, $PLAYER0!”

; $PLAYER0 = player's name
; $CIVNAME1 = player's civ
; $CIVADJ2 = player's people (ADJ)
; $AI3 = AI's name
; $CIVNAME4 = AI's Civ
; $CIVADJ5 = AI's people (ADJ)
; $CIVADJ6 = AI's people (NOUN)
#AITOTALREJECT
#civ 1
#power 0
#mood 1
#random 2
"Unfortunately, this does not work for us at present."
"I regret that $CIVNAME4 cannot accept your offer at this time, $PLAYER0."
"$AI3 appreciates your offer, but we are unable to accept the deal at this time."
"We are unable to accept such a deal."
"The answer is, 'no!'"
"Not a chance. Forget it."
"We are unable to accept such a deal, friend $PLAYER0."
"I fear that the answer is, 'no.'"
"Fair $AI3 must decline your offer for the time being."
"$CIVNAME4 declines your offer."
"Not a chance. Forget it."
"Impossible! I will make no such deal!"
"I fear that I do not see how such a deal is possible at this time."
"I am afraid that $CIVNAME4 is unable to accept such a deal."
"No. It does not work for us at present."
"$CIVNAME4 can make no such bargain with you."
"I will not even discuss such a deal with you!"
"No! I will speak about this no more!"
"I fear that we cannot accept your offer at this time, $PLAYER0."
"We are unable to accept such a deal, my friend."
"Not a chance. Forget it."
"Such an agreement would violate the spirit - if not the letter - of $CIVADJ5 law."
"Certainly not! I will not even discuss it!"
"What you ask is impossible!"
"I must regretfully decline."
"I'm afraid that $CIVNAME4 can make no such commitment, $PLAYER0."
"At present, Brave $CIVNAME4 must decline your offer."
"I think not. That would not be prudent at this time."
"Not a chance!"
"Certainly not!"
"I'm sorry, but other pressing obligations keep us from accepting your fine offer."
"$CIVNAME4 appreciates the offer from generous $CIVNAME1, but we must decline."
"I must decline your offer at this time."
"I cannot accept your offer, $PLAYER0."
"$CIVNAME4 will entertain no such offers from you!"
"That cannot be done!"
"$CIVNAME4 must regretfully decline your fine offer."
"I cannot accept your offer at this time. I am sorry."
"This would not be in $CIVNAME4's best interests at the moment."
"While we are eager to do business with the $CIVADJ2 people, $CIVNAME4 cannot agree to this offer."
"Impossible!"
"We will have no part of this!"
"I don't see how that could happen. Sorry."
"The answer is 'no.'"
"No. It does not work for us at present."
"Sorry, $PLAYER0, but we have other fish to fry."
"The answer is, 'no!' I decline to discuss this matter further."
"We want no part of this!"
"We are unable to accept such a deal."
"$CIVNAME4 begs to decline your offer at this time."
"That would not be in our best interests, $PLAYER0."
"$CIVNAME4 cannot accept your offer."
"Your offer is refused!"
"We will not discuss this further!"
"We are unable to accept such a deal."
"The answer is 'no.'"
"$CIVNAME4 has no wish to enter into such an agreement at present."
"That cannot happen, $PLAYER0, for reasons of State."
"Your offer is refused!"
"$CIVNAME4 will make no such arrangement with you!"
"No, $PLAYER0, $CIVNAME4 must decline your offer."
"Sorry, but $CIVNAME4 has no wish to enter into such an agreement at this time."
"With all respect, $CIVNAME4 must refuse your offer."
"$CIVNAME4 cannot accept your offer at this time."
"$CIVNAME4 declines your offer. End of subject."
"There is no way $CIVNAME4 will enter into any such agreement with you!"
"I regret that $CIVNAME4 is unable to accept such a deal."
"$AI3 must decline this deal, $PLAYER0."
"$CIVNAME4 declines your offer."
"No. It does not work for us at present."
"There is no way that $CIVNAME4 can agree to any such deal!"
"Inconceivable!"
"The gods forbid me from accepting your deal, $PLAYER0."
"I fear that we must decline at present."
"Not a chance. Forget it."
"It is not a propitious time for the $CIVADJ6 to make such an agreement."
"The $CIVADJ6 reject your offer!"
"I, $AI3, totally and entirely reject this offer!"
"Friend $PLAYER0, we are unable to accept such a deal."
"We cannot agree to your offer. Please convey my apologies to the $CIVADJ2 people!"
"No. It does not work for us at present."
"The $CIVADJ6 refuse your offer, $PLAYER0. For the moment."
"Your offer is rejected!"
"Certainly not!"
"We decline your offer, with thanks."
"With apologies, I cannot accept this offer at this time."
"We will not lie to you, $PLAYER0 - such an arrangement is not possible at this time."
"We would be foolish to enter into that agreement at this time."
"Forget it! Such an arrangement would be totally against the best interests of the $CIVADJ5 people!"
"I will not entertain this offer!"
"No. I regret that we cannot accede to your request at this time."
"We decline your fair offer, with thanks."
"Unacceptable, $PLAYER0. For reasons of State. I'm sure you understand."
"I must refuse your offer at this time."
"$CIVNAME4 will not agree to such a deal with $CIVNAME1. Period."
"I decline to consider your offer at this time. Now kindly change the subject."
"$CIVNAME4 cannot agree to these terms, even to please a friend. I am sorry."
"I cannot accept these terms, even to please you. I am sorry."
"$PLAYER0, your offer is a grave insult to $CIVNAME4."
"Not a chance."
"Perhaps if you spent more time listening to your advisors and less haunting houses of ill-repute you'd see the insult in such an offer."
"I could only agree to this deal if I knock myself bloody with a rock. I am all out of rocks and you are virtually out of time."
"Despite our friendship I would never even consider such an imbalanced offer."
"The joke is on you, $PLAYER0. I will not agree to this."
"Unacceptable!"
"Not a chance!"
"You can kiss my royal..."
"Is this some sort of sick joke?"
"Bandit!"
"Hogwash!"
"Absolutely not!"
"Not a chance!"
"Your deal is an affront to common sense, $PLAYER0!"
"Are you trying to make me go berserk?!"
"While I appreciate the gesture, it would be foolish of me to accept."
"Not a chance. Forget it."
"I must regretfully decline."
"We will not discuss this pitiful scrap of a deal any further!"
"My foreign advisor has instructed me to laugh in your face. So...HAH!"
"Not a chance. Forget it."
"Not a chance!"
"Impossible!"
"Most definitely not."
"That can not be done."
"We want no part of this!"
"I refuse to be cheated!"
"$CIVNAME4 cannot agree to these terms, even to please a friend. I am sorry."
"I cannot accept these terms, even to please you. I am sorry."
"$PLAYER0, your offer is a grave insult to $CIVNAME4."
"Not a chance."
"A thousand curses upon you and upon your contemptible offer!"
"I think not. I am not in the habit of giving my country's wealth to any barbarian yahoo who happens to come up and ask for it."
"Madness!"
"You are a lunatic!"
"I have never been so insulted in my life!"
"Not a chance!"
"I am not as dumb as you look, $PLAYER0."
"Am I to sit here and be cheated by this charlatan? No! I refuse!"
"The answer is, 'no!'"
"$CIVNAME4 can make no such bargain with you."
"That deal is an insult to my intelligence."
"Certainly not!"
"No! I will speak about this no more!"
"The answer is, 'no!'"
"Dear $PLAYER0, you become feeble in your old age. Even a friend cannot consider accepting such an unfair proposal. I believe it is time for you to depart."
"Your intelligence once impressed me, $PLAYER0. But to propose such an unfair deal... well, let us say I am no longer impressed."
"Surely you did not consider such an offer as fair? The good citizens of $CIVNAME4 would no longer have me as their leader were I to even consider it."
"Common sensibilities insist that I must strongly reject a proposal that is so shamelessly unfair to the $CIVADJ5 people."
"Setting forth such a ridiculous proposal to me, the mighty $AI3, only proves that your mind has departed your body. Take your bunk elsewhere. We will speak no more of such nonsense!"
"I find such an offer nothing short of ridiculous. It is an insult to me, $AI3, and to the $CIVADJ5 people to think such would be acceptable."
"I must respectfully completely reject your last proposal, $PLAYER0. I find such a deal totally one-sided and altogether unacceptable."
"Your good senses must have departed you, $PLAYER0, to think that I, $AI3, could agree to such a ridiculous proposal."
"Your senses must have left you if you even thought that I, $AI3, would even consider such ridiculous terms."
"Absolutely unacceptable. You are obviously here only to waste my time. I strongly suggest that you leave the premises before I have you bodily removed."
"It angers me greatly, $PLAYER0, that you even thought that I, $AI3 the Great, would even consider such utterly outrageous terms."
"Are have gone totally insane? Surely only someone whose head is diseased would think to offer the great $AI3 such a ridiculous proposal."
"Is your head full of knockwurst, $PLAYER0? I could never agree to such nonsense!"
"You would have to be a little knocked in the head, $PLAYER0, if you thought that I could ever agree to such utter nonsense."
"Even a hundred wiener dogs on skis could never make me agree to such a blatantly unfair proposition."
"Absolutely not! And stay away from the pilsner, you fool!"
"No! Absolutely not, $PLAYER0. Not in a hundred years."
"Ridiculous! The knockwurst I dined upon last night showed more signs of intelligence than your latest proposal."
“I am sorry, $PLAYER0, but there is not even a shred of sanity in that ‘deal’ you propose.”
“Completely unacceptable. Were you not a friend, $PLAYER0, I would think you were trying to get the better of me.”
“I must reject that proposal in the strongest terms. It is completely unacceptable to $CIVNAME4.”
“Totally unacceptable. If you cannot do better than that, $PLAYER0, then I believe I have wasted my time agreeing to meet with you.”
“That malodorous ‘deal’ is utterly unacceptable.”
“What you propose is TOTALLY unacceptable.”
“That’s about the craziest offer I’ve ever seen, $PLAYER0, my friend, and totally unacceptable.”
“A decidedly one-sided offer, $PLAYER0. You are straining our friendship proposing such utter hooey.”
“There is more hooey in that deal, $PLAYER0, than all the dikes in $CIVNAME4 could hold back.”
“I could never agree to such an utterly one-sided proposal, $PLAYER0.”
“You are a cheapskate and a scoundrel! It angers me to deal with you.”
“Forget it! I can see that dealing with the $CIVADJ2 is a waste of time!”
“What you propose is impossible, $PLAYER0.  I wish it were not so.”
“Perhaps, in a better and more civilized world, $CIVNAME4 could be so generous.  But until that world arrives, I must decline.”
“No serious nation could make such an offer to the mighty $CIVADJ6 and expect it to be considered.  You must be truly desperate.”
“I would accept that offer when the barbarians are howling at the moon from the ruins of our cathedrals and colosseums.  That is to say – never.”
“Look at yourself, a barbarian in gaudy robes, coming to make laughable demands of the civilized rulers of $CIVNAME4.  It would be amusing, were it not such a sobering reminder of the low state of humanity outside our borders.”
“If you depart this instant, after having insulted me so, I may yet spare your envoys a trip to the gladiators’ pens.”
“Dear $PLAYER0, you’ve become feeble in your old age.  Even a friend cannot entertain such an unfair proposal.  I believe it is time for you to depart. My scouts will show you the way…”
“Your intelligence once impressed me, $PLAYER0.  But to propose such an unfair deal ... well, let us say I am no longer impressed.”
"Surely you did not consider THAT a fair offer?  The good citizens of the $CIVNAME4 would no longer have me as their Sapa-Inca were I to even consider it.”
“Common sensibilities insist that I must strongly reject a proposal that is so shamelessly unfair to the $CIVADJ5 people. Why, even the waters of Lake Titicaca churn with mud at that proposal.”
“Setting forth such a ridiculous proposal to me, mighty Earth Shaker $AI3, only proves that your mind has departed your body. Perhaps my priests have sucked your brain out through your nose during a mummification ceremony? Take your bunk elsewhere.  We will speak no more of such nonsense!”
“I find such an offer nothing short of ridiculous.  It is an insult to me, Earth Shaker $AI3, and to the $CIVADJ5 people to think such would be acceptable.”
“I must completely reject your last proposal, $PLAYER0.  I find such a deal totally one-sided and insulting.”
“Your good senses must have departed you, $PLAYER0, to think that I, wondrous $AI3, could agree to such a ridiculous proposal.”
“Your senses must have left you if you thought that I, $AI3, would even consider such ridiculous terms. Do I look like a fool to you?”
“Absolutely unacceptable.  You are obviously here only to waste my time and poke at my jaguar in its cage.  I strongly suggest that you back away from the cage before I have you bodily removed and tossed into my slave pit.”
“It wounds me greatly, $PLAYER0, that you thought that I, $AI3 the Great, would consider such outrageous terms.”
“Are have gone totally insane?  Surely only someone whose head is diseased would think to offer the great $AI3 such a ridiculous proposal.”

; $PLAYER0 = player's name
; $CIVNAME1 = player's civ
; $CIVADJ2 = player's people (ADJ) 
; $AI3 = AI's name
; $CIVNAME4 = AI's Civ
; $CIVADJ5 = AI's people (ADJ)
; $CIVADJ6 = AI's people (NOUN)
#AIREJECTTHREAT
#civ 1
#power 0
#mood 1
#random 1
"Why do you take this tone with us, friend? We cannot be influenced by threats."
"Your threats do not frighten me in the least. Let me know when you have something to back them up."
"You dare challenge $CIVNAME4? Ha! Your threats MEAN NOTHING to us! Now be gone!"
"$PLAYER0, it sounds as if you are threatening us. Surely that is not your intent. We will ignore this unpleasant episode for the sake of our friendship."
"We ignore your hollow threats."
"Much like your skull, your threats are empty. Go away now."
"This is no way to treat a friend! Your demands are rejected."
"$CIVNAME4 rejects your extortionate demands."
"I laugh in your face! $CIVNAME4 will not be intimidated by the likes of you."
"Are you demented? That is no way to treat a friend!"
"The $CIVADJ2 people have an exaggerated sense of their own might. We do not. We reject your demands."
"Tell your story walking, $PLAYER0! Mighty $CIVNAME4 does not give in to extortion."
"Do not make me laugh!"
"$CIVNAME4 sneers at your hollow threats."
"You seek to bully the stalwart $CIVADJ5 Folk? You underestimate us badly, $PLAYER0. I spit on your hollow threats."
"It's a sad state of affairs when $CIVNAME1 tries to bully her friends. We will have no part of this."
"Do not try to threaten Mother $CIVNAME4, $CIVNAME1. We know how to treat bullies."
"You are a jumped-up little fool, not worth the energy it would take to destroy you. Go away before I lose my temper!"
"Good friends are difficult to find, $PLAYER0. $CIVNAME1 is perilously close to destroying our friendship. I urge you not to pursue this further."
"$CIVNAME1 is a paper tiger. Your demands are rejected."
"Never! We would not give you a cup of water if you were drowning in the desert."
"With friends like you, who needs enemies? We decline."
"We think you're all hat and no cattle. Try again when you have something to back up your threats."
"Never! We refuse to give in to $CIVNAME1's extortionate demands."
"This is unseemly! Do you really threaten friendly $CIVNAME4? We cannot accede to your demands."
"Not in your lifetime, $PLAYER0."
"$CIVNAME4 refuses. Go boil your head."
"$CIVNAME4 cannot accede to your demands, $PLAYER0. That is no way to treat a friendly state."
"Extortion is a sin, $PLAYER0. Forget it."
"I will burn before giving in to your threats."
"Do not bully $CIVNAME4, $PLAYER0. You will surely lose far more than you would gain."
"Nations should not use their power to bully other nations into doing their will! You should be ashamed. I'll have nothing to do with this."
"$CIVNAME4 will not accede to $CIVNAME1's absurd demands. What are you going to do about it?"
"You seek to extort treasure from me! How extraordinary! I refuse, of course. But nice try. I'm proud of you."
"We would not give your pathetic civilization the time of day."
"The jackal does not dictate terms to the lion. I reject your squalid demands."
"Sorry? I must have misunderstood. That sounded an awful lot like extortion. Perhaps you would care to reword your statement?"
"We have ways to deal with bullies. They involve - let's see - snakes, ants, clamps, pointed sticks, wild dogs, boiling oil... And then things get REALLY unpleasant. Care to reconsider?"
"The $CIVADJ5 people reject your demands. The gods will punish you for your arrogance!"
"You should not treat your friends so, $PLAYER0. If you wish to keep them. The Mighty $CIVADJ6 reject your demands."
"We reject your outrageous demands."
"I don't have time for this idiocy! Go find someone a lot smaller to pick on."
"Why do you take this tone with us? Have not the $CIVADJ5 people been good friends to $CIVNAME1? We cannot agree to this demand."
"Your contemptible little civilization cannot threaten the Mighty $CIVADJ6. We totally reject your demands."
"Rejected. What are you gonna do about it, huh? Go ahead, punk - make my day."
"It's not very nice to try to blackmail your friends, $PLAYER0. Not at all cricket."
"This is nothing less than extortion. $CIVNAME4 does not give in to extortion."
"How DARE you? Do you not realize whom you are speaking to? Go now: I am perilously close to violating your diplomatic immunity with extreme prejudice!"
"Your imitation of a human with a backbone amuses us! Now perform a dance for $AI3's nickels!"
"You should exhibit slightly greater sense of self preservation, $PLAYER0. You are in no position to demand anything."
"Wonderful! I've been waiting for a chance to split your skull. Continue with your demands and empower my wrath!"
"$PLAYER0, you threaten your friends?! Your behavior is highly unusual."
"We know better than to bow down to you, $PLAYER0."
"We reject your outrageous demands, $PLAYER0."
"A man should never be too crafty or clever, $PLAYER0. The heart of a crafty man seldom sings with joy!"
"Too many unstable words are spoken by him who never holds his peace, $PLAYER0, and you babble without end."
"I will ignore your limp threats, $PLAYER0."
"$PLAYER0, your mind games amuse me. I nearly soiled myself, laughing at your expense."
"I was bullied ONCE as a child... that man now cleans my stables."
"Is this some sort of game to you?! I like games very much! Would you like to play one of my favorites? I call it: $PLAYER0 - head soccer ball!"
"Remember, $PLAYER0, even when you have lost all, keep your good name for if you lose that, you yourself become worthless."
"You snort and scratch for your own good, $PLAYER0. Your threats will be ignored."
"Swine! Your bluff has been called!"
"You would threaten me? Perhaps I have been wrong about you all along $PLAYER0."
"Take your empty threats elsewhere. While lesser leaders may have bowed down to you, I know you for the windbag you are."
"How crude! Be gone before I thrash you for your insolence!"
"If I did not know any better I would think that you had just threatened me, $PLAYER0."
"Take your threats elsewhere, $PLAYER0. We will not be shaken by your big words and frantic, meaningless chatter."
"What a great, big, foul mouth you have, $PLAYER0! Shall I shut it with my fist?"
"Friend, I know you better than you think, please do not insult me with such threats again."
"You can not bully $AI3! I refuse to give in to your silly demands."
"Never! It is clear that greed inspires you now. What happened to the $PLAYER0 that we knew and loved?"
"Is this the manner in which you normally talk to a friend? It is not a wonder that you have so few of them left, dear $PLAYER0."
"If you think that you can coerce the $CIVADJ5 civilization with hollow words you are sorely mistaken."
"Your hollow threats are wasted upon me. Do not be surprised if the wrath of $CIVNAME4 soon lays waste to your pitiful lands."
"And THIS is the thanks that $CIVNAME4 gets for being on good relations with $CIVNAME1? Next time, think twice before threatening the proud people of $CIVNAME4."
"You are sorely mistaken, $PLAYER0, if you think that you can bully the mighty warrior-nation of $CIVNAME4 with such baseless threats."
"PTUI!! The land of $CIVNAME4 spits upon the vile threats of $CIVNAME1!"
"Forget it! If this is the way you deal with a friend, $PLAYER0, I do not wish to know how you treat your enemies."
"No! But I have some spoiled sausage here you could try..."
 "Perhaps you would like some sauerkraut to go with this big, fat 'NO'?!"
“That sounds a lot like extortion, $PLAYER0, and no one extorts $CIVNAME4 and gets away with it.”
“Bull! You make an unreasonable demand, and then demand a reasonable answer.”
“Fool! I would not even give you a box of rotten fish!”
“I find it had to believe that someone I once called ‘friend’ would try to bully me so.”
“Your bully tactics are not going to work on the $CIVADJ6, $PLAYER0.”
“No - and don’t dare threaten the $CIVADJ6 again or our armies will make short work of your sad civilization!”
“Your words wound me, $PLAYER0.  The brotherhood of civilized leaders depends on courtesy and respect, not crudeness and threats.”
“Take your empty threats elsewhere, $PLAYER0.  $CIVNAME4 does not bow to the likes of you.”
“Your prattling amuses me, $PLAYER0, but we will see how you bluster when the $CIVADJ5 people decide at last to put you in your proper place.”
“Is this the manner in which you normally talk to a friend?  It is not a wonder that you have so few of them left, dear $PLAYER0.”
“If you think that you can coerce the $CIVADJ5 civilization with hollow words you are sorely mistaken. My people are hearty and steadfast in their dedication to the glory of the empire, $PLAYER0. Do not insult them with empty tambos.”
“Your hollow threats are not wasted upon me.  Do not be surprised if the wrath of the $CIVNAME4 soon lays waste to your pitiful lands.”
“And THIS is the thanks that the $CIVNAME4 get for being on good relations with $CIVNAME1?  Next time, think twice before threatening the proud people of $CIVNAME4.”
“You are quite confused, $PLAYER0, if you think that you can bully the mighty warrior-nation of the $CIVNAME4 with such baseless threats. Come closer to the cage, $PLAYER0; the jaguar is hungry.”
“Grrr!!  The land of the jaguar growls at the vile threats of $CIVNAME1!”

; Broken deal with that specific AI
; $PLAYER0 = player's name
; $CIVNAME1 = player's civ
; $CIVADJ2 = player's people (ADJ) 
; $CIVNAME3 = AI's Civ
; $CIVADJ4 = AI's people (ADJ)
; $CIVADJ6 = player's people (NOUN)
; $CIVADJ6 = AI's people (NOUN)
#AIREJECTBROKENDEAL 
#civ 0
#power 0
#mood 1
#random 6
"I'm afraid I cannot do that, $PLAYER0. Your regrettable treatment of us in the past makes that impossible."
"Unfortunately, I must decline. Previous agreements we had with you did not work out very well for the $CIVADJ4 people."
"My deep regrets, but I must refuse. $CIVNAME1 has broken deals with us in the past, remember?"
"The $CIVADJ4 people still remember the outcome of other agreements with $CIVNAME1, and they will not allow me to enter into another one at this time."
"I am sorry to say that that is impossible. Previous deals did not work out so well for $CIVNAME3, as you may recall."
"That is impossible, I'm afraid. My people remember too well the deals you have broken with us in the past."
"You have broken deals with us in the past. We will not risk another such insult."
"No. $CIVNAME3 did not fare very well in our dealings with you in the past, $PLAYER0, and we have no desire to recreate that experience."
"That will not happen, $PLAYER0. You have broken deals with us in the past, and the $CIVADJ4 people have long memories.'"
"After what you have done to us in the past? I think not!"
"$PLAYER0, you must have an especially low opinion of my intelligence. I remember very well how you cheated us in the past."
"$CIVNAME3 will not enter into a deal with you, $PLAYER0. You have cheated us in the past and we cannot trust you at all."
"You have broken deals with us in the past. We aren't going to fall for your shenanigans again."
"We have not forgotten your treatment of us in the past. The $CIVNOUN6 have long memories, $PLAYER0!"
"You expect us to fall for your lies again? You are stupider than I thought!"
"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Forget it!"
"Hah! After you have broken so many deals with $CIVNAME3 in the past? You arrogant toad!"
"$CIVNAME3 declines $CIVNAME1's offer. We are not foolish enough to let you take advantage of us again, $PLAYER0!"

; Discovered that you have broken a deal with someone else and doesn't trust you.
; $PLAYER0 = player's name
; $CIVNAME1 = player's civ
; $CIVADJ2 = player's people (ADJ) 
; $CIVNAME3 = AI's Civ
; $CIVADJ4 = AI's people (ADJ)
; $CIVNAME5 = Civ the player Stabbed
; $CIVADJ6 = AI's people (NOUN)
#AIREJECTINFORMEDOFBROKENDEAL 
#civ 0
#power 0
#mood 1
#random 6
"I deeply regret that we cannot do that, $PLAYER0. $CIVNAME5 has informed me that you have broken deals with them in the past."
"My spies have informed me of your treatment of $CIVNAME5, $PLAYER0. $CIVNAME3 cannot afford to risk the same outcome. I am sorry."
"I must decline, $PLAYER0. I have heard of your dealings with $CIVNAME5. Now let us speak of other things, shall we?"
"Unfortunately, rumors of $CIVNAME1's dealings with $CIVNAME5 have reached my people's ears, and they will not allow me to make such an arrangement with you."
"Regretfully, I must refuse. Your broken deals with $CIVNAME5 make it impossible for $CIVNAME3 to come to such an arrangement with you at this time."
"The $CIVADJ2 people have a reputation for breaking deals, I'm afraid. After what happened to $CIVNAME5, I cannot make any such agreement with you."
"$CIVNAME5 tells me that you have broken deals in the past. We aren't going to let you do that to us."
"Your reputation precedes you, $PLAYER0. You have broken deals with $CIVNAME5, and we shall not risk the same shabby treatment."
"Certainly not. $CIVNAME5 has told us of your perfidy."
"And what is to stop you from doing the same to $CIVNAME3 as you have done to $CIVNAME5?"
"Not after the way you treated $CIVNAME5, $PLAYER0."
"No. We know that you have broken deals with $CIVNAME5 and we will not let you do the same to us."
"Forget it! Your treatment of $CIVNAME5 is infamous. You won't make a fool of $CIVNAME3 as well!"
"Make a deal with you after what you did to $CIVNAME5? The $CIVADJ4 people would hang me as an idiot, and I wouldn't blame them!"
"The $CIVNOUN6 are not total idiots, $PLAYER0. We have heard what you did to $CIVNAME5 and we want no part of you."
"You are a liar and a cheat, $PLAYER0! I know you have broken deals with $CIVNAME5, and I won't let you do the same to $CIVNAME3!"
"You arrogant whelp! You think you can betray us the same way you did to $CIVNAME5? That ain't gonna happen!"
"Make a deal with you? Hah! We know that you have hosed over $CIVNAME5, $PLAYER0. $CIVNAME3 is not so easily cheated."

; User asking for right of passage treaty after violating right of pass in previous
; $PLAYER0 = player's name
; $CIVNAME1 = player's civ
; $CIVADJ2 = player's people (ADJ) 
; $CIVNAME3 = AI's Civ
; $CIVADJ4 = AI's people (ADJ)
; $CIVADJ5 = player's people (NOUN) 
; $CIVADJ6 = AI's people (NOUN)
#AIREJECTPASSAGEVIOLATION 
#civ 0
#power 0
#mood 1
#random 6
"Uh, well, the last time we had a right of passage treaty with $CIVNAME1, you sort of attacked us, didn't you?"
"I don't think we can do that, $PLAYER0. The $CIVNOUN6 remember what $CIVNAME1 did to us when we had a right of passage treaty with you before..."
"$CIVNAME3 cannot do that, $PLAYER0. After all, you DID sneak-attack us when we had such a treaty before."
"My apologies to the $CIVADJ2 people, but $CIVNAME3 has bitter memories of your betrayal of us in the past."
"I regret that we can't accommodate you. $CIVNAME3 remembers how you sneak-attacked us during a previous treaty."
"I'm afraid not, $PLAYER0. After all, you DID attack us during a previous right of passage agreement..."
"Remember what you did to us when we had a right of passage agreement with you before? Well, WE certainly do!"
"Not a chance. You betrayed $CIVNAME3 the last time we had a right of passage agreement, and we won't get fooled again."
"Do the $CIVADJ2 people take us for simpletons? You betrayed us before; you won't get another chance!"
"Excuse me while I laugh. You hosed us once with a right of passage agreement, and now you want us to let you do it again? I have two words for you: get stuffed."
"Go soak your head. We won't let you use a right of passage agreement to sneak-attack us again!"
"We're not stupid, $PLAYER0! You sneak-attacked us before, remember? We have no desire at all to recreate the experience!"
"WHAT? After what you did to us when we had such an agreement before? Liars and cheats are not welcome in $CIVNAME3, $PLAYER0. Find a way around us or don't go."
"So you can sneak-attack us again, like you did before? If you want to enter our soil, you'll have to pay for it. In blood!"
"We will not let you sneak-attack us again, $PLAYER0!"
"If any of your troops set foot on $CIVADJ3 soil we will kill them. We remember what you did to us the last time we had this treaty, $PLAYER0!"
"You self-delusional egomaniac! You sneak-attacked us when we had such an agreement before, and now you expect us to sign another one? Forget it!"
"Do you believe that I do not remember what you did to us when we had such an agreement before? I won't let you betray us again!"

; AI knows that user has violated right of passage agreement with someone else.
; $PLAYER0 = player's name
; $CIVNAME1 = player's civ
; $CIVADJ2 = player's people (ADJ) 
; $CIVNAME3 = AI's Civ
; $CIVADJ4 = AI's people (ADJ)
; $CIVNAME5 = Civ the player has Stabbed
#AIREJECTINFORMEDOFPASSAGEVIOLATION
#civ 0
#power 0
#mood 1
#random 6
"I must politely decline, $PLAYER0. You failed to honor your agreement with $CIVNAME5, and we cannot risk such a betrayal."
"That is impossible, I fear. We know that you sneak-attacked $CIVNAME5 while they had such a treaty with you, and $CIVNAME3 can ill-afford similar treatment."
"Uh, well, see, there's a rumor going around that you attacked $CIVNAME5 while crossing their country under the protection of this treaty, and as much as we like $CIVNAME1, we can't risk it. No offense."
"$CIVNAME5 has told us that you treated them very badly indeed when they made this treaty with you; we do not want to get the same treatment. I'm sorry."
"I cannot do this, $PLAYER0. We know of your ill-advised sneak-attack against $CIVNAME5 under the protection of this treaty."
"Unfortunately, you rendered such an agreement impossible when you broke your treaty with $CIVNAME5."
"You sneak-attacked $CIVNAME5 while under the protection of this treaty, $PLAYER0. I can't possibly trust you."
"You broke a similar treaty with $CIVNAME5, $PLAYER0. Why would anyone in their right mind believe that you wouldn't do it again?"
"I'd rather eat a bug. Your shabby sneak-attack against $CIVNAME5 is well-known."
"Keep your dirty, thieving troops off of our land. We know of your treatment of $CIVNAME5."
"Do you take us for cretins? $CIVNAME5 has told us of your perfidy, $PLAYER0."
"Can't do it. We know what you did to $CIVNAME5, and the $CIVADJ4 people don't want your troops anywhere near them."
"Your troops are not welcome in $CIVNAME3. Your infamous sneak-attack against $CIVNAME5 is known to us!"
"An agreement with you is not worth the paper it is written upon, $PLAYER0. The whole world knows of your betrayal of $CIVNAME5!"
"Make a right of passage agreement with a treaty-breaker like you? We know about $CIVNAME5, $PLAYER0. Go peddle your lies elsewhere."
"Yeah, sure. And perhaps we should give you the keys to our armory while we're at it. We know what happens to people who sign diplomatic agreements with you - remember $CIVNAME5?"
"The arrogance of the $CIVADJ2 people! You attack $CIVNAME5 under the protection of this treaty, and then you expect US to sign one with you as well? I'll see you dead first!"
"You DARE to come before me with this, this utter nonsense? We know full well about your treacherous attack against $CIVNAME5 when they had such an agreement with you! $CIVNAME3 does not treat with liars and cheats!"

; User signed mil alliance/mut prot pact with this ai, then betrayed em and is asking for another.
; $PLAYER0 = player's name
; $CIVNAME1 = player's civ
; $CIVADJ2 = player's people (ADJ) 
; $CIVNAME3 = AI's Civ
; $CIVADJ4 = AI's people (ADJ)
; $CIVNOUN5 = player's people (NOUN) 
; $CIVNOUN6 = AI's people (NOUN)
#AIREJECTMILITARYRETRACT
#civ 0
#power 0
#mood 1
#random 6
"You have failed to fully honor diplomatic agreements with us in the past and we must therefore politely decline."
"I'm afraid that $CIVNAME3 cannot sign such an agreement with you, $PLAYER0. We feel that you did not fully live up to your treaty obligations in the past."
"Please convey my regrets to the $CIVADJ2 citizens, $PLAYER0. $CIVNAME3 is not quite happy with the outcome of previous treaties with you, and we must decline."
"Previous treaties made with $CIVNAME1 have not worked out so well for $CIVNAME3, $PLAYER0. We regretfully decline."
"Later, perhaps - after the $CIVNOUN6 have had enough time to forget how you have ill-used them in the past."
"We are not interested, $PLAYER0. We feel that you did not fully live up to your treaties with us in the past."
"Not a chance. $CIVNAME1 has broken agreements with $CIVNAME3 before, and we are not eager to repeat the experience."
"Make another deal with you? Hah! Not a chance."
"You've got a nerve, $PLAYER0. You didn't keep your previous treaties with $CIVNAME3; why would I trust you again?"
"Have you forgotten your shabby treatment of us in the past? I haven't!"
"The $CIVADJ4 people would never countenance such a deal with you, $PLAYER0. They too well remember your treachery in the past."
"$CIVNAME1 has betrayed us before, $PLAYER0. We neither forgive nor forget."
"Go jump in a volcano. You have hosed us before - we're not going to let you do it again!"
"Deal with YOU? You've already stabbed $CIVNAME3 in the back once - do you REALLY expect us to give you another chance?"
"$CIVNAME3 will not deal with a liar and a treaty-breaker, $PLAYER0. Go now before I create a diplomatic incident on your head with this large rock!"
"You have betrayed us before, and we will not deal with you!"
"You are a treacherous, scheming worm, and $CIVNAME3 will not let you betray us again!"
"After you failed to live up to our previous agreements? Forget it!"

; AI heard that user broke alliance/prot pact in past.
; $PLAYER0 = player's name
; $CIVNAME1 = player's civ
; $CIVADJ2 = player's people (ADJ) 
; $CIVNAME3 = AI's Civ
; $CIVADJ4 = AI's people (ADJ)
; $CIVNAME5 = Civ the player has Stabbed
#AIREJECTINFORMEDOFMILITARYRETRACT 
#civ 0
#power 0
#mood 1
#random 6
"$CIVNAME5 informed us that you did not live up to your treaty obligations with them. I'm sorry, but we must refuse."
"Despite our friendship with $CIVNAME1, we must decline. We understand that you did not live up to your treaty obligations with $CIVNAME5, and we can't risk the same treatment."
"The $CIVADJ4 people must regretfully refuse. Your reputation for keeping treaties is not exemplary, $PLAYER0. I speak of course of the unfortunate incident with $CIVNAME5..."
"We cannot fully trust $CIVNAME1 - $CIVNAME5 has informed us of your betrayal. I'm sorry."
"Unfortunately, $CIVNAME1 has a poor reputation when it comes to keeping treaties - remember $CIVNAME5? I must refuse."
"This cannot happen. I know of your treatment of $CIVNAME5, and I cannot risk the same thing happening to $CIVNAME3."
"After the way you betrayed $CIVNAME5? I think not."
"We have heard of your shabby treatment of $CIVNAME5, $PLAYER0, and $CIVNAME3 will have nothing to do with you."
"$CIVNAME5 tells us that a treaty with you is not worth the paper it is written upon, $PLAYER0. We decline."
"Word of your betrayal of $CIVNAME5 has reached us, $PLAYER0. I would be foolish indeed to expect you to keep your word with $CIVNAME3, wouldn't I?"
"$CIVNAME3 declines. We cannot be sure that you will live up to your treaty obligations now any better than you did with $CIVNAME5."
"The $CIVADJ4 people refuse. You are known as a liar and a treaty-breaker, and we'll not deal with you."
"Go jump in a quicksand patch. You betrayed $CIVNAME5 and you'll betray us."
"Deal with you? We know that you betrayed $CIVNAME5, $PLAYER0! We don't like treaty-breakers around here. Go find someone else to lie to!"
"You must be kidding! You hosed $CIVNAME5 and now you want to hose $CIVNAME3. You're either incredibly arrogant or incredibly stupid. Which is it?"
"After the way you betrayed $CIVNAME5? $CIVNAME3 politely declines your lying, cheating, backstabbing offer. Have a nice day - elsewhere, preferably."
"$PLAYER0, we know you for the lying, cheating, treacherous backstabber you are. After what you did to $CIVNAME5 I'd sooner make a treaty with the devil himself."
"We are well-aware of your betrayal of $CIVNAME5, $PLAYER0. We cannot trust the $CIVADJ2 people and we cannot trust you."

; $PLAYER0 = player's name
; $CIVNAME1 = player's civ
; $CIVADJ2 = player's people (ADJ)
; $AI3 = AI's name
; $CIVNAME4 = AI's Civ
; $CIVADJ5 = AI's people (ADJ)
; $CIVADJ6 = AI's people (NOUN)
#AITHANKS
#civ 1
#power 1
#mood 0
#random 1
"May the friendship between $CIVNAME4 and $CIVNAME1 last for many years!"
"May the bond between $AI3 and $PLAYER0 grow stronger as we move forward."
"Good decision. We must build a closer bond - or else!"
"$CIVNAME4 salutes you, $PLAYER0!"
"We work together well, $PLAYER0. I look forward to many more mutually profitable arrangements in the future!"
"We thank our partner, $CIVNAME1, for coming to a fair and just arrangement."
"I $AI3, Godlike Ruler of the Mighty $CIVADJ6, do hereby offer my sincerest thanks to my good friend, $PLAYER0."
"$CIVNAME4 thanks you, $PLAYER0."
"$CIVNAME4 salutes its friend, the tiny nation of $CIVNAME1."
"You are wise beyond your years, friend $PLAYER0. $CIVNAME4 offers you its sincerest thanks."
"I am glad that we have concluded this arrangement amicably, $PLAYER0."
"That's done, then. Thanks and farewell!"
"I am so happy that our two nations can rise above petty rivalries like this! We will set an example the whole world will follow!"
"I congratulate you on your common sense, $PLAYER0."
"Our work is concluded. You may go."
"The sturdy $CIVADJ5 peasantry thanks the generous nation of $CIVNAME1!"
"I am SO pleased that we have been able to come to a fair agreement, $PLAYER0!"
"You have chosen wisely, $PLAYER0. It is important to maintain good relations with your betters, don't you agree?"
"Like a mighty castle, our friendship will survive, though the very heavens rain, er, big rocks down upon it!"
"You have our gratitude."
"Yours is a friendly and accommodating little culture. We thank you."
"I appreciate this, friend $PLAYER0. Thanks from all the $CIVADJ5 people!"
"On behalf of the people of $CIVNAME4, I thank you and all the $CIVADJ2 people."
"That's a job well done, don't you think?"
"I bow before you in friendship, $PLAYER0!"
"You have $CIVNAME4's thanks."
"I thank you. Now I'm sure that you have pressing business elsewhere..."
"$CIVNAME4 thanks you, fair and generous $PLAYER0!"
"May the Almighty bless and sanctify the friendship between our two great people!"
"$CIVNAME4 graciously acknowledges your friendship, $PLAYER0."
"You show great wisdom and friendship. $CIVNAME4 thanks you!"
"On behalf of the $CIVADJ5 people, I thank you!"
"$CIVNAME4 thanks you, $PLAYER0."
"Thank you, $PLAYER0. May both our people profit from our continued friendship!"
"$CIVNAME4 acknowledges your friendship. Thank you."
"We're done here, right? Well, don't let me keep you. Thanks and good bye."
"You show great wisdom and acumen in picking your friends, $PLAYER0. The $CIVADJ6 thank you."
"I will sacrifice fifty warriors in honor of your friendship!"
"The $CIVADJ5 people graciously thank the people of - whatever your culture's name is."
"We thank our friends and partners, the $CIVADJ2 people!"
"It is good that we can come together as equals like this, $PLAYER0."
"The $CIVADJ6 thank you, $PLAYER0. You may go now."
"$AI3 thanks you on behalf of the grateful $CIVADJ5 people!"
"$PLAYER0, my people thank you."
"Thank you, $PLAYER0."
"I, $AI3, Ruler of way too many places to mention, do hereby thank my good friend, $PLAYER0!"
"Excellent! I'm quite pleased. Let's sit down and have a jolly cup of tea, shall we?"
"Our work is finished here, is it not? Well, then, don't let me keep you. Ta!"
"You are almost an equal in cunning and martial prowess, $PLAYER0. I, $AI3, thank you for your visit."
"It was our pleasure in speaking with you. Odd, since you are so far inferior, but personality goes a long way"
"Your visit was not a complete waste. Come back again when you have something to offer the $CIVADJ6."
"You make me so happy, $PLAYER0!"
"You have our thanks."
"Thanks, I guess."
"It has been a pleasure doing business with you, $PLAYER0."
"Thank you, $PLAYER0. Is there anything else?"
"Thanks. Will that be all?"
"Thank me? No, no... thank YOU, $PLAYER0!"
"Many thanks, may your days be sunny or something."
"No, really, I mean it...from the bottom of my heart: thanks."
"Thank you, $PLAYER0! Our bards are already creating compositions in your honor."
"Thank you, $PLAYER0."
"That will be all for now, $PLAYER0."
"Lo! I am gracious unto you!"
"Many thanks, $PLAYER0!"
"Thanks, $PLAYER0."
"You have my eternal gratitude, $PLAYER0."
"Thank you. Your cooperation has been noted."
"Thanks...a ton. Seriously."
"Your fair and courteous dealings with the $CIVADJ5 people will not be forgotten, friend."
"Yes, I believe we will both profit from this deal. I look forward to doing business with you again."
"Thank you, $PLAYER0."
"The nation of $CIVNAME4 thanks the $CIVADJ2 people and their brave leader for their generosity. We pray that this friendship between our peoples will continue unabated."
"Your generosity is appreciated."
"The mighty nation of $CIVNAME4 salutes you, $PLAYER0."
"Nations of greater stature have shown lesser generosity than that recently exhibited by you and your people, $PLAYER0. It was a pleasure dealing with you."
"I am glad that we could reach an agreement, $PLAYER0."
"$CIVNAME4 cherishes all of its friends - even one so small as you."
"$CIVNAME4 is grateful to have such a generous and powerful friend as $CIVNAME1. Now, about those wiener dogs you wanted..."
"$CIVNAME4 sends her thanks."
"Thank you, $PLAYER0. I hope your small 'empire' can afford such generosity."
“$CIVNAME4 gives great thanks to the great nation of $CIVNAME1.”
“On behalf of the $CIVADJ5 people I thank you.”
“Generosity is a sure sign of greatness, $PLAYER0. Perhaps some day your civilization will also be ‘great’.”
“The generosity of $CIVNAME1 is all the talk in $CIVNAME4.”
“It is a good agreement, $PLAYER0, and will benefit both our peoples.”
“$CIVNAME4 thanks you.”
“It is thanks to powerful and generous nations such as $CIVNAME1 that the barbarians have not yet overrun all that is great and glorious in the world.”
“$CIVNAME4 thanks you, $PLAYER0.  You have helped to ensure your nation’s prosperity at our side.”
“It is good to see that at least some weak nations understand their place in the world, $PLAYER0.”
“The nation of the $CIVNAME4 thanks the $CIVADJ2 people and their brave leader for their generosity.  We pray that this friendship between our peoples will continue unabated.”
“Your generosity is appreciated.”
“The mighty nation of the $CIVNAME4 salutes you, $PLAYER0. You have nobility in your veins. Perhaps a bloodletting ceremony in your honor will show my people just how noble you are?”
“You are a noble creature, $PLAYER0.  It was a pleasure dealing with you.”
“I am glad that we could reach an agreement, $PLAYER0. Now, let us go and watch a ball game.”
“The $CIVNAME4 cherishes all of their friends – even one so small as you.”

#AIWHATEVER
#civ 0
#power 0
#mood 1
#random 18
"Is there anything more?"
"You were saying?"
"Take your time..."
"I beg your pardon?"
"What?"
"I don't understand."
"I beg your pardon?"
"Please continue."
"Do you want to discuss anything else?"
"Go on..."
"Please go on."
"Go ahead."
"Is that all?"
"I beg your pardon?"
"You were saying?"
"Sorry?"
"Please go on."
"What?"
"I haven't got all day, you know."
"I'm a busy ruler. Please get on with it."
"I haven't got all day..."
"Umm, right..."
"Huh?"
"Yeah, sure, whatever..."
"What?"
"Huh?"
"Moving right along..."
"Change your mind?"
"Pardon me?"
"Could you please hurry this up?"
"Something on your mind?"
"Go ahead..."
"What are you talking about?"
"What was that all about?"
"Get on with it, please."
"I haven't got all day..."
"Are you deliberately testing my patience?"
"Please don't waste my time."
"Quit stalling!"
"Stop that!"
"What are you doing?"
"Could you hurry this up?"
"Why are you wasting my time like this?"
"Moving right along..."
"I grow tired of your games."
"Don't waffle on the issue."
"What are you trying to tell me?"
"Don't toy with me."
"I don't have time for this."
"Three words: increase your medication..."
"Stop fooling around."
"Hurry up, will you?"
"Get on with it!"
"Are you quite finished yet?"

; $PLAYER0 = player's name
; $CIVNAME1 = player's civ
; $CIVADJ2 = player's people (ADJ) 
#AIPROPOSALRESPONSE
#civ 0
#power 0
#mood 1
#random 12
"Let us hear your idea..."
"What do you suggest?"
"I'm listening..."
"Go ahead: I'm listening."
"What do you have in mind, great $PLAYER0?"
"We're always looking for a fair exchange, $PLAYER0. Go ahead."
"What do you suggest, generous $PLAYER0?"
"Go ahead: shoot."
"Let's hear what you're offering." 
"$CIVNAME1's generosity is famous the world over. Let me hear the offer."
"What would the generous $CIVADJ2 people suggest?"
"I'm quite eager to come to an agreement with you. What is your offer?"
"What do you have to offer?"
"Let us hear your offer."
"Well, what would you suggest?"
"Well, what would you suggest?"
"I'm listening..."
"I'm listening..."
"What do you have in mind, great $PLAYER0?"
"Go ahead: I'm listening."
"Go ahead: state your offer. And hurry up - I can't spend all day at this!"
"What would the generous $CIVADJ2 people suggest?"
"Well, let's hear your brilliant idea."
"Well, go ahead and put something on the table." 
"What do you have to offer?"
"Well, state $CIVNAME1's offer - and be quick about it."
"I'm listening..."
"What do you have in mind, great $PLAYER0?"
"Go ahead: I'm listening."
"So, what is this great deal you are offering me?"
"What do you suggest? And hurry up - I can't spend all day at this!"
"All right, I listen. But mind that you don't try any of your swinging $CIVADJ2 merchants' tricks on me..."
"Well, $PLAYER0, let's hear your brilliant idea!"
"All right. Let's hear it then."
"Hmmm. The $CIVADJ2 merchants are known the world over as crafty bargainers, but I'll listen to your offer."
"Well, then? What are you waiting for? Let's see the 'generous' deal you offer me."

; $PLAYER0 = player's name
; $CIVNAME1 = player's civ
; $CIVADJ2 = player's people (ADJ) 
#AICOUNTERRESPONSE
#civ 0
#power 0
#mood 1
#random 12
"Do you have a better idea?"
"Well, what would you suggest?"
"I'm listening..."
"Go ahead: I'm listening."
"What do you have in mind, great $PLAYER0?"
"Do you have a counter-offer, $PLAYER0?"
"What would you suggest, generous $PLAYER0?"
"I'm sorry the deal was unacceptable, $PLAYER0. Do you have a counter-offer?"
"$CIVNAME1's generosity is famous the world over. What would you suggest?"
"What would the generous $CIVADJ2 people suggest?"
"I'm quite eager to come to an agreement with you. Let's hear you counter-offer."
"I'm quite ready to hear an alternate deal, $PLAYER0."
"Do you have a better idea?"
"Do you have a better idea?"
"Well, what would you suggest?"
"Well, what would you suggest?"
"I'm listening..."
"I'm listening..."
"What do you have in mind, great $PLAYER0?"
"Go ahead, I'm listening."
"What do you suggest, then? Hurry up, I can't spend all day at this!"
"Do you have a counter-offer?"
"Well, let's hear your brilliant idea!"
"Don't like that deal, eh? Well, why don't you put something on the table?"
"Do you have a better idea?"
"Well, what would $CIVNAME1 suggest?"
"I'm listening..."
"What do you have in mind, great $PLAYER0?"
"Go ahead, I'm listening."
"Let's hear your counter-offer, then."
"What do you suggest, then? Hurry up, I can't spend all day at this!"
"You have a better idea, I suppose?"
"Well, $PLAYER0, let's hear your brilliant idea!"
"Don't like that deal, eh? Well, why don't you put something on the table?"
"You are a difficult person to bargain with. What is your counter-offer?"
"Go ahead. Steal my shirt, why don't you? Let's hear this wonderful counter-offer?"

; $PLAYER0 = player's name
; $CIVNAME1 = player's civ
; $CIVADJ2 = player's people (ADJ) 
#AIREJECTRESPONSE
#civ 0
#power 0
#mood 1
#random 12
"Let's hear an offer from you, then."
"That won't work for you, eh? Well, what will?"
"Would you like to make a different offer, friend $PLAYER0?"
"Do you wish to make a counter-proposal, $PLAYER0?"
"I'm sorry that deal doesn't meet with your approval. Do you have another offer in mind?"
"I'd be happy to entertain any offer generous $CIVNAME1 wishes to make, $PLAYER0."
"Don't like that one, huh? Too bad. Do you have something different to suggest?"
"Well, I'm sure we can do business, $PLAYER0. Why don't you make a counter-proposal?"
"I'm sorry that doesn't work for your people. Do you care to suggest an alternative?"
"Well, you suggest something, then!"
"Too bad. Do you have something else in mind?"
"All right. Why don't you put something on the table?"
"Let's hear an offer from you, then."
"Let's hear an offer from you, then."
"All right - do you have something different in mind?"
"Don't like that one, huh? Too bad. Do you have something different to suggest?"
"Well, I'm sure we can do business, $PLAYER0. Why don't you make a counter-proposal?"
"Well, you suggest something, then!"
"Too bad. Do the $CIVADJ2 people have something else in mind?"
"Hrmph. Well, you have a better idea, I suppose?"
"You have a different deal in mind, I suppose?"
"Well, offer something different, then!"
"You would like to suggest an alternative, I suppose?"
"I see. Well, then, make an offer YOU can live with. Sheesh!"
"That won't work for you, eh? Well, what will?"
"Let's hear an offer from you, then."
"All right - do you have something different in mind?"
"All right - do you have something different in mind?"
"Hrmph. Well, you have a better idea, I suppose?"
"I see. Well, then, make an offer YOU can live with. Geeez!"
"You are immensely frustrating! Why don't you put something on the table, then?"
"I should have know better than to expect reasonableness from $CIVNAME1. Well come on then - YOU make an offer."
"Well, what kind of deal would the cheap, penny-pinching $CIVADJ2 people accept, then?"
"Sheesh! It's like I'm speaking to a brick wall here! Well, let's hear YOUR offer then!"
"Well, you suggest something, then!"
"You decline our generous offer? I am very disappointed, $PLAYER0. Oh well. I suppose you have something else to suggest?"

; $PLAYER0 = player's name
; $CIVNAME1 = player's civ
; $CIVADJ2 = player's people (ADJ) 
; $CIVNAME3 = AI's civ
; $CIVADJ4 = AI's people (ADJ)
; $CIVADJ5 = player's people (NOUN) 
#AIUNDERSTANDRESPONSE
#civ 0
#power 0
#mood 1
#random 12
"May the friendship between $CIVNAME1 and $CIVNAME3 last for a thousand years! Is there anything else you wish to discuss?"
"It has been a pleasure dealing with you, $PLAYER0! Is there anything else you wish to discuss?"
"It has been $CIVNAME3's pleasure. Is there something else for us to discuss?"
"Excellent. Now, is there anything else?"
"Is there anything else?"
"The $CIVADJ4 people appreciate your business. Have a nice day!"
"Good. Is there something else you wish to discuss?"
"Thank you, $PLAYER0. Is there any other little thing $CIVNAME3 can do for you?"
"Is there something else you wish to discuss?"
"Well, that's the end of that. Is there something else?"
"I'm sure you're quite busy, $PLAYER0. Please don't let me detain you."
"So what else can the friendly $CIVADJ4 people do for you today?"
"Is there something else you wish to discuss?"
"Is there anything else you would like to talk about?"
"Excellent. Now, is there anything else?"
"I'm sure you're quite busy, $PLAYER0. Please don't let me detain you."
"Is there anything else?"
"It has been $CIVNAME3's pleasure. Is there something else for us to discuss?"
"Well, I'm quite busy assuring $CIVNAME3's world domination. Is there anything else?"
"Well, that's the end of that. Is there something else?"
"Well, don't let me keep you. Unless you've something else to discuss, I bid you adieu."
"Is there anything else?"
"Well, is there something else you wish to discuss?"
"Well, that's that. Don't let me detain you further, $PLAYER0. Good bye!"
"Is there something else you wish to discuss?"
"Is there anything else you would like to talk about?"
"Excellent. Now, is there anything else?"
"I'm sure you're quite busy, $PLAYER0. Please don't let me detain you."
"Well, that's that. Don't let me detain you further, $PLAYER0. Good bye!"
"That's the end of that. Unless there's more to discuss, I'm out of here."
"Anything else you'd like to talk about? Well? Be quick about it!"
"That's settled. So why are you still here?"
"That's the end of that. So perhaps you could go away now, thank you very much."
"It's always a SINCERE pleasure to deal with the most kind, gracious and generous $CIVNOUN5. Unless there's more to discuss, I'd like to go home now and shoot myself..."
"Well, that's over with. Anything else you'd like to talk about?"
"Anything else I can do to you? Er, I mean, 'for you?'"

; $PLAYER0 = player's name
; $CIVNAME1 = player's civ
; $CIVADJ2 = player's people (ADJ) 
; $AI3 = AI's name
; $CIVNAME4 = AI's Civ
; $CIVADJ5 = AI's people (ADJ)
; $CIVADJ6 = AI's people (NOUN)
#AIWILLRETREAT
#civ 1
#power 0
#mood 1
#random 1
"Of course. They were just, uh, looking around. They will return leave soon."
"We meant no offense. Our troops will return home immediately."
"Ahh. You DO have a backbone - we were beginning to wonder. Our people will return home, for now."
"I apologize for this unfortunate error. Our people will return home shortly."
"Be assured that the $CIVADJ6 will leave your territory soon."
"Right. We were only probing your defenses - you understand... They will be back home soon."
"Whoa! How the heck did they get THERE? Of COURSE they will leave!"
"They'll leave immediately. I apologize for the ardor of the $CIVADJ5 people. No hard feelings, I hope?"
"$PLAYER0. My lads will leave. But there MAY soon come a day when they will return - for good."
"Our people will leave your territory right away. You have my word on it."
"My people have exceeded their orders. I will have them withdraw."
"Ooooh. I'm shaking! The $CIVADJ6 WILL exit your territory - for now - but not because you desire it - because it suits OUR purposes!"
"$CIVNAME4 deeply regrets this unfortunate incident, my friend $PLAYER0! I will have them executed immediately!"
"I apologize for my overzealous people. We will withdraw."
"You blustering fool! We will vacate your territory, for the moment. But we will return when the time is right!"
"Don't mention it again, $PLAYER0. I have NO idea why they are there in the first place, but I'll see that they leave at once!"
"I apologize for $CIVNAME4's accidental incursion into $CIVNAME1's territory. I do hope that we can put this regrettable incident behind us."
"As you wish. We will leave - for the moment."
"I deeply regret this unfortunate incident, $PLAYER0. Our men will be withdrawn right away!"
"Hrmph. Well, we were just leaving anyway..."
"We will leave immediately - if only to get away from your incessant yapping."
"I apologize on behalf of our generals, $PLAYER0. They get lost easily."
"Oh. Is that YOUR territory? How embarrassing. We'll leave immediately."
"As you wish. This may not be the time, $PLAYER0. But the time WILL come, I assure you!"
"What an appalling mistake! I'll see to it that the erring fools commit seppuku at once!"
"They will leave at once. I deeply apologize for this unfortunate incident."
"You show great courage in standing up to us, $PLAYER0. We will leave, for now."
"I had no idea you were so sensitive on this subject. My bad."
"Mighty $CIVNAME4 will grant your request. We will leave."
"For the sake of world peace we will leave at once."
"$CIVNAME4 humbly apologizes for her errors. Do forgive us!"
"Ask and ye shall receive, $PLAYER0. We will go immediately."
"In your weak position, I too would fear the incursion. We will grant your request."
"We go immediately."
"No problemo. We're outta here!"
"$CIVNAME4 grants your request. For now."
"Uh, certainly. They were just looking for 'volunteers' to join in the upcoming winter sacrifices. We'll try elsewhere, shall we?"
"Your humble plea has not fallen on deaf ears, $PLAYER0. Our troops will leave immediately."
"Very well. But we WILL meet again. The gods have ordained it!"
"The $CIVADJ6 eagerly comply with $CIVNAME1's request."
"$CIVADJ6 never stay where they are not wanted. We're gone."
"$CIVNAME1 is right to fear: if I were as weak, I'd fear them too. We will withdraw."
"We were just coming by to say 'hello.' But if you're uncomfortable with our visit, we'll leave immediately!"
"Our people will withdraw at once."
"We have seen all that we came to see. We'll leave, for now."
"See? THIS is what happens when you pick leaders on the basis of their social standing rather than on their competency. I apologize. It shall not occur again!"
"We will withdraw, as you wish."
"We come and go as we please, $PLAYER0. Right now it pleases us to go."
"Certainly, though beware of making too many demands. The staunchest ally is often the most treacherous foe."
"They shall withdraw... for now."
"Were it up to me they would push until they razed your capital, but my advisors suggest now is not the time for such righteous action. The $CIVADJ5 horde shall retreat."
"We meant no offense, $PLAYER0."
"We will leave immediately."
"I hardly think it is necessary to shout, $PLAYER0. We will leave shortly."
"We will not continue to loiter like unwelcome guests. I will instruct them to leave at once!"
"My apologies, $PLAYER0. We will leave you to whatever it is that you do there, in peace."
"There will be no raids today. Perhaps some other time."
"Oh yes, right away... a thousand pardons!"
"They must have missed a turn somewhere. I will redirect them at once."
"We were just dropping off explo... er... I mean gifts, but if you do not want them I am certain that someone else will."
"We merely wanted to bring sunshine to your people, $PLAYER0. Do you have something against sunshine?"
"Yes, I will see to it that our naked hordes are removed at once!"
"Our naked warriors appear to stir feelings of inferiority among your own soldiers, $PLAYER0? I will have them return immediately."
"$PLAYER0, I will see to it personally that the troops are removed and will then have their generals stoned in the streets upon their return."
"Very well, I will have them removed at once, $PLAYER0"
"In your weak position, I too would fear the incursion. We will grant your request."
"I will have them removed at once, $PLAYER0. We do not wish to quarrel with you at this time."
"Those troops are uh... missionaries? Yes, missionaries, that's it!"
"Yes, they will be removed, we have seen enough squalor for now."
"Yes, I will make certain that they are disciplined appropriately upon their return."
"Oh, them? Uh, yes... right away!"
"Your territory, my territory... what's the difference?"
"Certainly, my friend. Thank you for bringing this transgression to my attention. Rest assured that the commander of those troops will be duly reprimanded!"
"They will be withdrawn. I trust that no harm has been caused by this minor transgression."
"They will be withdrawn - for now. Rest assured, however: if you continue to anger the $CIVADJ6 you will be seeing them again."
"Yes, my friend, they will soon be on their way. If you later discover that my warriors made off with any livestock I will be happy to reimburse."
"Do not be alarmed, $PLAYER0, they shall soon depart. Rest assured that my warriors meant no harm."
"Agreed; they will depart your miserable land. Surely even you did not think that we could possibly be interested in also living in such squalor?"
"Pardons, my friend. We did not wish to trespass. It seems that my wife's favorite wiener dog got loose and my boys were merely tracking him."
"Yes, yes, they will be departing soon. Obviously they did not realize they were trespassing on $CIVADJ2 land."
"Well, the 'great' $PLAYER0 speaks. Sure, they will go - this time. But with the slightest provocation they will no doubt be back - with a vengeance!"
“Ooops! You say that land is YOUR land? …and here I thought it was MY land. My bad. Sorry!”
“A pity that they disturb you so, $PLAYER0, as they are harmless …uh, missionaries. Nevertheless, I shall see that they depart soon.”
“They will go, but do not be surprised to see them return with a much more evil look in their eyes.”
“My sincerest apologies, $PLAYER0. I assure you, they mean no harm and will quickly depart.”
“An unfortunate mistake. They will depart soon.”
“Agreed. But don’t be alarmed to see them return with vengeance in their eyes.”
“Our apologies, $PLAYER0.  Of course the $CIVADJ5 forces will withdraw from your lands.”
“There has been a misunderstanding; we thought there were barbarians lurking in that area.  Of course we will withdraw.”
“Your alertness is perhaps prescient, $PLAYER0.  The armies of $CIVNAME4 will depart the lands you currently call your own.”
“Certainly, my friend.  Thank you for bringing this transgression to my attention.  Rest assured that the commander of those troops will be duly reprimanded, and their backs will bleed from my lash!”
“They will be withdrawn.  I trust that no harm has been caused by this minor transgression.”
“They will be withdrawn - for now. Rest assured, however: if you continue to anger the $CIVADJ6 you will seeing the head feathers of my scouts.”
“Yes, my friend, they will soon depart.  If you later discover that my warriors made off with any gold I will happily reimburse.”
“Do not be alarmed, $PLAYER0, they shall fly like the eagle from your lands. Rest assured that my warriors meant no harm.”
“Agreed; they will depart your miserable land, a land bereft of the jaguar, a land of arid soil and foul air.”


; $PLAYER0 = $player's name
; $CIVNAME1 = player's civ
; $CIVADJ2 = player's people (ADJ)
; $AI3 = AI's name
; $CIVNAME4 = AI's Civ
; $CIVADJ5 = AI's people (ADJ)
; $CIVADJ6 = AI's people (NOUN)
#AIWILLRETURNHOME
#civ 1
#power 0
#mood 1
#random 1
"Yes, of course, $PLAYER0. We will bring them home at once. Our apologies."
"Yes, yes, I know. My generals are over-anxious. I will see to it that they withdraw immediately."
"We will withdraw immediately. My apologies."
"An unfortunate mistake. My general simply can't bring himself to stop and ask for directions. They will withdraw immediately."
"The $CIVADJ5 forces will be withdrawn immediately. I apologize on behalf of the $CIVADJ5 people."
"As you wish. We will return home - for now."
"WHERE are they? Good heavens! I am going to have a strong talk with that general, you betcha! The $CIVADJ5 forces will return home at once!"
"Quite touchy, aren't you? I wonder what it is you have to hide... We will withdraw at once."
"No need to bark at me like that, $PLAYER0. We will withdraw."
"Well, technically, we haven't actually violated any international laws that I am aware of... But this is no time to insist upon the letter of the law! We shall leave because you have requested it!"
"We shall leave at once. My apologies."
"$CIVNAME4 shall grant your request this time. We go at once."
"The $CIVADJ5 soldiers will withdraw immediately. You have my sincerest apologies."
"You are very touchy these days, $PLAYER0. It's almost as if you don't trust us. Very well. We will withdraw at once."
"I am not used to moving my troops according to the dictates of others, $PLAYER0. I WILL withdraw them, this time..."
"Of course, of course! ANYTHING to make the $CIVADJ2 citizens happy!"
"Withdraw our troops? Why? Don't you TRUST us? Oh well, if it makes you happy, we will withdraw at once."
"We didn't want to be in your horrid old country anyway. We will withdraw immediately. Now go away, please."
"The $CIVADJ5 troops humbly apologize for this incursion. Please be assured that it will not happen again."
"Your paranoia is disturbing, $PLAYER0. But we will withdraw immediately."
"I suggest that you moderate your tone when addressing your betters, $PLAYER0. We WILL withdraw, this time."
"We don't stay where we're not wanted. I hope that $CIVNAME1 accepts my sincerest apologies."
"I regret that we have caused $CIVNAME1 distress. The $CIVADJ5 troops will leave immediately."
"Very well. Our peace-keeping soldiers shall withdraw at once."
"Please accept $CIVNAME4's most humble apologies. This shall not occur again."
"Well, we were just dropping by to borrow a cup of rice. But if you are going to take THAT attitude, we will leave at once!"
"We go immediately. I very much look forward to our next meeting, $PLAYER0."
"I apologize for my generals' foolish mistake. We will withdraw now."
"Surely you do not feel threatened by peaceful $CIVNAME4, $PLAYER0? Of course we shall leave if you wish it."
"We have no wish to create an international incident. We will leave immediately!"
"This was an unfortunate accident, $PLAYER0. Please accept our sincere apologies."
"The $CIVADJ5 troops will withdraw immediately. Accept my sincere regrets."
"Never let it be said that peaceful $CIVNAME4's actions were responsible for beginning a conflict! We go at once."
"Leave, now? But how will my troops learn the invasion routes? Er, forget I said that, will you? We'll leave at once."
"Just checking your border security, $PLAYER0. Frankly, it's not all that good. You are fortunate that $CIVNAME4 was not really attacking this time. We will leave now."
"I leave now, hated $PLAYER0. We will speak of this again later!"
"But my troops were having such a wonderful time! Oh well, if you wish it, we shall withdraw."
"We shall withdraw immediately. And we regret this unfortunate incident. Or so I'm told. Personally, I couldn't care less."
"The gods will make you pay for your arrogance, $PLAYER0! We will do as you say, for now."
"Ah, my good friend! If my troops make you unhappy, I will remove them this instant!"
"I am not interested in starting a war with $CIVNAME1 at this time. The troops will withdraw immediately."
"Very well! I shall withdraw the troops as you have demanded. But this is not the end of it - you have $AI3's word on it!"
"We have no desire to make our good friend $CIVNAME1 unhappy. Our troops will withdraw immediately."
"The $CIVADJ5 soldiers mean you no harm, $PLAYER0. But if $AI3's word is not good enough for you, I will withdraw them right away."
"Very well. The $CIVADJ5 warriors will leave hated $CIVNAME1 immediately."
"For the sake of the long friendship between $CIVNAME1 and $CIVNAME4, we will withdraw immediately!"
"You really need to learn to relax, $PLAYER0. We will withdraw: you have my word on it. There now. Feel better?"
"But of course! $CIVNAME4 would do ANYTHING to permanently end your suffering - I mean, of course, to make you happy."
"Of course, $PLAYER0. They must have hunted prey into your lands by mistake."
"Perhaps I shall."
"How I wish this were a different day, for if it was, you'd be begging for the removal of our troops rather than demanding. But it being today, they shall return home."
"We will leave at once, my apologies."
"Of course, we have seen enough."
"Perhaps I shall."
"Clearly my soldiers have grown restless. Please forgive our intrusion."
"As you wish. We have no reason to scuffle with you now."
"Fine. May we take some women back with us on our way out? No?"
"Of course, of course...right away."
"Whoa! You are a little cranky today. Time to switch to decaf!"
"Yes, I will have them return, but I can assure you...those troops are as gentle as kittens. Not quite as huggable though."
"If it is our nude warriors that offend you, I will have them removed at once."
"Yes, you are correct; they do get quite rowdy at times. I will have them move elsewhere."
"Their taunting and nudity is too much for you to bear, $PLAYER0? I will instruct them to leave immediately."
"You have set me right, $PLAYER0. I will have them return immediately and flog myself for my own insolence!"
"We have no desire to create a major incident out of this, $PLAYER0. Please forgive our intrusion."
"Paranoid, $PLAYER0? You should be. Regardless...I will have those troops removed."
"What?! They are holding elephant polo practice near your cattle fields? If I have told them once, I have told them a thousand times: that is only to be done in your palace gardens. They will be removed at once."
"I see...they will be removed at once, $PLAYER0."
"Aww, do they play too rough? I will have them return immediately."
"If my troops make you unhappy, I will remove them this instant!"
"We will withdraw immediately. My apologies."
"Very well...I will have them return immediately!"
"Immediately, $PLAYER0! Please accept the apology of $AI3, your humble servant, and of the $CIVADJ5 nation."
"They will depart immediately. Hopefully there will be no need for them to return."
"That is YOUR land? Well, if you insist. But be warned that the wrath of $CIVNAME4 is growing. Do not anger us or they shall return."
"Sorry to trouble you, dear $PLAYER0. My warriors will depart forthwith."
"I shall honor your request, $PLAYER0. Honestly, though, you should not let such a small band of $CIVADJ5 warriors trouble you so much. They meant no harm."
"Yes, I will see that they promptly depart your poverty-stricken lands. But the patience of $CIVNAME4 grows thin with your intolerant ways."
"Yes, they will depart immediately. You need only tell them that Wiener Schnitzel is being served in their mess hall tonight..."
"What? You don't trust my $CIVADJ5 soldiers? Rest assured - they will leave at once."
"You have a lot of nerve asking for my $CIVADJ5 troops to leave, considering the recent transgressions of $CIVNAME1."
“Yes, they have obviously strayed a bit off course, $PLAYER0. I will have them recalled at once! Apologies, my friend.”
“Agreed; I will have them recalled at once. But don’t let any of your troops ‘stray’ on to the sovereign ground of $CIVNAME4, either!”
“They are THERE and you’re only complaining about them trespassing? Hmm, I see... They must have lost their orders. Yes, I will have them recalled at once.”
“They will depart immediately, $PLAYER0. Sorry for the inconvenience.”
“What? The troops of $CIVNAME4 are a bother? Fine, they will depart at once if it will ease your concerns.”
“Fine - they will go. $CIVNAME1 is quite boring anyway. I am sure my boys are looking forward to the nightlife in $CIVNAME4.”
“If that is your wish, then naturally we shall return immediately to $CIVADJ5 territory.”
“It is important for our troops to train in barbarian lands, $PLAYER0.  We will cut short the exercise, for now.”
“I will overlook your effrontery for now, $PLAYER0.  But do not think that anyone but your cronies and sycophants will think you have somehow gained the upper hand over mighty $CIVNAME4.”
“Immediately, $PLAYER0!  Please accept the apology of Sapa-Inca $AI3, your humble servant, and of the $CIVADJ5 nation.”
“They will depart immediately.  Hopefully there will be no need for them to return. But my scouts will keep an ever-watchful eye upon your borders, $PLAYER0, and if they see the banners of war unfurl, then I will respond accordingly.”
“That is YOUR land?  Well, if you insist.  But be warned that the wrath of the $CIVNAME4 is growing. Do not anger us or they shall return.”
“Sorry to trouble you, pleasant $PLAYER0.  My warriors will depart very soon.”
“I shall honor your request, $PLAYER0.  But you should not let such a small band of $CIVADJ5 warriors trouble you so.  They are as harmless as the butterfly.”
“Yes, I will see that they quickly depart your soulless lands.  But the patience of the $CIVNAME4 grows thin with your intolerant ways. The jaguar rages in his cage.”

#USERACCEPT
#civ 1
#power 0
#mood 1
#random 1
"The American people graciously accept your offer."
"As the President of this great nation, I accept."
"We agree to your terms."
"We accept your gracious offer."
"We accept your offer."
"We accept."
"We accept your gracious offer."
"We accept your offer."
"We accept."
"We accept your gracious offer."
"We accept your offer."
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"We accept your offer."
"We accept."
"We accept your gracious offer."
"We accept your offer."
"We accept."
"We accept your gracious offer."
"We accept your offer."
"We accept."

#USERREJECT
#civ 1
#power 0
#mood 1
#random 1
"My apologies, but I cannot accept."
"I cannot accept."
"Not a chance."
"Sorry, but I don't think so."
"Not a chance."
"No way."
"Sorry, but I don't think so."
"Not a chance."
"No way."
"Sorry, but I don't think so."
"Not a chance."
"No way."
"Sorry, but I don't think so."
"Not a chance."
"No way."
"Sorry, but I don't think so."
"Not a chance."
"No way."
"Sorry, but I don't think so."
"Not a chance."
"No way."
"Sorry, but I don't think so."
"Not a chance."
"No way."
"Sorry, but I don't think so."
"Not a chance."
"No way."
"Sorry, but I don't think so."
"Not a chance."
"No way."
"Sorry, but I don't think so."
"Not a chance."
"No way."
"Sorry, but I don't think so."
"Not a chance."
"No way."
"Sorry, but I don't think so."
"Not a chance."
"No way."
"Sorry, but I don't think so."
"Not a chance."
"No way."

#USERCOUNTER
#civ 1
#power 0
#mood 1
#random 1
"Would you indulge me by listening to our counter-proposal?"
"I think we are very close. Let's ammend this deal a little..."
"I think not. Will you listen to our counter-proposal?"
"Would you care to listen to a counter-proposal?"
"Would you listen to our counter-proposal?"
"Perhaps you would deign to hear our counter-proposal?"
"Would you care to listen to a counter-proposal?"
"Would you listen to our counter-proposal?"
"Perhaps you would deign to hear our counter-proposal?"
"Would you care to listen to a counter-proposal?"
"Would you listen to our counter-proposal?"
"Perhaps you would deign to hear our counter-proposal?"
"Would you care to listen to a counter-proposal?"
"Would you listen to our counter-proposal?"
"Perhaps you would deign to hear our counter-proposal?"
"Would you care to listen to a counter-proposal?"
"Would you listen to our counter-proposal?"
"Perhaps you would deign to hear our counter-proposal?"
"Would you care to listen to a counter-proposal?"
"Would you listen to our counter-proposal?"
"Perhaps you would deign to hear our counter-proposal?"
"Would you care to listen to a counter-proposal?"
"Would you listen to our counter-proposal?"
"Perhaps you would deign to hear our counter-proposal?"
"Would you care to listen to a counter-proposal?"
"Would you listen to our counter-proposal?"
"Perhaps you would deign to hear our counter-proposal?"
"Would you care to listen to a counter-proposal?"
"Would you listen to our counter-proposal?"
"Perhaps you would deign to hear our counter-proposal?"
"Would you care to listen to a counter-proposal?"
"Would you listen to our counter-proposal?"
"Perhaps you would deign to hear our counter-proposal?"
"Would you care to listen to a counter-proposal?"
"Would you listen to our counter-proposal?"
"Perhaps you would deign to hear our counter-proposal?"
"Would you care to listen to a counter-proposal?"
"Would you listen to our counter-proposal?"
"Perhaps you would deign to hear our counter-proposal?"
"Would you care to listen to a counter-proposal?"
"Would you listen to our counter-proposal?"
"Perhaps you would deign to hear our counter-proposal?"

#USERTHREAT
#civ 1
#power 0
#mood 1
#random 1
"Because we are on such good terms, I must ask you to accept this deal."
"The Enclave hereby demands your agreement."
"Accept this deal now, or suffer the consequences later."
"I must demand that you accept this deal."
"Accept this deal or pay the consequences!"
"Take this deal or suffer!"
"I must demand that you accept this deal."
"Accept this deal or pay the consequences!"
"Take this deal or suffer!"
"I must demand that you accept this deal."
"Accept this deal or pay the consequences!"
"Take this deal or suffer!"
"I must demand that you accept this deal."
"Accept this deal or pay the consequences!"
"Take this deal or suffer!"
"I must demand that you accept this deal."
"Accept this deal or pay the consequences!"
"Take this deal or suffer!"
"I must demand that you accept this deal."
"Accept this deal or pay the consequences!"
"Take this deal or suffer!"
"I must demand that you accept this deal."
"Accept this deal or pay the consequences!"
"Take this deal or suffer!"
"I must demand that you accept this deal."
"Accept this deal or pay the consequences!"
"Take this deal or suffer!"
"I must demand that you accept this deal."
"Accept this deal or pay the consequences!"
"Take this deal or suffer!"
"I must demand that you accept this deal."
"Accept this deal or pay the consequences!"
"Take this deal or suffer!"
"I must demand that you accept this deal."
"Accept this deal or pay the consequences!"
"Take this deal or suffer!"
"I must demand that you accept this deal."
"Accept this deal or pay the consequences!"
"Take this deal or suffer!"
"I must demand that you accept this deal."
"Accept this deal or pay the consequences!"
"Take this deal or suffer!"

; $GIVE0 = item player wants to trade.
#USERASKFORCOUNTER
#civ 1
#power 0
#mood 1
#random 1
"Friend, what do you want for $GIVE0?"
"What can the Enclave trade you for $GIVE0?"
"Let's talk about $GIVE0. What do you need for it?"
"Friend, what do you want for $GIVE0?"
"What may I trade you for $GIVE0?"
"What do you want for $GIVE0?"
"Friend, what do you want for $GIVE0?"
"What may I trade you for $GIVE0?"
"What do you want for $GIVE0?"
"Friend, what do you want for $GIVE0?"
"What may I trade you for $GIVE0?"
"What do you want for $GIVE0?"
"Friend, what do you want for $GIVE0?"
"What may I trade you for $GIVE0?"
"What do you want for $GIVE0?"
"Friend, what do you want for $GIVE0?"
"What may I trade you for $GIVE0?"
"What do you want for $GIVE0?"
"Friend, what do you want for $GIVE0?"
"What may I trade you for $GIVE0?"
"What do you want for $GIVE0?"
"Friend, what do you want for $GIVE0?"
"What may I trade you for $GIVE0?"
"What do you want for $GIVE0?"
"Friend, what do you want for $GIVE0?"
"What may I trade you for $GIVE0?"
"What do you want for $GIVE0?"
"Friend, what do you want for $GIVE0?"
"What may I trade you for $GIVE0?"
"What do you want for $GIVE0?"
"Friend, what do you want for $GIVE0?"
"What may I trade you for $GIVE0?"
"What do you want for $GIVE0?"
"Friend, what do you want for $GIVE0?"
"What may I trade you for $GIVE0?"
"What do you want for $GIVE0?"
"Friend, what do you want for $GIVE0?"
"What may I trade you for $GIVE0?"
"What do you want for $GIVE0?"
"Friend, what do you want for $GIVE0?"
"What may I trade you for $GIVE0?"
"What do you want for $GIVE0?"

; $LEADER0 = AI's leader's name.
#USEROFFER
#civ 1
#power 0
#mood 1
#random 1
"Will you kindly accept this deal?"
"Will you accept this deal, $LEADER0?"
"Will you accept this deal?"
"Will you kindly accept this deal?"
"Will you accept this deal, $LEADER0?"
"Will you accept this deal?"
"Will you kindly accept this deal?"
"Will you accept this deal, $LEADER0?"
"Will you accept this deal?"
"Will you kindly accept this deal?"
"Will you accept this deal, $LEADER0?"
"Will you accept this deal?"
"Will you kindly accept this deal?"
"Will you accept this deal, $LEADER0?"
"Will you accept this deal?"
"Will you kindly accept this deal?"
"Will you accept this deal, $LEADER0?"
"Will you accept this deal?"
"Will you kindly accept this deal?"
"Will you accept this deal, $LEADER0?"
"Will you accept this deal?"
"Will you kindly accept this deal?"
"Will you accept this deal, $LEADER0?"
"Will you accept this deal?"
"Will you kindly accept this deal?"
"Will you accept this deal, $LEADER0?"
"Will you accept this deal?"
"Will you kindly accept this deal?"
"Will you accept this deal, $LEADER0?"
"Will you accept this deal?"
"Will you kindly accept this deal?"
"Will you accept this deal, $LEADER0?"
"Will you accept this deal?"
"Will you kindly accept this deal?"
"Will you accept this deal, $LEADER0?"
"Will you accept this deal?"
"Will you kindly accept this deal?"
"Will you accept this deal, $LEADER0?"
"Will you accept this deal?"
"Will you kindly accept this deal?"
"Will you accept this deal, $LEADER0?"
"Will you accept this deal?"

; $GIVE0 = treaty player wants to make.
#USERASKFORTREATY
#civ 0
#power 0
#mood 0
#random 1
"What would you need for a $GIVE0?"

#USERGIFT
#civ 0
#power 0
#mood 1
#random 1
"Please accept this gift as a token of friendship and goodwill."
"I offer you this gift as a token of goodwill."
"Accept this gift as a token of goodwill."

; $GIVE0 = item player wants to trade.
#USERASKFOREXCHANGE
#civ 0
#power 0
#mood 1
#random 1
"Perhaps you would like to offer something in exchange for $GIVE0."
"Would you care to offer something in exchange for $GIVE0?"
"Would you consider offering something in exchange for $GIVE0?"

#USERNEVERMIND
#civ 0
#power 0
#mood 1
#random 1
"Sorry. Never mind..."
"Never mind..."
"Forget it."

; $LEADER0 = AI's leader's name.
#USERPROPOSAL
#civ 0
#power 0
#mood 1
#random 1
"Friend $LEADER0, We would like to offer you a deal..."
"We would like to propose a deal..."
"We wish to propose a deal..."

; $LEADER0 = AI's leader's name.
#USERUNDERSTAND
#civ 0
#power 0
#mood 1
#random 1
"Sure - no problemo."
"Certainly. I understand."
"I understand, $LEADER0."

#USERASKFORLOAN
#civ 0
#power 0
#mood 0
#random 1
"Grant us a loan of gold?"

#USERMAPTRADE
#civ 0
#power 0
#mood 1
#random 1
"Would you like to trade World Maps?"
"Care to trade World Maps?"
"Trade World Maps?"

#USERPEACETREATYTHREAT
#civ 0
#power 0
#mood 1
#random 1
"Our troops are approaching your cities. Perhaps you would like to discuss peace terms?"
"Our troops approach your cities. Do you wish to discuss peace terms?"
"Our troops approach your cities. I urge you to discuss peace terms while there is still time."

; $CITY0 = AI city player's troops are approaching.
#USERPEACETREATYTHREATCITY
#civ 0
#power 0
#mood 1
#random 1
"Our troops are approaching $CITY0. Perhaps you would like to discuss peace terms?"
"Our troops approach $CITY0. Do you wish to discuss peace terms?"
"Our troops approach $CITY0. I urge you to discuss peace terms while there is time."

#USERPEACETREATY
#civ 0
#power 0
#mood 1
#random 1
"We seem to have overextended ourselves. Would you be willing to sign a peace treaty?"
"We seem to have overextended ourselves. Would you care to sign a peace treaty?"
"We seem to have overextended ourselves. Will you sign a peace treaty?"

#USERAUTORIGHTOFPASSAGE
#civ 0
#power 0
#mood 1
#random 1
"Shall we agree to a right of passage agreement?"
"We could agree to a right of passage agreement."
"What about a right of passage agreement?"

#USERBORDERWARNING
#civ 0
#power 0
#mood 1
#random 1
"Your forces are within our borders! You must withdraw them."
"Your forces are within our borders! They MUST be withdrawn!"
"Your forces are within our borders! Withdraw them NOW!"

#USERBORDERWAR
#civ 0
#power 0
#mood 0
#random 1
"Remove your forces from our territory or declare WAR!"

; $LEADERNAME0 = AI's leader's name.
#USERWILLGIVETRIBUTE
#civ 0
#power 0
#mood 1
#random 1
"Very well. We will give you what you want - this time."
"We will give you what you want - this time."
"$LEADER0, We agree to your demands. For now."

#USERWILLNOTGIVETRIBUTE
#civ 0
#power 0
#mood 1
#random 1
"You make us laugh! Take your threats elsewhere."
"Take your empty threats elsewhere."
"We will not surrender to blackmail."

#USERWILLRETREAT
#civ 0
#power 0
#mood 1
#random 1
"We were conducting uh... 'routine training missions.' (Yeah: that's the ticket!)"
"We apologize for the mistake. We will move our troops out of your territory."
"We will move our troops immediately."

#USERWILLRETURNHOME
#civ 0
#power 0
#mood 1
#random 1
"Oops... Er, bad maps. Sorry." <Your troops will move automatically.>
"Our mistake." <Your troops will move automatically.>
"My bad!" <Your troops will move automatically.>

#USERWAR
#civ 0
#power 0
#mood 1
#random 1
"You fool! Prepare for WAR!"
"That's it! Prepare for WAR!"
"We grow tired of your insolence. Prepare for WAR!"

; $LEADER0 = AI's leader's name.
#USEREXIT
#civ 0
#power 0
#mood 1
#random 1
"I'm all done. Farewell, $LEADER0."
"That's it. Goodbye, $LEADER0."
"That's it. Goodbye."

#HEADINGS
Diplomatic Agreements
Military Alliances
Trade Embargos
Maps
Communications
Resources
Luxuries
Gold
Technology
Cities
Workers

#AGREEMENTS
Peace Treaty
Mutual Protection Pact
Right Of Passage

#ALLIANCES
vs. the

#EMBARGOES
vs. the

#MAPS
World Map
Territory Map

#COMMUNICATIONS
with the

#GOLD
Per Turn
Lump Sum

#ANGER_AT_LEVELS
Gracious
Polite
Cautious
Annoyed
Furious

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